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Last 16 Day Two
26 June 2010
ARGENTINA 3 (Tevez 26, Higuain 33, Tevez 52) MEXICO 1 (Hernandez 71) Salcido hit the crossbar with a sensational 35 yard strike. As the debate over Lampard 2010 raged on Argentina took the lead with an illegitimate goal. Tevez ran onto a through ball and into Mexican goalkeeper Perez, who is about an inch taller than him, Messi lobbed the ball goalwards, Tevez, standing two yards offside, headed in. The Mexican's surrounded the linesman Ayroldi, pointing to the giant screens in the stadium which showed Tevez was offside but of course Rosetti's hands were tied. No doubt FIFA's response will be to ban replays in stadiums. That's the best course of action, bury your head in the sand.
Osorio underhit a square pass across his box, Higuain intercepted, Osorio jumped on his back, but he rode the challenge, dragged the ball back, rounded Perez and tapped into an empty net. Tevez was trying to play in a team-mate on the overlap (Otamendi?) but kicked the ball into two defenders, he quickly turned onto the rebound and unleashed an extraordinary foot shot which tore into the top right corner, best long range goal of the tournament. Manchester United new boy Javier Hernandez bagged a brilliant consolation goal. With his back to play inside the D he spun onto Torrado's pass, with a fabulous first touch took the ball away from Demichelis then thumped into the top left corner. Argentina showed very little ambition to attack after going 3-0 up. They still haven't been tested, their goalkeeper is crap. Still no goals for Messi. He'll have to turn it on against Germany otherwise Argentina are going home. Attendance : 84,377 Assists : Messi, n/a, n/a, Torrado
GERMANY 4 (Klose 20, Podolski 32, Muller 67, Muller 70) ENGLAND 1 (Upson 37) Schweinsteiger released Ozil with a glorious ball over the top of a square English defence, Cole prevented him from cutting inside but he managed to shoot nonetheless, drawing a good save from James. Neuer hit a booming goalkick deep into the England half, Klose ran straight through the middle, held off Upson and poked the ball into the bottom corner as James advanced off his line. His 50th Germany goal. The German's fashioned another chance minutes later from a throw-in. Lahm passed to Muller, who played a one-two with Khedira, running onto his backheel, he drifted infield and threading a reverse pass through Terry's legs, Klose angled his run between Johnson and Terry to stay onside but James dived at his feet to kick clear. Beautiful football.
England won a throw-in, Cole hurled the ball at Upson who hit a caveman longball out of defence, straight to Mertesacker, he passed to Lahm, Lahm to Khedira, Khedira into Muller, Muller drove a pass into Ozil as he spun around Ashley Cole, Klose lobbed a first time pass over Upson's head, Muller ran though, lobbed the ball over Johnson to Podolski out wide left, he took a touch before shooting between James' legs into the bottom right corner. Another marvellously crafted goal. England responded with Lampard throwing himself at a low Milner centre but Neuer blocked and Lahm cleared.
The German response was swift, Klose forced a corner then a subsequent save from James. England won a corner and played it short, Milner feigned to cross before giving Gerrard a reverse pass, Gerrard crossed and Upson leapt in the air, closed his eyes and the ball dropped over Neuer. 2-1. Within a minute we witnessed what will surely go down in history/infamy as one of the most controversial non-calls of all time. England recovered the ball from kick-off, Milner passed into Defoe, as he was tackled the ball fell to Lampard who took a touch before lobbing over Neuer, Neuer dived to catch the ball from 2 yards inside the goal, no goal. 1966 and all that in reverse. Neuer immediately booted the ball downfield, Klose held it up while waiting for support which arrived quickly, Muller's cross should have been cleared by Upson but he gave the ball straight back to the Germans, Muller headed across to Ozil, he feigned to shoot, rolled the ball back to Podolski and his drive flashed wide of the right post.
Lampard slammed a free kick against the top of the crossbar. Muller had a shot blocked and Friedrich stole the ball off Defoe's feet as he ran through onto a Rooney pass. Schweinsteiger bounced a shot wide of the left post. Rooney dived to win a free kick, Lampard's shot was charged down, Barry was tackled by Lahm as he tried to force his way into the box and Boateng released Muller in space down the left, Muller switched play with a pass out wide to Schweinsteiger, Ozil charged forward in support distracting Johnson, Schweinsteiger ran infield, Schweinsteiger rolled the ball to Muller and from angle wide right on goal he blasted the ball into the bottom corner, James parrying it into the net as he dived in the opposite direction. Another counter attack, another German goal. Joe Cole's lazy centre was intercepted by Klose who released Ozil with a magnificent first time crossfield pass, Ozil left Barry for dead, cut in from the left, poked the ball between Ashley Cole's legs and Muller smashed in his second and Germany's fourth.
Chasing three goals Capello brought on Heskey for Defoe while his opposite number substituted Klose and man of the match Muller. The director cut to a shot of two England fans dressed as RAF Pilots. It's not about the war you stupid bastards. Neuer denied Gerrard with an excellent save following good link-up play between Lampard, Barry and Rooney. England's worst ever defeat at a World Cup finals tournament.
The debate over the use of VT will run and run and the UK are the victims of their stupidity. The IFAB, the rule makers, which originally consisted of representatives of the UK Football Associations i.e. England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland allowed FIFA on board and now FIFA hold as many votes as the four UK associations. It was the Welsh and Northern Irish FAs that voted against the use of technology at an IFAB meeting earlier in the year.
The goal that wasn't a goal will be used to excuse England's performance but they were a distance second best. As Alan Hansen said : "I went to the game against Algeria and I thought they (England) were abysmal. Today they were four levels below that ". Germany could have scored eight. A succession of England coaches have failed, Capello the most high profile of them all. He made many mistakes of course and he was undermined by Terry and dressing room mutiny. The lack of imagination shown by English players is galling. Getting the ball wide and sending crosses into the box is an archaic tactic and that's how most England teams play. Where are the one-twos and triangles? Where is the patient passing which drags players out of position, where is the intelligent movement? Long-term, short-term, England are doomed because, as I have said time and time again, the football played in the EPL is not conducive to success at international level. It's too fast, too furious, lacking in intelligence, like the players themselves.
Thomas Muller is the best young midfielder in the World, a player of extraordinary intelligence. Levels far above Ballack whose absence has liberated this team. Attendance : 40,510 Assists : Neuer, Muller, Gerrard, Ozil, Schweinsteiger --- Courtesy http://www.soccer-europe.com
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