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The Second Spitter
Jun 20 2010 11:42 PM

Unless somebody objects, I'm going to use this thread to post soccer-europe.com's World Cup reports, because I think they are the funniest and most informative World Cup reports on the www.
Thanks to Benny from soccer-europe.com for providing these reports (usually they'll be posted much earlier -usually at the conclusion of the Mets game)

Day Ten

20 June 2010

BRAZIL 3 (Luis Fabiano 25, Luis Fabiano 50, Elano 62)
IVORY COAST 1 (Drogba 79)


After an uneventful 25 minutes Brazil scored a marvellous, ten pass
goal. Luis Fabiano backheeled a Robinho pass into Kaka', Kaka' ran
through a sliding tackle, threaded a pass between two defenders to Luis
Fabiano, he skipped over Kolo Toure's suicidal red card tackle then from
an acute angle on the left belted the ball into the roof of the net.
Luis Fabiano used his arm to bring down a long ball, he flicked it over
the head of another defender, flicked it over Toure, used his arm again
then blasted past Barry. Would have been a wondrous goal but for the
cheating. Kaka' nutmegged a Maicon centre, Robinho gave him the ball but
he shot straight at Barry. Should have scored. The Brazilians only had
to wait another minute for their third and it was a fantastic goal,
which started in midfield and 12 passes later ended with Kaka'
destroying Toure on the left before pulling back a centre to Elano. The
Ivorian's reacted by trying to take out as many Brazilians as possible.
Elano slid in to win a ball and Tiote followed through with a stamp on
his right shin. He was stretchered off though I'm surprised the shin
pads didn't prevent him from injury. Keita was booked for trying to
shatter Bastos' right ankle. Gervinho helped make the consolation goal
with a fantastic break from a Brazil corner, he ran 80 yards before Juan
tackled him in the box just as he was about to pull the trigger, the
tackle forced him wide, he passed to Yaya Toure and Drogba headed in his
second World Cup goal. Kaka' got two yellows in quick succession. His
first for pushing Keita after Bastos had been fouled. From the restart
Tiote chopped down Luis Fabiano then when play resumed Robinho was
instantly fouled. Seconds later Keita ran at Kaka', Kaka' raised his
elbow to his chest and Keita went down clutching his face. Both benches
cleared, the ref didn't see a thing and apparently his assistant told
him Kaka' fouled Keita. The French referee, Stephane Lannoy, who lost
control after the third goal, showed Kaka' a second yellow then a red.
His first ever dismissal.
The Ivorian's are a bunch of dirty, cheating bastards. They pulled these
stunts in their first game against Portugal. The Brazilian's are no
saints of course, Lucio feigned injury to hold up play for several
minutes in the first half and also appeared to take a shot at Drogba's
injured elbow but that doesn't excuse a succession of heavy fouls or
Keita's playacting. The one good point Alan Shearer made post match, and
after the Vuvuzela he's the most irritating sound at this World Cup, was
saying if FIFA want to send out a message about playacting they should
hit Keita hard, or words to that effect. Rivaldo was banned for a
similar piece of acting against the Turks. Kaka' is unlikely to get his
ban rescinded. It's a shame Brazil play their last game before Chile vs
Spain - Dunga could throw the last game and make sure he avoids the
Spanish in the last 16. They'll need Kaka' and Elano for that match.
Attendance : 84,455
Red Card : Kaka' 88 (Brazil)
Assists : Kaka', n/a, Kaka', Yaya Toure

ITALY 1 (Iaquinta 29 Pen)
NEW ZEALAND 1 (Smeltz 7)


New Zealand stunned the outgoing champions when that bastard Cannavaro
failed to clear a free kick, the ball struck his arm and Elliot poked
past Marchetti. Pepe swung in a corner, the ball hit Cannavaro,
Chiellini controlled it but lobber over. Montolivo curled a shot against
the inside of Fallon's left post. A couple of minutes later Smith
grabbed hold of De Rossi's shirt when challenging him for a cross, De
Rossi punished his stupidity with a late dive and Iaquinta converted the
resulting penalty. Substitute Wood flicked a pass over Cannavaro and
sent a shot skidding wide of the right post. Paston, who gave away
rebound after rebound in the first match, made an excellent two fisted
save from Lippi's pet Camoranesi. Nelsen throw himself at a goalbound
Zambrotta effort and then the Kiwi's comfortably held on for a point.
The Italian press will savage Lippi over the next few days and he
deserves it. Hopefully they'll save some of their abuse for the king of
frauds Cannavaro, who enjoyed the best years of his career when being
carried by Thuram. When Thuram wasn't around at Inter and Real Madrid,
Cannavaro sucked. Coincidence? Of course not. And he was carried at the
last World Cup by Materazzi.
Attendance : 38,229
Assists : n/a, De Rossi (won pen)

SLOVAKIA 0
PARAGUAY 2 (Vera 27, Riveros 86)


Paraguay scored after recovering the ball from a Slovakia throw-in, Vera
ran onto a Barrios' lovely reverse pass and toe poked the ball with the
outside of his right foot past Mucha. Salata became the umpteenth player
to send a free header over the bar, it's DEFINETLY the ball. One season
wonder Santa Cruz should have punished a hospital pass but shot straight
at Mucha. Vera should have scored a second but headed wide after super
slick approach play down Slovakia's left. Da Silva headed a free kick
against Straba, team-mate Cardoza ran into him as he tried to strike the
rebounded but kept his composure and laid the ball back to Riveros, who
planted a shot inside the left post.
Attendance : 26,643
Assists : Barrios, Da Silva

Courtesy: http://www.soccer-europe.com

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jun 21 2010 06:48 AM
Re: 2010 World Cup Reports

These are great. I like his previews:

Beaten finalists at the last World Cup, France are more likely to repeat their 2002 showing and fall to an embarrassing first round exit because they are coached by a fucking idiot and his stupidity is matched by those at the French Football Federation who have kept him there.

The Second Spitter
Jun 21 2010 08:26 PM
Re: 2010 World Cup Reports

Day Eleven

20 June 2010

SPAIN 2 (Villa 17, Villa 51)
HONDURAS 0

Villa scored a fantastic opening goal. Receiving a crossfield pass from
new Barca team-mate Pique on the left wing, he drove into the box, beat
two players with a quick change of feet, stepped outside another
defender and despite losing his balance shot into the top right corner.
Brilliant. Torres missed two sitters within seconds of each other. Villa
scored his second with a deflected shot from the inside of the D. While
the goal was being replayed the luckless Puyol took another kick to the
face which left him with blood streaming from his mouth. He of course
continued after being patched up, the boy is a warrior. Villa missed a
penalty and the chance of a hat-trick on the hour mark.
Attendance : 54,386
Assists : Pique, n/a

CHILE 1 (Gonzalez 75)
SWITZERLAND 0

Benaglio made a superb two handed save from Carmona's ferociously struck
half volley. Behrami shoved Vidal after the defender challenged him for
the ball, Vidal made a meal of it, went down clutching his face and the
ref showed Behrami a second yellow. Sanchez charged down Grichting's
clearance but shot straight at Benaglio. Valdivia's FANTASTIC through
pass released Parades, he took the ball wide, whipped a cross to the
back post and Gonzalez bounced a header over Lichtsteiner. Chile wasted
half a dozen chances on the break (it was like my sex life - good
approach play but no penetration) and almost paid the price in the last
minute when Banjaku back-healed Ziegler's centre leaving Derdiyok with
just the 'keeper to beat but he shot wide.
Attendance : 34,872
Red Card : Behrami 31 (Switzerland)
Assist : Parades

PORTUGAL 7 (Meireles 29, Simao 53, Almeida 56, Tiago 60, Liedson 81,
Ronaldo 87, Tiago 89)
NORTH KOREA 0

Two early chances fell to Carvalho while Korea also went close, Eduardo
flew across his goal to tip away Yong-Jo's shot and Nam-Chol headed the
rebound over the bar in this surprisingly open contest played in a
monsoon. Tiago poked a ball through the Korean defence Meireles ran
between them to finish with a crisp first time strike. Fittingly on the
first day of Wimbledon Portugal beat North Korea 6-0 in the second half.
Meireles chested down a Miguel cross, Almeida returned the ball to him
with a nonchalant back heel, Meireles played in Simao on the overlap and
he nutmegged the 'keeper. Great goal. Almeida finished off a rapid
counter attack with a well placed header. Meireles dispossessed a Korean
on the left and passed to Almeida, he poked the ball through to Ronaldo
who waited for support before pulling back to Tiago who finished with
another first time strike. Liedson scored within three minutes of
replacing Almeida, punishing an awful clearance with a rasping left foot
volley. On 87 minutes Ronaldo scored the goal all of Portugal had been
waiting for. Liedson tackled a defender, Ronaldo ran through and flicked
the all over the 'keeper as he dived in with an instance two footed
tackle, the ball bounced off the 'keeper as Ronaldo tried desperately to
keep his balance, it bounced off his back, up off his head and as he got
upright it was staring him in the face and he tapped into an empty net.
Incredibly his first international goal (excluding friendlies) for
almost two years. Tiago's flick header ended a miserably afternoon for
the Koreans.
This Tiago looks some player. I wonder if a big club like Chelsea or
Juve will make a bid? On a serious note Raul Meireles really caught the
eye. One wonders what ramifications await the Koreans when they return
home, not that we'll find out.
Attendance : 63,644
Assists : Tiago, Almeida, Coentrao, Ronaldo, n/a, n/a, Veloso

Courtesy: http://www.soccer-europe.com

The Second Spitter
Jun 21 2010 08:41 PM
Re: 2010 World Cup Reports

[quote="John Cougar Lunchbucket"]These are great. I like his previews:

Beaten finalists at the last World Cup, France are more likely to repeat their 2002 showing and fall to an embarrassing first round exit because they are coached by a fucking idiot and his stupidity is matched by those at the French Football Federation who have kept him there.



