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Can Geico really save you 15% in 15 minutes?

Frayed Knot Jul 07 2010 06:10 PM

... Does Gary Cohen think Orlando Cabrera is a winner? [followed by a lengthy montage of Gary talking up O.C.] Write your own Mets-related Geico commercial in the 'Does Charlie Daniels play a mean fiddle?' style.

themetfairy Jul 07 2010 06:28 PM Re: Can Geico really save you 15% in 15 minutes?

Does Keith Hernandez love keeping a scorecard in all the colors of the rainbow? [Cut to a shot of Keith and all of his markers, preferably during an extra-innings game]

G-Fafif Jul 07 2010 08:18 PM Re: Can Geico really save you 15% in 15 minutes?

Is Fernando Nieve really still on the New York Mets? [Cue security hassling Nieve for ID while his teammates walk into the clubhouse unmolested.]

Gwreck Jul 07 2010 09:02 PM Re: Can Geico really save you 15% in 15 minutes?

Does Jerry Manuel have no clue how to manage a bullpen? [cut to montage of Jerry running out of dugout signaling to the pen, and then shots of Nieve giving up homers, Rodriguez blowing save, etc.]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jul 07 2010 10:12 PM Re: Can Geico really save you 15% in 15 minutes?

Is Pedro Feliciano pitching today? [Cut to shot of bear shitting in woods... then walking a pair of light-hitting squirrels before giving way to another, more demonstrative bear in goggles.]

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jul 08 2010 05:50 AM Re: Can Geico really save you 15% in 15 minutes?

Can Charlie Daniels engage in borderline retarded political discourse? (cue to him reading aloud from his blog). [url]http://www.charliedaniels.com/soapbox-2010/soapbox-2010-main.htm

Edgy DC Jul 08 2010 07:07 AM Re: Can Geico really save you 15% in 15 minutes?

Now why'd you have to go and do that? For the first time in my life, I am seriously worried about the future of the United States of America, and not just about the wars we're fighting, the economic and ecological disasters we're currently going through, the shrinking dollar or swelling entitlement rolls. While the combination of the aforementioned are definitely sources of deep worry for me, they are only symptoms of an even a deeper and darker reason for my anxiety, and that is the bottomless precipice the U.S.A. keeps inching closer to. That's the way you do it, son. Seriously, Charlie, "bottomless precipice"?

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jul 08 2010 03:32 PM Re: Can Geico really save you 15% in 15 minutes?

Country on the precipice, run boys, run! (Fiddlefiddlefiddle, fiddlefiddlefiddle) Global warming is a big fick-shun! (More righteous fiddlin') Teens are fornicatin', browns at the doh'! (More, vaguely xenophobic fiddlin') Abortions handed out by married 'mos! (Whirlwind of fiddle, ending in hootenanny of cleansing fire)

Zvon Jul 08 2010 04:29 PM Re: Can Geico really save you 15% in 15 minutes?

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jul 08 2010 05:54 PM Re: Can Geico really save you 15% in 15 minutes?

Lunchpail is asking me why I'm laughing so hard. That Charlie Daniels stuff is Gold.

TheOldMole Jul 08 2010 08:08 PM Re: Can Geico really save you 15% in 15 minutes?

The last line of my Charlie Daniels entry in The New Country Music Encyclopedia: A 'Simple man'? Simpleton is more like it.