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Change to Guy Who Sold Me a Mattress at Seedman's wrote:
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John Cougar Lunchbucket
Nov 03 2010 11:32 AM
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Totally Gay Friend wrote:
What a Boehner kill. |
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HahnSolo
Nov 03 2010 12:39 PM
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Thank you Edgy.
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Edgy MD
Nov 03 2010 12:45 PM
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Mr. Yankee Fan with Confirmation Bias Issues wrote:
Every candidate that king O stumped for this election LOST! What does that tell you. |
It tells me you somehow hadn't heard about Harry Reid and Barbara Boxer (among others) winning and managing to hold the Senate for the president's party.
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Methead
Nov 03 2010 01:24 PM
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:
You can remove these guys from your stream without unfriending. I know it saves me a moderate amount of agita. |
But then how would I remain uninformed?
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Edgy MD
Dec 09 2010 08:16 PM
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A year of status updates with my angrier-than-a-muthafucka "friend," Dave.
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Ceetar
Dec 09 2010 08:26 PM
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Edgy DC wrote:
A year of status updates with my angrier-than-a-muthafucka "friend," Dave.
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Maybe I'm ignorant (and I find often in these cases ignorance is bliss)
but who/what is Ed Hardy and how did he become some sort of hipster neccesity?
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John Cougar Lunchbucket
Dec 09 2010 09:39 PM
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I like the Corey one.
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metirish
Dec 10 2010 06:31 AM
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A typical Ed Hardy shirt , seen a lot at MFYSIII.....
hoodies, high-tops , baseball caps....white kids trying to look cool
Luke Scott might be wearing a Ed Hardy shirt in that other thread.....
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soupcan
Dec 10 2010 07:57 AM
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'is attending NOTHING'.
Awesome, that will be my status update at some point.
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Dec 10 2010 08:54 AM
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Ed Hardy's a renowned/acclaimed tattoo artist, protege of the renowned "Sailor Jerry" Collins. The shirts/accessories based on his work and/or aesthetic-- from Christian Audiger, initially, but now available in literally countless knockoff styles, from countless purveyors-- are what style-less people wear when they're trying to be casually cool (see: Luke Scott, American Idol winners, most everyone with testicles standing in line outside an Atlantic City casino club or Midtown lounge).
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metirish
Dec 10 2010 08:58 AM
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Snooki looks like she might be rocking Ed Hardy in every pic I see of her......enough said right there
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Edgy MD
Dec 10 2010 10:21 AM
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soupcan wrote:
'is attending NOTHING'.
Awesome, that will be my status update at some point. |
That update probably came in response to the folks whose status was all "is attending the Jon Stewart Rally to Restore Sanity on the National Mall."
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metirish
Dec 10 2010 10:30 AM
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Edgy , can you post the picture of yer one with the sign saying she would be having pork chops for dinner later?
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Willets Point
Dec 10 2010 02:06 PM
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Is this an Ed Hardy shirt?
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HahnSolo
Dec 10 2010 02:13 PM
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And what is up with that yellow watch?
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Edgy MD
Dec 10 2010 02:17 PM
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| Edgy , can you post the picture of yer one with the sign saying she would be having pork chops for dinner later? |
Bam! Found 'er:
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Dec 10 2010 02:45 PM
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Is this an Ed Hardy shirt?
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Might as well be... only it's a little worse, because the line that makes 'em counts this guy as a main investor:
"Offense rules! Defense and any semblance of taste can suck it hard!"
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A Boy Named Seo
Dec 10 2010 03:08 PM
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Fucking hell, go change your shirt, son.
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Edgy MD
Dec 13 2010 02:15 PM
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Darryl Strawberry
My wife just posted this. Its great!Let's get it under control! Social networking is becoming a petifiles playground,a major cause of divorce, a filthy vehicle to cheat on a loved one, an addiction that's taking people away from their productivity and the important things in life and a place where anything goes. Beware! Be very careful! If you cannot control yourself sign off for good before you lose something great! |
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themetfairy
Dec 13 2010 02:19 PM
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| Social networking is becoming a petifiles playground |
And I wish they'd pick up that cyberpoop!
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Benjamin Grimm
Dec 13 2010 02:21 PM
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Wow. It sounds like I'm not using Facebook correctly.
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Dec 13 2010 02:21 PM
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I keep picturing folders you keep under your hoopskirt. While frolicking!
Change "petifiles"(sic) to "upper-middle-class," and he could be talking about golf.
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Centerfield
Dec 13 2010 02:23 PM
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Petiphiles
noun
Group of people who believe that Andy Pettite is one big win away from the Hall of Fame. See also idiot, moron.
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Edgy MD
Dec 13 2010 02:25 PM
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See, Darryl is my Facebook pal, so I didn't want to suggest other things that are addictive and make you lose control include cocaine, and other major causes of divorce and filthy vehicles to cheat on loved ones include picking up hookers at gas stations.
But he's my pal and I won't suggest that.
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Dec 13 2010 02:28 PM
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So if he didn't grant you that sort of access, you wouldn't have these objectivity problems?
Sellout.
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Edgy MD
Dec 13 2010 02:37 PM
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You got me.
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metirish
Dec 19 2010 02:36 PM
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| TAMPAX have announced that they will be taking the string off tampons and replacing it with tinsel..this is for the christmas period only!! |
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themetfairy
Dec 19 2010 02:57 PM
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Thus commencing the War Against Festivus.
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Chad Ochoseis
Mar 26 2011 09:37 PM
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A Steelers fan I knew vaguely in college wrote:
I really think *all* the Bengals should play soccer. They would still suck, but at least no one would be watching. |
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cooby
Apr 08 2011 04:01 AM
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This may be a hair off topic, but annoying to me...I grew up with a rock star, CJ Snare from Firehouse, befriended him last week, unfriended him last night. Why? Because I keep getting all these "friend" suggestions who look like porn stars!
How can I get it to stop? I unfriended him hoping it would stop doing that!
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Edgy MD
Apr 08 2011 05:23 AM
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I think if you click the "remove" X to the right of the suggestions enough, your page should "learn" that you're not interested in being friends with the folks who want to be friends with CJ.
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seawolf17
Apr 08 2011 06:10 AM
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Seriously?!? I am insanely jealous. Firehouse was the first band I ever saw live -- opening for Tesla in 1992 -- and I've been a HUGE fan ever since. I've even bought all their recent stuff that nobody bought. Hell, I even bought Bill Leverty's solo disc.