He's usually right on the money. The last line from the Portugal v North Korea review cracked me up.

The Second Spitter
Jun 22 2010 06:17 PM
Re: 2010 World Cup Reports

Day Twelve

22 June 2010

NIGERIA 2 (Uche 12, Yakubu 69 Pen)
SOUTH KOREA 2 (Lee 38, Park 49)

Odiah muscled his way through two challenges on the right flank before
driving in a centre and Uche, who until the 49th minute was the only
player at this World Cup to score direct from a free kick, arrived from
nowhere to side foot the ball past Jung. Uche almost made it 2-0 with an
awesome strike from 25 yards which rebounded off the outside of the
right post. Two minutes later Sung-Yung hit an amazing free kick which
arched across the box, over the heads of the massed ranks in the penalty
area then suddenly dropped at the back post and Jung-Soo headed in. This
ball is great for crossing, the flight is just perfect.
Chu-Young put the Korean's a goal up direct from a free kick with a
brilliant low shot which sailed around the wall and bounced into the
bottom right corner. The commentators blamed goalkeeper Enyeama but I
thought it was a great shot. Yakubu was guilty of one of THE worst
misses of all time. Uche released Ayila on the overlap, he pulled back a
centre and from two yards and I do mean two yards with the goal at his
mercy, with goalkeeper Jung horizontal Yakubu shot wide of the left
post. It gets worse every time you see it. Within four minutes of
replacing Ki-Kun, Kim Nam-Il scythed down Obasi to concede a stone wall
penalty. Yakubu made amends for his earlier miss by sending the
goalkeeper the wrong way. Martins blew a great chance to win the match
late on. It wouldn't have mattered for Nigeria but would have sent the
Greeks through and mercifully we were sparred that.
The best performance by a Lars Largerback team I have probably ever
seen. The Koreans know how to work this ball better than any team in the
tournament. Their set piece delivery was off the charts. Fantastic stuff
and they fully deserve their last 16 place, they are great to watch.
Attendance : 61,874
Assists : Odiah, Sung-Yung (fk), Chu-Young, Obasi (won pen)

GREECE 0
ARGENTINA 2 (Demichelis 77, Palermo 89)

"If the paint hasn't dried in this new stadium then all the fans should
go watch it" - the GREAT Mick McCarthy on 70 minutes. That's how much
this match sucked, that is until 13 minutes from time. Demichelis headed
a corner against Milito then hammered in the rebound. Messi danced over
two tackles on the edge of the box as he made his way towards the centre
circle and let rip with a stinging left foot shot, Tzorvas parried and
Palermo, who replaced Aguero seconds before Demichelis scored, tapped in
the rebound.
Three games, zero goals so far for Messi. His World Cup is eerily
similar to Van Basten's Euro 1992 in that he arrived as the best player
in the World, was his teams outstanding performer, did everything but
score then missed a crucial penalty in a shoot-out. If Messi doesn't
score against Mexico and IF I was a betting man I'd put money on his
choking if Argentina go to penalties.
Attendance : 38,891
Assists : Milito, n/a

MEXICO 0
URUGUAY 1 (Suarez 43
)
Suarez and Victorino blew early chances. Guardado hit the woodwork with
a stunning strike from 35 yards. Forlan, who was once against
outstanding, played a ball out wide to Cavani and his immaculate first
time cross was headed in by Suarez. Perez made a brilliant point blank
save to deny Lugano. Rodriguez threw himself at another great cross but
headed wide of the opposite post. Shocking miss. Didn't matter and
Mexico still suck.
Attendance : 33,425
Assists : Cavani

FRANCE 1 (Malouda 70)
SOUTH AFRICA 2 (Khumalo 20, Mphela 37)

Lloris flapped at a Tshabalala corner and Khumalo climbed over Diarra to
head into an empty net. Gourcuff became the latest victim of shitty
refereeing when he was sent off for apparently elbowing Sibaya in the
face. He was leading with his elbow when challenging for a loose ball,
as most players do, and made contact but a bullshit decision
nonetheless. Tshabalala forced another mistake by Diaby when he crossed
from the left, Masilela drove in the rebound, Clichy failed to clear
under pressure from Mphela and from a yard out even he couldn't miss.
That's a yard, from eight he's useless, Tshabalala split the defence
amidst Sagna's lazy appeal for offside and he rattled the crossbar when
a simple tap-in would have sufficed. France scored the goal that killed
off South Africa, and maybe African, hopes of a last 16 place, Sagna
released Ribery with a gloriously weighted pass and as Malouda tapped in
his centre, the Vuvuzela's fell silent albeit too briefly.
Much has been written about the absolute clusterfuck that is the French
national team of course many of us highlighted Domenech's incompetence
four years ago. When a coach has no authority the lunatics run the
asylum. All this talk of lasting damage is nonsense, Blanc will sort out
this mess with one team talk and I'm convinced a French side with
Lloris, Gourcuff, Ribery, Valbuena and possibly Benzema as the nucleus
will be serious contenders for Euro 2012.
As for South Africa I doubt this will have a lasting legacy unless the
people who run Rugby in the country take over. I'd trust them to do a
far better job of developing the game at all levels above the idiots
running football. Let's not forget South Africa were bidding to host a
World Cup back in 2002. With eight years preparation at the very least
they should have sent a team to last year's U17 World Cup.
Attendance : 39,415
Red Card : Gourcuff 25 (France)
Assists : Tshabalala (ck), n/a, Ribery

Tshabalala's goal against Mexico in HD :
http://soccer-europe.com/WorldCup2010/V ... alala.html

Courtesy: http://www.soccer-europe.com

The Second Spitter
Jun 23 2010 06:34 PM
Re: 2010 World Cup Reports

Day Thirteen

23 June 2010

AUSTRALIA 2 (Cahill 69, Holman 73)
SERBIA 1 (Pantelic 84)

An absolutely disgraceful performance by the Serbs. Serbia broke from an
Aussie corner, Ninkovic played the ball inside a defender to Krasic who
murdered him for pass, rounded Schwarzer then with a goal gaping sent
the ball high over the bar. Another attack from the right, another
chance, Schwarzer with an excellent save from Ivanovic. Cahill got above
Vidic to head in a superb, deep inswinging Wilkshire cross. Four minutes
later Holman beat Stojkovic with a speculative drive which bounced into
the corner. Schwarzer made one of his rare but trademark fumbles when he
spilled substitute Tosic's tame effort and even Pantelic couldn't miss.
Culina should have scored a third on the break.
Nothing pisses me off more than seeing talented sides fail to fulfil
their potential. The Serbian's should have wiped the floor with
Australia (and Ghana). These type of performances are what we have to
look forward to in the Euros. They should make it an invitational event
and invite Brazil and Argentina so we don't have to watch shit like this.
Attendance : 37,836
Assists : Wilkshire, Culina, n/a

GHANA 0
GERMANY 1 (Ozil 60)

Cacau hit a through pass on the turn to release Ozil as the Ghana
defenders appealed for offside but he wasted the opportunity, shooting
straight at (Kofi) Kingson. Gyan forced a corner then met Ayew's cross
with a flick header, Lahm controlled the ball on his chest and passed
out of defence.
Gyan headed on a goalkick and Amoah's blistering pace was too much for
Germany's centrebacks but his shot was poorly struck and Neuer parried.
Ozil scored a fantastic goal following a sustained period of Germany
pressure. Muller ran infield and poked a pass to Ozil who was standing
on the edge of the D, with his first touch he flicked up the ball and
with his second sent a half volley screaming inside the left post.
Fabulous goal. Lahm, who has been the outstanding defender at this World
Cup, appeared from nowhere to put a block on Ayew as he met Gyan's
centre. The match ended on a sour note for the Germans when
Schweinsteiger had to be substituted 10 minutes from time with a
hamstring injury. He's out for the rest of the tournament. A massive blow.
Attendance : 83,391
Assist : Muller

SLOVENIA 0
ENGLAND 1 (Defoe 23)

