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Futbol '10

The Second Spitter Jul 15 2010 06:57 PM

Henry is a Red Bull Now metirish can show him the Bronx.

Willets Point Jul 15 2010 07:04 PM Re: Futbol '10

New York Hand Bull.

Willets Point Jul 20 2010 08:27 AM Re: Futbol '10

Going to see Football at Fenway tomorrow night, Celtic FC vs. Sporting Clube de Portugal. One team is identified with Irish nationalism and the other is Portuguese, I don't know who they expect to attract to this game from Boston. Sarcasm-aside, which players on these two clubs I should be watching as I don't recognize any names?

metirish Jul 20 2010 08:52 AM Re: Futbol '10

Both clubs are a shadow of their former selves. Celtic play in a league where they and rivals Rangers are the biggest clubs by far and both would love nothing more than to move to the EPL, there was some semi serious talk about that a few years ago but it's not going to happen. It's all about TV money and in Scotland it's paltry compared to the EPL, thus they trawl the world for bargains hoping to strike gold with some players. Rangers are so broke they haven't bought a player since 2008. Sporting Lisbon are one of the great old teams of Europe , both they and Celtic have very similar color schemes with green being dominant. Celtic should have a few Irish internationals with them , Aiden McGeady, Darren O'Day and Daryl Murphy. Greek international Georgios Samaras is one you might remember from the WC , not sure what players are in the traveling squad though. The manager is Neil Lennon who was forced to quit playing for Northern Ireland because as a catholic he was not what the fan base wanted , he was abused by the home fans something terrible , attacked in the streets at one point.

The Second Spitter Jul 20 2010 09:00 AM Re: Futbol '10

Both wear very distinctive, yet identical jerseys. Sporting - I think they recently sold Moutinho who was their franchise player and replaced him with a Chiliean dude called Jaime Valdes who's had good scouting reports. Other than that, Djalo and Maniche come to mind (although the latter is now past his best). They also have a Montenegrin player who's meant to be quite good, although his name escapes me. Celtic - Samaras and Fortune were their top-scorer last year, although I seriously doubt the former will play because due to WC exertions.

The Second Spitter Jul 20 2010 09:07 AM Re: Futbol '10

metirish wrote: It's all about TV money and in Scotland it's paltry compared to the EPL, thus they trawl the world for bargains hoping to strike gold with some players. Rangers are so broke they haven't bought a player since 2008. Good argument for Rangers and Celtic to join the EPL, although they may have missed the boat now.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jul 20 2010 09:25 AM Re: Futbol '10

Chelsea's offseason-- letting Ballack go and losing Joe Cole and Belletti... and possibly Drogba, with only Bennayoun in the fold so far-- is giving me the same discomfiting feeling that those of Flushing's Finest usually do.

metirish Jul 20 2010 09:26 AM Re: Futbol '10

The EPL wants nothing to do with the sectarian nature of both clubs, and they don't need them.

The Second Spitter Jul 20 2010 09:41 AM Re: Futbol '10

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: Chelsea's offseason-- letting Ballack go and losing Joe Cole and Belletti... and possibly Drogba, with only Bennayoun in the fold so far-- is giving me the same discomfiting feeling that those of Flushing's Finest usually do. Why don't we do EPL KTEs like we did for the WC? Nothing fancy, transfers in/out, photos of new jerseys and some basic commentary. What say you?

metirish Jul 20 2010 09:48 AM Re: Futbol '10

The Second Spitter wrote: LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: Chelsea's offseason-- letting Ballack go and losing Joe Cole and Belletti... and possibly Drogba, with only Bennayoun in the fold so far-- is giving me the same discomfiting feeling that those of Flushing's Finest usually do. Why don't we do EPL KTEs like we did for the WC? Nothing fancy, transfers in/out, photos of new jerseys and some basic commentary. What say you? I like it...I'll take Man Utd.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jul 20 2010 09:52 AM Re: Futbol '10

West Ham!

