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Hi, I'm Dillon Gee

Edgy DC Apr 23 2010 06:51 PM

And I'm 3-0 for your Buffalo Bisons with a 1.00 ERA. I've walked one International Leaguer and struck out 16 in 18 International League innings, and I wish nothing but the best for John Maine. All I'm sayin' is, if you've got a rotation slot to fill, I'm a guy who knows something about filling those sorts of slots. I was born in... what? The game is still going on? Oh, shit. I'm really sorry. Talk to you later, 'kay?

Fman99 Apr 23 2010 08:03 PM Re: Hi, I'm Dillon Gee

Fboy and I have tix for Wednesday's matinee tilt against L.A., which happens to be Maine's next scheduled turn in the rotation. I wonder who will be on the bump that day.

Ashie62 Apr 23 2010 08:30 PM Re: Hi, I'm Dillon Gee

I'm all in on Dillon Gee

Benjamin Grimm Apr 23 2010 08:50 PM Re: Hi, I'm Dillon Gee

Could also be Takahashi.

Nymr83 Apr 23 2010 09:14 PM Re: Hi, I'm Dillon Gee

I'd like to give Gee the shot if Maine has to miss a start

John Cougar Lunchbucket Apr 24 2010 09:04 AM Re: Hi, I'm Dillon Gee

That's when Dillon Gee Takes a ball upon the mound and fires in strike 3 'Round the Buffalo bullpen He is feared with great respect, and somewhere down the line, they know Listen to the Big Game... Missin will be John Maine... [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcHORmlabYU

Frayed Knot Apr 24 2010 09:57 AM Re: Hi, I'm Dillon Gee

Look at me I'm Dillon Gee

Edgy DC Apr 24 2010 10:37 AM Re: Hi, I'm Dillon Gee

Dillon Gee, clearly now that Maine is gone Dillon fans Chiefs, Knights, and Bulls every day Gone are the flights with Dickey and Pettyjohn Soon he'll see Wright (Wright!) --- Wright (Wright!), Reyes, and Bay!

Ashie62 Apr 24 2010 10:24 PM Re: Hi, I'm Dillon Gee

I can see clearly now the Maine is gone, its a sun, sun, sunshiny Dillon Gee day.

Swan Swan H Apr 25 2010 12:38 AM Re: Hi, I'm Dillon Gee

Well, it's on on-n-on an' on on-n-on The heat don't stop until the break of dawn. I said D-I-L, L-O-N, a G with a double E, I said I go by the unforgettable name Of the man they call the Dillon Gee. Well, my name is known all over the world By all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls. I'm goin' down in history As the baddest pitcher there ever could be.

Ashie62 Apr 25 2010 10:39 AM Re: Hi, I'm Dillon Gee

I think that I shall never see a tree as beautiful as Dillon Gee

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 25 2010 04:35 PM Re: Hi, I'm Dillon Gee Edited 2 time(s), most recently on Apr 25 2010 08:58 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdov2UIjUpY We call on this Dillon Gee O, Dan Warthen, and me Since John Maine again can't make a throw His left arm felt tight Though he throws with his right What's wrong? I'll fess up God damn if I know So call up this Dillon Gee As slow as his fastball sits You'll call for the change-of-pace ball Again and again Unlike that a-hole, at least he's got control-- yeah, yeah Well I feel so broke up I could be John Maine

Frayed Knot Apr 25 2010 05:19 PM Re: Hi, I'm Dillon Gee

Gee, Gee, Gee You're a strike-throwing machine And no matter where we've played you by the Texas clan that made you You're a better man than Maine is Dillon Gee

Swan Swan H Apr 25 2010 06:59 PM Re: Hi, I'm Dillon Gee

Thanks for the inspiration, FK Look at me, I'm Dillon Gee Lousy with ability Won't join the Mets 'Til they cut loose some vets, I can't, I'm Dillon Gee Watch it, hey, I'm Josh Thole Won't get called up anyway Hank's bat is shot But he won't lose his spot To me, I'm Josh Thole I don't give up runs, but it's just no fun To be stuck here in Buffalo Well, I'm not that far from the Anchor Bar But I'm still a long way from the show . As for you Ollie Perez, I know you're a real big mess You make big bucks So I'm shit out of luck I'm just plain Dillon Gee Johnny Maine, hey, let me be! Keep that elbow far from me! Won't go on the list And I'm getting real pissed Hey Fongool, I'm Dillon Gee!

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 28 2010 09:58 AM Re: Hi, I'm Dillon Gee

Maybe, baby, don't get hooked on Gee-e-e? Sometimes, you eat the Bull, and sometimes, the Bull eats you. TUESDAY, @ DURHAM: 4 2/3 IP 8 H 5 ER 2 BB 6 K 1 HR allowed (his first of the young season) Mind you, he's still sporting a 2.78 ERA, 1.00 WHIP and a 22/3 K/BB ratio.