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My Favorite Things (an interactive showtune)

Edgy DC Oct 05 2010 09:03 PM

Charles Dillon Stengel with Joan Whitney Payson Jay Payton pumped up like Anthony Mason Green rookie pitchers with young healthy wings Dese are a few of my favorite dings (now you)

John Cougar Lunchbucket Oct 05 2010 09:15 PM Re: My Favorite Things (interactive)

GMs who don't freak out at statisticians Backups who hit and play five field positions Smoke 'em inside and send him tumbling These are a few of my favorite things

G-Fafif Oct 05 2010 09:25 PM Re: My Favorite Things (interactive)

When the tarp's up When the skies clear When they shout play ball...

MFS62 Oct 05 2010 09:56 PM Re: My Favorite Things (interactive)

A Met MVP And an ERA king And meaningful games in the Fall. (surpressing "later" for continuity)

soupcan Oct 06 2010 07:28 AM Re: My Favorite Things (an interactive showtune)

Montanez hotdogging and Flynn having tripled Stearns stealing bases and Pat Zachry crippled Mazzilli's tight ass made them Jokers not Kings But these were a few of my favorite things

G-Fafif Oct 06 2010 07:39 AM Re: My Favorite Things (an interactive showtune)

Deferring payments to Bobby Bonilla Relieving then starting the callow Mejia Darren Reed's power that lit up those springs These are a few of my favorite things

soupcan Oct 06 2010 07:44 AM Re: My Favorite Things (an interactive showtune)

When Benitez Blew a 'big' save I felt very sad And then I'd remember our friend Mel Rojas And I wouldn't feel so bad.

Centerfield Oct 06 2010 07:55 AM Re: My Favorite Things (an interactive showtune) Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Oct 06 2010 07:57 AM

Dough, the reason that Glavine came... Rey, the worst guy in the world... Me, a word, that Rickey should learn... Fah, a long long way to hit... Seo, we traded him away...to LA, where Fred's team plays today... Tee, what our guys need to hit... Which willl bring us back to dough, dough, dough, dough...

Centerfield Oct 06 2010 07:57 AM Re: My Favorite Things (an interactive showtune)

Avi.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Oct 06 2010 08:00 AM Re: My Favorite Things (an interactive showtune)

dying.

G-Fafif Oct 06 2010 08:01 AM Re: My Favorite Things (an interactive showtune)

That April I wasted on typing Mientkiewicz Just when I had learned how to spell Gary Rajsich As many Bob Millers as World Series rings These are a few of my favorite things

Frayed Knot Oct 06 2010 08:26 AM Re: My Favorite Things (an interactive showtune)

David Wright strike-outs that offend the senses Jose hitting pop-ups while he swings for the fences Free agent pitchers with their arms in a sling These are a few of my least favorite things

Edgy DC Oct 06 2010 08:35 AM Re: My Favorite Things (an interactive showtune)

When my job sucks Life has no yucks Feel like I've been had I just close my eyes and recall Mr. Met And things ain't particularly bad

G-Fafif Oct 06 2010 08:48 AM Re: My Favorite Things (an interactive showtune)

Pedro Martinez, emerged from the DL That de Roulet lady eventu'lly did sell Sky King's occasional successful swings These are a few of my favorite things

John Cougar Lunchbucket Oct 06 2010 08:51 AM Re: My Favorite Things (an interactive showtune)

Brad Clontz wild pitches bringing home Melvin Mora Grand slamming singles from Robin Ventura Steve Phillips suspended because of his flings These are some more of my favorite things

G-Fafif Oct 06 2010 09:01 AM Re: My Favorite Things (an interactive showtune)

Recaps so happy and books that are put in Kozy Shack named the Mets' official puddin' This new GM search that spawns speculatings These are a few of my favorite things

John Cougar Lunchbucket Oct 06 2010 09:06 AM Re: My Favorite Things (an interactive showtune)

When John Sterling Says the Yanks win When I'm feeling sad I simply remember Steinbrenner is dead And then I don't feel so bad

Centerfield Oct 06 2010 09:37 AM Re: My Favorite Things (an interactive showtune)

Lots of good stuff in the Sound of Music soundtrack. Lonely Goatherd: Minaya puppet: "Ollie Perez, you've lost your control Double-A, Double-A, Double-A for you." Ollie Puppet: "It's in my contract, I ain't goin' down to Double-A, Double-A, Double-A, fuck you!"