The big news in the ongoing England soap opera was, not surprisingly,
Capello ignored John 'big mistake' Terry's instructions to pick Cole and
went with Defoe and Rooney in attack, Gerrard on the left and Milner on
the right. England's goal followed six passes, well it is England,
Milner swung in a deep cross from the left, Defoe got between both
centrebacks, shinned the ball, straight at Handanovic who couldn't hold
what was a powerful shot. Milner pumped another deep cross into the box
but this time Handanovic beat Defoe to the ball and Lampard blazed the
rebound over the bar. Shocking miss. Barry headed on a long ball or
forced a mistake from a midfielder, the replays didn't show the incident
and the real time camera also missed it, Handanovic made a phenomenal
save down to his left from Defoe, Gerrard headed the rebounded to
Rooney, who should have shot first time but, clearing lacking
confidence, took it down, passed to Gerrard and Handanovic made another
great save.
Handanovic punched out a corner, Lampard headed the ball back into the
box and the unmarked Defoe flicked the ball wide of the right post.
Handanovic made another remarkable save at his near post from a
thundering Terry header. Rooney became the latest England player to
spurn a chance that would prevent elimination at the hands of Germany in
the next round when he pulled down Lampard's ball over the top but
volleyed against the outside of a post. England almost paid the price
for their woeful finishing. The Slovenia's countered when Barry gave the
ball away in his own half, although England got men back in numbers the
Slovenians fashioned a chance, Terry made a desperate block from
Novakovic, Johnson hacked clear from Dedic on the rebound and Koren shot
the third rebound wide. Upson made a brilliant goal saving tackle in
injury time.
Much better from England, no surprise though, they were liberated from
Heskey, whose shitness is so absolute it transcends through the squad.
If England manage to take Germany to penalties Rooney will miss one.
Attendance : 36,893
Assist : Milner

USA 1 (Donovan 91)
ALGERIA 0

The Americans had an early scare when DeMerit failed to deal with a
longball into the box, Djebbour controlled the ball on his chest and
rifled a volley against Howard's crossbar. The Algerians were diving in
with wild tackles, to nobodies surprise, Altidore was floored on the
edge of the box then Bradley sandwiched inside it, a hospital pass
turned into a perfect centre for Torres but he shot straight at M'Bolhi,
fired the rebounded across goal and Dempsey stabbed over only to be
denied by a linesman's flag. Just as Dempsey pulled the trigger on a
glorious Donovan pass he was tackled by a defender. Donovan played a one
two with Bradley, who retained the use of both his legs by hurdling over
an insane sliding tackle and played in his captain with a brilliant
reverse pass, M'Bolhi dived at Donovan's feet, Altidore and Donovan went
for the rebound, Altidore got there first and sent the ball out of the
stadium. Altidore nutmegged Halliche before tearing down the left flank,
Dempsey curled his centre against the post and shanked the rebound.
Buddle rose above the Algerian defence and met Cherundolo's cross with a
tremendous header - straight at M'Bolhi.
He threw the ball out to Belhadj, the Portsmouth defender raced upfield,
centred to Ziani but he screwed his shot wide. Howard made a routine
save from a Saifi header then released Donovan with a strong throw down
the channel, he passed to Altidore, Dempsey was once again denied by
M'Bolhi but Donovan snared the rebound. Yahia was sent off for
something, dissent I think though his team-mates were the ones who were
giving the awful referee some fearful abuse.
I'm not sure of the exact timing of this incident but somewhere in the
second half Dempsey was punched in the face with a cheapshot that drew
blood.
Attendance : 35,827
Red Card : Yahia 93 (Algeria)
Assist : n/a

Authors disclaimer: I make no apologies for the crap reviews today. I'm tired and I can't be
done with 4 games in one day.


Courtesy: http://soccer-europe.com

The Second Spitter
Jun 24 2010 08:39 PM
Re: 2010 World Cup Reports

Day Fourteen

24 June 2010

DENMARK 1 (Tomasson 81)
JAPAN 3 (Honda 17 fk, Endo 30 fk, Okazaki 87)


The Japanese proved the South Koreans were not the only side with
mastery of the Jubulani ball when Honda scored with a magnificent 35
yard free kick absolutely miles away out of the left wing into the
bottom left corner. They scored with another 13 minutes later though
this time Sorensen was at fault. He was standing left of centre, took a
couple of steps to his left as Endo struck the ball and was still beaten
on his left post. Inexcusable. Substitute Larsen almost scored one of
the goals of the tournament. With his back to goal he trapped a longball
on his chest, swivelled and hammered a left foot volley against the
crossbar. Agger did a De Rossi to win a cheap penalty. Tomasson became
the first Danish player to miss a World Cup spot kick but in despatching
the rebound equalled Poul Nielsen's international record of 52 goals.
Honda sold Rommedahl a dummy on the edge of the box, turning sharply,
and with just Sorensen to beat unselfishly centred for Okazaki to kill
any hopes of a comeback.
Honda has been, until this point, the outstanding midfielder at this
year's World Cup.
"I offered (David) Bentley for Honda, but nobody will swap a Bentley for
a Honda" - Harry Redknapp
Attendance : 27,697
Assists : Matsui (won fk), Okubo

CAMEROON 1 (Eto'o 65 Pen)
NETHERLANDS 2 (Van Persie 36, Huntelaar 83)

Van Persie played a one-two with Van der Vaart, ran into the space left
by Kuyt who intelligently stepped forward to take a defender with him,
then shot through Hamidou's legs. Eto'o converted a spot kick awarded
for a Van der Vaart handball. Sneijder sent Robben at Rigobert Song with
a magnificent driven pass, Robben's first touch took him wide of goal
but he showed no ring rust from his injury as he dribbled past the
veteran and hit a trademark left foot rocket, the ball came back off a
post and THE HUNTER, another substitute, tapped in the winner.
I hope we don't see the dreadful Rigobert Song in another World Cup. FFS
retire already.
Attendance : 63,093
Assists : Matsui (won fk), Okubo

SLOVAKIA 3 (Vittek 25, Vittek 73, Kopunek 89)
ITALY 2 (Di Natale 81, Quagliarella 92)

De Rossi underhit a pass out of defence Montolivo, Kucka intercepted,
fed Vittek and he squeezed a shot inside the left post. Former Udinese
hit-men Iaquinta and Di Natale missed great chances. Well Udinese play
in black and white, the same colour as Juve and under Lippi that
qualifies for a cap. Pirlo, on after 55 minutes, and Pepe worked a short
corner, Mucha tipped Pepe's cross to Quagliarella, the Napoli striker
bounced the ball off his chest before hammering a left foot volley
towards goal only to be denied by Skrtel's fantastic goal-line
clearance. It was NOT over the line. The Slovakians forced two corners
in quick succession and scored from the second, Pirlo failed to close
down Hamsik and Vittek got in front of Chiellini to beat Marchetti at
his near post. Italy pulled a goal back on the break, Quagliarella
played a one-two with Iaquinta on the edge of the box, ran onto his
return pass and shot, Mucha parried, Di Natale tapped into an empty net.
A linesman's flag wrongly denied Quagliarella the equaliser - it was an
English ref after all, they hate Italian teams. Kopunek killed off
Italian hopes within three minutes of replacing Strba. That bastard
Cannavaro failed to track Kopunek on a throw-in and he lobbed the ball
over Marchetti as he dived at his feet. De Rossi had a shot charged down
but quickly recovered the ball and from 25 yards Quagliarella lobbed
over Mucha. Brilliant goal. In the sixth minute of injury time Pepe
should have equalised as the Slovak's failed to clear from a throw-in
but he missed the ball. At full time that crook Lippi refused to shake
hands with his opposite number Weiss.
For some reason my DVR cut out and didn't record so when I switched on
the TV after getting home I saw the fat face of Adrian Childs and the
score in the bottom left corner as the titles rolled. F*CK SOUTH AFRICA
and their stupid kick-off times. If Africa hosts another World Cup this
century it will be too soon.
Lippi, already public enemy #1 before the finals, will get the rotten
tomato treatment and he deserves it for using the Italian national team
as a Juventus vehicle and closing the door on any players he feels
slighted him i.e. Cassano and Miccoli. While Italy's poor showing at the
World Cup comes as no surprise to Italians, failure to get out of an
easy group does. The head of the Italian FA, Giancarlo Abete, should
also reign or be forced out not only for re-appointing Lippi but for
also presiding over Italy's failed bid to host Euro 2016. In Prandelli
Italy have the right man to take the national team forward, a coach not
afraid of playing youngsters, a coach who can realise the potential in
flops and misfits and a coach whose teams can play great football.
Attendance : 53,412
Assists : Kucka, Hamsik, n/a, Jendrisek, De Rossi

PARAGUAY 0
NEW ZEALAND 0


Caceres was booked for stamping on Fallon's ankle, which rules him out
of Paraguay's last 16 match against Japan. Awful game, probably.
Attendance : 34,850
Assists : n/a

