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Mike + Ike: Cubs @ Mets igt 4/20/10

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Apr 20 2010 07:55 AM

Big Pelf his bad self opposes Carlos Zambrano in Game 2 of the homestand that saved the Mets season, Jerry's job and our happiness.

metirish
Apr 20 2010 07:58 AM
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Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Apr 20 2010 08:09 AM

Mets do pretty good against the temperamental Latino? K-Rod is getting in to the game tonight no matter what........he's probably warming up right now.

Centerfield
Apr 20 2010 08:01 AM
Re: Mike + Ike: Cubs @ Mets igt 4/20/10

...pulled us out of the recession, patched up the ozone, and led to the cancellation of Glee.

Fman99
Apr 20 2010 09:44 AM
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Ike Davis taught me how to make love to a woman and how to scold a child. Ike Davis once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw! (OK these are Bill Brasky quotes, I don't care.)

Ceetar
Apr 20 2010 09:49 AM
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Zambrano is 1-1 with a 9.45 ERA. 3 runs over 5innings his last start, so he's not quite rounded (haha) into form yet. Little patience, some good swings, get an early lead and into the bullpen.

Swan Swan H
Apr 20 2010 09:55 AM
Re: Mike + Ike: Cubs @ Mets igt 4/20/10

I will help you if I must, I will kill you if I can. And mercy on our uniform, Man of peace or man of war, The peacock spreads his fan.

Chad Ochoseis
Apr 20 2010 10:03 AM
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[url]http://dmdb.org/lyrics/benny.bell.html#ikey Ikey and Mikey were digging in a well, Said Ikey to Mikey, "I hope you go to Hel- -en's birthday party, you will be quite a hit." Said Mikey to Ikey, "I think you're full of shi- -sh-ke-bab and pizza, and you drink a lot of tea, And every hour on the hour you have to make a pe- -anut butter sandwidge, to feed your hungry heart, But when you eat those Boston beans you always leave a far- -eign letter in my mailbox- you're a crazy man, Sometimes I get so angry I could kick you in the can- -dy store and hold your head, beneath the water tap, 'Cause when you say you're sorry, that's just a lot of cra- -bgrass, my buddy, so if you're really wise, You'll ask me no more questions and I'll tell you no more lies."

MFS62
Apr 20 2010 10:07 AM
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[quote="Fman99"]Ike Davis taught me how to make love to a woman and how to scold a child. Ike Davis once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw! (OK these are Bill Brasky quotes, I don't care.)

Ike Davis can make Chuck Norris beg for mercy. Later

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Apr 20 2010 10:43 AM
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Ike Davis is a hard man to love... but an easy woman.* *If it sounds like a Brasky, and reads like a Brasky, but it isn't a Brasky, is it more or less a Brasky?

Ashie62
Apr 20 2010 12:12 PM
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Ike Davis can hit water falling out of a boat

metsmarathon
Apr 20 2010 01:05 PM
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ike davis doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, he prefers dos equis.

Swan Swan H
Apr 20 2010 01:14 PM
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Ike Davis is more powerful than the Jake-Monster.

Chad Ochoseis
Apr 20 2010 01:19 PM
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[quote="Ashie62":27i95pnx]Ike Davis can hit water falling out of a boat[/quote:27i95pnx] When Ike Davis falls out of a boat, he doesn't get wet. The ocean gets Ike Davis.

attgig
Apr 20 2010 02:45 PM
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is Ike the mets version of Wieters for the O's fans?

Gwreck
Apr 20 2010 02:52 PM
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Chicago Cubs Kosuke Fukudome RF Jeff Baker 2B Derrek Lee 1B Aramis Ramirez 3B Marlon Byrd CF Alfonso Soriano LF Mike Fontenot SS Koyie Hill C Carlos Zambrano P New York Mets Reyes Castillo Wright Bay Francoeur Davis Pagan Blanco Pelfrey

Benjamin Grimm
Apr 20 2010 02:53 PM
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I'm reminded of something that Bill Gallo (a Cardinals fan) said in a cartoon back around 1985, regarding Ozzie Smith: "Ozzie Davis is here to save us." I have to admit that I didn't catch that mistake until someone mentioned it in "Voice of the People" a few days later. Then I had one of those "DOH!" moments. Anyway... Ike Davis Is here to save us.