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Benjamin Grimm
Apr 08 2011 07:00 AM
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I have a friend from high school who now has a radio show where she discusses chick books with authors. As a result, she's friends with many female authors, and a surprising number of them are very beautiful. Whenever I get a friend recommendation and it's a beautiful woman, it's just about always from the same source.
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John Cougar Lunchbucket
Apr 08 2011 07:15 AM
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seawolf17 wrote:
Seriously?!? I am insanely jealous. Firehouse was the first band I ever saw live -- opening for Tesla in 1992 -- and I've been a HUGE fan ever since. I've even bought all their recent stuff that nobody bought. Hell, I even bought Bill Leverty's solo disc. |
Bill Leverty wants to be friends.
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metsmarathon
Apr 08 2011 08:48 AM
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somebody wrote:
If the government shuts down, do I still have to pay my taxes? |
in reply, somebody else wrote:
Ok, 1- u owe?? And 2- what am I missing, I didn't hear the whole story about this, u'll have to enlighten me please... |
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cooby
Apr 08 2011 08:18 PM
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seawolf17 wrote:
Seriously?!? I am insanely jealous. Firehouse was the first band I ever saw live -- opening for Tesla in 1992 -- and I've been a HUGE fan ever since. I've even bought all their recent stuff that nobody bought. Hell, I even bought Bill Leverty's solo disc. |
Seawolf, you should friend Carl! But be prepared for the bimbo brigrade
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Apr 08 2011 09:40 PM
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cooby wrote:
seawolf17 wrote:
Seriously?!? I am insanely jealous. Firehouse was the first band I ever saw live -- opening for Tesla in 1992 -- and I've been a HUGE fan ever since. I've even bought all their recent stuff that nobody bought. Hell, I even bought Bill Leverty's solo disc. |
Seawolf, you should friend Carl! But be prepared for the bimbo brigrade |
I have a feeling that won't be as big an issue for Sir Wolfenstein.
/Just kidding
//Baybeh, don't treat me bay-ad
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seawolf17
Apr 11 2011 07:36 AM
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The C stands for "Carl"? How gloriously un-metal.
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Edgy MD
Apr 11 2011 08:12 AM
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I would get confused between the hair metal glories of Firehouse and the alternapunk weirdness of Firehose. One would be supporting Motley Crue on a tour and the other would be supporting Sonic Youth. I'd see a tour poster and think, "Isn't that a mismatch... or am I thinking of that other band?"
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Willets Point
Apr 11 2011 08:16 AM
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Which one of those bands did eccentric things with caPITILIZATION?
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seawolf17
Apr 11 2011 08:21 AM
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Willets Point wrote:
Which one of those bands did eccentric things with caPITILIZATION? |
fIREHOSE. Although FireHouse did usually spell it was one word with the capital H.
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cooby
Apr 11 2011 06:01 PM
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seawolf17 wrote:
The C stands for "Carl"? How gloriously un-metal. |
Carl it is. Can't remember what the J is for.
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Edgy MD
Apr 12 2011 12:32 PM
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On April 3, on Taylor Buchholz wall, Ann(no 'e') Dickey wrote:
Great pitching against the Marlins today! |
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Edgy MD
Apr 13 2011 09:22 PM
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It's disappointing many times per day I'm urged to re-post, as if the whole Facebook system is just one big chain letter mechanism.
Three different people today hit me with.
Remember when teachers, public employees, Planned Parenthood, NPR and PBS crashed the stock market, wiped out half of our 401Ks, took trillions in TARP money, spilled oil in the Gulf of Mexico, gave themselves billions in bonuses, and paid no taxes? Yeah, me neither.
Re-post from a friend. Pass it on if you're so inclined! |
Well, I get that you don't support Republicans, but those last three are non-profits, and generally exempt from taxation, so perhaps we should all be writing our own status updates.
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metirish
Apr 13 2011 09:31 PM
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in the same vein as Edgy
| ATTENTION! While on FB, look at your URL address (the very top box on your screen.) If u see "http:" instead of "https:" then u DO NOT have a secure session & can be HACKED. Go to Account - Account Settings - Account Security - click Change. Check box (secure browsing), click Save. FB has automatically set it on the non-secure setting! Do your friends a huge favor, copy & Re-post |
it's like all my friends in Ireland do this crap, I know the economy is in the shitter but stop this carry on.
repost if you agree
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Benjamin Grimm
Apr 14 2011 04:41 AM
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it's like all my friends in Ireland do this crap, I know the economy is in the shitter but stop this carry on.
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seawolf17
Apr 14 2011 05:20 AM
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Actually, Irish, that http/https thing is legit. It's in response to that Firefox extension that got some pub a few months back that allowed users to hack into other computers on the same wireless network.
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metirish
Apr 14 2011 05:51 AM
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You need to repost Seawolf, obviously you agree.
It's the style of these warnings as much as anything that makes me tune out, and it's the same friends posting similar warnings every night.
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Edgy MD
Apr 15 2011 12:11 PM
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Taylor Buchholz likes:
[list][*]Seth Smith
Athlete.[/*:m]
[*]Carlos Gonzalez
Athlete.[/*:m]
[*]Jason Hammel
Athlete.[/*:m]
[*]Todd Helton
Athlete.[/*:m]
[*]Ryan Spilborghs
Athlete.[/*:m]
[*]Matt Holliday
Athlete.[/*:m]
[*]Chris Iannetta
Athlete.[/*:m]
[*]Brad Hawpe
Athlete.[/*:m]
[*]Coors Field
Sports Venue.[/*:m]
[*]Joe Beimel
Athlete.[/*:m]
[*]Garrett Atkins
Athlete.[/*:m][/list:u] |
Somebody was in the wrong dugout this week.
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Edgy MD
May 02 2011 08:00 PM
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My Babylonian cousin Janice wrote:
Osama's body should have been brought back to New York where every American could have done what ever they wanted to it!!! Spit on him! Shit on him! Urinate on him! Set him on fire!!! (I'll bring the marshmellows)...! That no good piece of shit did not deserve a Muslim burial! And the fish certainly didn't do anything to deserve such crap to be dumped into their waters!There are no words to describe that fuck! |
Janice also wrote:
The US gave Osama a muslim burial at sea! A muslim burial!! WTF! I don't know whose more crazier, Osama or our government! |
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John Cougar Lunchbucket
May 02 2011 08:05 PM
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Somehow, misspelling marshmallows is the worst part.
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Benjamin Grimm
May 02 2011 08:27 PM
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Mmmmm... marshmallows toasted over burning human flesh!
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Edgy MD
May 02 2011 08:28 PM
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Well, burning scat-and-urine-covered flesh.