MFS62 Oct 06 2010 09:42 AM Re: My Favorite Things (an interactive showtune)

Centerfield wrote: Lots of good stuff in the Sound of Music soundtrack. Lonely Goatherd: And The stands are alive From the hits of Duda. That one won't come down For a thousand years. The stands are alive From the hits of Duda Reducing their pitching staffs to tears. Later

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Oct 06 2010 09:48 AM Re: My Favorite Things (an interactive showtune)

Parking lot brew-has with ex-Yankee newbies Tarasco and Roberts not hiding their doobies 13-4 losses, with scads of "battling," These aren't a few of my favorite things

Edgy DC Oct 06 2010 10:04 AM Re: My Favorite Things (an interactive showtune)

In Binghamton he scraped his knee We feared he had a a tear He took a liner off his ass We fainted then with fear For every single pimple Must get the utmost care We shake with terrorr when he hails a cabbie We don't want him filled with shrapnel His talent is so real 8ut our trainers can't do everything The fans they always squeal I hate to have to say it He's not built like Kanehl I don't want him at the mercy of a cabbie But a bullpen job could cut the risk in half! Put him on the big league staff! (Ha-ha!) How do you use a prospect like Mejia? How do you keep a stallion in his stall? An elbow pop, an MRI, then see ya! Perhaps we shouldn't pitch the guy at all! The worst thing that pitcher does is pitching How do you make the writers understand? Life is fraught with risk And just like Dougie Sisk He'll maybe never be as good as PLANNED! Oh, how do you use a prospect like Mejia? Hold your breath and check his thyroid gland!

Centerfield Oct 06 2010 10:16 AM Re: My Favorite Things (an interactive showtune)

Great, great stuff. After lunch I was going to wonder how you solve a problem like Bonilla.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Oct 06 2010 10:18 AM Re: My Favorite Things (an interactive showtune)

Schoeneweiss, Schoeneweiss Every evening we need thee Cancer fright, a dead wife None of these these things can defeat he Buckets of dough we gave you to throw Throw with dough forever Schoeneweis, Schoeneweiss Met lefthander forever

Edgy DC Oct 06 2010 10:19 AM Re: My Favorite Things (an interactive showtune)

This is my friend, 'Bucket. He'll go there. He's not afraid to go there.

Centerfield Oct 06 2010 10:22 AM Re: My Favorite Things (an interactive showtune)

Wow. This is my favorite thread since we compared Karate Kid chicks.

Frayed Knot Oct 06 2010 11:49 AM Re: My Favorite Things (an interactive showtune)

You waited Met fans for a year like that For fate to turn to your side Your team until then was the league doormat ‘Til Cashen made them bona fide Bon-a-fide Straw was eighteen, Hernandez was seventeen Baby, those were the days Wally and Lenny setting the table Making their pitchers pay

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Oct 06 2010 12:09 PM Re: My Favorite Things (an interactive showtune) Edited 2 time(s), most recently on Oct 06 2010 12:29 PM

Doc was sixteen, nailing down seventeen Oh, how his profile rose His hurling was hot-- though not so as Scott-- And all with a "runny" nose!

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Oct 06 2010 12:17 PM Re: My Favorite Things (an interactive showtune)

Find us a Cashen Search high and low Call down ev'ry Daniels, Hahn and DiPoto Find us a Cashen to wipe clean O's sins Those cheap tabloid hack jobs Disappear with wins A guy that can deal Our overpaid shits A man who can draft Something better than Schlitz Find me a Cashen Get me a mensch Squeeze us out a diamond Or don't you dare unclench

Gwreck Oct 06 2010 12:25 PM Re: My Favorite Things (an interactive showtune)

So long, Omar, auf Wiedersehen, good night So glad to see you go and leave our sight So long, Jerry, take Oliver and Luis with you too Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu

Centerfield Oct 06 2010 01:29 PM Re: My Favorite Things (an interactive showtune)

It's official. CPF = As gay as Tony Randall.

Zvon Oct 06 2010 04:36 PM Re: My Favorite Things (an interactive showtune)

This thread is classic. You all hit the mark. Good work guys. YOU GET A BELTBUCKLE! YOU GET A BELTBUCKLE! YOU ALL GET A BELTBUCKLE!!!

Frayed Knot Oct 06 2010 04:44 PM Re: My Favorite Things (an interactive showtune)

Centerfield wrote: It's official. CPF = As gay as Tony Randall. And we're not going to stop until we've at least reached the Truman Capote level. After that we shoot for Liberace.

MFS62 Oct 06 2010 09:46 PM Re: My Favorite Things (an interactive showtune)

Zvon wrote: This thread is classic. You all hit the mark. Good work guys. YOU GET A BELTBUCKLE! YOU GET A BELTBUCKLE! YOU ALL GET A BELTBUCKLE!!! That puppy looks heavy. How will we be able to dance while wearing it over the Alps? Later

G-Fafif Oct 06 2010 11:39 PM Re: My Favorite Things (an interactive showtune)

Wait...Tony Randall is gay?