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how MFY lovin' Douchebags are diff from Met Lovin' Douchebag
attgig May 07 2010 07:56 AM Edited 2 time(s), most recently on May 07 2010 08:02 AM |
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soupcan May 07 2010 08:01 AM Re: how MFY lovin' Douchebags are diff from Met Lovin' Douchebag |
I'm a college graduate and I only drink socially.
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Centerfield May 07 2010 08:03 AM Re: how MFY lovin' Douchebags are diff from Met Lovin' Douchebag |
Yeah. And I wear a pink Mets hat.
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Benjamin Grimm May 07 2010 08:05 AM Re: how MFY lovin' Douchebags are diff from Met Lovin' Douchebag |
My daughter sometimes gives me updates on the fan dynamics at her elementary school. She learned just the other day that the big Yankee fan in her class had never heard of Derek Jeter.
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Edgy DC May 07 2010 08:16 AM Re: how MFY lovin' Douchebags are diff from Met Lovin' Douchebag |
It's not that Yankee fans don't marry or adopt pets, it's that their wives and pets abandon them.
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John Cougar Lunchbucket May 07 2010 08:22 AM Re: how MFY lovin' Douchebags are diff from Met Lovin' Douchebag |
It's that they're robots.
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr May 07 2010 09:04 AM Re: how MFY lovin' Douchebags are diff from Met Lovin' Douchebag |
To be honest, I only really drink when I've shot the dog.
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themetfairy May 07 2010 09:11 AM Re: how MFY lovin' Douchebags are diff from Met Lovin' Douchebag |
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Shit - I almost sputtered coffee all over my computer!
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MFS62 May 07 2010 09:19 AM Re: how MFY lovin' Douchebags are diff from Met Lovin' Douchebag |
Mets fans own dogs. Yankee fans marry them.
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Edgy DC May 07 2010 09:40 AM Re: how MFY lovin' Douchebags are diff from Met Lovin' Douchebag |
Don't doubt for a second that the reality is that Met fans are more likely to own guns that they can acknowledge in a survey.
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Centerfield May 07 2010 10:11 AM Re: how MFY lovin' Douchebags are diff from Met Lovin' Douchebag |
Yankee fans: 72% more likely kill children and puppies by electrifying their pools.
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soupcan May 07 2010 10:15 AM Re: how MFY lovin' Douchebags are diff from Met Lovin' Douchebag |
Oh, snap.
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Benjamin Grimm May 07 2010 10:18 AM Re: how MFY lovin' Douchebags are diff from Met Lovin' Douchebag |
You're gonna trigger Steve Rogers' Mariano Rivera Gaydar.
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m.e.t.b.o.t. May 07 2010 11:18 AM Re: how MFY lovin' Douchebags are diff from Met Lovin' Douchebag |
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not cool.
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Met Hunter May 07 2010 04:09 PM Re: how MFY lovin' Douchebags are diff from Met Lovin' Douchebag |
Mets fans had the Yankees fans beat in one telling category: they seem to pay a lot more attention. Not only do they monitor their team's progress more often and make more bets, they listen to substantially more sports radio (26% to 17%).
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Edgy DC May 07 2010 05:23 PM Re: how MFY lovin' Douchebags are diff from Met Lovin' Douchebag |
Problem is that --- having been 14 years since Jeter's fraudulent homerun --- there are a dwindling number of fans who've ever known ill weather.
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Willets Point May 07 2010 05:50 PM Re: how MFY lovin' Douchebags are diff from Met Lovin' Douchebag |
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Edgy, the Yankees went a WHOLE EIGHT SEASONS without winning a World Series as they RIGHTLY DESERVE. You don't know that kind of hardship.
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