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Gay Condom Dame I.G.T 5/12 Gnats @ Mets

Ashie62
May 11 2010 09:57 PM

Criag Stammen vs. Pelf LETS

Gwreck
May 11 2010 10:49 PM
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Ceetar
May 11 2010 11:08 PM
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seawolf17
May 12 2010 09:58 AM
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We'll be in LF section 128. Is that good? We have Acela/Caesars/Promenade Club access.

Ceetar
May 12 2010 10:02 AM
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[quote="seawolf17":1rikdsv9]We'll be in LF section 128. Is that good? We have Acela/Caesars/Promenade Club access.[/quote:1rikdsv9] Without looking at a map, or knowing the section title ( baseline box?) I'm going to say yes. What row number/letter? I think that's deep, foul, leftfield. I think it's not too far OF that you won't be able to see the scoreboards though, especially if you're not in the back couple of rows.

Ceetar
May 12 2010 10:03 AM
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Checked because i'm curious. Good seats, great view, full scoreboard/outfielders. oh, and pay attention, because Barajas as a tendency to launch screaming line drives right at your head.

Edgy DC
May 12 2010 10:10 AM
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We'll perhaps get us some Thole today. Interesting if he or Carter starts.

attgig
May 12 2010 10:12 AM
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Did someone said gay?

Ceetar
May 12 2010 10:12 AM
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[quote="Edgy DC":3vhiiuiz]We'll perhaps get us some Thole today. Interesting if he or Carter starts.[/quote:3vhiiuiz] Today's #Mets line-up: Pagan cf; Cora 2b; Reyes ss; Bay lf; Wright 3b; Davis 1b; Francoeur rf; Barajas c; Pelfrey p Morgan-8, Kennedy-4, Zimmerman-5, Dunn-3, Guzman-6, Harris-7, Bernadina-9,Nieves-2,Stammen-1

Fman99
May 12 2010 10:17 AM
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According to Ike Davis, via Metsblog, the groper was none other than [crossout:81qpp6y3]Firmhando[/crossout:81qpp6y3] Ferndando Tatis. [quote="Ike Davis":81qpp6y3]“Well, (laughing), I don’t know who did it… I didn’t feel it, because I was wearing a cup, I had plastic protection, (laughing), but I did feel a little gropage.”[/quote:81qpp6y3]

Edgy DC
May 12 2010 10:18 AM
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[quote="attgig":2kowga5f]Did someone said gay?[/quote:2kowga5f] Tumblesnatch.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 12 2010 10:25 AM
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[quote="Fman99":u5vnuc6c]According to Ike Davis, via Metsblog, the groper was none other than [crossout:u5vnuc6c]Firmhando[/crossout:u5vnuc6c] Ferndando Tatis.[/quote:u5vnuc6c] I swear to my ever-groping God that he's done this before. I can't for the life of me remember when, though. You don't have sortable dugout-molestation stats in your magic box, eh, Grimmy?

Gwreck
May 12 2010 10:36 AM
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For what it's worth, I think that was Mike Herbst who "caught" Ike there.

metsguyinmichigan
May 12 2010 10:44 AM
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Give him props for protecting Ike (and Lil' Ike.) Last thing we need is a star rookie out with a groin injury.

seawolf17
May 12 2010 11:11 AM
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Holy crap. We are right on the field. I could lick Jason Bay. Watch for me and Miniwolf - I'm wearing my red SB windbreaker, and the little guy is in an orange hoodie.

Edgy DC
May 12 2010 11:16 AM
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And Big P fans the side in the first while Seawolf is licking the leftfielder. Twelve pitches, nine strikes.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 12 2010 11:23 AM
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[quote="Gwreck"]For what it's worth, I think that was Mike Herbst who "caught" Ike there.

Prior acts! Look at prior acts!

Edgy DC
May 12 2010 11:24 AM
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Time to clean up here, JB.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 12 2010 11:27 AM
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[quote="Edgy DC":1jbjz4fq]Time to clean up here, JB.[/quote:1jbjz4fq] In conjunction with the mist, the swing-produced wind is plenty cleansing, I suppose.