Willets Point Jul 20 2010 09:55 AM Re: Futbol '10

I don't see how just two teams from Scotland could join the EPL without integrating the English and Scottish football pyramids anyhow.

A Boy Named Seo Jul 20 2010 10:02 AM Re: Futbol '10

Joe Cole going to L'pool was good for their brand, I think. He could've gone a couple other places & played CL this year, but went for the Red$ in$tead, but I'm $ure he had hi$ rea$ons. Probably helps them keep Torres a bit longer, in the long run. Have fun in Europa Cup, Joe. I'm in for a KTE. I'll do Aston Villa & maybe another one later.

The Second Spitter Jul 20 2010 10:04 AM Re: Futbol '10

The idea was that they woud leave the Scottish pyramid and enter the English pyramid. There's already 3 Welsh teams in the English League and 1 English team in the Scottish League, so it's not without precedent. I was actually having a debate with an EU Constitutional Law lawyer that any team within the EU could join theoretically join any other EU league and to prevent them doing so would be a restriction on the Freedom of Establishment (Art 43).

The Second Spitter Jul 20 2010 10:05 AM Re: Futbol '10

A Boy Named Seo wrote: I'm in for a KTE. I'll do Aston Villa & maybe another one later. How did I know you were going to pick Villa? Traitor, traitor, TRAITOR!

A Boy Named Seo Jul 20 2010 10:06 AM Re: Futbol '10

Saving the arses for you, brother. I do love AV's colors and nick, though.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jul 20 2010 10:13 AM Re: Futbol '10

Though it might be more fun for a hater to do it, I'll do the Blues, I s'pose... and maybe one more (late-night feedings allowing).

A Boy Named Seo Jul 20 2010 10:18 AM Re: Futbol '10 Edited 7 time(s), most recently on Jul 20 2010 12:53 PM

Arsenal - Second Spitter (penciling you in) Aston Villa - ABNS Birmingham Blackburn Blackpool Bolton - LFWS Chelsea - LFWS Everton - Willets Fulham - ABNS Liverpool Man City Man Utd - metirish Newcastle - WP Stoke City Sunderland Tottenham - metirish WBA West Ham Utd - JCL Wigan Athletic - JCL Wolves

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jul 20 2010 10:19 AM Re: Futbol '10

I'll take Wigan also

A Boy Named Seo Jul 20 2010 10:22 AM Re: Futbol '10

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: I'll take Wigan also Done. I'll take Fullham, too.

metirish Jul 20 2010 10:23 AM Re: Futbol '10

I'll do Tottenham too. Roberto Martinez doing WC duty has paid off as JCL takes his team.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jul 20 2010 10:54 AM Re: Futbol '10

I'll take Everton as well.

Willets Point Jul 20 2010 11:19 AM Re: Futbol '10

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: I'll take Everton as well. Bummer. That's the club I theoretically support.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jul 20 2010 11:34 AM Re: Futbol '10

Willets Point wrote: LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: I'll take Everton as well. Bummer. That's the club I theoretically support. I was back-and-forth between them and the Wanderers. All yours.

A Boy Named Seo Jul 20 2010 11:38 AM Re: Futbol '10

You want Bolton instead then?

metirish Jul 20 2010 11:43 AM Re: Futbol '10 Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jul 20 2010 12:35 PM

Blackpool would be a good one , been around forever and in under ten years they have come form the bottom of the English leagues back all the way to the top flight for the first time since 1971. Bolton are horrible in every way.

Willets Point Jul 20 2010 11:47 AM Re: Futbol '10

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: I'll take Everton as well. Bummer. That's the club I theoretically support. I was back-and-forth between them and the Wanderers. All yours. Thanks. You are a gentleman and a scholar. 12 years ago in a pub in Liverpool some Scouser I was drinking with told me I should support Everton and they've theoretically been my team ever since. It's about time I actually learned something about them.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jul 20 2010 11:47 AM Re: Futbol '10

A Boy Named Seo wrote: You want Bolton instead then? Sure.