Courtesy http://www.soccer-europe.com

The Second Spitter
Jun 25 2010 08:24 PM
Re: 2010 World Cup Reports

Day Fifteen

25 June 2010

SWITZERLAND 0
HONDURAS 0

N'Kufo recovered a ball he lost, he passed Inler, he spread the play out
wide to Barnetta and Derdiyok missed another sitter, heading wide.
Seattle Sounders' N'Kufo, free on the back post, elected to chest a
cross instead of heading it. Dumbass. Two Serie A veterans combined for
Honduras' best chances. The once great David Suazo headed wide an
Alvarez cross. They broke on a counter, Alvarez trapped Suazo's centre
and curled a shot towards the top left corner, drawing a highlight reel,
one handed save from Benaglio.
Attendance : 28,042
Assists : n/a

CHILE 1 (Millar 47)
SPAIN 2 (Villa 24, Iniesta 37)

Torres maintained his standard performances at International i.e. he
sucked, missing two early, easy chances. Beausejour stepped over a
centre, drawing Pique to Valdivia, he passed to Beausejour, he squared
to Gonzalez at the back post but he miss hit the ball, awful miss.
Chile's goalkeeper Bravo ran 30 yards off his line and tackled Torres as
he raced onto a Xabi Alonso pass, Villa was following up and sent a 40
yard lob into an empty net. Pique should have done better with a free
header from a corner, at least he didn't get smacked in the face. Chile
countered immediately, Beausejour ran clear only to be denied by Pique
who made up the ground and blocked. Torres should have been booked for
diving, these Mexican referees suck. It appears as if FIFA have
instructed refs not to book any Spaniards at this tournament. Two
minutes later Torres dived again, under no contact whatsoever, while he
was feigning injury Iniesta spread the ball wide to Villa, Villa
returned it and Iniesta side footed into the bottom corner. Torres
succeeded in getting Estrada a second yellow. ITV's commentator, that
idiot Clive Tyldesley claimed it was a trip, not it wasn't you bloody
idiot. Estrada was going in heavy so had it coming. Ponce should have
also done the walk of shame in first half injury time when he stamped on
Xabi Alonso's right foot. What goes around, comes around.
Millar scored within three minutes of replacing Gonzalez, his shot took
a deflection off Pique, wrong footing Casillas in the Spanish goal.
Ponce and Isla made excellent last ditch tackles on Villa. The game
petered out.
Attendance : 41,958
Assists : n/a, Villa, n/a

NORTH KOREA 0
IVORY COAST 3 (Yaya Toure 14, Romaric 20, Kalou 82)

The cheat Keita was involved in the build-up that gave the CIV an early
lead - as usual FIFA failed on their promise to combat simulation and
gamesmanship. Romaric sprayed Keita's pass out wide to Boka and Toure
took a touch before placing the ball inside the right post. Great
finish. With his back to play Drogba pulled down a Boka cross, turned
and hammered a shot against the underside of the crossbar, which made a
gratifying snapping sound, and Romaric headed in the rebound. Kalou
leapt in the air to volley home another fantastic delivery from midget Boka.
Attendance : 34,763
Assists : Boka, n/a, Boka

PORTUGAL 0
BRAZIL 0

Juan should have been red carded for a deliberate handball that
prevented Ronaldo from a one vs one against Julio Cesar. Instead the
Mexican referee, Archundia, bottled it and to make matters worse booked
Duda for his protests. Of course ITV didn't both to show this incident
in their highlights. Four Portuguese players swarmed on Luis Fabiano on
the edge of the box, he swung in a hit and hope cross, Nilmar wasn't
picked up and his left foot shot was superbly saved by Eduardo, who
tipped the ball against the crossbar. Portugal broke from that attack,
Tiago forced a mistake from his Juventus team-mate Felipe Melo, ran from
the half way line, played a one-two with Danny then dived under minimal
contact from Gilberto Silva to earn a yellow card. Luis Fabiano headed a
Maicon cross into the ground from 12 yards, dreadful miss.
Ronaldo carried the ball 50 yards on the counter, forced a mistake from
the normally imperious Lucio but Julio 'Hail' Cesar denied Meireles with
an unbelievable save. Eduardo clawed away Josue's deflected shot to
preserve a point for the Portuguese.
Attendance : 62,712
Assists : n/a
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The Second Spitter
Jun 25 2010 08:25 PM
Re: 2010 World Cup Reports

Last 16 Match-ups:

Uruguay vs. South Korea - 26 Jun 7:00am (PT)
United States vs. Ghana - 26 Jun 11:30am (PT)
Germany vs. England - 27 Jun 7:00am (PT)
Argentina vs. Mexico - 27 Jun 11:30am (PT)
Netherlands vs. Slovakia - 28 Jun 7:00am (PT)
Brazil vs. Chile - 28 Jun 11:30am (PT)
Paraguay vs. Japan - 29 Jun 7:00am (PT)
Spain vs. Portugal - 29 Jun 11:30am (PT)

Willets Point
Jun 25 2010 08:31 PM
Re: 2010 World Cup Reports

You and I had the same idea simultaneously.

The Second Spitter
Jun 26 2010 10:09 PM
Re: 2010 World Cup Reports

Last 16 Day One

26 June 2010

USA 1 (Donovan 82 Pen)
GHANA 2 (Boateng 5, Gyan 93)

Clark lost possession in midfield following a lame attempt to dribble
past a Ghanaian, Boateng collected the ball on the half way line, ran
straight down the middle of the US defence before suddenly changing
direction and beating the poorly position Howard with a grasscutter.
Cherundolo was booked for raking his studs down the back of Ayew's calf,
it should have been a red. Jonathan Mensah gave away the ball with an
awful clearance deep in his own half but Findley failed to take
advantage, shooting Dempsey's through pass straight at (Kofi) Kingson.
The appropriately named De-Merit failed to deal with a longball, Asamoah
raced past him and Howard got down to save with his right leg, excellent
save.
Feilhaber replaced Findlay at the start of the second half and almost
had an immediate impact. Altidore held up a deflected Donovan centre, a
great first touch took Feilhaber away from a defender but in doing so he
kicked the ball against his opposite foot, giving Kingson enough time to
close the angle and save. Donovan back heel flicked a Feilhaber pass
into Dempsey, he nutmegged John Mensah then went down rather easily
under a Jonathan Mensah challenge, penalty. The All American American
Landon Donovan curled the ball in off the right post. Bradley broke from
midfield, his team-mates strung together passes before Altidore played
him in but he hit a weak shot at Kingson. Big chance. Appiah replaced
Boateng who appeared to pull a hamstring. Altidore chased down a
longball, wrestled with John Mensah, gave him a hand-off before losing
his balance then shot wide of the right post. Poor miss.
Gomez replaced Altidore at the start of extra time and as bad as
Altidore was (is), Gomez was even worse. Addy headed out a longball,
getting great distance, Ayew helped it forward, Gyan ran between the US
centrebacks, Bocanegra took a quick glance at the ball then planted a
headbutt into Gyan's left cheek, Gyan kept his balance, took one touch
then lashed a half volley over Howard who was once again poorly
positioned. Great finish, cynical play by Bocanegra. Should have been
another red. Bornstein overhit a cross to the back post, Dempsey headed
down, Feilhaber shot through a ruck of players and the ball bounced out
for a corner. The Ghanaians began time wasting. Inkoom (wasn't he in
Scorpion King?) jumped in the air to overhead kick clear the ball
watched it bounce out for a throw-in, turned then went to sleep. As soon
as he was loaded onto the stretcher he did The Undertaker's sit up spot
then the Ghanaians wasted even more time by substituting him a few
minutes later.
The US were largely devoid of ideas, swinging crosses into the box
against this team is a complete waste of time, they are phenomenally
athletic and usually get miles on their clearing headers. Donovan and
Dempsey have one more World Cup in them after that the US are in
terrible shape. Well they're already in poor shape because of their
forward line and defence but their midfield is their saving grace.
Attendance : 34,976
Assists : n/a, Dempsey (won pen), Ayew

URUGUAY 2 (Suarez 8, Suarez 80)
SOUTH KOREA 1 (Lee 68)
Park Chu-Young curled a right footed free kick against the outside of
the left post. Fantastic strike. Korea's goalkeeper gifted the
Uruguayans the lead. Forlan swung in a low centre, far to close to the
Jung Sung-Ryong however he was slow off his line and the unmarked Suarez
tapped in at the back post. Uruguay should have been awarded a penalty
on half time. Max Pereira took a Suarez cross on his chest, flicked the
ball over the head of a defender then struck a right foot volley, Ki
Sung-Young charged into the ball with his left arm outstretched. Clear
as day penalty. I didn't see the ref in the shot but his linesman was
perfectly placed.
Park Chu-Young failed to punish an uncharacteristic mistake by Lugano,
snatching at a volley. The Uruguayans were content to sit on their lead
and weren't really being troubled by their opponents. Victorino headed
an innocuous free kick high into the air, Muslera ran into traffic and
Lee Chung-Yong headed into an empty net. Fucile failed to track Lee
Chung-Young's run onto a through ball but the midfielder shot straight
at Muslera. Fucile punted a loose ball back into the box after the
Koreans failed to clear a corner, the Korean defenders had already
pushed up, leaving Suarez free in the box but he headed into the ground.
Six minutes later he scored a brilliant winner. A Forlan corner was
cleared to the edge of the D, Perez headed the ball down to Suarez who
threw REVERSE stepovers at two defenders as he ran backwards, suddenly
flicked the ball forward, collected his own pass via a deflection and
whipped a shot inside the right post. One of the goals of the
tournament, fit to win any game. Lugano botched an offside trap, leaving
Lee Dong-Gook with just the 'keeper to beat, he shot straight at
Muslera, the young 'keeper couldn't hold the ball and Lugano arrived to
clear, making up for his earlier mistake.
Uruguay are heading for the semi-finals. It's hard to see how they will
struggle to beat Ghana who have lost Boateng to injury and Ayew to
suspension. They've got a lot more firepower than any of the teams Ghana
have faced so far.
Attendance : 30,597
Assists : Forlan, n/a, n/a
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The Second Spitter
Jun 27 2010 06:30 PM
Re: 2010 World Cup Reports

