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Oliver Perez is an asshole
Centerfield May 31 2010 09:36 AM |
If ever there was a basis to boo a player:
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Swan Swan H May 31 2010 09:43 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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Rockin' Doc May 31 2010 10:12 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
Perez is being totally selfish. He can not possibly be delussional as to think he is helping the team in even the most remote way. He is placing his himself and his desires above the well being of the team. I have no respect for such a selfish attitude and would never want someone like that on my team.
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DocTee May 31 2010 10:33 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
There has to be an underperforming clown on another team for whom we can swap Ollie, even if we must eat the lion's share of his contract. This rids us of the cancer without fueling fears that he 'figures it out after another squad signs him for the minimum" which is a foolish line of thinking anyway.
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themetfairy May 31 2010 10:36 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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Thank goodness D-Dad is like that....
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Zvon May 31 2010 10:42 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
Thought this was a poll and was eager to vote.
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metsmarathon May 31 2010 11:21 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
i'd much rather the mets swallow the remainder of his contract than choke on it.
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metsguyinmichigan May 31 2010 11:36 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
I wonder if this is all Ollie's decision, or is it Boras telling him to do this.
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Zvon May 31 2010 11:46 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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Boras is to baseball what lawyers (in general) are to the world. (present company excluded, of course.)
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Edgy DC May 31 2010 11:53 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
I just see players stabbing a teammate in the back under the cowardly veil of anonymity.
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seawolf17 May 31 2010 12:00 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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Me too. Actually sounds like a pretty douchey thing to do. I'm not saying I can tell whether or not he's an asshole, and I don't know if I want him on the mound right now, but I'd much rather this team had a veteran leader or coach or manager who can take him aside and give him the what-for rather than bitching about him to the media.
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batmagadanleadoff May 31 2010 12:20 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
And Ollie Perez isn't stabbing his teammates in the back? The team has been trying to reason with Perez for almost three weeks now. Maybe now it's time for drastic measures. This is a desperate situation, especially because the Mets are in contention. If the season were to end one week from today, the Mets would still have a mathematical chance at either first place or the wild card spot. You'd think that this franchise, at this place and time, having been eliminated on the last day of the season twice in the last three years understands that nothing should be squandered and that the games in May count just as much as the games in September.
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Swan Swan H May 31 2010 12:25 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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We have learned that teammates are as sick of this saga as many fans are. The issue is not his failure; that is a given. The issue is what he is willing to do about it, and what the Mets are ultimately going to do about it. This is not just backstabbing. This is causing other bullpenners to pitch additional innings, for the roster to be managed with a player short, and for a team that is within a couple of games of first place this could cost 24 guys a playoff spot because one guy is a selfish prick. I don't like the anonymity either, but this had to be said. If it gets Perez off the 25-man roster five minutes earlier, I say the end justifies the means. Anyway, do we know that no teammate has confronted Ollie about this? Manuel said that management has spoken to him on several occasions. I would think that he wouldn't give a fuck who spoke to him about this, not as long as Boras has his hand up Ollie's ass and is making his lips move. What needs to happen, a blanket party? Carter frags him in the shower?
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Valadius May 31 2010 12:37 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
Can we not trade Perez for Dontrelle Willis? I'm sure there are better sports psychologists in New York than anywhere else.
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OlerudOwned May 31 2010 12:41 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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Rockin' Doc May 31 2010 12:58 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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Yeah but Detroit is a huge market team with extensive financial resources so they can afford to cut their loses and absorb the monetary hit. The Mets, playing in New York, simply don't have the same financial wherewithal as the Tigers. What? Um...never mind.
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Ceetar May 31 2010 01:15 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
I know I'm in the minority on this, and I've hashed it out elsewhere, but I don't believe 8 starts and sporadic relief appearances are enough to declare Ollie worthless and needing release. Especially after more than a year lay off since pitching healthily.
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Edgy DC May 31 2010 01:18 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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Edgy DC May 31 2010 01:23 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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As for fans, you're not speaking for me. As for teammates, anonymous critics don't strike me as the ones I want to pin my hopes to either.