Edgy DC
Apr 20 2010 03:02 PM
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Swan Swan H
Apr 20 2010 04:53 PM
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Just settled into my seat in the Promenade, and if the game is better than the fried bologna sandwich I just got from Blue Smoke, it will be a classick.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Apr 20 2010 05:33 PM
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[quote="Swan Swan H":femyuffa]Just settled into my seat in the Promenade, and if the game is better than the fried bologna sandwich I just got from Blue Smoke, it will be a classick.[/quote:femyuffa] I liked the wings. The bologna's good, though?

Valadius
Apr 20 2010 05:56 PM
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Reyes clearly has no problem with his "esplosion", as he rips a two-run triple.

Swan Swan H
Apr 20 2010 06:01 PM
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A burger-sized slab, cooked through so it's crisp outside and warm inside, with their delicious bbq sauce and pickles on the same bun as the pulled pork. It's all I can do to not go back for another, especially with the new location up here. Meanwhile, Jose, Jose Jose Jose Jose, Jose Jose. And Pelf with some leg. It was hard to tell live, but I think they get Reyes at third if they go there, and he may have been out before Pelfrey crossed the plate. Or I could be nuts, but that's how it looked to us.

seawolf17
Apr 20 2010 06:07 PM
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[quote="Swan Swan H":zi82snvf]A burger-sized slab, cooked through so it's crisp outside and warm inside, with their delicious bbq sauce and pickles on the same bun as the pulled pork.[/quote:zi82snvf] I want.

Edgy DC
Apr 20 2010 06:09 PM
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Jose Reyes hitting again makes the sun shine brighter. It makes the grass greener and the French rightfielder Frencher. God's in His Heaven and all's right with the world.

Edgy DC
Apr 20 2010 06:12 PM
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Derek Lee popping out. That's good. Aramis Ramirez popping out. That's good. Marlon Byrd grounds out. That's good. Through four innings and Mike Pelfrey is throwing... real good!

Methead
Apr 20 2010 06:13 PM
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I like watching this kid play 1B. Seems like he knows what the hell he's doing over there.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Apr 20 2010 06:15 PM
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[quote="Swan Swan H":16mwkeok]A burger-sized slab, cooked through so it's crisp outside and warm inside, with their delicious bbq sauce and pickles on the same bun as the pulled pork. It's all I can do to not go back for another, especially with the new location up here. Meanwhile, Jose, Jose Jose Jose Jose, Jose Jose. And Pelf with some leg. It was hard to tell live, but I think they get Reyes at third if they go there, and he may have been out before Pelfrey crossed the plate. Or I could be nuts, but that's how it looked to us.[/quote:16mwkeok] Yes, Reyes woulda been dead meat had they elected to make that play. Kendall Davis: Meet the Milf

Edgy DC
Apr 20 2010 06:16 PM
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I llike Ike... ...'s Mom. Can't believe what Ben Grimm said about her.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Apr 20 2010 06:27 PM
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Nice play by Henry Blanco there to nail the runner. He also had his first Met hit tonight.

Swan Swan H
Apr 20 2010 06:39 PM
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Sight of the night - a kid in a jersey with number 420 on the back had a foul ball go right through his hands. Blurred vision, perhaps?

Edgy DC
Apr 20 2010 06:40 PM
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Number 420 or 42?

Edgy DC
Apr 20 2010 06:42 PM
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That's 87 pitches through six, kids. It's also 18 straight scoreless innings.

Swan Swan H
Apr 20 2010 06:44 PM
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No, definitely 420. He probably only gets to wear it once a year, and definitely can't pack it in his carry-on luggage.

Edgy DC
Apr 20 2010 06:49 PM
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Hey, Henry Blanco ain't afraid to walk.

Swan Swan H
Apr 20 2010 06:50 PM
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Blanco clears Pelf with a walk. Zambrano at 118 pitches, unlike the economical Pelfrey.

Swan Swan H
Apr 20 2010 07:05 PM
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Blanco's walk eliminates the hit-for-Pelf option. Does Jerry give him the eighth? Would a few more runs change the decision? And what about Naomi? Finally, a faint LGM cheer wafts from the croiwd....

Edgy DC
Apr 20 2010 07:06 PM
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Jose Reyes, off the interstate. I'm totally not down with pulling Pelf here.

Edgy DC
Apr 20 2010 07:07 PM
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Stop Buntin NOW!!!!

Swan Swan H
Apr 20 2010 07:09 PM
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Agreed. Only 101 pitches thru 7. Does the relief stint on Saturday come into play?

seawolf17
Apr 20 2010 07:10 PM
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It would never fly, but I wonder if there will ever be a manager who, instead of using the throwing day to just throw on the side, uses a starter in games regularly to throw an inning or so. If the guy has to get his work in anyway, you might as well leverage that into getting outs from him rather than crossing your fingers and hoping Raul Valdes can pull a rabbit out of his ass in a big spot.