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soupcan
May 02 2011 08:45 PM
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Benjamin Grimm wrote:
Mmmmm... marshmallows toasted over burning human flesh! |
Edgy DC wrote:
Well, burning scat-and-urine-covered flesh |
I don't know which one of those is more crazier.
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Edgy MD
May 02 2011 08:47 PM
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Guess her favorite ball team.
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soupcan
May 02 2011 08:57 PM
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Please let it be the Yankees.
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HahnSolo
May 03 2011 06:51 AM
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Edgy DC wrote:
My Babylonian cousin Janice wrote:
Osama's body should have been brought back to New York where every American could have done what ever they wanted to it!!! Spit on him! Shit on him! Urinate on him! Set him on fire!!! (I'll bring the marshmellows)...! That no good piece of shit did not deserve a Muslim burial! And the fish certainly didn't do anything to deserve such crap to be dumped into their waters!There are no words to describe that fuck! |
Janice also wrote:
The US gave Osama a muslim burial at sea! A muslim burial!! WTF! I don't know whose more crazier, Osama or our government! |
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Sounds like a catch. She available?
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metirish
May 03 2011 07:06 AM
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Unfortunately Janice sounds like a lot of people right now , especially in NY. Tuned in to all the Evening News casts last night and of course all the anchors were at former site of the WTC. Anderson Cooper was there and he usually doesn't come on until 10pm.
I was wishing that all of this went down last Friday while all of these assholes were in London.
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 03 2011 08:20 AM
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If we can't defecate, micturate and salivate-- to say nothing of farting, masturbating on, munging, or toe-fucking-- freely on or in the corpses of those we think unhuman, then didn't Osama and the terrorists win?
/Proud to be a fluid-filled American
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John Cougar Lunchbucket
May 03 2011 08:23 AM
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:
If we can't defecate, micturate and salivate-- to say nothing of farting, masturbating on, munging, or toe-fucking-- freely on or in the corpses of those we think unhuman, then didn't Osama and the terrorists win?
/Proud to be a fluid-filled American |
Now that would be a great fb status.
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 03 2011 08:31 AM
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Oh, I considered it.
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Edgy MD
May 03 2011 09:12 AM
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HahnSolo wrote:
Edgy DC wrote:
My Babylonian cousin Janice wrote:
Osama's body should have been brought back to New York where every American could have done what ever they wanted to it!!! Spit on him! Shit on him! Urinate on him! Set him on fire!!! (I'll bring the marshmellows)...! That no good piece of shit did not deserve a Muslim burial! And the fish certainly didn't do anything to deserve such crap to be dumped into their waters!There are no words to describe that fuck! |
Janice also wrote:
The US gave Osama a muslim burial at sea! A muslim burial!! WTF! I don't know whose more crazier, Osama or our government! |
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Sounds like a catch. She available? |
Oh, yeah.
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metsmarathon
May 03 2011 09:56 AM
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i love the dichotomy.
ground zero is sacred high holy ground how dare you even think of using that land to make money it should be about peace and nothing else!
vs.
bring that fucking fucker's bullet-ridden body back to ground zero so we can all commit unspeakable acts of awfulness to it in a guttural orgy of rage and vengeance!
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Willets Point
May 03 2011 10:05 AM
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I think the people who write these kind of things would see no conflicts between the two statements.
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Edgy MD
May 03 2011 10:51 AM
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Janice isn't from the brighter side of my family. The question is whether to engage her and try to light a candle or to leave her to her scat porn fantasies.
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Benjamin Grimm
May 03 2011 11:21 AM
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If we can't defecate, micturate and salivate-- to say nothing of farting, masturbating on, munging, or toe-fucking-- freely on or in the corpses of those we think unhuman, then didn't Osama and the terrorists win?
/Proud to be a fluid-filled American |
Here's a sentence I never thought I'd type:
Even if I really wanted to masturbate over the corpse of Osama bin Laden, I think I'd have a very difficult time.
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Number 6
May 03 2011 02:14 PM
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Benjamin Grimm wrote:
Even if I really wanted to masturbate over the corpse of Osama bin Laden, I think I'd have a very difficult time. |
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Willets Point
May 03 2011 02:40 PM
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Of course, because all of those other burly patriotic guys would be blocking your way.
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John Cougar Lunchbucket
May 18 2011 10:25 AM
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oh yeah
| Jon and Freedy Johnston are now friends. · Like · |
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HahnSolo
May 20 2011 06:31 AM
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| I dont feel bad for the people who in MS who knowingly built houses where they know it will flood from the Mississippi river |
oh, boy.
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Edgy MD
May 20 2011 07:09 AM
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Also Californians who should know better than to live on a fault line and surrounded by forests of dry lumber.
I don't particularly care about Kansans who build their houses right in tornado ally. Fools.
And New Yorkers, going to work in the World Trade Center when they knew it was a target. I mean the terrorists had already bombed it.
What the Hell are the Japs doing living their lives from day to day surrounded by nuclear power plants anyhow? I thought Asians were supposed to be smart.
Oh, big waaah, Galveston, Texas. You were destroyed by a hurricane... again! Get a clue!
Hey, suffocating miners! How about you don't go burrowing down a half mile in the ground. Youse lost at sea? You reaped what you sowed!
Me, I live my life smartly and safely, working two blocks from the White House. I don't ever expect your sympathy or help or compassion because nothing can hurt me here because I'm smarter than those idiots on the Mississippi.
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themetfairy
May 20 2011 02:52 PM
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| And with the first overall pick of the Rapture draft, God selects.... *roulette* Macho Man Randy Savage! Ooohhh Yeeeeaaahhhh! |
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Willets Point
May 24 2011 11:12 AM
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Awesome friend who is often insightful and frequently hillarious wrote:
I understand why the news media likes to cover the spectacle of the handful of God Hates Fags people and the crazy rapture-philes. But these Christians openly ignore the teachings of Jesus. The real Gospel is just as wacky by the worlds standards: love your enemy, forgive repeatedly, dont worry about money, etc. Where are the news stories about Christians who are so crazy as to actually live the Gospel? |
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Ceetar
May 24 2011 11:34 AM
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The only GospelI live by.