The issue of this thread is the content of the story.
Why? Nobody knew the facts of the situation until now?
Means and ends are convertible terms. This didn't serve any end but to weaken the team. And yeah, I believe the worthless tag is frustratingly over-simplistic and counterproductive. They're in a bad situation with their commitment to him and may well soon move to release him. Until then, the idea that smehow hating more is going to be our deliverance is disappointing.
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Zvon May 31 2010 01:36 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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If it went any other way I would be more than surprised Ceet. Might even be mortified. Inquiring minds need to know. Just the facts, mam.
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batmagadanleadoff May 31 2010 01:44 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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This isn't about learning. And the issue doesn't end once we know he's failed. Right now, he's not fit to pitch. Therefore he shouldn't be on the roster. Sometimes I think that you go so far out of your way to defend anything Mets, that you'd contrive to defend James Earl Ray if he did his deed as a member of the Mets organization. This doesn't mean that you're wrong and I'm right or that I'm wrong you're right, but that passionate Mets experience their fandom in ways and emotions as unique to each other as snowflakes and fingerprints.
But the hate is also a red herring and moreover, doesn't exist in a vacuum. Right now, Perez has as much right to a Mets 25 man-roster spot as Al Jackson.
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Edgy DC May 31 2010 01:53 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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I reposted my comment to make clear that I am aware of the failures of Perez and that it would be preferable if he were in the minors. Perez certainly is responsible for the latter.
And none of that is for players to anonymously bitch to the media about. You want Ollie to shut up and do his job, so might that apply to everybody. No, I don't defend everything Mets. No, the issue isn't a red herring. And many members of the King family concluded that Ray was innocent. Nothing is so cut and dried, with villians in black hats and everybody against them good guys in white. This is a bad story and doesn't help the team. The Mets had a problem with Ollie yesterday. Now they have three problems.
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batmagadanleadoff May 31 2010 02:06 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
So James Earl Ray gets defended after all, and Ollie is Jerry's fault.
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Ceetar May 31 2010 02:11 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
As I understand it, you can't "guarantee" that you'll get a call up again right? So the Mets can say "we'll call Perez back up in 3 starts" and then just not. I wonder if they could guarantee it, contractually, if Boras would okay it knowing Perez won't likely get a ton of innings up in the majors in those weeks.
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr May 31 2010 03:26 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
Interesting fan-Rorschach thing here.
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Ashie62 May 31 2010 04:23 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
Just DFA the guy already. It isn't that hard for geezus sakes
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Rockin' Doc May 31 2010 05:59 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
It seems to me, that at this point, it would be to Perez's advantage to accept an assignment to Buffalo. At least there, he gets the opportunity to pitch and try to earn his way back to the team. Perez however, seems to prefer whiling away his time in the bullpen where he will get few opportunities to try to earn his spot in the rotation back. If he has confidence in his abilities, he should welcome any opportunity to prove his value through his performance. I wonder if Ollie has some doubt that he could succeed in Buffalo and thereby earn a return to the Mets. He gets paid his ML salary either way, so why would he not welcome the opportunity to pitch rather than sit in the bullpen, where he is apparently viewed as a selfish pariah by some of his teammates?
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bmfc1 May 31 2010 06:19 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
KBurkhardtSNY
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G-Fafif May 31 2010 06:23 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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Ollie's saving grace is that if he tossed firecrackers at fans in the parking lot, he wouldn't come close to blowing them up.
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seawolf17 May 31 2010 06:35 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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"Hey, Omar. Scott here. Hey, go eff yourself. Cut him; we don't care. He gets the same money either way, and if you cut him loose, then he's free to sign a deal with another team that might make him even more money down the road. So go right ahead, pal."
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Ashie62 May 31 2010 06:46 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
Waiter, Check please!
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smg58 May 31 2010 06:49 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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He'd blow up his own car.