(Apologies for the dodgy formatting -- I tried to make paragraph breaks more pronounced)

Last 16 Day Two

26 June 2010

ARGENTINA 3 (Tevez 26, Higuain 33, Tevez 52)
MEXICO 1 (Hernandez 71)

Salcido hit the crossbar with a sensational 35 yard strike. As the
debate over Lampard 2010 raged on Argentina took the lead with an
illegitimate goal. Tevez ran onto a through ball and into Mexican
goalkeeper Perez, who is about an inch taller than him, Messi lobbed the
ball goalwards, Tevez, standing two yards offside, headed in. The
Mexican's surrounded the linesman Ayroldi, pointing to the giant screens
in the stadium which showed Tevez was offside but of course Rosetti's
hands were tied. No doubt FIFA's response will be to ban replays in
stadiums. That's the best course of action, bury your head in the sand.

Osorio underhit a square pass across his box, Higuain intercepted,
Osorio jumped on his back, but he rode the challenge, dragged the ball
back, rounded Perez and tapped into an empty net. Tevez was trying to
play in a team-mate on the overlap (Otamendi?) but kicked the ball into
two defenders, he quickly turned onto the rebound and unleashed an
extraordinary foot shot which tore into the top right corner, best long
range goal of the tournament. Manchester United new boy Javier Hernandez
bagged a brilliant consolation goal. With his back to play inside the D
he spun onto Torrado's pass, with a fabulous first touch took the ball
away from Demichelis then thumped into the top left corner.
Argentina showed very little ambition to attack after going 3-0 up. They
still haven't been tested, their goalkeeper is crap. Still no goals for
Messi. He'll have to turn it on against Germany otherwise Argentina are
going home.
Attendance : 84,377
Assists : Messi, n/a, n/a, Torrado

GERMANY 4 (Klose 20, Podolski 32, Muller 67, Muller 70)
ENGLAND 1 (Upson 37)

Schweinsteiger released Ozil with a glorious ball over the top of a
square English defence, Cole prevented him from cutting inside but he
managed to shoot nonetheless, drawing a good save from James. Neuer hit
a booming goalkick deep into the England half, Klose ran straight
through the middle, held off Upson and poked the ball into the bottom
corner as James advanced off his line. His 50th Germany goal. The
German's fashioned another chance minutes later from a throw-in. Lahm
passed to Muller, who played a one-two with Khedira, running onto his
backheel, he drifted infield and threading a reverse pass through
Terry's legs, Klose angled his run between Johnson and Terry to stay
onside but James dived at his feet to kick clear. Beautiful football.

England won a throw-in, Cole hurled the ball at Upson who hit a caveman
longball out of defence, straight to Mertesacker, he passed to Lahm,
Lahm to Khedira, Khedira into Muller, Muller drove a pass into Ozil as
he spun around Ashley Cole, Klose lobbed a first time pass over Upson's
head, Muller ran though, lobbed the ball over Johnson to Podolski out
wide left, he took a touch before shooting between James' legs into the
bottom right corner. Another marvellously crafted goal. England
responded with Lampard throwing himself at a low Milner centre but Neuer
blocked and Lahm cleared.

The German response was swift, Klose forced a
corner then a subsequent save from James. England won a corner and
played it short, Milner feigned to cross before giving Gerrard a reverse
pass, Gerrard crossed and Upson leapt in the air, closed his eyes and
the ball dropped over Neuer. 2-1. Within a minute we witnessed what will
surely go down in history/infamy as one of the most controversial
non-calls of all time. England recovered the ball from kick-off, Milner
passed into Defoe, as he was tackled the ball fell to Lampard who took a
touch before lobbing over Neuer, Neuer dived to catch the ball from 2
yards inside the goal, no goal. 1966 and all that in reverse. Neuer
immediately booted the ball downfield, Klose held it up while waiting
for support which arrived quickly, Muller's cross should have been
cleared by Upson but he gave the ball straight back to the Germans,
Muller headed across to Ozil, he feigned to shoot, rolled the ball back
to Podolski and his drive flashed wide of the right post.

Lampard slammed a free kick against the top of the crossbar. Muller had
a shot blocked and Friedrich stole the ball off Defoe's feet as he ran
through onto a Rooney pass. Schweinsteiger bounced a shot wide of the
left post. Rooney dived to win a free kick, Lampard's shot was charged
down, Barry was tackled by Lahm as he tried to force his way into the
box and Boateng released Muller in space down the left, Muller switched
play with a pass out wide to Schweinsteiger, Ozil charged forward in
support distracting Johnson, Schweinsteiger ran infield, Schweinsteiger
rolled the ball to Muller and from angle wide right on goal he blasted
the ball into the bottom corner, James parrying it into the net as he
dived in the opposite direction. Another counter attack, another German
goal. Joe Cole's lazy centre was intercepted by Klose who released Ozil
with a magnificent first time crossfield pass, Ozil left Barry for dead,
cut in from the left, poked the ball between Ashley Cole's legs and
Muller smashed in his second and Germany's fourth.

Chasing three goals Capello brought on Heskey for Defoe while his opposite number
substituted Klose and man of the match Muller. The director cut to a
shot of two England fans dressed as RAF Pilots. It's not about the war
you stupid bastards. Neuer denied Gerrard with an excellent save
following good link-up play between Lampard, Barry and Rooney. England's
worst ever defeat at a World Cup finals tournament.

The debate over the use of VT will run and run and the UK are the
victims of their stupidity. The IFAB, the rule makers, which originally
consisted of representatives of the UK Football Associations i.e.
England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland allowed FIFA on board and
now FIFA hold as many votes as the four UK associations. It was the
Welsh and Northern Irish FAs that voted against the use of technology at
an IFAB meeting earlier in the year.

The goal that wasn't a goal will be used to excuse England's performance
but they were a distance second best. As Alan Hansen said :
"I went to the game against Algeria and I thought they (England) were
abysmal. Today they were four levels below that ". Germany could have scored eight. A succession of England coaches have
failed, Capello the most high profile of them all. He made many mistakes
of course and he was undermined by Terry and dressing room mutiny. The
lack of imagination shown by English players is galling. Getting the
ball wide and sending crosses into the box is an archaic tactic and
that's how most England teams play. Where are the one-twos and
triangles? Where is the patient passing which drags players out of
position, where is the intelligent movement? Long-term, short-term,
England are doomed because, as I have said time and time again, the
football played in the EPL is not conducive to success at international
level. It's too fast, too furious, lacking in intelligence, like the
players themselves.

Thomas Muller is the best young midfielder in the World, a player of
extraordinary intelligence. Levels far above Ballack whose absence has
liberated this team.
Attendance : 40,510
Assists : Neuer, Muller, Gerrard, Ozil, Schweinsteiger
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Ashie62
Jun 27 2010 06:54 PM
Re: 2010 World Cup Reports

Good bye England, and good riddance.

A Boy Named Seo
Jun 27 2010 08:44 PM
Re: 2010 World Cup Reports

Nice commentary on FIFA/replays in the Argentina/Mexico recap.

