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Canned Pierogi

themetfairy Jun 20 2010 11:32 AM

Pirates fire racing pierogi mascot for criticism

Benjamin Grimm Jun 20 2010 03:54 PM Re: Canned Pierogi

Poor guy. It's not going to be easy to find another job as a costumed pierogi.

The Second Spitter Jun 20 2010 04:43 PM Re: Canned Pierogi

Scott Boras would say: It's a niche market. You can't just jump into a pierogi costume and be expected to perform at the highest level. It takes a certain sophisticated skill to successfully negotiate the innards of a pierogi. My client entertained 6.4 children per hour, increasing their endorphin levels by 39 per cent as a pierogi entertainer.

DocTee Jun 20 2010 05:11 PM Re: Canned Pierogi

Poor guy. It's not going to be easy to find another job as a costumed pierogi. Actually, he's already been offered a job with some minor-league team in a similar capacity.

themetfairy Jun 20 2010 05:17 PM Re: Canned Pierogi

DocTee wrote: Poor guy. It's not going to be easy to find another job as a costumed pierogi. Actually, he's already been offered a job with some minor-league team in a similar capacity. OMG - Homer Simpson's mascot career in reverse!