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smg58 May 31 2010 06:52 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
The options are to give him a serious opportunity to make a role for himself in the pen and then drop him if he fails, or just cut the crap and drop him now. Keeping him in limbo is a luxury the Mets can't afford.
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batmagadanleadoff May 31 2010 06:58 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
I hope that in the end, Ollie reconsiders and accepts some other assignment within the Mets organization -- and very soon. The shame of it is that Ollie's averaging 7.25 strikeouts per nine innings this season. Anyone that can strikeout major league hitters at that rate has the stuff to be a very effective pitcher at the highest level. Someone needs to fix Ollie, and test him against live batters in game situations, just not NY Mets games.
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Ashie62 May 31 2010 07:20 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
Sell Ollie to the Japan Swallows. He should fit right in.
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Vince Coleman Firecracker May 31 2010 07:37 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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But how much money should the Japan Swallows send to the America Mets?
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Swan Swan H May 31 2010 07:52 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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Batmags has made all of the points I would have wished to, so I'm not going to rehash this mess, but for the love of Jesus Alou how does the phrase "as many fans are" constitute me putting words in your mouth? I didn't say "all" or even "most." It was a statement, not a roll call. If you don't think many fans are sick of Perez and his selfish act take a look at this thread, or the comments on Metsblog regarding the Perez saga. Many fans are indeed sick of this, and now we know that some of his teammates are as well. That was the point CF made by linking the article, and I haven't read anything here that disproves or, other than Ceetar reflexively blaming the whole mess on Manuel as expected, really disagrees. Perez squatting in a roster spot and refusing to go to the minors is the critical issue here; the only important issue, to my mind. You think the quotes themselves are a problem; I think they are a way to help alleviate the problem. If your issue is with the civility of discourse on this board regarding Perez, fair enough. Twenty-four guys are working pretty damned hard to win games, and one is, in my opinion, actively undermining them. I will repeat myself here - sucking is no sin, and guys who give maximum effort without results deserve support. Oliver Perez, until he refused to go to the minors and work out his issues, deserved my support. Once he made his decision that he would stay wherever he damn well felt like, he no longer did.
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Vince Coleman Firecracker May 31 2010 08:16 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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Looking at the comments on Metsblog is never a good idea, no matter the context.
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Swan Swan H May 31 2010 08:26 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
I'm not looking for quotes, just the feelings of many Mets fans.
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Edgy DC May 31 2010 08:27 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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Well, I spoke for myself anyhow. I certainly don't mean to suggest that anybody is sticking words in my mouth. Only telling you where I'm at, nausea wise. I don't think the quotes are "the" problem. I think the players' choice to behave like two huge childish weenies is a problem, and not one that Oliver Perez created.
I don't think there's a mess.
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Fman99 May 31 2010 08:42 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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Would the Swallows accept a guy who Sucks?
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Swan Swan H May 31 2010 08:46 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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Well, I spoke for myself anyhow. I certainly don't mean to suggest that anybody is sticking words in my mouth. Only telling you where I'm at, nausea wise.
Would you be less disapproving if there were names attached to the quotes? Is the anonymity the sticking point here, or the fact that players are unhappy that they have to play, effectively, a man short for the foreseeable future, and are expressing that unhappiness?
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Edgy DC May 31 2010 09:01 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
Yes, I'd be less unhappy. Your second question presents me with a false choice however.
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batmagadanleadoff May 31 2010 09:54 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
I wonder if it even matters what the anonymous Mets think? Is it even an issue as far as Perez is concerned? Isn't it enough that management wants to re-assign Perez? If you're questioning Ollie's anonymous teammates and also defending Ollie, then it seems to me (correct me if I'm mistaken) that you're saying that Ollie gets to decide his fate. But irrespective, what's the difference between Ollie's situation and a hypothetical scenario where some backup Met (who, let's suppose, can also block a re-assignment) refuses to come off the bench to pinch-hit because he's not starting enough games?