The Second Spitter
Jun 28 2010 08:49 PM
Re: 2010 World Cup Reports

World Cup 2010 Last 16 Day Three

28 June 2010

BRAZIL 3 (Juan 34, Fabiano 38, Robinho 59)
CHILE 0

The only noteworthy effort before the goal came via an unexpected
source, Gilberto Silva, his 25 yard drive drew an athletic save from
Chilean goalkeeper Bravo. Juan headed Brazil into the lead from a Maicon
corner. Barely four minutes later Dunga's Brazil killed off Chilean
hopes with their not so secret trademark weapon - the counter attack.
Maicon whacked the ball out of his own penalty area, Luis Fabiano backed
into a midfielder and headed the ball wide to Robinho, he played in
Kaka' and Luis Fabiano spun onto his glorious first time pass, skipped
over Bravo and tapped into an empty net.
Ramires intercepted a poor header in midfield, ran through the Chile
defence, suddenly changed direction and laid off a pass to Robinho who
curled the ball low first time past Bravo. In injury time Bastos flicked
the ball over the head of a defender, twice (without using an arm),
eased pass another defender as he telegraphed a challenge but shot
hopelessly wide. It would have been a magnificent goal.
I must be the only person who doesn't get Chile or Bielsa. I don't even
think they play great football, they attempt to play great football but
it always breaks down. It's like watching Colombia from the 1990s or
Arsenal.
Attendance : 54,096
Assists : Maicon (ck), Kaka', Ramirez

NETHERLANDS 2 (Robben 18, Sneijder 84)
SLOVAKIA 1 (Vittek 93 Pen)

Robben scored a typical Robben goal after the Dutch won back possession
from a Slovakian throw-in.
Robben chased down Sneijder's pass, drilled inside two players and beat
Mucha with a low shot into the corner. Robben latched onto a hurried
clearance and beat two players before taking ANOTHER shot from distance,
Mucha got down brilliantly well to save. The Slovaks were pinned back on
the resulting corner, Mucha making another great save, point blank from
Van Bommel.
The Slovakians had been a non event going forward then suddenly created
two chances within a minute. Stoch dribbled past Van der Wiel on the
left of the Dutch penalty area before blasting a high shot at goal and
despite a deflection Stekelenburg tipped over. A Slovakian forward
stretched to poke through Durica's pass, with his back to goal Vittek
trapped the ball, turned and shot as the Dutch defenders stood waiting
for offside but it was straight at Stekelenburg, should have been
1-1.The directors missed the build-up to the second goal, concentrating
on showing replays of Skrtel protesting over the award of a free kick.
It was taken quickly, played long upto Kuyt, Kuyt headed over Mucha as
he came off his line and centred for Sneijder to tap into an empty net.
Stekelenburg dived for the ball from a deflected shot, didn't get near
it, Jakubko touched it past him, hooked his right leg under the
goalkeepers left arm and won a cheap penalty. Vittek scored and the ref
blew for full time.
Attendance : 61,962
Assists : Sneijder, Kuyt, Jakubko (won pen)
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The Second Spitter
Jun 29 2010 08:19 PM
Re: 2010 World Cup Reports

Last 16 Day Four

29 June 2010

SPAIN 1 (Villa 63)
PORTUGAL 0

Spain kicked-off, 57 seconds and 15 passes later Torres cut in from the
left and gave Eduardo a fright with a hugely ambitious shot. His strike
partner also tested Eduardo from distance. Unlike that clown Ricardo,
Eduardo is an excellent goalkeeper. Five minute later, same thing, Villa
from the left, Eduardo saved, this joke is getting old. Despite Spain's
dominance it was Portugal who had the best chance of the half. The
fabulous Coentrao backheeled a pass into Meireles who played an angled
ball inside two defenders to Tiago, Casillas spilled his shot high in
the air and Almeida was too slow and too weak when challenging for the
ball with the net gaping. Seven minutes Casillas he fumbled a Ronaldo
free kick and the Spanish scrambled clear. The awful Almeida missed
another glorious chance, heading a fantastic Meireles cross wide of the
right post.
Unfortunately for Portugal the chances kept falling to the wretched
Almeida, he surged past Pique on the left, turned inside him, played an
awful centre towards Ronaldo, the ball came off Bam Bam Puyol's knee and
bounced wide of the right post. Llorente replaced the hopeless Torres
and gave Spain's limp attack a doze of Viagra. He launched himself at
Ramos' inswinging cross only to be denied by a miraculous point blank
save. Two minutes later Villa broke the deadlock after Ronaldo gave the
ball away with a lazy pass out of defence. Three of Barca contingent
were involved, Xavi backheeled Iniesta's pass to Villa as the Portuguese
appealed for offside, Villa's initial effort was saved but even the
incredible Eduardo was helpless on the rebound. Eduardo made fantastic
saves from Ramos and Llorente. Capdevilla feigned injury when Costa beat
him to a cross, he fell clutching his face, implying he had been elbowed
and the weak referee, Argentinean Baldassi, showed Costa a red. There
was no contact whatsoever. The talk about the wide distant angle is
ridiculous, of course it looks like he made contact from afar, that's
not really the point. Capdevilla cheated to get an opponent sent off and
he's the second Spanish player at this tournament to do that.
Poor Ronaldo, poor Portugal, neutered by the defensive minded coward
Queiroz. Forget about the so called golden generation, this is the best
Portuguese squad of the past 20 years. The goalkeeper is great,
the defence is great, Meireles and Ronaldo - wonderful players. I'm not
sure who will coach them post Queiroz but once that defensive
straightjacket is lifted they have the potential to be one of the top
sides in Europe.
As for Spain. Typical Spain. I've never been a fan of tiki-taka and the
diving and playacting in La Liga is endemic. Through via an offside
goal, through via the ref only whistling one way and also through after
the shameless feigning of injury cheated their opponents out of a
player. They were the better side by a mile but only after they scored.
Paraguay are the South American Portugal without anywhere near the
talent. They'll be playing for penalties.
Attendance : 62,955
Assists : n/a

PARAGUAY 0
JAPAN 0

Barrios turned onto a pass ala Bergkamp but Japan's Kawashima cut the
angle and saved with his feet. A minute of so later Matsui ran onto a
loose ball and clipped the top of the crossbar with a brilliant first
time shot. One season wonder Santa Cruz wasted the clearest chance after
a ball fell to him from a corner. Honda sliced wide from the edge of the
box from a Japanese counter attack.
Four minutes from time match-point Japan. Honda held up a ball on the
left, Tamada took it off him, surged forward, lost possession but the
deflection was kind to Okazaki, he played an outrageous backheel through
the legs of a defender, Tamada only had to square the ball and it was
1-0 but he overhit the pass.
PENALTY SHOOT-OUT
Barreto - low, bottom right, Kawashima almost makes it
Endo - top left with pace, perfect penalty
Barrios - exactly the same as Barreto
Hasebe - again similar to his team-mates penalty, not as high
Riveros - just right of centre, poor penalty but Kawashima went the
wrong way
Komano - was shitting himself and it told, struck the crossbar, a bit
unlucky
Valdez - left of centre, hard, in off the underside of the crossbar.
Looks like a shirt lifter
Honda - nonchalant penalty, sends Villar the wrong way. A class above
every player on the pitch
Cardozo - casually walks to the ball, Kawashima dives left, the ball
rolls into the bottom right corner
Terrible match but as ever Davids was magnificent on analysis. He's
absolutely hilarious and has ten times the charisma of Seedorf who
offers little on the BBC. ITV's Jim Beglin mocked my claim of Japan's
mastery of the Jubulani after the blown penalty, ignoring the fact that
it was a penalty which is more mental than technique but in any case at
least someone has been reading and picking up on my comments.
Attendance : 36,742
Assists : n/a
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The Second Spitter
Jul 02 2010 10:12 PM
Re: 2010 World Cup Reports

Quarter-Finals Day One

2 June 2010

URUGUAY 1 (Forlan 55)
GHANA 1 (Muntari 45)

Uruguay were on top from the start but failed to create many clear cut
chances. The Ghana defence let a throw-in bounce in the box, Suarez
struck a brilliant half volley which was matched by a spectacular (Kofi)
Kingson fingertip save. Vorsah got above Lugano to meet Muntari's corner
with a thumping header, just wide of the top left corner. The Ghanaians
broke after Suarez fell under a challenge and waited in vain for a free
kick, Boateng flicked the ball past Victorino as he dived in with a
tackle and beat three defenders with a fantastic centre but not
surprisingly the woeful Gyan shot wide of the right post. Scotti
replaced Lugano who was injured when a Ghanaian fell on him. Fucile
almost broke his neck, landing headfirst when challenging Inkoom for a
cross. Inkoom lost his marker on a throw-in, crossed and Boateng flashed
a scissor kick over the bar. In first half injury time Muntari turned
onto a pass from Gyan and let rip with a fantastic low shot from 35
yards into the bottom right corner. The ref blew for half time as the
Ghanaians celebrated.
Pantsil swept Fucile to concede a free kick way out wide left of the
box, Forlan curled the ball up and above the wall and into the top right
corner, FANTASTIC goal. Suarez blew two chances to finish of Ghana in
normal time. Forlan controlled Vorsah's poor defensive header, ran wide
and whipped a brilliant cross to the back post but Suarez was off
target. Suarez exchanged passes with Fucile from a throw-in, Fucile
passed to Lodeiro, he poked the ball through to Suarez but he blasted
straight at Kingson at his near post.
Uruguay were jobbed out of a penalty when Pantsil floored Abreu, on for
the disappointing Cavani, with a clumsy challenge. Scotti almost put the
ball into his own net when trying to clear from Gyan. Fucile headed a
Pantsil throw-in across his own goal but Boateng headed wide. Muslera
made a brilliant save at his near post to keep out a deflected Boateng
cross. Adiyiah went down under no contact whatsoever to win an extremely
charitable free kick, 17 seconds from the end of the second period of
extra time. Those 17 seconds are among the most dramatic in World Cup
history. Boateng headed on Pantsil's free kick, Muslera just beat Mensah
to the ball, punching it away but only as far as Appiah, his shot was
blocked on the line by Suarez, Adiyiah threw himself at the rebound, his
header was spiked off the line by Suarez, Muslera caught the ball, the
ref whistled, showed Suarez red and pointed to the spot. Gyan smashed
the penalty against the crossbar and Suarez celebrated as he walked off
the pitch and the ref whistled again - for penalties.
PENALTY SHOOT-OUT
At the Ghana end
Forlan - right of centre, Kingson dives in the opposite direction
Gyan - he showed big balls to take this, high into the top right corner
Victorino - blasted into the top left corner, brilliant penalty
Appiah - hammered high into the top left corner, Muslera almost got a touch
Scotti - Awful penalty, central but Kingson dived early to his left
Mensah - Awful, weak penalty, just right of centre, easily saved
Maxi Pereira - OMG, shocking penalty, into outer space, it just came
down and took out my satellite dish
Adiyiah - Another poor penalty, right of centre, Muslera gets one hand
to the ball and stops it
Abreu - PANENKA! Chipped straight down the middle, AMAZING penalty
Uruguay win 4-2 on penalties.
Attendance : 84,017
Red Card : Suarez 120 (Uruguay)
Assists : Gyan, Fucile (won fk)