G-Fafif
May 12 2010 11:31 AM
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Willie Harris hitting .147 lifetime against the Mets. It never occurred to me he wasn't batting like 6.000 against them.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 12 2010 11:34 AM
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Dunn double, Guzman single, Harris walk. Bases drunk, none out.

Gwreck
May 12 2010 11:35 AM
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Big K for the first out. Now a DP please?

Edgy DC
May 12 2010 11:38 AM
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Don't be greedy. Pitcher on deck.

Edgy DC
May 12 2010 11:41 AM
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Bam. Nieves goes down also.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 12 2010 11:42 AM
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On a tipped, nasty slider. (Howie got a little excited.)

Edgy DC
May 12 2010 11:43 AM
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Stammen is allowed to swing 2-0 with the bases loaded? I don't know what the world is coming to.

Edgy DC
May 12 2010 11:43 AM
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Oh, crap.

Gwreck
May 12 2010 11:44 AM
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Yeah. That's why we needed the DP. Or perhaps why Pelfrey shouldn't be walking players who are hitting .189.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 12 2010 11:46 AM
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[quote="Gwreck":3e85wgea]Yeah. That's why we needed the DP. Or perhaps why Pelfrey shouldn't be walking players who are hitting .189.[/quote:3e85wgea] Or throwing 5 consecutive fastballs in/around the same area to anyone, pitcher or no. Alas. Nice work otherwise. Let's get it back.

soupcan
May 12 2010 11:46 AM
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Booooo!

G-Fafif
May 12 2010 11:46 AM
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How dare an opposing pitcher help his own cause?

G-Fafif
May 12 2010 11:49 AM
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Live shot of 6th Ave. in front of SNY studios where there wasn't much traffic. Gary wondered where everyone was, perhaps somewhere enjoying the game. Keith: "We're getting like Greece. No one wants to work."

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 12 2010 11:54 AM
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Wright walk, Davis single, Frenchy dribbler to move 'em up. 2nd and 3rd, Rod-iculous up with one out.

Gwreck
May 12 2010 11:55 AM
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After going 2-0, they go to the IBB and load them up for Pelfrey.

Edgy DC
May 12 2010 11:56 AM
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And they fear the Rod.

Edgy DC
May 12 2010 11:56 AM
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Pitcher's revenge.

G-Fafif
May 12 2010 11:56 AM
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Pelfrey helps his/our own cause, and makes Riggleman look bizarre in the process.

Gwreck
May 12 2010 11:57 AM
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Yeah, Mike only got 1 RBI though. Time to pile on now.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 12 2010 11:57 AM
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Skicaps on 50-degree days are for ladymen, Hirschbeck.

soupcan
May 12 2010 11:57 AM
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Yaaaaaaay!

Swan Swan H
May 12 2010 11:57 AM
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If Pagan hits one in the gap he may pass a couple of guys on his way to third.

Centerfield
May 12 2010 11:58 AM
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Amazing.

Centerfield
May 12 2010 11:58 AM
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All RBI's in this game belong to pitchers.

Swan Swan H
May 12 2010 11:59 AM
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[quote="Centerfield":2gdkhdv9]All RBI's in this game belong to pitchers.[/quote:2gdkhdv9] Not no more.

Gwreck
May 12 2010 11:59 AM
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Sac Fly ties it on what Gameday suggests could've been ball 4.

Centerfield
May 12 2010 11:59 AM
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GameCast says Pagan swung at ball 4.

Edgy DC
May 12 2010 12:01 PM
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Gameday says so also. On the other hand, it says that the ump has been calling them off the outside corner (not that far off), so I can understand chasing.

Gwreck
May 12 2010 12:01 PM
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Yabbbut, it was 3-1 and he had just thrown 3 out of the zone. Taking would've been a good thing to do there.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 12 2010 12:02 PM
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Howie and Wayne harping on Ike's not looking back on the tag-up, instead keeping his body forward and eyes on Chip Hale. Calling it "unusual," and "unorthodox," and all manner of other broadcast euphemisms for "against God's plan."

Swan Swan H
May 12 2010 12:04 PM
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Sounds like Ike watches a lot of college softball. OE: I'm Don Hahn. My Dad used to call him Goldie.