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Fman99 May 31 2010 10:05 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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OlerudOwned May 31 2010 10:05 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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Eh, that doesn't seem like the same kind of scenario. As I understand it, Perez isn't refusing to pitch out of the bullpen, he's refusing to accept assignment to AAA. Which, while as seemingly silly and selfish and detrimental to the team as it may be, is still his right, contractually.
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Fman99 May 31 2010 10:05 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
Oops wrong thread, drunk.
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Edgy DC May 31 2010 10:10 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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Of course that's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is clear.
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duan Jun 01 2010 05:56 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
thing is, someone needs to go to Oliver Perez' agent and present to him a cohesive plan that involves a net gain to his client. The person who needs to do that is Omar Minaya as he's the one who's signed him. If Omar can't come up with something that's going to end with a positive for Perez then we're at a dead end.
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seawolf17 Jun 01 2010 06:23 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
I agree with duan. Good Ollie is so damn good when he's on. He just needs to find a way to harness that. I'm not ready to give up on him yet either; it just seems right now like all the Mets are doing is setting him up to fail.
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metirish Jun 01 2010 06:56 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
Agreed , Boras needs to be part of the solution on this.
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Ceetar Jun 01 2010 07:02 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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I suspect this as well, but I don't really know. none of us do. Could the not having one decision maker be causing half the problem here? As Duan said, Omar needs to present a plan that benefits both parties, as win-win. One that involves a set date of recall so it's more a rehab versus demotion situation. But Omar doesn't apparently have final authority on this. As for the anon players, if they really said those things that way, that's bad, mainly because they didn't say it to Perez first. It's just whiny and pathetic really. Stop snitching to the media. So much for this 'awesome' clubhouse they had right?
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Centerfield Jun 01 2010 07:47 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
Wow, I had no idea this would be such a controversial topic. It seems pretty straightforward to me.
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Rockin' Doc Jun 01 2010 08:02 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
What CF said.
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attgig Jun 01 2010 09:40 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
i wonder if he's afraid that he'll just suck that bad in the minors, and thus, gets cut and nobody wants to touch him except the long island ducks...
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duan Jun 01 2010 10:00 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
put aside that the money is telephone numbers.
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Fman99 Jun 01 2010 10:05 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
I just think he'd rather live the major league lifestyle than ride on buses and stay at the Best Western in Scranton. Just a hunch.
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batmagadanleadoff Jun 01 2010 10:14 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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You might be right. Though I'd bet that the Mets offered Ollie a cushie Florida gig where he's based in one city, doesn't travel outside of that locale and pitches against incoming teams. Or the same idea, but substitute Brooklyn for Florida. He wouldn't have to leave the city, and would pitch against Cyclone opponents. Here's a question for the forum: Some think that Ollie's agent, Scott Boras is behind Ollie's unwillingness to be re-assigned. If so, then why? What does Boras gain from the tactic? Or Ollie, for that matter?
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attgig Jun 01 2010 10:16 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jun 01 2010 10:20 AM |
so, going by the showbiz correspondent analogy of demeaning and underminding ollie's career, can ollie say... be put in as the catcher and have him catch dickey one batter, and then catch some fastballer?
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duan Jun 01 2010 10:17 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
well this has already come up in Mr Rubin's chat.
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Ceetar Jun 01 2010 10:20 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
Well supposedly all he has to do is hang out in sunny Florida, but I still don't know if the Mets guarenteed a return. Just like spring training means nothing, neither does extended spring training.
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duan Jun 01 2010 10:21 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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look I'm not arguing that Oliver Perez comes out of this well, I just think it's too simplistic to say "he should just accept going to AAA" as if it's a capital crime if he doesn't. I do worry that if Omar isn't able to make it happen there's something deeply fucked up in his relationship with Oliver Perez where he's not able to explain how it IS a good idea in a convincing enough matter, but we don't know what they're saying to each other either.
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duan Jun 01 2010 10:23 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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them be adam rubin's words, but I'd suggest that he's inferring that a few reporters have talked to Boras and going by what they've alluded to that off the record Boras has acknowledged that he's been trying to talk Oliver Perez into it. No idea whether that's true but that's what I'd read between the lines.