A Boy Named Seo Jul 20 2010 11:50 AM Re: Futbol '10

Cool. Sounds like irish has a crush on Blackpool.

Willets Point Jul 20 2010 12:29 PM Re: Futbol '10

I guess if we're doing two each, I'll take The Toon too.

A Boy Named Seo Jul 20 2010 12:53 PM Re: Futbol '10

Updated. They clearly should be sponsored by Newcastle beer again.

Willets Point Jul 20 2010 02:02 PM Re: Futbol '10

Here's the soccer field at Fenway Park. It looks awfully small.

metirish Jul 20 2010 02:06 PM Re: Futbol '10

That looks really cool though, is this the first soccer game held there?

Willets Point Jul 20 2010 02:10 PM Re: Futbol '10

First since 1968 when the Boston Beacons NASL team played there. The last game was an exhibition against Pele and Santos F.C. Celtic actually played a previous game at Fenway in 1930.

metirish Jul 20 2010 02:17 PM Re: Futbol '10

Willets Point wrote: First since 1968 when the Boston Beacons NASL team played there. The last game was an exhibition against Pele and Santos F.C. Celtic actually played a previous game at Fenway in 1930. WOW, it has a long history then , any link worth reading? Enjoy the game.......learn the words to The Fields of Athenry .

Edgy DC Jul 20 2010 02:50 PM Re: Futbol '10

Considering that he's named (I suspect) after a Clancy brother, I imagine he's learned the words by now.

Willets Point Jul 20 2010 02:58 PM Re: Futbol '10

I was not actually named after a Clancy brother although that is where my mother first heard the name.

Edgy DC Jul 20 2010 05:45 PM Re: Futbol '10

But am I right about you knowing the song?

The Second Spitter Jul 20 2010 07:16 PM Re: Futbol '10

metirish wrote: I'll do Tottenham too. I think you'd rather do Robbie Keane instead.

metirish Jul 20 2010 07:32 PM Re: Futbol '10

The Second Spitter wrote: metirish wrote: I'll do Tottenham too. I think you'd rather do Robbie Keane instead. Ha , word is his old coach Martin Jol wants to take him to Fulham .

The Second Spitter Jul 21 2010 12:13 AM Re: Futbol '10

I'm happy to bequeath the Arsenal KTE to Edgeworth. Put me down for Man Shitty and Loserpool.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jul 21 2010 09:35 AM Re: Futbol '10

Fox 5 morning team meets Thierry Henry. Holy Christ.

metirish Jul 21 2010 10:20 AM Re: Futbol '10

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: Fox 5 morning team meets Thierry Henry. Holy Christ. OMFG......watch if you can. "you just won the WC right?" Jesus , that Kelly is a complete fucking moron, he's the son of the NYPD Commissioner right?

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jul 21 2010 11:01 AM Re: Futbol '10

Yyyyyyyep.

Willets Point Jul 21 2010 11:04 AM Re: Futbol '10

metirish wrote: OMFG......watch if you can. "you just won the WC right?" France. Spain. They're all the same right?

themetfairy Jul 21 2010 11:07 AM Re: Futbol '10

metirish wrote: LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: Fox 5 morning team meets Thierry Henry. Holy Christ. OMFG......watch if you can. "you just won the WC right?" Jesus , that Kelly is a complete fucking moron, he's the son of the NYPD Commissioner right? He reminds me of Fred Willard's character in Best in Show.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jul 21 2010 11:13 AM Re: Futbol '10

It made my hair hurt. Couldn't watch.