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Fman99
Jun 01 2011 08:43 PM
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Fdad wrote:
I was watching the New York Philharmonic at Carnegie Hall with Gil Shaham, and YoYo Ma, and [Fmom] calls me from the other room and asks if I want to watch 'America's Got Talent.' |
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themetfairy
Jul 23 2011 08:47 AM
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So there I was, feeling all nice and proud of myself for running 5K on this hot and sticky day. And then I read this from my friend who is stationed overseas -
| completed a difficult 5 mile run - so hot here, even inside! And realized that I've actually seen great muscular strength improvement on shoulders, my weakest body part. 4 months ago I was struggling w/ 45 lb barbell military press. Now it's easy and increased to 60 lbs today. |
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Edgy MD
Jul 25 2011 11:59 AM
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Today, Facebook asked me if I wanted to be friends with Mitchell Froom. "Holy shit,! I thought, "I'd love to be friends with Mitchell Froom."
Tells me Mitch and I already have two mutual friends --- Freedy Johnston and Kate Jacobs (the one who did the Rey Ordonez song), both of whom I friended in lieu of finding an official music FB page.
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metirish
Jul 29 2011 08:00 AM
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My own cousin in Tipperary , sad but true.
cousin
wud nly luv sumtin ta luk forward ta...
responses
friends
Tel me bou it grl,tis as borin!
cousin
yp sicka same aul shite wudnt ya girlie...hows u keepin?? u goin ta waterford fest
friends
Ya wud,same shit diffrent day,im great huni wbu? Am no mgt go down to spraoi doe ha wbu?
cousin
bita craic sure.im grand sure liven d quite life.borin really lol. nead a mad nite out
friends
Come camping with us :-)
cousin
u goin camping u nut lol.jasus avent done tha in yrs since oxygen id say.x. hows u pet
friends
Haha ino id love a mad 1,cnt remember the last time i was out ha neva mind a mad 1!
Going to rally in Carlow sat can't wait for a good night out have been stuck in so long with my leg all good here otherwise x
cousin
ur rite too miss njoy no doubt ye will.xxx
WOW
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John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jul 29 2011 08:11 AM
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Your cousin is chilled girl
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Edgy MD
Jul 29 2011 08:28 AM
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Tipperary has nothing on Mt. Vernon.
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Oh, scrambled for me. Mark likes his sunny-side up (shudder) and dips toast into the yolks!!
about an hour ago · LikeUnlike.
Friend Number Three
Oh, WAY too perky! ;)
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Boho Chick
[Number One]......I hope you get great attendance at your paranormal lecture this weekend!!!
about an hour ago · LikeUnlike. 1 Person
Friend Number One
Thanks Boho we are hearing so far so good supposed to be stormy which I love BUT I hope it does not keep people away . We are supposed to video it and upload onto You Tube ....fingers crossed :)
about an hour ago · LikeUnlike.
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Willets Point
Jul 29 2011 08:32 AM
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I wonder if my Facebook statuses are appearing on a forum somewhere.
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seawolf17
Jul 29 2011 12:46 PM
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Willets Point wrote:
I wonder if my Facebook statuses are appearing on a forum somewhere. |
Nah. Nobody's as catty as we are.
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soupcan
Jul 29 2011 07:37 PM
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Friend from college:
"Please copy this if you know someone, or have heard of someone who knows someone that may have known someone who knows anyone. If you don't know anyone, or even if you've heard of anyone who doesn't know anyone that doesn't know someone, then still copy this. It's important to spread the message. Oh, and the hearts. ? ? Don't forget the hearts. ? ?"
I love it.
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metirish
Jul 29 2011 07:40 PM
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Friend from college:
"Please copy this if you know someone, or have heard of someone who knows someone that may have known someone who knows anyone. If you don't know anyone, or even if you've heard of anyone who doesn't know anyone that doesn't know someone, then still copy this. It's important to spread the message. Oh, and the hearts. ? ? Don't forget the hearts. ? ?"
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love it too, few things are more annoying than the "let's see who my real friends are cos they will repost this message", insert message about special needs kids or something similar
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TransMonk
Aug 03 2011 06:39 AM
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| K-Rods giving me a panic attack!! |
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HahnSolo
Aug 03 2011 08:17 AM
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TransMonk wrote:
| K-Rods giving me a panic attack!! |
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You're friends with his father in law?
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TransMonk
Aug 03 2011 08:19 AM
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Ha! No, just lots of Brewers fan who are getting acquainted with Frankie.
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Edgy MD
Aug 06 2011 10:10 AM
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Un-friended my cousin Janice today. First un-friend I've ever done. Couldn't even figure out how at first, but I was indefatigable.
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Aug 06 2011 11:29 AM
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Was there a final straw that did it?
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Edgy MD
Aug 06 2011 09:01 PM
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Yes -- a series of insulting and degrading things about Mets fans and their mental abilities, all flecked with embarrassing spelling and grammar issues. Me sharing blood with her doesn't guarantee her an audience for her small and ugly show.
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Ceetar
Aug 06 2011 09:31 PM
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Edgy DC wrote:
Yes -- a series of insulting and degrading things about Mets fans and their mental abilities, all flecked with embarrassing spelling and grammar issues. Me sharing blood with her doesn't guarantee her an audience for her small and ugly show. |
could've just blocked her too, unless she was commenting with degrading things on your page. bah, switch to Google Plus.
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Edgy MD
Aug 06 2011 10:08 PM
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Didn't bother figuring out how. Once I got sorted out on how to un-friend, I went for it, not wanting to wait another second. The full message may have been necessary anyhow.
The woman is 47!
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metirish
Aug 09 2011 12:07 PM
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Another embarrassing cousin , this one is form Ireland but lives in Syracuse
Just to make it clear for all English people through the years have been nothing bud kind to me and would give the shirt off there backs. Where I am anti English is with the government not the people I have a lot friends in London. I hope they our all safe. But my views stand the English government and monarchy getting what they deserve its people turning on them.
Ugh....and not just the grammar
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metirish
Aug 12 2011 08:41 AM
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Friend
R.I.P. Jani Lane. You're on the way to where the down boys go.
Another big part of my high school soundtrack is no more.
Me
Sad News
Other Friend
Hope heaven isn't too far away.
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themetfairy
Aug 13 2011 08:22 PM
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Dear Other Parents of the World,
For the love of God, please stop including whistles in your party-favor bags.
Thank you, |
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Willets Point
Aug 14 2011 09:38 AM
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Hey wait, I think I know that virtual friend.
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themetfairy
Aug 14 2011 09:50 AM
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Willets Point wrote:
Hey wait, I think I know that virtual friend. |
I think you do too
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Fman99
Aug 16 2011 07:34 PM
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Former Coworker of Mine wrote:
I personally believe in Jesus Christ. A close friend of mine on Facebook has challenged all believers to put this on their wall. The Bible says,"If you deny me in front of your peers, I will deny you in front of my Father". This is a simple test. If you love God and you are not afraid to show it, re-post this. |
Come. On.