Benjamin Grimm
May 12 2010 12:06 PM
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Nice to see them get those two runs back at their first opportunity.

metsguyinmichigan
May 12 2010 12:07 PM
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I bet The Animal is already walking up and down the dugout with a bat in his hands waiting to inflict some damage!

G-Fafif
May 12 2010 12:13 PM
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Ralph's wearing his HOF pin today because "it was on my jacket when I took it out of the closet."

Centerfield
May 12 2010 12:21 PM
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Well, at least we cleared 3, 4, and 5 so we have a chance next inning.

Edgy DC
May 12 2010 12:23 PM
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Pelfrey's got six whiffs. His career high is eight.

G-Fafif
May 12 2010 12:25 PM
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Ooh, just got Utleyed.

Edgy DC
May 12 2010 12:25 PM
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Of course, if Roger Bernadina insists on hitting his first big league homer, then, I don't know what to tell you.

Swan Swan H
May 12 2010 12:28 PM
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This Stammen is a real pistol.

Centerfield
May 12 2010 12:28 PM
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Ok. It's not funny anymore. Retire the fucking pitcher.

Gwreck
May 12 2010 12:29 PM
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[quote="G-Fafif":wde0gjxk]Ooh, just got Utleyed.[/quote:wde0gjxk] That reference was one of the dumbest things Gary Cohen has ever said on the air and I'm still unhappy about it.

metirish
May 12 2010 12:30 PM
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[quote="Gwreck":2a053xzz][quote="G-Fafif":2a053xzz]Ooh, just got Utleyed.[/quote:2a053xzz] That reference was one of the dumbest things Gary Cohen has ever said on the air and I'm still unhappy about it.[/quote:2a053xzz] Explain please.

Gwreck
May 12 2010 12:35 PM
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Sometime last year during a broadcast, following a Chase Utley home run to RF near the pole (it was either his second or third to that part of the ballpark that year), Gary Cohen referred to that area as "Utley's Corner." I haven't forgiven him for that. G-Fafif's reference to Pelfrey getting "Utleyed" is because Bernadina's homer was to that same area.

G-Fafif
May 12 2010 12:41 PM
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[quote="Gwreck":2bphcdu3]Sometime last year during a broadcast, following a Chase Utley home run to RF near the pole (it was either his second or third to that part of the ballpark that year), Gary Cohen referred to that area as "Utley's Corner." I haven't forgiven him for that. G-Fafif's reference to Pelfrey getting "Utleyed" is because Bernadina's homer was to that same area.[/quote:2bphcdu3] Unforgivable. But descriptive.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 12 2010 12:43 PM
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Aaaaaaand now Pelf's getting double-teamed by his middle infield.

G-Fafif
May 12 2010 12:45 PM
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C'mon rain!

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 12 2010 12:49 PM
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Slider up and away means a (second) walk to Harris, which means them bags is loaded. Anyone warming up?

attgig
May 12 2010 12:53 PM
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there were... but surprisingly, pelf's batting... even with 105 pitches.

Fman99
May 12 2010 12:54 PM
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105 pitches and Pelf comes out to bat leadoff this inning. I like it... assuming that he can get through another inning anyway.

G-Fafif
May 12 2010 12:55 PM
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Ralph just said Jane Jarvis died this week. I think he confused it with a story in the Times about the jazz memorial that was held for her at St. Peter's. Either way, he said some nice things.

Edgy DC
May 12 2010 12:57 PM
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Boo, rain! Go, Pagan!

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 12 2010 12:59 PM
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Bang, Pagan... Run, Pagan... gettin' on!

attgig
May 12 2010 01:00 PM
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cora comes through!

Edgy DC
May 12 2010 01:00 PM
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Back off the interstate also.

Ceetar
May 12 2010 01:01 PM
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Pelfrey's routinely shown, and said, that his body can handle more than 100 pitches. No reason not to let him to 120+ regularly.

G-Fafif
May 12 2010 01:02 PM
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Sun just came out! Figuratively!

Edgy DC
May 12 2010 01:03 PM
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All tied up, babies.