Frayed Knot Jul 21 2010 12:16 PM Re: Futbol '10

I watched as far as the dopey chick's intro, then looked at the timer and said to myself; "self, there's no way I'm sitting through another 5 minutes of this shit", ... 'click'

Edgy DC Jul 21 2010 12:42 PM Re: Futbol '10

Same here. Somebody should write a letter. I vote one of you.

metirish Aug 05 2010 02:01 PM Re: Futbol '10

We should get those KTE's up soon. Meanwhile , Frank Lampard step forward. 5,000 gold-plated Frank Lampard iPods to be "melted down" Oh how different it would have been if England had won the World Cup. St George's flags would still be flying, we'd probably still be out celebrating, and shed-loads of tacky products would have been sold simply because they carried the names of footballers. But alas they didn't. Which is why 5,000 gold-plated Frank Lampard endorsed Apple iPods - complete with his signature laser-etched on the back - will now be "melted down" after failing to sell. The garish 24-carat gold gadgets had been launched by the Chelsea ace at Harrods prior to the World Cup and it was hoped fans would snap them up for up to £599 each - with Frank's royalties going to charity. However, after England's early exit from the South African tournament, people have been unsurprisingly reluctant to part with their cash for the pricey iPod Touch and bosses say they've been a flop. It's understood the devices, produced by Goldgenie (a firm backed by BBC Dragon James Caan), will now undergo a chemical process to recover their precious metal, so it can be used again, in golden Hello Kitty branded gadgets. Read more: http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/07/30/5-00 ... z0vlOvwozx Regarding the KTE's , are we doing a separate thread for each ?, or an all in one EPL thread?

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 05 2010 02:03 PM Re: Futbol '10

I'm thinking one big melted-together pile works (both as symbolic tribute to the dullest, best Blue and for our purposes).

John Cougar Lunchbucket Aug 05 2010 02:50 PM Re: Futbol '10

Dudes, I totally spaced on this assignment. Let's get crack a lackin

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 05 2010 02:55 PM Re: Futbol '10

We've still got a week, and Lord knows we're not going to be too focused on the streaking Flushingers to churn out something workable. I'll put the coffee on.

The Second Spitter Aug 09 2010 05:38 AM Re: Futbol '10

For people doing EPL KTEs the best place to find the latest transaction info is; http://www.skysports.com/football/trans ... 60,00.html

Willets Point Aug 10 2010 06:12 PM Re: Futbol '10

USA-Brazil friendly from the stinky part of New Jersey playing right now!

Willets Point Aug 10 2010 06:14 PM Re: Futbol '10

2 minutes in and the ref has already missed a flagrant foul on Donovan in the penalty box.

Willets Point Aug 10 2010 08:10 PM Re: Futbol '10

Well, that was humiliating. 2-0 to Brazil. It wasn't that close.

metirish Sep 02 2010 02:14 PM Re: Futbol '10

Here's a beautiful bit of skill here from the French lower league game http://www.sportpost.com/video/view/Ama ... rench+div2 who scored this goal, a two man bicycle kick http://www.sportpost.com/video/view/Two ... +Cool+goal watching these got me thinking of George Best ....piss poor marking here but the is school boy stuff...the commentary is priceless too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2HWUbFGHMU

Willets Point Sep 03 2010 10:40 AM Re: Futbol '10

Ireland up 1-0 on Armenia in a Euro 2012 qualifier. Apparently Ireland's first goal in forever.

The Second Spitter Sep 13 2010 11:36 PM Re: Futbol '10

Anybody know where I may catch Barcelona v Panathinaikos? (don't mind going to another borough)

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Sep 14 2010 11:13 AM Re: Futbol '10

The Second Spitter wrote: Anybody know where I may catch Barcelona v Panathinaikos? (don't mind going to another borough) More than a few places: Nevada Smith's (natch), Landsdowne Road in Hell's Kitchen, Firefly or Gatsby's on Spring St. (Near the 6/Spring Lounge), Galway Hooker (and a half-dozen other pubs) in the Flatiron...

Willets Point Sep 14 2010 01:08 PM Re: Futbol '10

Didn't look like Panathinaikos could touch the ball except to clear but then Gouvou breaks away and scores at 20 minutes. And now Messi equalizes as I write this.

Willets Point Sep 14 2010 01:32 PM Re: Futbol '10

David Villa and Messi again have seen to it that the score is 3-1 at the half. Despite conceding the early goal to Panathinaikos, Barça is dominating the game.