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Edgy MD
Aug 16 2011 07:58 PM
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Dislike that one. It's come around three or four times. Got to feel a little over how they're being manipulated. A "close friend" of yours said to copy their status or go to Hell? And you caved, and in doing so, you allow yourself to be manipulated into telling friends of yours the same thing, all for the sublte manipulations of somebody you never met who created the post a hundred generations ago.
| Social media isn't a new and more efficient form of chain letters. If you agree, copy this into your status. |
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Willets Point
Aug 17 2011 07:16 AM
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Edgy DC wrote:
| Social media isn't a new and more efficient form of chain letters. If you agree, copy this into your status. |
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I'm copying this on my status!
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metirish
Aug 17 2011 05:20 PM
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Oh please
BREAKING NEWS: We need to send money to the following country: USA. There are many without food, shelter, and clean drinking water. Residents are going without heat for the winter, no a/c for the summer. Millions are without jobs. need health care for the sick. Stop sending money overseas. We have people here that lack basic human needs. Do you have the guts to re-post this?? I just did, AMERICA FIRST!!!
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dgwphotography
Aug 24 2011 12:50 PM
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I love my 13-year old's status from about an hour ago:
| ?1.street hockey. 2 football 3 soccer 4 wiffleball 5 kickball.....got the whole day planned out |
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soupcan
Aug 24 2011 12:56 PM
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As opposed to my 14-yr. old's status which would be something like:
1. Eventually wake up 2. Eventually get out of bed 3. Eventually eat something 4. Sit around and yell at my sister.
That is, if he were motivated enough to actually type a status.
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Benjamin Grimm
Aug 24 2011 12:58 PM
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My son is more like soupcan's.
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themetfairy
Aug 24 2011 01:15 PM
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This is the kind of thing my 15-year-old posts -
| No, guys, nobody else felt an earthquake. It was just you. Also, from what my sources say, the cause of this was a real life Pokemon fight in a Virginia suburb of Washington, DC. In response to his opponent, who wishes to be unnamed, sending out a Charmeleon, Gerald Ferdinand Oak ordered his Golem to use Magnitude. Luckily for us, it was only a magnitude six. The status of the Charmeleon is unknown. |
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themetfairy
Aug 25 2011 09:14 AM
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| Oh good, rain. We haven't had much this summer. |
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Aug 25 2011 08:11 PM
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Brother From Another Mother From College wrote:
Do the Germans have one of those cool compound words for that phenomenon where you go out to get a case of hurricane bottled water and you come home with a case of hurricane Miller Lite? |
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themetfairy
Aug 26 2011 08:52 PM
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| 98% of teens have consumed alcohol, smoked or had sex. Like this if you like bagels. :) |
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Willets Point
Aug 27 2011 02:56 PM
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From mid-week:
One of the few people I know from high school who is reputedly a Mets fan rather than a Yankees fan wrote:
David Wright claimed off waivers by Colorado. Won't happen, but, a sign of things to come. I am ecstatic about this. =) |
I commented that I would like to keep David Wright in a Mets' uniform for life. He responded: "I would have agreed with you a couple years ago. Now however, Mr. Unclutch (I'll hit homeruns with no one on and already down 12-0) needs to go. And his third base acumen has deteriorated steadily. I'm just sayin..."
Oy, apparently a broken back is no excuse for some people.
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metirish
Aug 27 2011 03:01 PM
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Wait , he's happy as shit that the Rockies claimed him but he doesn't want him because he's crap?
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Willets Point
Aug 27 2011 03:22 PM
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metirish wrote:
Wait , he's happy as shit that the Rockies claimed him but he doesn't want him because he's crap? |
I think he's happy that the Mets put him on waivers because it's a sign that the Mets want to move him off the team.
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metirish
Aug 27 2011 03:29 PM
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Apologies, I thought he was a Rockies fan, he's a Mets fan, that's worse.
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Willets Point
Aug 27 2011 04:06 PM
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Ok this one is pretty funny.
Good friend who makes me laugh wrote:
Even if you count Irene, the biggest disaster too hit Jersey Shore is Jersey Shore. |
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metirish
Aug 27 2011 04:27 PM
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Saw that on twitter too, funny
fellow Man U fans and friends from home
Chris
Wow Drogba knocked out cold by the Norwich goalie....
Mike
Made my day
Chris
and mine,for a change he was actually injured .
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Edgy MD
Aug 27 2011 10:02 PM
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I like Drogba. Can't help myself. Same way I like Manny. He's a big bully jerk who'll try anything he can get away with, but he's so clueless that he doesn't seem to realize there's any other way.
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Aug 28 2011 08:49 AM
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Edgy DC wrote:
I like Drogba. Can't help myself. Same way I like Manny. He's a big bully jerk who'll try anything he can get away with, but he's so clueless that he doesn't seem to realize there's any other way. |
You'll want to skip (or skip to, depending on how gawk-happy you feel this morning) the Premier League thread, then. The injury was brutal-- he was knocked out in midair by a punch/collision; his prone body fell something like 7 feet straight down and bounced off the turf.
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Edgy MD
Aug 28 2011 01:29 PM
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Willets Point wrote:
From mid-week:
| David Wright claimed off waivers by Colorado. Won't happen, but, a sign of things to come. I am ecstatic about this. =) |
I commented that I would like to keep David Wright in a Mets' uniform for life. He responded: "I would have agreed with you a couple years ago. Now however, Mr. Unclutch (I'll hit homeruns with no one on and already down 12-0) needs to go. And his third base acumen has deteriorated steadily. I'm just sayin..."
Oy, apparently a broken back is no excuse for some people. |
Sounds like a Yankee fan anyway. Just one with a broken compass.
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dgwphotography
Aug 30 2011 01:53 PM
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Co-worker who stil ldoesn't have power at home wrote:
went to bathroom at work and instinctively started to look for a bucket. |
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Ceetar
Sep 02 2011 06:14 PM
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| James got in trouble in music class yesterday. They were singing the Star Spangled Banner and at the end he yelled out, "Play Ball!" |
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Edgy MD
Sep 02 2011 10:08 PM
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Willets Point wrote:
From mid-week:
| David Wright claimed off waivers by Colorado. Won't happen, but, a sign of things to come. I am ecstatic about this. =) |
I commented that I would like to keep David Wright in a Mets' uniform for life. He responded: "I would have agreed with you a couple years ago. Now however, Mr. Unclutch (I'll hit homeruns with no one on and already down 12-0) needs to go. And his third base acumen has deteriorated steadily. I'm just sayin..." |
Tough night tonight for Mr. Sunshine.