Edgy DC
May 12 2010 01:04 PM
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The crowd sounds entirely under 15.

metsguyinmichigan
May 12 2010 01:04 PM
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Jose says: "I can produce in the three-hole!" He'd say it in Spanish, but it would be something like that.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 12 2010 01:05 PM
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"But I, apparently, cannot run in the three hole."

G-Fafif
May 12 2010 01:05 PM
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Figurative sun just got in Reyes's eyes.

attgig
May 12 2010 01:06 PM
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[quote="metsguyinmichigan":3q20aju9]Jose says: "I can produce in the three-hole!" He'd say it in Spanish, but it would be something like that.[/quote:3q20aju9] "Me pueden producir en los tres hoyos!" of course, he can also get thrown out at 3rd on a groundball in the infield...

attgig
May 12 2010 01:07 PM
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damn inside fastballs... cmon wright.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 12 2010 01:09 PM
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High and tight, then sliders and fastballs away. The book on Wright-- apparently-- is a bestseller.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 12 2010 01:13 PM
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3 hits and a walk? Bases loaded? No hook for Stammen? Nats fans would be beating their own heads in over Riggleman's bullpen usage, if they weren't already dying from loneliness.

attgig
May 12 2010 01:14 PM
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damnit

Edgy DC
May 12 2010 01:14 PM
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Willie Harris is dressing like Roger Bernadina today.

G-Fafif
May 12 2010 01:15 PM
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Fucking Other Willie Harris.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 12 2010 01:16 PM
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Willie Harris: Bad Clubhouse Influence.

soupcan
May 12 2010 01:18 PM
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Those who saw it: Nice catch?

G-Fafif
May 12 2010 01:24 PM
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[quote="soupcan":1jq41781]Those who saw it: Nice catch?[/quote:1jq41781] Too fucking nice.

Ashie62
May 12 2010 01:25 PM
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You just knew he was going to catch it

attgig
May 12 2010 01:25 PM
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pelf pulled after a 4 pitch walk to morgan

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 12 2010 01:26 PM
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Takahashi: It's Japanese for "Nieve!"

Ashie62
May 12 2010 01:29 PM
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Another early day for the bullpen..Pelf fails

Ashie62
May 12 2010 01:29 PM
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Mr. T K's Mr. Z

Edgy DC
May 12 2010 01:30 PM
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Failure is relative. Anyhow, how about that 87-MPH heat from Tak?

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 12 2010 01:32 PM
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[quote="Ashie62":22n1a1et]Another early day for the bullpen..Pelf fails[/quote:22n1a1et] The pessimist sees a Pelfailure. The optimist sees a Takapportunity.

Centerfield
May 12 2010 01:34 PM
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Gamecast has an (S) next to GMJ's name. I think it stands for "Sucks".

soupcan
May 12 2010 01:36 PM
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I was telling my son the other day that Matthews has been so bad that the Mets could replace him on the roster with me and there would be no difference. You know what's scary about that statement? It's true.

metsguyinmichigan
May 12 2010 01:36 PM
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GMJ does what GMJ does.

soupcan
May 12 2010 01:37 PM
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That's what I would've done.

Edgy DC
May 12 2010 01:38 PM
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Heck with these ballhawking Nationals.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 12 2010 01:40 PM
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We need a wind machine in here, I think. Or big doors at one end of the stadium to open/close as necessary, like at old Giants Stadium.

Edgy DC
May 12 2010 01:47 PM
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Cora is aflame.

Ashie62
May 12 2010 01:47 PM
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CORA! CORA! CORA!

Ashie62
May 12 2010 01:48 PM
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[quote="Edgy DC":3dits0kr]Cora is aflame.[/quote:3dits0kr] A gay Condom Dame?

Edgy DC
May 12 2010 01:48 PM
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New York Auto Giant Dot Com! Coming Back from the BEH-HEST!

Swan Swan H
May 12 2010 01:50 PM
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Reasons to be Cheerful, Part 4: Take your mum to Paris, lighting up the chalice No more Willie Harris

Frayed Knot
May 12 2010 01:51 PM
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Nats have a track team out in their OF: Morgan, Bernadino, Harris, and Tavares None of them can hit, but they can go get 'em out there.