The Second Spitter Sep 14 2010 03:14 PM Re: Futbol '10

Gutless performance. Went to see the Intrepid at halftime.

Willets Point Sep 14 2010 05:31 PM Re: Futbol '10

Messi had a chance for a hat trick on a PK but made a weak shot that was easily blocked. Didn't matter much as Barça ran up the score with 2 second-half goals for a 5-1 win. Second Spitter, I take it you're a Panathinaikos supporter. What's the story behind the shamrock logo? Do they have an historical connection with Celtic or something?

Frayed Knot Sep 14 2010 06:19 PM Re: Futbol '10

The Second Spitter wrote: Gutless performance. Went to see the Intrepid at halftime. So you figured you'd go see 'The Intrepid' on account of the footballers not being intrepid enough?

The Second Spitter Sep 14 2010 08:35 PM Re: Futbol '10

Frayed Knot wrote: The Second Spitter wrote: Gutless performance. Went to see the Intrepid at halftime. So you figured you'd go see 'The Intrepid' on account of the footballers not being intrepid enough? With 14% possession, "insipid" is the apt description. After yesterday's Jets debacle (and seeing the Mets lose half-a-dozen times) losing to those Catalan cunts in such a manner was difficult to swallow. Willets Point wrote: Second Spitter, I take it you're a Panathinaikos supporter. What's the story behind the shamrock logo? Do they have an historical connection with Celtic or something? There's no connection with the Scottish club Celtic. I've read conflicting stories. The football team was formed in 1908 and they originally wore red. The first team photo with players wearing the shamrock was dated 1919, but the shamrock was probably used before that when they adopted green (symbolising "hope") as their official color. The reason for the change was to either to pay tribute to a visiting Irish team or to honor another Greek club which was set-up by an Irishman. Interestingly. their basketball club (probably the most dominant team in Europe in the last 10 years) formed in 1922, refer to themselves as the "Original Celtics". (Boston were founded after WW2) There have been 6 players that have played for both teams, including 'Nique.

Willets Point Sep 15 2010 07:43 AM Re: Futbol '10

The Second Spitter wrote: With 14% possession, "insipid" is the apt description. After yesterday's Jets debacle (and seeing the Mets lose half-a-dozen times) losing to those Catalan cunts in such a manner was difficult to swallow. "Catalan cunts?" Where?!?

The Second Spitter Sep 16 2010 12:46 AM Re: Futbol '10

Six-nil to the Arsenal, Six-nil to the Arsenal, Six-nil to the Arsenal, Six-nil to the Ar-se-nal, Six-nil to the Arsenal.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Sep 16 2010 08:59 AM Re: Futbol '10

Nice game for Fabregas. Meanwhile, in Slovakia: No Drogba, Lampard or Ashley Cole (nor, apparently the real Petr Cech)? No problem.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Sep 16 2010 11:58 PM Re: Futbol '10

In other Champions' League action... holy shit, Thomas Muller!

Willets Point Sep 28 2010 01:15 PM Re: Futbol '10

Hup Hup Ajax!

Willets Point Oct 19 2010 02:36 PM Re: Futbol '10

Watching the Ajax vs. Auxerre Champions League game and the ref just red carded an Auxerre substitute before he even got on the field. Comical!

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Oct 19 2010 02:41 PM Re: Futbol '10

What for? Making a shitty Beaujolais?

metirish Oct 19 2010 02:46 PM Re: Futbol '10

Wayne Rooney wants out of Manchester United, Lorg Ferg sounded shocked at a press conference today. Rooney joins a long list of players that have fallen foul of Lord Ferg and that was that, this one stings because 1) he's young(24) , 2) when Beckham fell foul of Lord ferg there were ready made players to take over....Ronaldo being one, when he left there was Rooney , this team needs an overhaul and can't really do it because they are leveraged to the hilt, thanks Glazers.