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soupcan
Sep 06 2011 12:43 PM
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Having this exchange with an FB friend - anyone know what she's looking for...?
Nina H.
"Hey Met fan. Who sang the National Anthem in the early mid 70s? Just heard an awesome story from Rusty Staub."
Nick B.
"I'm sure a lot of people did Nina. Can you be more specific? Early to mid 70's encompasses about 500+ games dear."
Nina H.
"?73-75. Woman. I thought there was one specific singer. We were trying to figure it out, Rusty didn't remember, so I went to the biggest Mets fan I know"
Nick B.
"I'm still not sure I understand the question. Are you saying that Rusty Staub told you that there was one woman from '73-'75 that sang the anthem at every Mets game...?"
Nina H.
"He said there was one singer who sang a majority of the anthems. He just didn't remember who. Really no biggie. Thks"
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John Cougar Lunchbucket
Sep 15 2011 05:07 AM
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Gilbert Gottfried
I just saw the photos of Scarlett Johansson and boy are my arms tired. |
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themetfairy
Sep 19 2011 03:15 PM
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| My philosophy teacher is awesome, he shows us Monty Python clips to demonstrate things. |
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Edgy MD
Sep 21 2011 09:25 AM
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My Democratic friend from college says:
My angry Republican friend from high school says
Lee Harvey Oswald, where are you when we need you?
I haven't really figured out the new environment yet.
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metsmarathon
Sep 23 2011 06:41 AM
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we're post-racial now. that's all that matters.
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Edgy MD
Sep 27 2011 07:16 AM
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| Jay-Z is going to open the Barclays Arena with a concert. Wouldn't it be cheaper to just come over my house and hit me in the head with a hammer? |
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Sep 27 2011 09:59 AM
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My colorful, potty-mouthed cousin wrote:
DD pumpkin latte=Halloween shit in my mouth...in a not unpleasant way
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Benjamin Grimm
Sep 27 2011 10:10 AM
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Well sure... I can't imagine that shit in your mouth would ever be unpleasant.
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metirish
Sep 27 2011 10:36 AM
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The status update warning you that FB will start charging soon is becoming viral.
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Willets Point
Sep 27 2011 11:05 AM
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metirish wrote:
The status update warning you that FB will start charging soon is becoming viral. |
I haven't seen it posted. I've only seen parodies of it. I have smart friends.
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TransMonk
Sep 30 2011 11:04 AM
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Post made by my brother, no less:
| Step 1 to yet another world series championship starts tonight. Go Yankees!!!! |
I would try to tell him that most teams take step 1 back in April, but he just wouldn't get it.
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metirish
Sep 30 2011 11:18 AM
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how did your brother become a MFY fan?
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TransMonk
Sep 30 2011 11:32 AM
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Like most, he jumped on the bandwagon.
He "claims" that he was a big Gary Sheffield fan and started following them in 2003. But he didn't follow the Mets in 2009 when Sheffield joined them.
He's flawed. He can't help it. Of course, now he talks like a Yankee fan and acts like a Yankee fan (thus, the Facebook quote). He takes ownership of all of their championships as fan, even though he only witnessed one since his fandom began.
Talking to him about baseball is like talking to a poo-flinging monkey, which is why I don't bother.
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Sep 30 2011 11:54 AM
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Condolences, Monk. They oughta do a public service announcement.
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metirish
Oct 04 2011 11:36 AM
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More yankee family embarrassment
my bandwagon jumping cousin...this is a guy that wears Man U, Man City , Chelsea soccer tops.....rotates them I'm sure depending on the year
| Aj Burnett you fuck up tonight in game 4 I will beat the crap out of u myself. Please for once no excuses just pitch the way I know you can. Gooooooooooo Yankees |
ugh
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Benjamin Grimm
Oct 04 2011 12:02 PM
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It's nice to see people maintain a rational perspective.
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HahnSolo
Oct 04 2011 12:40 PM
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"just pitch the way I know you can"
Isn't that exactly what MFY fans don't want?
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Edgy MD
Oct 18 2011 09:48 AM
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Gar-Batting Stance Guy
Moneyball scout for Halloween.... Who's in?
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themetfairy
Oct 20 2011 08:17 PM
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Overheard in DC tonight "I shouldn't have to wait in line. I'm the 1%"
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Edgy MD
Oct 28 2011 07:50 AM
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Childhood Frenemy wrote:
in Duane Reade express.. Should I buy the first season of The Jeffersons on DVD? It is so "within reach", right by the checkout |
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themetfairy
Oct 28 2011 06:48 PM
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| I've decided starting Monday to occupy a bar. I'll show you who's boss mr liver! |
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themetfairy
Nov 21 2011 07:47 AM
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| The moment you see your customers as the enemy, you've lost the war. |
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themetfairy
Dec 06 2011 03:17 PM
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| punk stole my food at McDonald's today. Don't think they expected me to call them on it w/ a back up of 5 others. His friends bailed. Seriously, you don't mess with a pregnant woman's french fries! |
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Edgy MD
Dec 08 2011 06:38 PM
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Mets Willets Point
Dec 08 2011 07:19 PM
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Is that a gingerbread Falling Waters?
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Edgy MD
Dec 08 2011 07:42 PM
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Indeed it is.
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Dec 08 2011 10:47 PM
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Dag.
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Edgy MD
Dec 09 2011 05:28 AM
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What kills me is the authentic way that cantilevered overhanging roof is slightly sagging in the middle.
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soupcan
Dec 09 2011 08:43 AM
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Edgy DC wrote:
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Incredible.
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HahnSolo
Dec 16 2011 12:11 PM
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Idiot son of my brother strikes again wrote:
Just read an article about how Nerf has there dart guns, swords and bows and that they are basically bad for kids. Why do all these liberal fucking writes want everyone in this country to have a vagina.... This is why america is going to shit. we dont let kids play with toy guns we would rather have them play with a playset kitchen... when did america turn into a bunch of pussies |
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Dec 16 2011 12:25 PM
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That can be tough to take from an uncle, or a brother, or a cousin.
From a nephew? Yeesh.
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metsmarathon
Dec 16 2011 01:02 PM
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dumbasss has it all wrong. men who cook don't have pussies - they get pussy.
wanna impress the pants off a girl? cook for her.
want to impress her into never ever ever sleeping with you? get into a nerf fight.
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Edgy MD
Dec 16 2011 01:03 PM
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I admit it. I wish everyone in this country had a vagina. Everyone else, anyhow.
I hope they spell better than that, though.