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 01 2010 02:19 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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Howie joins the pile-on.
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metirish Jun 01 2010 02:22 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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I find it really helps if you read that in Howie's voice. .....
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Chad Ochoseis Jun 01 2010 02:34 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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New information, or just based on the two unnamed Met sources?
Great cheap shot/non-sequitur, Howie. Milwaukee's a perfectly OK place.
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themetfairy Jun 01 2010 02:38 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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Agreed. Not to dis San Diego, which is lovely, but I really enjoyed my visit to Milwaukee. A nice town with very knowledgeable baseball fans.
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attgig Jun 01 2010 03:20 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
pete gammons is saying that boras requested a shrink for ollie....
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Edgy DC Jun 01 2010 07:33 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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Unfortunately, pretty much the whole blog post is a cheap shot.
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Rockin' Doc Jun 01 2010 07:56 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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Well, I know I have in the past referred to Perez as a million dollar talent with a ten cent head, but I have refrained from using that terminology since I know that Edgy (and likely some others) found it distasteful and cheap. It would appear that to at least some extent, Boras has some of the same feelings toward his client. A psychologist may help his control and confidence, but there is more to it than that in my opinion, as evidenced by his loss of velocity. I say set him up with the best sports psychologist in the Buffalo area while he works on his arm strength with the Bisons. If no one of sufficient credentials is acceptable to Boras, then get Perez with one from the New York City area between his starts in Buffalo.
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bmfc1 Jun 02 2010 07:24 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
Bob Klapisch--surprise--says that the Mets are at fault and that Boras is screwing them over as retribution for the Beltran mess from last winter:
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Edgy DC Jun 02 2010 07:29 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
That's nauseating. This whole thing is so aswirl in opininon stated as fact.
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Ceetar Jun 02 2010 07:40 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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Isn't most things regarding the Mets these days? And poorly researched. i'm still waiting for the article that talks about the sports pscyhatrist, compares Perez to Pelfrey, and predicts Perez going to him and coming back and going 10-1 down the stretch. You don't see a lot mentioning Warthen changing Perez's mechanics this offseason/Spring and how it may affect his velocity, or how he did the same with Maine who after blowing him off threw 3 Quality Starts. Where's the reporter-science telling how how Perez's surgery would have affected his velocity? I'm sure we could get some pitcher turned talking head to mimic a delivery in some studio and indicate something right? In fact, almost everything is reported as "get Perez out of here" and "how he's hurting the team." and "how it's best for the Mets if he's in Buffalo." funny, I thought it'd be best for the Mets if he performed like he did in '07-'08 like he was signed to do.
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metsguyinmichigan Jun 02 2010 07:58 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
Wow, that's horrible. And gee whiz, Klap says all those things about Boras without even calling him for a comment or to discuss those things. Life as a lazy columnist is pretty sweet, especially when you can take a event and just turn it through your template -- Mets are bad -- and crank out something like in a half hour, leaving the other 7.5 hours of the work day to dream about Derek Jeter's greatness.
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bmfc1 Jun 02 2010 08:13 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
One of my favorite things about the CPF is MGIM's column critiques. MGIM, you should be an ombudsman.
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Centerfield Jun 02 2010 08:24 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jun 02 2010 08:34 AM |
That's a great article. His main points are:
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bmfc1 Jun 02 2010 08:26 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
CF gets a BOC nomination for that.
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bmfc1 Jun 02 2010 08:31 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
The Times says that the Mets want to resolve this by the weekend and that they're talking with Boras.
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 02 2010 08:56 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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(Slow Klap)
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Chad Ochoseis Jun 02 2010 09:23 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
I strongly suspect that Klapisch, just in case, had an article in his top drawer that began as follows:
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TheOldMole Jun 02 2010 09:36 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
CF reads Klapisch so I don't have to. And I couldn't. Couldn't get halfway through.