Edgy DC
Apr 20 2010 07:13 PM
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Managers have done that for short stints while working with a six-man rotation.

Edgy DC
Apr 20 2010 07:18 PM
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Luis flashing the range. Chad Tracy has been a Diamondback his whole career. He feels like someone who has been around the league.

Edgy DC
Apr 20 2010 07:18 PM
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Jason flashes the range.

Edgy DC
Apr 20 2010 07:20 PM
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Ike Davis joining the conference on the mound like a real Met as Igarashi gets pulled with an unknown ailment.

Swan Swan H
Apr 20 2010 07:20 PM
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Iggy played that bunt like it was a radioactive lizard, and apparently tweaked something in the process.

Edgy DC
Apr 20 2010 07:21 PM
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I'm guessing he was waiting for an Astroturf hop.

Edgy DC
Apr 20 2010 07:24 PM
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Fernando Nieve on a pace for 115.71 games.

Swan Swan H
Apr 20 2010 07:25 PM
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Every pitcher in the Mets bullpen has an 'R' in their first name.

Fman99
Apr 20 2010 07:26 PM
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Nice K there by Nieve. Let's pad this lead, shall we?

Edgy DC
Apr 20 2010 07:29 PM
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I like big innings. But if somebody gets on, look for mad bunting.

Edgy DC
Apr 20 2010 07:30 PM
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Wasn't Grabow wearing long locks back in his Milwaukee days?

Edgy DC
Apr 20 2010 07:33 PM
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Wrong on two counts there, Edgy. You're thinking of Derrick Turnbow. Congratulations on the bunt, Mets.

themetfairy
Apr 20 2010 07:33 PM
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Ka-Boom Tatis!!!

Fman99
Apr 20 2010 07:33 PM
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KA BOOM!

Edgy DC
Apr 20 2010 07:34 PM
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Hah! I'm looking for a no-save season for Francisco Rodriguez.

Swan Swan H
Apr 20 2010 07:35 PM
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Does Betty Ford have a Buntaholic wing? Meanwhile, a text-based Kaboom for Tatis, and the Reyes is out of the box!

Fman99
Apr 20 2010 07:36 PM
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[quote="John Cougar Lunchbucket":116spo08][quote="Swan Swan H":116spo08]A burger-sized slab, cooked through so it's crisp outside and warm inside, with their delicious bbq sauce and pickles on the same bun as the pulled pork. It's all I can do to not go back for another, especially with the new location up here. Meanwhile, Jose, Jose Jose Jose Jose, Jose Jose. And Pelf with some leg. It was hard to tell live, but I think they get Reyes at third if they go there, and he may have been out before Pelfrey crossed the plate. Or I could be nuts, but that's how it looked to us.[/quote:116spo08] Yes, Reyes woulda been dead meat had they elected to make that play. Kendall Davis: Meet the Milf[/quote:116spo08] Meet the Milf Greet the Milf Come right out and eat the Milf! Oh that's right, I went there.

Gwreck
Apr 20 2010 07:40 PM
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4 hits for JoseJose, which Gary just tells me is the first time he had that (in a 9-inning game) since May '08.

Fman99
Apr 20 2010 07:49 PM
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Igarashi has a strained hammy and an MRI scheduled for tomorrow as per Gary Cohen. Sounds ominous. I'll be rooting for the Mets to call up my favorite minor league reliever, not-Sean-Green.

Gwreck
Apr 20 2010 07:50 PM
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Put it in the books!

Fman99
Apr 20 2010 07:51 PM
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It -> books

Valadius
Apr 20 2010 07:52 PM
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We've got ourselves a winning streak.

TransMonk
Apr 20 2010 07:53 PM
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Feels good.

Frayed Knot
Apr 20 2010 07:58 PM
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Even calling for a bunt going into the 8th & 9th hitters couldn't ruin this game. Blanco - unlike Schneider before him - is meeting (if not exceeding) the defensive rep he brought with him.

Edgy DC
Apr 20 2010 08:19 PM
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[quote="Fman99":crmgz6je]Igarashi has a strained hammy and an MRI scheduled for tomorrow as per Gary Cohen. Sounds ominous. I'll be rooting for the Mets to call up my favorite minor league reliever, not-Sean-Green.[/quote:crmgz6je] It was so important to build that eighth-ninth one-two punch for Jerry, and now he's denied. I predict an Elmer Dessens return, and an orgy of Fernando Nieve appearances.

