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They Are Truly the Florida Morons

G-Fafif Jul 27 2010 06:25 AM

Home plate Bacchanalia claims another victim Excessive celebration after a dramatic walk-off win has proven costly for the Marlins. During the elation in the aftermath of the Marlins' 5-4 win over the Braves in 11 innings Sunday afternoon at Sun Life Stadium, Chris Coghlan was injured while attempting to smash a shaving-cream pie in the face of Wes Helms, who delivered the walk-off single. After the Marlins edged the Giants, 4-3, on Monday night at AT&T Park, the club announced Coghlan was going on the disabled list with a torn meniscus to his left knee. If surgery is required, the team's starting left fielder and leadoff batter will be out six to eight weeks. .

Ceetar Jul 27 2010 06:32 AM Re: They Are Truly the Florida Morons

hehheheheheheehe

Benjamin Grimm Jul 27 2010 06:44 AM Re: They Are Truly the Florida Morons

He injured his knee while pushing a shaving cream pie into somebody's face? He definitely has to work on his technique. Is Mackey Shillstone still around?

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jul 27 2010 06:51 AM Re: They Are Truly the Florida Morons

That Wes Helms... she is elusive prey, she is. The bitch mother of the postgame seas.

seawolf17 Jul 27 2010 07:54 AM Re: They Are Truly the Florida Morons

Benjamin Grimm wrote: He injured his knee while pushing a shaving cream pie into somebody's face? That is the stupidest injury in the history of injuries.

Edgy DC Jul 27 2010 08:12 AM Re: They Are Truly the Florida Morons

The cream pie thing needs to go.

Centerfield Jul 27 2010 10:14 AM Re: They Are Truly the Florida Morons

The Mets are brilliant. Avoiding this kind of injury by staying away from walk-off wins.

Valadius Jul 27 2010 09:08 PM Re: They Are Truly the Florida Morons

The whole cream-pie schtick is so early 20th century. You think they would have come up with something else by now.

Nymr83 Jul 27 2010 09:20 PM Re: They Are Truly the Florida Morons

you'd think they'd fimd a way not to get hurt celebrating after that guy in anaheim