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MFS62 Jun 02 2010 09:38 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
The Mets can solve the Ollie situation and while they're at it, earn the undying gratitude of an entire nation. They can solve both problems by stuffing Ollie Perez in the leaking oil pipe in the gulf. Don't worry about how big the pipe is, I'm sure Ollie's ego is big enough to fill it.
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Centerfield Jun 02 2010 09:41 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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The Mets, having been foolish enough to sign him to that ridiculous 3 year, $36 million contract, should have been honorable enough to stand behind him and help him through his struggle instead of cutting bait at the first sign of trouble. Pitchers bounce back all the time, it just takes time and patience. Look at how the Yankees were with Philip Hughes. If Hughes had been a Met, he would have been shuttled out ages ago. Instead, the Yankees are reaping the benefits of their loyalty. Of course, the Yankees could afford to be patient with Hughes, because they weren't dumb enough to give him a ridiculous 3 year, $36 million contract....
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Benjamin Grimm Jun 16 2010 01:42 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
Although he hasn't pitched in what seems like forever, Oliver Perez still leads the Mets in walks.
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metirish Jun 16 2010 01:45 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jun 16 2010 06:11 PM |
Acosta with only 8 walks, he should pitch more often.
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Zvon Jun 16 2010 03:25 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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From CBSsportsline::
I'd love to see Ollie come back for us this season and do something good, anything good, from any pitching position or spot we put him in. But I really think our relationship has suffered permanent damage.
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Fman99 Jun 17 2010 10:01 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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That is an amazing stat. Hasn't pitched in the majors since May 31st, hasn't started since May 14th.
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 17 2010 10:13 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
It's all the more amazing for putting him just outside the top 10-- tied for 16th, 12 off your leader, superhuman base-giver-awayer Clayton Kershaw-- in the National League for walks allowed. (Again, he hasn't started for a month.)
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Benjamin Grimm Jun 17 2010 10:14 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
Maybe that's why he didn't want to go to the minors. He wanted to keep himself in the race for the NL lead in walks. (Does he get some kind of incentive bonus if he wins the walk title?)
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Fman99 Jun 17 2010 12:06 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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Edgy DC Jun 22 2010 10:43 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
Morgan Ensberg is sick.
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Zvon Jun 22 2010 12:49 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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I love articles I totally agree with. The one's I don't agree with, I don't read. Hey, wait, wha?
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metirish Jun 22 2010 01:53 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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This is gold....it's a bizarre way to write an article . I can only imagine the dinner table at his house, him instructing his kids must be hilarious. http://morganensberg.wordpress.com/2010 ... res-1-out/ it's just weird, is this what he does now? Um , what would Morgan Ensberg do?
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metirish Jun 22 2010 02:00 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
WOW , too funny
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Edgy DC Jun 22 2010 02:16 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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That's a good question. I enjoy having average Major League speed.
I think I'm going to go for it.
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Benjamin Grimm Jun 22 2010 02:20 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
Why wouldn't you? You "know" you're going to be safe, so that will leave you on third base with two outs. You can score on a booted grounder, or a passed ball, or a wild pitch, or a balk.
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 22 2010 02:22 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
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Because there's a wacky, unwritten rule about it?
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Edgy DC Jun 22 2010 02:24 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
I think he expected the reader to overthink and read past the guaranteed-to-be-safe line.
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HahnSolo Jun 23 2010 10:32 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
Why would he throw in the "you'll have to slide" comment? Fear of injury?
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Edgy DC Jun 23 2010 10:35 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
I think it was misdirection.
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Gwreck Jun 23 2010 10:37 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
I need more info about the quality of the rightfielder. Is it Ichiro or Francoeur out there?
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 23 2010 10:47 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
Who's pitching for the bad guys makes a great deal of difference, too.
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batmagadanleadoff Jun 23 2010 10:53 AM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
Is this the Oliver Perez is an Asshole thread?
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Nymr83 Jun 29 2010 08:50 PM Re: Oliver Perez is an asshole |
Perez will make a rehab start tommorow.
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