Frayed Knot
May 12 2010 01:52 PM
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Reyes - coming off a double - bunts his way into an 0-2 count.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 12 2010 01:53 PM
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Bunting was probably a dumb call there. But Jebus Cripes, was that a poor AB from JoseX4.

Frayed Knot
May 12 2010 01:54 PM
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And now he hits into a GiDP - which one could say was worse than a bunt, but if he hadn't got hisself into that count in the first place he might not have rolled over that pitch.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 12 2010 01:56 PM
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Howie and Wayne like the kid crowd. I like the sound of them, too. Plus, they're probably not drunkenly booing Dabidrye for that strikeout.

batmagadanleadoff
May 12 2010 02:00 PM
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Wanna know what's dumber than sac bunting when Catalanotto's the next batter? Sac bunting when Bay and Wright are the next two batters. And why would Jerry Randolph call for the sac bunt with the batter deemed worthy enough to bat third?

Ceetar
May 12 2010 02:11 PM
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[quote="Frayed Knot":2xve2poa]And now he hits into a GiDP - which one could say was worse than a bunt, but if he hadn't got hisself into that count in the first place he might not have rolled over that pitch.[/quote:2xve2poa] I wouldn't have bunted with a non-pitcher anyway, but if you're going to anyway, then give it a third try as well.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 12 2010 02:13 PM
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Dancing around Adam Kennedy with two out and Ryan Zimmerman on deck is probably not a wise way to live, 'Cisco.

metsguyinmichigan
May 12 2010 02:17 PM
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Exhale. Now...given that gift, let's get some runs!

metsguyinmichigan
May 12 2010 02:22 PM
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Pitcher's spot soon. The Animal?

Swan Swan H
May 12 2010 02:25 PM
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Let's get animal...animal...

G-Fafif
May 12 2010 02:26 PM
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Chris Carter used to be clutch.

seawolf17
May 12 2010 02:29 PM
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Really wanted Carter to pick up a ribbie there, so we could look back at the Wagner trade thread and laugh at how much we hated this guy at the time.

soupcan
May 12 2010 02:29 PM
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Tough crowd....HEY K-Rod in in a tie game in the 9th! Amazazing!

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 12 2010 02:34 PM
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Maybe the reason you shouldn't bring Frankie into tie games is because he's sucky now.

Gwreck
May 12 2010 02:34 PM
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Crap.

G-Fafif
May 12 2010 02:35 PM
Re: Gay Condom Dame I.G.T 5/12 Gnats @ Mets

Wow, I hate Roger Bernadina.

Fman99
May 12 2010 02:36 PM
Re: Gay Condom Dame I.G.T 5/12 Gnats @ Mets

Fuck

seawolf17
May 12 2010 02:37 PM
Re: Gay Condom Dame I.G.T 5/12 Gnats @ Mets

Who the eff is Roger Bernadina? Edit: And why does he hate us? It'd be 7-3 Mets if not for that d-bag.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 12 2010 02:37 PM
Re: Gay Condom Dame I.G.T 5/12 Gnats @ Mets

Oh, why not.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
May 12 2010 02:38 PM
Re: Gay Condom Dame I.G.T 5/12 Gnats @ Mets

Steve J Roger Fucking Bernadina

metsguyinmichigan
May 12 2010 02:38 PM
Re: Gay Condom Dame I.G.T 5/12 Gnats @ Mets

Horrible.

Diamond Dad
May 12 2010 02:39 PM
Re: Gay Condom Dame I.G.T 5/12 Gnats @ Mets

You have GOT to be F'in kidding me!

metsguyinmichigan
May 12 2010 02:39 PM
Re: Gay Condom Dame I.G.T 5/12 Gnats @ Mets

When we win this in the bottom of the ninth, Frankie's going to get ANOTHER vulture win!

seawolf17
May 12 2010 02:40 PM
Re: Gay Condom Dame I.G.T 5/12 Gnats @ Mets

You mean Roger "Willie Harris" Bernadina.

