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Baseball Books That Mets Fans Won't Be Buying
bmfc1 Oct 15 2010 07:34 AM |
I searched at Amazon for baseball books to be released next season. Here are three that I don't think we'll be buying:
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HahnSolo Oct 15 2010 07:41 AM Re: Baseball Books That Mets Fans Won't Be Buying |
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Oh, mother of God. And how about this flap copy:
Fire Joe Morgan gang, where are you in our time of need?
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bmfc1 Oct 15 2010 07:56 AM Re: Baseball Books That Mets Fans Won't Be Buying |
Speaking of Jeter, Minka Kelly is lovely, but there must be some other lovely woman out there that he hasn't been with to get the title of Sexiest Woman Alive.
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MFS62 Oct 15 2010 08:02 AM Re: Baseball Books That Mets Fans Won't Be Buying |
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About Jeter:
Its that intangible grace that has gotten a lot of guys beat up. Later
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HahnSolo Oct 15 2010 08:13 AM Re: Baseball Books That Mets Fans Won't Be Buying |
I've coached little league for four years, and I've never seen any kids 'squabble' over wearing #2. And this is in the middle of MFY territory!
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Edgy DC Oct 15 2010 08:40 AM Re: Baseball Books That Mets Fans Won't Be Buying |
As an editor, you'd just love to force the writer to produce the book without using the word "intangible."
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HahnSolo Oct 15 2010 08:58 AM Re: Baseball Books That Mets Fans Won't Be Buying |
I give the copywriter credit, they really channeled their inner O'Connor to get that flap copy in the right voice.
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Vic Sage Oct 15 2010 09:21 AM Re: Baseball Books That Mets Fans Won't Be Buying |
Do you think the copywriter also had to suck the captain's spunk to capture in his prose that not-so-unique O'Connorian gargling sound?
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Fman99 Oct 15 2010 01:04 PM Re: Baseball Books That Mets Fans Won't Be Buying |
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My son played tee ball this year and was on the "Yankees." The coach reserved the #2 jersey for his own son who was also on the team. I reserved vomit in my mouth from the entire process. Fboy wore #6 and slugged it like a younger, less-nose-pick-ier Joe Torre.
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G-Fafif Oct 15 2010 01:50 PM Re: Baseball Books That Mets Fans Won't Be Buying |
Extra Tastee-Freez for the kid who asks for No. 2 and then does No. 1 on it.
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Benjamin Grimm Oct 15 2010 01:51 PM Re: Baseball Books That Mets Fans Won't Be Buying |
By that logic, Billy Martin's jersey would fare even worse.
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Vic Sage Oct 15 2010 03:37 PM Re: Baseball Books That Mets Fans Won't Be Buying |
i just got that... HEH HEH HEH.
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metsguyinmichigan Oct 16 2010 09:26 AM Re: Baseball Books That Mets Fans Won't Be Buying |
O'Connor's Jeter-lust raises an interesting question.
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Ashie62 Oct 16 2010 02:17 PM Re: Baseball Books That Mets Fans Won't Be Buying |
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Now thats intangible grace!
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