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KTE: Dodgers v. Mets, Apr 27-29
A Boy Named Seo Apr 26 2010 11:19 AM |
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After losing 4 of 6 to the Reds and the Nats, the defending NL West champs limp into Citi tonight to start a 3-game set tonight with your surging, white-hot New York Metropolitans. It's a fine time to catch the current Dodgers, ladies and gentleman, because they're a team with a couple of notable injuries and subsequently their roster has more holes than Fman's pre-pubescent mattress. No, enough lame Fman/sex jokes already. More holes than a Tiger Woods... no, not relevant or topical. More holes than Mike Jacobs' swing? That's OK. Maybe shoulda said Catalanotto. Holes anyway. There are holes.
I ain't skeered. Tuesday, 7:10PM Charlie Haeger (0-2, 6.46) v. Johan (2-1, 2.59) Haeger's a knuckleballer all-the-way, including wearing the knuckleballers' #49. Another thing to know about him is that he's not great at preventing baseball hitters from scoring upon him with his pitched balls. In fairness, he K's his share of dudes, but walks waaaay too many (12 BB, 19 K in 15.1 IP) and he's gotten his ass kicked because of it. A little patience Tuesday could go a long, long way. Wednesday, Gay Dame, 1:10PM TBA v. John Maine (0-1, 8.64) Vicente Padilla just went on the DL over the weekend, so the Dodgers are shuffling their rotation around a bit, it looks like bumping Haeger up one day into vacated Padilla's spot. If they DON'T do that, LA might call someone up from AAA Albuquerque to go Tuesday, and bump Haeger to Wednesday. Either way, could be a good opportunity to score some runs and get Maine a much-needed "W". If we get to the bullpen, well that's good news, too. Their relievers have been very hittable until you get to Broxton at the end (7 IP, 0 ER, 1 BB, 11 K). Dodgers bully ERA is 13th in the league at 5.14 and they've walked 37 hitters in 64 innings. Also nice that we're avoiding their ace Kershaw and Chad Billingsley, too, who had a good start last time out against the Nats. The Batters Manny, as we know, is on the DL and will miss the circus and the series. Ex-Angel Garrett Anderson or Reed Johnson will get the starts in his place and that should also be good news for us. Here's how the Dodgers should line up: SS - Rafael Furcal .312/.384/.429 C- Russell Martin .304/.403/.393 RF - Andre Ethier .356/.424/.627 CF - Matt Kemp .316/.379/.645 1B - James Loney .325/.341/.400 3B - Casey Blake .328/.379/.607 LF - Garrett Anderson .143/.184/.257 or Reed Johnson .276/.276/.379 2B - Blake DeWitt .261/.404/.283 Pretty good lineup. Lots of .300's in there (Dodgers lead the NL with a .293 BA) and are second behind the Phils in runs scored (103) and third in OPS (.815). Kemp and Ethier are complete studs and Rafael Furcal seems healthy for the moment and is subsequently not sucking. Casey Blake (ex-Indian) is raking. Work cut out for us. Ex-Factor Them: Only Torre, I think. Us: Cora, Tatis The Dodgers put up 30 runs in Cincy (and still lost 2 of 3) and then scored only 5 runs in 3 games against the Nats, getting shutout for 7 by Scott F. Olsen yesterday. Great offense for sure, but they're not in good form right and we are, so let's keep this shit rolling, I say. LGM
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Ashie62 Apr 26 2010 11:26 AM Re: KTE: Dodgers v. Mets, Apr 27-29 |
Super! Ollie Pee is too funny.
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Edgy DC Apr 26 2010 11:28 AM Re: KTE: Dodgers v. Mets, Apr 27-29 |
Jonathan Broxton:
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Ashie62 Apr 26 2010 11:37 AM Re: KTE: Dodgers v. Mets, Apr 27-29 |
Jonathan is a fat pussy toad and somehow related to the MFY named Joba
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Fman99 Apr 26 2010 11:40 AM Re: KTE: Dodgers v. Mets, Apr 27-29 |
Broxton is rotund in the caboosal region. I think your closer should have a little extra meat in his seat, it's a good look in those baggy baseball pants and all.
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 26 2010 11:58 AM Re: KTE: Dodgers v. Mets, Apr 27-29 |
Just like Broxton's sani-pants, the KTE rides nice and tight, Seo.
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HahnSolo Apr 26 2010 12:25 PM Re: KTE: Dodgers v. Mets, Apr 27-29 |
Russell Martin Garrett Anderson Reed Johnson Casey Blake Blake Dewitt
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metirish Apr 26 2010 12:29 PM Re: KTE: Dodgers v. Mets, Apr 27-29 |
Nice work Seo , extra points for not working Torre in to the KTE.
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Gwreck Apr 26 2010 01:20 PM Re: KTE: Dodgers v. Mets, Apr 27-29 |
This might get overlooked as neither one pitches this series but Jon Niese and Chad Billingsley were high school teammates.
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 26 2010 01:40 PM Re: KTE: Dodgers v. Mets, Apr 27-29 Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Apr 27 2010 10:12 AM |
Also overlooked: their best starter going this go-round-- Mr. Kuroda-- has Brad Pennyesque career (such as it is) numbers against the Flushing Nine.
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MFS62 Apr 27 2010 08:11 AM Re: KTE: Dodgers v. Mets, Apr 27-29 |
From his Braves days, and the early "who's best" (vs Jose Reyes) arguements with Braves fans, I still call him Rafael Fecal.
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Gwreck Apr 27 2010 09:49 AM Re: KTE: Dodgers v. Mets, Apr 27-29 |
I never get tired of mentioning Rafael Furcal's first DWI arrest and how as a result, he was forced to acknowledge that he was really 22 and not 19.
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themetfairy Apr 27 2010 10:07 AM Re: KTE: Dodgers v. Mets, Apr 27-29 |
Nice knowledge Seo!
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soupcan Apr 28 2010 10:30 AM Re: KTE: Dodgers v. Mets, Apr 27-29 |
Anbybody know what happened to the Dodger Blues forum? It looks like its been abandoned and completely taken over by porn and viagra spammers.
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TransMonk Apr 28 2010 10:51 AM Re: KTE: Dodgers v. Mets, Apr 27-29 |
Yeah, that was a great place...my favorite enemy site. Looks like it's all but gone as the main page only gets updated about once a week.
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Edgy DC Apr 28 2010 11:08 AM Re: KTE: Dodgers v. Mets, Apr 27-29 |
Porn and viagra spammers are to websites as worms and decay are to us. Someday nothing will be left of the CPF but the porn and viagra spammers eating the lifeless husk from the inside out.
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