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Who's the Biggest Dick in Mets History?

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jun 04 2010 08:16 AM

Exclusive multipart series debuts today!

[url]http://mbtn.net/meet-dicks-part-1

Benjamin Grimm
Jun 04 2010 08:21 AM
Re: Who's the Biggest Dick in Mets History?

I have to admit, you had me fooled. I thought this was going to be a thread attempting to put Oliver Perez in historical context.

Ashie62
Jun 04 2010 08:22 AM
Re: Who's the Biggest Dick in Mets History?

The biggest dick? I'm waiting for Fman's thoughts first.

MFS62
Jun 04 2010 08:59 AM
Re: Who's the Biggest Dick in Mets History?

IIRC, when owner Joan Payson was told that the Mets had scored 19 runs in that game, she asked, "Did they win?"

Later

metirish
Jun 04 2010 09:04 AM
Re: Who's the Biggest Dick in Mets History?

Great stuff.... who knew that a Dick would be the first Met in team history to record five hits in a game , we need to stay tuned to see how many Dicks the Mets have had?

Benjamin Grimm
Jun 04 2010 09:09 AM
Re: Who's the Biggest Dick in Mets History?

I assume it's 887.

MFS62
Jun 04 2010 09:13 AM
Re: Who's the Biggest Dick in Mets History?

Benjamin Grimm wrote:
I assume it's 887.

I'm not sure this can be limited to just players.

Or should it be.
Later

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jun 04 2010 09:20 AM
Re: Who's the Biggest Dick in Mets History?

Nice start to the series, pregnant with background color, including the "fastest man" stuff and Dallas Green connection.

But I have to admit, part of me was expecting to see numbers more like "7 1/2" and "5 3/4."

(Isn't the answer to that question Raffy Santana, as per Pearlman?)

attgig
Jun 04 2010 09:21 AM
Re: Who's the Biggest Dick in Mets History?

I would've thought with his big head, Mr Met would have the.....

oh wait.

Zvon
Jun 04 2010 12:43 PM
Re: Who's the Biggest Dick in Mets History?

Without a doubt or any hesitation whatsoever:

JERRY GROTE

I know Perez is screwing his team mates but
what I saw Grote do, he did to a child.

That don't sound right

Ugh. I really should read and use links and stuff.
Very interesting piece JCL.

And the site looks great.
Haven't been there for a bit.

batmagadanleadoff
Jun 04 2010 01:27 PM
Re: Who's the Biggest Dick in Mets History?

MFS62 wrote:
IIRC, when owner Joan Payson was told that the Mets had scored 19 runs in that game, she asked, "Did they win?"

Later


Wasn't it some anonymous fan who called the Newspaper sports desk for the score and, when told that the Mets scored 19 runs, asked "Did they win?"

soupcan
Jun 04 2010 01:38 PM
Re: Who's the Biggest Dick in Mets History?

About 25 years ago I was told by a friend, that a friend of a friend of Wally Backman's told him that Wally said Dwight Gooden has the biggest dick in baseball and George Foster is the biggest dick in baseball.

Hope that answers your question.

metirish
Jun 04 2010 01:40 PM
Re: Who's the Biggest Dick in Mets History?

soupcan wrote:
About 25 years ago I was told by a friend, that a friend of a friend of Wally Backman's told him that Wally said Dwight Gooden has the biggest dick in baseball and George Foster is the biggest dick in baseball.

Hope that answers your question.



case closed

Edgy DC
Jun 04 2010 01:46 PM
Re: Who's the Biggest Dick in Mets History?

Wally Backman, authority on dickage.

metirish
Jun 04 2010 01:52 PM
Re: Who's the Biggest Dick in Mets History?

Edgy DC wrote:
Wally Backman, authority on dickage.



Wally knows dicks

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jun 04 2010 01:53 PM
Re: Who's the Biggest Dick in Mets History?

soupcan wrote:
About 25 years ago I was told by a friend, that a friend of a friend of Wally Backman's told him that Wally said Dwight Gooden has the biggest dick in baseball and George Foster is the biggest dick in baseball.

Hope that answers your question.


I might use that quote as the series continues

metirish
Jun 04 2010 01:54 PM
Re: Who's the Biggest Dick in Mets History?

is this how you envisioned this thread progressing?....

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jun 04 2010 01:57 PM
Re: Who's the Biggest Dick in Mets History?

I dunno. I just hadn't written anything for mbtn in a long while, wanted to get word out there.

metirish
Jun 04 2010 02:00 PM
Re: Who's the Biggest Dick in Mets History?

It's a masterpiece , it should be a fun series. Who's dick is up next?

dgwphotography
Jun 04 2010 05:15 PM
Re: Who's the Biggest Dick in Mets History?

soupcan wrote:
About 25 years ago I was told by a friend, that a friend of a friend of Wally Backman's told him that Wally said Dwight Gooden has the biggest dick in baseball and George Foster is the biggest dick in baseball.

Hope that answers your question.


I was going to post this exact same quote - I read it in The Worst Team Money Could Buy, IIRC

soupcan
Jun 04 2010 05:29 PM
Re: Who's the Biggest Dick in Mets History?

dgwphotography wrote:
soupcan wrote:
About 25 years ago I was told by a friend, that a friend of a friend of Wally Backman's told him that Wally said Dwight Gooden has the biggest dick in baseball and George Foster is the biggest dick in baseball.

Hope that answers your question.


I was going to post this exact same quote - I read it in The Worst Team Money Could Buy, IIRC


That's funny - I was told that in 1987. Was the quote attributed to Backman in the book?

dgwphotography
Jun 04 2010 06:05 PM
Re: Who's the Biggest Dick in Mets History?

Yes, I remember it being attributed to Backman. Now I just have to find where I saw it....

Fman99
Jun 04 2010 07:45 PM
Re: Who's the Biggest Dick in Mets History?

Ashie62 wrote:
The biggest dick? I'm waiting for Fman's thoughts first.


I suppose you all just expect me to pop up, and spurt out some sort of comment. That's a ballsy assumption to make.

The whole thread is masturbatory, if you ask me.

COCK!