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Benjamin Grimm
Dec 16 2011 01:23 PM
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I find it a little disconcerting that you wish I had a vagina.
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HahnSolo
Dec 16 2011 02:19 PM
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metsmarathon wrote:
dumbasss has it all wrong. men who cook don't have pussies - they get pussy.
wanna impress the pants off a girl? cook for her.
want to impress her into never ever ever sleeping with you? get into a nerf fight. |
that is awesome. I should tell him this.
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Edgy MD
Dec 22 2011 07:10 AM
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Tom Keener wrote:
My boy Harry walks in while I'm playing the new Tom Waits track "Bad As Me." He says "What's that? It sounds like the Devil is having a baby." |
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A Boy Named Seo
Dec 29 2011 09:08 PM
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Mushrooms ingested, early days! Can't wait to look at my hand soon and think I have 6 fingers!
Like · · 2 minutes ago near Hongkou, Shanghai · |
My friends.
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jan 04 2012 06:19 PM
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Slightly antisocial but smart and generally all-right fife-playing chick from HS wrote:
Ok - y'all know I spend a lot of time at Denny's, but it seems everyone has the notion that I sit there slurping down burgers and fried crap. What do YOU think I eat? |
A few innocuous guesses from friends-- "Moons Over My Hammy," "A salad, but I'd probably go for ice cream LOL!"-- then...
| Crow. If you don't want to be judged, don't pass judgement. |
More guesses from friends, then...
| You said it was a freakin' rohrshack test... I saw a greasy pizza box! Whether it was water or not, is irrelevant. If you want facts, don't ask for opinions/judgements and then whine when you get one. |
| Wow. Seriously? Over a lousy Facebook post? I'm inclined to block you if I didn't think you'd make yourself the martyr on that one, too. Get over yourself. |
| The prize goes to [Friend who guessed "Definitely pancakes"]. Nice to know my adopted family knows who I am, even if my biological one doesn't and works off of data 20 years out of date. |
| That's what happens when you isolate yourself for 20 years. |
| It seems to me I have been to Pennsyltucky and Ithaca several times in the past few years. When's the last time you came out to see ME? |
| I don't ever recall you coming to Ithaca. And I'm sorry you were out of town the time I was able to afford a trip to NH. You know. For Nana's memorial. That you were at some muster for, instead. I'm sorry I'm not rolling in dough ill-spent on hoarding hobbies in an attempt to fill my life with meaningless acheivements instead of finding personal satisfaction. Sorry I can't be as selfless as your 30 min bi-annual drop ins to the family homestead just to complain about fictitious allergic reactions. Sorry I don't care about winning as much as I do maintaining a working relationship. But, it's ok. You can win this one: stick another feather in your tricorn, take another prescription Midol, and cook a marshmallow over this otherwise burning bridge. |
Deadpan Third Party wrote:
I am starting to feel some tension in the room. |
| Yeah, apparently someone still hasn't gotten over her abandonment issues because I LEFT FOR COLLEGE AND WAS NOT HER PARENT. |
Peacemaking and/or Clueless Cousin wrote:
Mmm burgers n pizza FILLED with grease.... How can u.argue .....im not ashamed to.eat.it AND I just.lost 45lbs... Pass it.over this way!!
(Fife-Player likes this.)
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SteveJRogers
Jan 04 2012 06:44 PM
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Not a status, but someone on a podcast I heard said this, Facebook drama is a lot funnier when you aren't involved!
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Ceetar
Jan 04 2012 08:18 PM
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SteveJRogers wrote:
Not a status, but someone on a podcast I heard said this, Facebook drama is a lot funnier when you aren't involved! |
hence this thread right?
I enjoyed reading that last 'discussion'. :-D
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Mets Willets Point
Jan 05 2012 11:13 PM
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Challenge:
1) Find the song that was playing when you were conceived.
2) Find the song on YouTube.
3) Post the song and try not to think about your parents gettin' it on.
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Nymr83
Jan 06 2012 06:54 AM
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SteveJRogers wrote:
[crossout]Facebook[/crossout] drama is a lot funnier when you aren't involved! |
Fixed.
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metirish
Jan 06 2012 07:51 AM
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Sounds like MULTIPLE-Bone-Picking Sister has issues?
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jan 06 2012 08:44 AM
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Just the one sister. Emphasis on "multiple" is mine.
But yeah... it does seem like someone's been sitting on that for a while, doesn't it?
(This conversation has been deleted by Fife-Player. But a LOT of thinly-veiled passive-aggressive self-affirmation-ish status updates have sprung up in its place.)
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Mets Willets Point
Jan 06 2012 10:20 AM
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I'm wondering if Peacemaking and/or Clueless Cousin just didn't bother to click "view all comments" before posting.
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Edgy MD
Jan 06 2012 11:08 AM
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High fives to allegedly clueless peacemakers everywhere.
I think any tense Facebook family drama can be ended by cooby posting "I like kitties."
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SteveJRogers
Jan 06 2012 11:44 AM
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I'll try that. Wonder if greater points are given for "Peacemaking or Clueless Virtual Friend" or does it have to be a relative?
=;)
Big Beatle Lovin' Big Shot who runs pretty well known entity that is his FB profile wrote:
I had a friend request from Retrovision Eyewear and wondered why a commercial company wanted access to the FB. Were they Beatles fans or did they want to plug their product. I've looked at their website and they are flogging reproductions of John Lennon glasses. |
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metirish
Jan 15 2012 07:38 AM
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Embarrassing cousin in Syracuse who never saw a bandwagon he wouldn't jump on
profile pic
| Not long now for the miracle in foxbourgh . The story of a young man who goes to Boston and beats the mighty patriots when everybody said it could not be done |
terrible grammar
| Getting in Brady's head our we |
again
| The broncos our getting in the patriots heads love it |
Just for the record I have every hope in the world that tim tebow will be a great player and I still support him 100% and will always . He was just out classed and out smarted by a hall of fame quaterback
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just for the record, you're a fucking twat
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Mets Willets Point
Jan 15 2012 08:22 AM
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I can't imagine any moment in the game when the Broncos "got into Brady's head." Maybe he thought Brady's punt was a sign of desperation?
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John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jan 15 2012 08:27 AM
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Yes, Patriots heads were calculating whether Brady would finish with more TD completions than Tebow completions.
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themetfairy
Jan 21 2012 07:13 AM
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My local police department doesn't tend towards overstating things, so this is significant -
| *** Use Extreme Caution *** All Roads are beyond Icy !! We have accidents everywhere. Every Road is Bad. |
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Edgy MD
Jan 23 2012 08:48 AM
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Maniac high school friend wrote:
Only in White Castles will u see two shameless shmoes sporting Mets and Jets hats during a snow storm. Such a proud klan we is.