NETHERLANDS 2 (Melo 53 og, Sneijder 68)
BRAZIL 1 (Robinho 10)

Standing on the centre circle Melo played a pass through a huge gap
between the Dutch centrebacks and Robinho ran onto the ball and shot
wide of Stekelenburg. Ridiculously easy goal, awful defending. The Dutch
failed to clear a corner, Alves turned Kuyt inside out twice before
firing in a low centre which Juan blazed over the bar. Robinho chased
down a ball and held off De Jong and van der Wiel, Luis Fabiano
backheeled his pass to Kaka' and his curling shot was superbly saved by
Stekelenburg. Brazil almost recreated Carlos Alberto's legendary goal
against Italy with a sweeping move, Maicon had the last shot but was
denied by more Stekelenburg brilliance.
The Dutch won a free kick way out wide on the left wing, Robben played
the ball to Sneijder, he drove in a cross, Julio Cesar flapped and
Felipe Melo headed into his own net. Kuyt ran forward to flick on a
Robben corner and Sneijder, one of the smallest players on the pitch,
jumped to head the ball past a motionless Brazilian defence. Felipe
Melo tripped Robben then stamped on the back of his left knee. The
Japanese referee ran over and showed him a red card. Fortunately Robben
wasn't hurt. Van Persie held up a Sneijder pass, tried to turn Juan but
couldn't shake him, Sneijder took the ball off him and struck a tame
first time shot at Inter team-mate Julio Cesar. Kaka' should have drawn
Brazil level a minute later but didn't have enough pace to beat Ooijer
whose deflected the ball out for a corner.
An inexplicable defensive collapse by Brazil. They never recovered from
the first goal, let alone the second. The Kaka' lead counter attack was
a key weapon in Dunga's Brazil side but injuries have robbed Kaka' of
the pace that made his so lethal on the break and there was no
alternative, which is why Dunga will come in for criticism, not that it
matters as he quit hours later.
Attendance : 40,186
Red Card : Felipe Melo 73 (Brazil)
Assists : Felipe Melo, n/a, Kuyt
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The Second Spitter
Jul 03 2010 10:27 PM
Re: 2010 World Cup Reports

Quarter-Finals Day Two

3 July 2010

ARGENTINA 0
GERMANY 4 (Muller 3, Klose 67, Friedrich 74, Klose 89)

Argentina's crap defence faced it's first real test of the tournament
and we got confirmation that their defence was indeed crap. Muller
easily lost his marker, Otamendi, to head in Schweinsteiger's free kick.
Germany were stringing passes together on the left, Heinze threw himself
at the ball to intercept a pass, got a feint touch but straight into
traffic, Muller burst into the box and pulled the ball back to Klose who
blazed over, bad miss. Higuain pleaded with the ref, Irmatov, to show
Muller a yellow for handball after he intercepted from Messi, who
handled the ball himself on the same play. It means Muller misses the
next match which is of course a huge blow but may give an opportunity to
the player that was once Germany's big hope before the sudden explosion
of talent - Toni Kroos.
Charlize Theron was in the stands and judging by the glum look on her
beautiful face was rooting for Argentina. Angela Merkel was in the
stands as well but let's face it, no one wants to fuck her.
Argentina bossed most of the second half, without troubled Neuer. The
Germans rediscovered how to the pass the ball and scored a second.
Boateng passed to Khedira then ran back into defence, Khedira ran past
Messi and played a ball into Muller, despite falling under a Demichelis
challenge Muller poked the ball through to Podolski and Klose tapped his
centre into an empty net. Ozil played a corner short to Schweinsteiger,
they exchanged passes again, Schweinsteiger took up a better angle
before slaloming his way between Di Mari and Pastore as he cut into the
box, feigned to pass then dribbled outside Higuain before finally pulled
the ball back for Friedrich to slide home #3. Brilliant. Argentina were
destroyed on a counter attack. Heinze dived in to tackle Schweinsteiger
and deflected the ball to Ozil, he played a delayed one-two with
Podolski, collected the striker's return ball after making an
overlapping run, Klose called for the cross, Ozil obliged and Klose
volleyed low past Romero. Klose's 14th World Cup goal which ties him
with Gerd Muller and puts him one behind Ronaldo. Klose was quick to pay
tribute to Muller :
"I do have 14 goals now like Gerd Mueller but Mueller played at only two
World Cups and this is already my third. That's why the comparison is
unfair.". Classy.
This match should end the tiresome debates comparing Messi with
Maradona, for now at least. Messi has been just as big a flop as Rooney
and Ronaldo. Modern players cannot handle man to man marking, they're a
class below the true greats.
I had to leave home and listened to the last 10 minutes on the radio.
Carlton Palmer, of all people, made a brilliant point. He said 'England
need to copy Germany, in how their clubs are run with fans getting a
say, in how they develop their players, in how they play the game. We
need to copy Germany' - words to that effect.
Attendance : 64,100
Assists : Schweinsteiger (fk), Podolski, Schweinsteiger, Ozil

PARAGUAY 0
SPAIN 1 (Villa 83)

The throw in has been a major weapon at this World Cup. Paraguay won one
deep in their own half and broke quickly, spreading the play out wide to
Morel who was in acres of space down the left, his superb cross was just
missed by Santana. Paraguay had a goal ruled out for offside, presumably
because Cardozo was adjudged to be interfering with play. Spain keep
getting the calls. Valdez, who is an appalling footballer, wasted a
glorious chance in first half injury time from a lightning Paraguay
counter attack. Alcaraz played the ball out of defence, Cardozo's back
heel sent Valdez away, he stepped inside Puyol but shot high and wide,
awful finish.
Pique yanked hard on Cardozo's left arm with both hands when defending a
corner, eventually bringing him down - penalty. Cardozo looked like a
dead man walking and it was no surprise when his poor penalty was saved
by Casillas. A minute or so later a quickly taken free kick released
Villa, Alcaraz put an arm on his right shoulder and the dirty little
cheat took a superman dive to win a penalty. Xabi Alonso blasted the
ball into the left corner but the ref made him re-take for encroachment.
The Spanish encroached again, Villar dived right to save then scrambled
to his feet and FLOORED Fabregas, Ramos hammered the ball goalwards but
Da Silva cleared off the line. Amazing. The penalty incidents gave Spain
a jolt and they suddenly sprang to life. Fabregas found his future
Barcelona team-mate (he's far too good to stay at a club like Arsenal)
on the left of the box, he curled a shot towards the top right corner
drawing a highlight reel save from Villar. On 83 minutes it finally
clicked. Fabregas played Iniesta's pass into Xavi, who backheeled the
ball into Iniesta as he spun away from his marker, Iniesta burst two
tackles, played a blind pass to his right, Pedro's shot came off the
left post, Villa's went in off the right. Casillas fumbled a speculative
shot, Santa Cruz bore down on the rebound but shot straight at the Real
Madrid 'keeper. Villa should have scored a second on an immediate break
but his tired shot was easily saved.
Attendance : 55,359
Assists : n/a
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The Second Spitter
Jul 06 2010 08:09 PM
Re: 2010 World Cup Reports