Willets Point Oct 19 2010 02:54 PM Re: Futbol '10

The New England Revolution have expressed interest in acquiring a designated player. Wayne Rooney is available. A boy can dream can't he? It's much more likely he'll end up in Spain. Hard to believe he's only 24, I feel like he's been around for ages. I guess debuting at 17 will do that for you.

Willets Point Oct 19 2010 02:55 PM Re: Futbol '10

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: What for? Making a shitty Beaujolais? The ref yellow carded the sub for dragging his feet getting on the field and then he earned another yellow for whatever he said to the ref.

Willets Point Nov 17 2010 01:41 PM Re: Futbol '10

If you've missed the sweet, sweet sounds of vuvuzelas, the USA are playing a friendly at South Africa right now on ESPN 3. Lots of youngsters on the field for the US. Scoreless at the half.

The Second Spitter Nov 17 2010 09:16 PM Re: Futbol '10

We beat Inger-lund at Wembley. Yay.

The Second Spitter Nov 18 2010 06:02 AM Re: Futbol '10

Have to say the new Pommie jersey is one of the best I've seen in ages, but geez Louise, their previous one only came out in April. Designer's sales pitch wrote: The shirt, like the previous England home and the current England away, is inspired by English tailoring heritage, but with the latest in innovative, technical design. Constructed from two distinct cotton-based fabrics, the shirt is thicker for protection on the front and back, and more flexible in the under-arm, increasing movement. The neckline is perhaps the most eye-catching aspect of the new kit, with a square collar accompanied by a longer, more open neckline which increases the amount of movement in the garment across the chest. This is particularly important for players when they’re running and changing direction quickly on the pitch. With the New Fabric Of England graphic on the shoulder and a blue Umbro logo on the chest, the new home shirt certainly adds colour to the England palette. This continues with the shorts, which are royal blue, and the socks, which are white with a royal blue trim. Both are developed into an ergonomic shape that again provides a fantastic fit for the players and aids their on-pitch movement.

Willets Point Nov 18 2010 07:41 AM Re: Futbol '10

The Second Spitter wrote: We beat Inger-lund at Wembley. Yay. So you're Australian, Greek, and French?

metirish Nov 18 2010 07:42 AM Re: Futbol '10

Shit jersey , shit team and now the manager is being called "the prat in the hat" Prat in the hat Meanwhile Slate has an interesting article on how the MLS ignores the long soccer history in the USA http://www.slate.com/id/2275154/

The Second Spitter Nov 18 2010 09:32 AM Re: Futbol '10

Willets Point wrote: The Second Spitter wrote: We beat Inger-lund at Wembley. Yay. So you're Australian, Greek, and French? Yup, didn't i have a shit World Cup? I usually identify myself as an Australian-born Freek.

metirish Nov 18 2010 09:33 AM Re: Futbol '10

We beat Inger-lund at Wembley. Yay. So you're Australian, Greek, and French? Yup, didn't i have a shit World Cup? I usually identify myself as an Australian-born Freek. Like dogs do ya mate ? :)

The Second Spitter Nov 18 2010 09:36 AM Re: Futbol '10

The only dogs I'm into are the one's that hang-out at the Coogee Bay Hotel. (And the Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs, of course).

metirish Nov 18 2010 01:51 PM Re: Futbol '10

This is just so funny......a stunning goal by Ronaldo disallowed because Nani decided to be a greedy twat and head the ball. Ronaldo's reaction is priceless too http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010 ... goal-gaffe

A Boy Named Seo Nov 18 2010 03:12 PM Re: Futbol '10

Classy bro, huh. Ronaldo, who threw his captain's armband on to the pitch in anger after the goal was disallowed, felt the ball had already crossed the line before Nani got to it. "I don't understand, even a blind man could see it was a goal. The ball was half a metre into the net," he told Marca. "I don't know if it's a coincidence or not but my best goals with the national team are being disallowed. I remember an overhead kick in the Bessa stadium which wasn't given."

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Nov 18 2010 03:32 PM Re: Futbol '10

When he gets fat and old, he probably won't be as appealingly batshit as Maradona is now, but he'll be just as big a cock.