Methead
Apr 20 2010 08:21 PM
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[quote="TransMonk"]Feels good.

metsguyinmichigan
Apr 20 2010 08:24 PM
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Making a bold prediction: Mike Pelfrey will be picked for the All-Star team this year. Small sample, of course, but I think he's turned the corner.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Apr 20 2010 08:32 PM
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[quote="Frayed Knot"]Even calling for a bunt going into the 8th & 9th hitters couldn't ruin this game. Blanco - unlike Schneider before him - is meeting (if not exceeding) the defensive rep he brought with him.

Yes that was a huge play. Jerry and his bunting is out of hand.

Valadius
Apr 20 2010 08:41 PM
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The Jerry Manuel Managing Unit does not allow for variables like "bunting into the pitcher" or "extra-extra-innings". Must. Follow. Program.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Apr 20 2010 08:50 PM
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[quote="TransMonk"]Feels good.

Feels SO good.

metirish
Apr 21 2010 07:10 AM
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[quote="John Cougar Lunchbucket":18jmw5ii] Kendall Davis: Meet the Milf[/quote:18jmw5ii] Meet Mom http://www.groovemerchants.com/vocals.html http://www.groovemerchants.com/index.html song list http://www.groovemerchants.com/groovesongs.html

soupcan
Apr 21 2010 07:15 AM
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'The Groove Merchants'? Really? Just looking on my desk, I can come up with a better name than that... The Paperclips The Staplers The Binders The Desktops 'Groove Merchants'...ick.

Edgy DC
Apr 21 2010 07:25 AM
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Listen, insult Kendall Davis at your peril.

Ceetar
Apr 21 2010 07:26 AM
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[quote="metsguyinmichigan":3fom3phi]Making a bold prediction: Mike Pelfrey will be picked for the All-Star team this year. Small sample, of course, but I think he's turned the corner.[/quote:3fom3phi] Well, voting seems to start earlier every year. It's about time for that now right? April/May always end up being more important towards voting as well.

metirish
Apr 21 2010 07:28 AM
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I saw online that she's Ike's stepmom... makes since cos last night I thought wow she's a lot younger than Ron....."high five Ron"

soupcan
Apr 21 2010 07:39 AM
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[quote="metirish":21368ubc]I saw online that she's Ike's stepmom... makes since cos last night I thought wow she's a lot younger than Ron....."high five Ron"[/quote:21368ubc] Ah-ha! I thought something was up - she just looked too good and a little too young to be his mom. She sure did act like she was the chickadee who raised him though. I wonder if the biological mom is still around and what she thinks about Sweet Miss Kendall taking all the credit. Groove Merchants indeed! Meeee-owwwww!

Edgy DC
Apr 21 2010 07:41 AM
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I've come full circle. In 1974, I fell for my first Mets daughter. In 1987, my first Mets wife. In 2010, my first Mets' mom. Joy Murphy, here I come.

bmfc1
Apr 21 2010 07:58 AM
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Kevin Burkhardt identified Kendall as Ike's mother which I'm sure upset Millie, Ron's 1st wife and Ike's mom. http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/news/articl ... p&c_id=nym

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Apr 21 2010 08:04 AM
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We just missed their gig at the Arizona Special Olympics, damn.

willpie
Apr 21 2010 08:07 AM
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[quote="metsguyinmichigan":2yda8iyb]Making a bold prediction: Mike Pelfrey will be picked for the All-Star team this year. Small sample, of course, but I think he's turned the corner.[/quote:2yda8iyb] I'm an admitted long-term Pelfrey kool-aid drinker; but, man, I think you're right.

Ceetar
Apr 21 2010 08:21 AM
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[quote="Ceetar"][quote="metsguyinmichigan"]Making a bold prediction: Mike Pelfrey will be picked for the All-Star team this year. Small sample, of course, but I think he's turned the corner.

Well, voting seems to start earlier every year. It's about time for that now right? April/May always end up being more important towards voting as well. I know we don't vote for pitchers anyway, but I was kinda joking about the voting being early every year.. [url]http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/events/all_star/y2010/ballot_pop.html

Fman99
Apr 21 2010 10:24 AM
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[quote="John Cougar Lunchbucket"]We just missed their gig at the Arizona Special Olympics, damn.

What's the best-case reception your band gets when you're playing a Special Olympics gig, anyway? They shower the stage with the pennies that they would otherwise be eating, perhaps. That and a lot of diaper shitting. (I continue to theorize that my daughter hasn't slept through the night in 22 months because of bad karma resultant from my meanness in online forums. Yet I continue to be Fman99 all the same.)