soupcan
May 12 2010 02:41 PM
Re: Gay Condom Dame I.G.T 5/12 Gnats @ Mets

[quote="LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr":2lioxz74]Maybe the reason you shouldn't bring Frankie into tie games is because he's sucky now.[/quote:2lioxz74] Hmmmm, you may have a point there.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 12 2010 02:45 PM
Re: Gay Condom Dame I.G.T 5/12 Gnats @ Mets

Edited 1 time(s), most recently on May 12 2010 02:51 PM

I posit that there is no Willie Harris... not as we know him, anyway. I posit that the entity that we know as "Willie F. Harris" is actually more of a astral presence than an actual corporeal being. One that goes by many names-- Scratch, Azazel, Yadier-- and has worn many forms throughout its time here on earth, but one that does not age and otherwise remains constant in its malevolence and ability to make game-ending shoestring catches/throw shutouts with little-to-no-ability or major-league experience/hit tape-measure home runs off overpriced, histrionic closers. Congrats on being its new host, human-formerly-known-as-Roger-Bernadina.

Frayed Knot
May 12 2010 02:47 PM
Re: Gay Condom Dame I.G.T 5/12 Gnats @ Mets

Well, if you're going to spend the series giving up multiple HRs to non-HR hitters, multiple RBI hits to pitchers, and issuing walks to non-walkers (like Guzman) all over the place then you're going to lose the series more often than not.

Edgy DC
May 12 2010 02:49 PM
Re: Gay Condom Dame I.G.T 5/12 Gnats @ Mets

I move that the third and deciding game of all future series not be referred to as "condom" games in the IGT title.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 12 2010 02:51 PM
Re: Gay Condom Dame I.G.T 5/12 Gnats @ Mets

[quote="Edgy DC":12synm6p]I move that the third and deciding game of all future series not be referred to as "condom" games in the IGT title.[/quote:12synm6p] Seconded. HARD.

Ceetar
May 12 2010 02:54 PM
Re: Gay Condom Dame I.G.T 5/12 Gnats @ Mets

[quote="Frayed Knot":1z0caxxj]Well, if you're going to spend the series giving up multiple HRs to non-HR hitters, multiple RBI hits to pitchers, and issuing walks to non-walkers (like Guzman) all over the place then you're going to lose the series more often than not.[/quote:1z0caxxj] Or bunting with your third hitter, or using every reliever in every game, or not pinch-running on 2B when it's the tying run and your slowest runner. Or just plain sucking with the bat.

Ceetar
May 12 2010 02:54 PM
Re: Gay Condom Dame I.G.T 5/12 Gnats @ Mets

[quote="LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr":144i2on6][quote="Edgy DC":144i2on6]I move that the third and deciding game of all future series not be referred to as "condom" games in the IGT title.[/quote:144i2on6] Seconded. HARD.[/quote:144i2on6] Next possible candidate's not until the third game of the Yanks series anyway.

Ashie62
May 12 2010 03:17 PM
Re: Gay Condom Dame I.G.T 5/12 Gnats @ Mets

oh well..mediocre Mets, mediocre results

bmfc1
May 12 2010 03:19 PM
Re: Gay Condom Dame I.G.T 5/12 Gnats @ Mets

Willie Harris, Justin Maxwell, Roger Bernadina: the Mets make mediocre Nationals look good.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 13 2010 02:34 PM
Re: Gay Condom Dame I.G.T 5/12 Gnats @ Mets

Video of the Bernadina catch here. 2 parts awesome, 1 part throw-up-in-mouth.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
May 13 2010 02:57 PM
Re: Gay Condom Dame I.G.T 5/12 Gnats @ Mets

A few clips down from that is the game-ending play at the plate in the O's game. Like a breakaway in hockey, just dials up the heartbeat. Gary Thorne's yelling makes it special too.

Edgy DC
May 13 2010 03:06 PM
Re: Gay Condom Dame I.G.T 5/12 Gnats @ Mets

He's probably out anyway, but I'm not sure I approve of Wilson's hook slide there. http://baltimore.orioles.mlb.com/video/ ... id=8879234

metsmarathon
May 13 2010 04:56 PM
Re: Gay Condom Dame I.G.T 5/12 Gnats @ Mets

wow. the washington announcers sound so full of life there, don't they?