Semi-Finals Day One

6 July 2010
URUGUAY 2 (Forlan 41, Maxi Pereira 92)
NETHERLANDS 3 (Van Bronckhorst 18, Sneijder 70, Robben 73)

There was an early chance for Kuyt after Muslera punched a Sneijder
cross straight to him but he was way off target. Van Bommel ran at
Gargano, jumped in the air and drove his left foot at the midfielders
left knee, an appalling foul. He should have been shown six red cards in
addition to the six yellows he should have got against Brazil. I wonder
if FIFA will take action as the ref missed it. I wouldn't bet on it.
Gargano got straight up. He's a f*cking hero. Holland's captain broke
the deadlock with a sensational goal, a rocket shot from miles out on
the left flank into the top right corner. There was a flashpoint in the
26th minute. The Dutch were defending a corner, Caceres attempted a
dangerous overhead kick as De Zeeuw jumped to head clear, taking the
full force of the defenders right boot straight to his mouth and landed
very hard. Sneijder ran over and pushed Caceres in the face. Caceres was
booked for dangerous play and Sneijder for the push. He was lucky the
ref was in a lenient mood. The game was a lot like many other involving
the Dutch in this tournament, the goal and boot to the face aside, dull,
then suddenly Uruguay equalised. As Forlan tuned onto a ball he feigned
to shoot, taking out two defenders, he changed direction and let rip
with a brilliant left foot shot which went straight through
Stekelenburg's hands. He should have saved it but it was a fantastic
strike nonetheless.
Forlan brought a dull second half to life with an excellent free kick,
this time Stekelenburg made no mistake, flying across goal to push the
ball out for a throw-in. Van Persie, who has had a poor tournament,
pulled down a longball and laid off a pass to Van der Vaart, who took a
touch before blasting low towards the bottom corner, forcing Muslera
into one of the saves of the tournament, Robben ballooned the rebounded
high over the bar. Gargano overran a ball, as Van Bommel came into to
challenge him, he jumped in with a forearm to the face, sending him
crashing to the turf, the ref did nothing, at least he was consistent,
but Gargano lost possession and Boulahrouz passed to Van der Vaart who
neatly turned his marker before giving the ball to Sneijder, Sneijder
spread the play wide to Robben, Robben dribbled past three players as he
ran infield then gave the ball back to Van der Vaart who overhit a pass
into Van Persie but he wriggled away from his markers and tried to play
in Kuyt, who was in space on the left, Sneijder intercepted, took the
ball onto his right foot, shot, the ball deflected off first Maxi
Pereira then Victorino, past Van Persie (offside but not 'interfering'
with play) and in off the post. If the Netherlands's first two goals
were fortunate the third was pure footballing brilliance and came from
ANOTHER throw-in, one of the most lethal weapons at this World Cup. The
Dutch patiently spread the play from the right wing to the left, Kuyt
lifted a cross into the box and Robben connected with a firm flick
header into the bottom left corner. Robben blew an easy chance to score
a fourth on the break. Forlan had been substituted on 84 minutes, with
view to more goals in the 3rd place play off, but the Uruguayans had an
another trick up their sleeve after Van Bommel, who else, gave away a
free kick. As Gargano, who has a torturous shot from distance, began to
run at the ball Maxi Pereira ran forward onto his pass and curled a shot
into the bottom left corner. Brilliant goal.
A fantastic game of football. The Dutch were, overall, worthy winners
though Van Bommel should have been red carded on 18 minutes. They need
to watch their discipline in the final, Irmatov was extremely lenient in
this match.
Uruguay, this tiny population who were the sports first superpower, have
a very bright future. Even though Forlan will be hard to replace Suarez,
Cavani (who didn't do himself justice), Muslera, Gargano, Godin and
Fucile will be around for a long time.
Attendance : 62,479
Assists : n/a, Gargano, n/a, Kuyt, Gargano
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The Second Spitter
Jul 07 2010 08:31 PM
Re: 2010 World Cup Reports

Semi-Finals Day 2

7 July 2010

GERMANY 0
SPAIN 1 (Puyol 73)

Villa almost gave Spain the perfect start when he stretched to meet
Pedro through ball, Neuer had his hands ready but missed the ball
completely, it bounced off his left shin and out to Podolski. Spain
worked a short corner, Iniesta swung a fantastic cross into the box, Bam
Bam Puyol connected with a spectacular diving header but was a foot
over. Ramos stamped on the top of Podolski's left foot. The ref, Viktor
Kassai, saw it and of course did nothing. Trochowski, wrongly picked
ahead of Kroos, had Germany's first shot on target, a grasscutter from
30 yards which Casillas parried for a corner. In first half injury time
Klose turned Puyol and released Ozil, Ramos clipped him on the edge of
the box, he went down inside it, no penalty. It should have been a free
kick and a (second) yellow for Ramos.
Kroos replaced Trochowski on the hour mark and unfortunately for Germany
his first touch was also Germany's best chance, a volley straight at
Casillas. Spain were much improved in the second half but most of their
'chances' consisted of shots from the edge of the box. After all their
pointless tikki-takki they scored from a corner, Bam Bam Puyol with a
bullet header from a Xavi cross. Pedro should have finished Germany off
on the break but for some bizarre decided to skin Friedrich twice, on
the second occasion the defender got a touch with Torres unmarked in the
centre. Torres was guilty of the same mistake four minutes later and
once again it was Friedrich who got in a tackle with two Spaniards
waiting in support.
An awful match. Germany failed to get their counter attacking game
going, Schweinsteiger was so deep he wasn't able to support the others
breaking forward which makes Trochowski's selection all the more
perplexing. The third place play-off should give chances for Klose and
Muller to finish as top scorers, and Forlan if he's fit. As for Spain
this was trademark tikki-takki - boring, pointless, aimless possession,
lots of square passing.
There will be a new name on the Jules Rimet trophy this Sunday. The game
will be contested between the dirtiest teams in the tournament. The
Dutch, with leg breaker Van Bommel and diver Robben and the Spanish with
'dirty' David Villa, Pedro and a host of other play-actors and divers.
Hopefully the referee will be quick to stamp out any shenanigans and
hopefully the Dutch will win.
Attendance : 60,960
Assist : Xavi
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The Second Spitter
Jul 11 2010 09:54 PM
Re: 2010 World Cup Reports

I didn't post the review of the 3rd place match because it had content I considered to be offensive to members of CPF -- if you really want to read it, you can find it here

World Cup Final
11 July 2010

NETHERLANDS 0
SPAIN 1 (Iniesta 116)

The Dutch made a nervous start. Stekelenburg made a fantastic fifth
minute save from Ramos, who met a Xavi free kick with a superb diving
header. Ramos forced a corner, Xavi played it short to Xabi Alonso, he
curled a great cross to the back post, Villa shaped to volley but
crashed the ball into the side netting. Van Persie was the first of many
players to be booked for a late sliding tackle on Capdevilla who
screamed like a girl, clutched his knee then put his hands over his
face. Puyol quickly followed him in the book for a foul from behind. Van
Bommel showed them how it's done when he jumped into Iniesta and took
out his trailing leg. Ramos' challenge, he was booked for catching Kuyt
late, was tame in comparison. Nigel De Jong should have been sent off,
jailed and bummed for jumping into Xabi Alonso and driving his right
foot straight into his chest. He only got a yellow, Webb showing he had
clearly lost control. Sneijder was the second Dutch player who should
have been sent off, he went for a 50-50 ball with Busquets only he
forget to attack the ball and instead jumped in the air and raked his
studs down the inside of the Barcelona midfielder's left knee.
At the end of the first half Robben drew a great save from Casillas.
Just past the hour mark Robben blew the clearest chance of the game.
Sneijder threaded a pass between two defenders, Robben stayed onside,
waited an age for Casillas to commit, tried to place the ball into the
corner but Casillas saved with his feet, why didn't he go round? Navas,
on for Pedro, fired in a centre which deflected off Heitinga to Villa
and as he shot Heitinga, still on the turf, planted down his left arm
then swung his legs to kick clear, fantastic block. Ramos missed a free
header from a corner and Robben blew another one vs one. Van Persie
headed on a longball out of defence, Robben ran between Puyol and Pique,
kept his balance as Puyol fouled him, tried to round Casillas but the
ball was too close to the 'keeper and he saved.
Xavi dived in the box looking for a penalty. Iniesta played a ball
inside Heitinga to release Fabregas who bore down on goal but was denied
by a brilliant Stekelenburg save. The Dutch went downfield and won a
corner, Casillas flapped at the ball but Mathijsen headed over. Van
Bronckhorst deflected a Navas effort wide of the right post. Iniesta
dived under minimal contact to get Heitinga a second yellow. Elia was
sandwiched on the edge of the Spain box and while the Dutch protested
over the non award of a free kick the Spanish broke, lost the ball and
quickly got it back, Navas played wide left to Torres, he crossed,
Fabregas seized on Van der Vart's half arsed clearance and slipped in
Iniesta who flicked up the ball before blasting a half volley into the
bottom left corner. Torres blew him hamstring just before the full time
whistle. Don't expect to see him at the Euros or next World Cup. He's
finished.
The Dutch employed a new tactic to combat Spain's tedious passing game -
MMA and it worked. Webb could have shown two reds in the first half but
bottled every big decision, maybe he read the Facebook message I sent
highlighting Spanish previous transgressions in this World Cup.
I hope Arjen Robben doesn't sleep easy tonight because he cost his team
the World Cup.
Spain bent the rules to get to the final and were a penalty kick away
from a quarter-final exit but they showed the mental resilience the best
team (on paper) Brazil, lacked. I have no time for their tikki-takki
style. They now use it as a defensive tactic, passing square to draw
fouls (and cards) from the opposition. It will become a career
shortener. From here on in teams will simply follow the Dutch model and
kick lumps out of them and that's the price they'll pay for diving and
playacting.
Horrible end to what was ultimately a horrible World Cup.
Attendance : 84,490
Red Card : Heitinga 109 (Netherlands)
Assist : Fabregas

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