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metirish
Jan 23 2012 10:15 AM
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Um, dude , you're in White Castle, nothing to be proud of at all.
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Edgy MD
Jan 23 2012 10:23 AM
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Touch of irony there.
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cooby
Jan 23 2012 05:58 PM
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themetfairy wrote:
My local police department doesn't tend towards overstating things, so this is significant -
| *** Use Extreme Caution *** All Roads are beyond Icy !! We have accidents everywhere. Every Road is Bad. |
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I LOVE this!
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themetfairy
Jan 26 2012 08:45 PM
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| learned today that when observing 3 armed men stealing a car from some other men, her first reaction is to crouch down and say "shit shit shit" repeatedly until the 911 operator picks up. |
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Ceetar
Jan 26 2012 09:17 PM
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| Watching Star Trek episodes on Netflix' iPhone app. Something strangely sci-fi becoming reality ironic about that. |
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Benjamin Grimm
Jan 27 2012 04:20 AM
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| learned today that when observing 3 armed men stealing a car from some other men, her first reaction is to crouch down and say "shit shit shit" repeatedly until the 911 operator picks up. |
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I think my reaction would be amazement at seeing men with three arms.
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TransMonk
Jan 29 2012 11:02 AM
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I saw ABNS tagged in a pic wearing an Expos cap while piloting a canoe.
Expos? Dang.
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Edgy MD
Jan 29 2012 12:02 PM
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Great caps.
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metirish
Jan 29 2012 12:20 PM
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Great caps. |
that's what I think each time I see Seo wearing that cap....he wears it well.
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Edgy MD
Jan 29 2012 12:47 PM
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I tell you. People are pretty nasty out there, but after you follow this game for a while, you start to think of the hats of the Mets old Eastern rivals as being also native to you, if certainly to a lesser extent than a Mets hat. Buy and eighties Pirates or Expos or Cubs hat? Bring it on. Phillies too, even.
Cardinal red kind of feels foreign --- kind of blasting out there --- but still.
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Edgy MD
Feb 21 2012 09:07 AM
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Long-Time Crane Pooler wrote:
Got accosted and accused of being an Arab terrorist at the Wailing Wall today. True story. |
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Mets Willets Point
Mar 01 2012 03:16 PM
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Funny Guy I Know From College wrote:
Andrew Brietbart just passed away tragically, presumably in hot pursuit of Christopher Hitchens because he just thought of an awesome snarky rejoinder. |
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GYC
Mar 04 2012 04:32 PM
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Skimming through this thread really makes me regret defriending people I knew from high school. How I can laugh at their broadcasted misfortunes now?!
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Edgy MD
Mar 04 2012 05:54 PM
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Edgy DC is friends with Lenny Randle.
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John Cougar Lunchbucket
Mar 04 2012 06:00 PM
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Edgy DC wrote:
Edgy DC is friends with Lenny Randle. |
Try to bake him a Mets birthday cake next year. Geez.
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Mets Willets Point
Mar 04 2012 06:19 PM
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Edgy DC wrote:
Edgy DC is friends with Lenny Randle. |
Your turn to recruit a new Cranepooler.
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A Boy Named Seo
Mar 05 2012 01:30 PM
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metirish wrote:
Edgy DC wrote:
Great caps. |
that's what I think each time I see Seo wearing that cap....he wears it well. |
I went to hat store in SF, one of those ones that looks to have every hat for every team, including throwbacks, alternates, spring training, BP, pink ones for the girlz, ugly-ass urban graffiti-style, etc. Seemed like 18 kinds of Rockies hats, but they only have 1 Mets hat, the black. So I went Expos. It's pretty.
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Ceetar
Mar 05 2012 01:40 PM
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one of these type places.
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soupcan
Mar 05 2012 01:44 PM
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Edgy DC wrote:
Long-Time Crane Pooler wrote:
Got accosted and accused of being an Arab terrorist at the Wailing Wall today. True story. |
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HA! Just saw this.
I had just bought a 'kaffi' (sp?) from some arab guy with a camel - I posted a pic on fb of me wearing it around my head. I did however know enough to take it off my head waaay before we entered the Old City of Jerusalem. I've always liked the look of wearing those things like a scarf and it was chilly that day so I wrapped that middle-eastern bad boy around my neck (as did both of my sons). Our tour guide (who was a major in the Israeli army by the way) said it was no big deal to do that.
So we're walking down some steps to the Wall and some crazy Jew grabs me by my elbow and says 'That's a terrorist scarf, terrorist! Take it off!' I wrestled my arm away from him at which point he ran up the stairs. I walked quickly down the stairs and told our army major guide what happened. He took off up the stairs after the guy but couldn't find him. My kids begged me to take the thing off but Yair (the guide) insisted that I keep it on after the incident. I did and there was no further incident.
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Mets Willets Point
Mar 05 2012 02:13 PM
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Something you have in common with Rachael Ray:
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soupcan
Mar 05 2012 03:08 PM
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Exactly. That's the look I was going for.
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Mar 06 2012 04:50 AM
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soupcan wrote:
Edgy DC wrote:
Long-Time Crane Pooler wrote:
Got accosted and accused of being an Arab terrorist at the Wailing Wall today. True story. |
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HA! Just saw this.
I had just bought a 'kaffi' (sp?) from some arab guy with a camel - I posted a pic on fb of me wearing it around my head. I did however know enough to take it off my head waaay before we entered the Old City of Jerusalem. I've always liked the look of wearing those things like a scarf and it was chilly that day so I wrapped that middle-eastern bad boy around my neck (as did both of my sons). Our tour guide (who was a major in the Israeli army by the way) said it was no big deal to do that.
So we're walking down some steps to the Wall and some crazy Jew grabs me by my elbow and says 'That's a terrorist scarf, terrorist! Take it off!' I wrestled my arm away from him at which point he ran up the stairs. I walked quickly down the stairs and told our army major guide what happened. He took off up the stairs after the guy but couldn't find him. My kids begged me to take the thing off but Yair (the guide) insisted that I keep it on after the incident. I did and there was no further incident. |
"Kaffiyeh." Spent some time there a few years ago (and not in hotels). One thing to remember when you're just passing through-- virtually everybody who's still in Jerusalem is there because they have no way out, means-wise... or because they, like your crazy Jew or tour guide, are stubbornly trying to make a point (there are probably at least dozen family men you walked by with your tour guide that day who congratulated themselves on their self-restraint when they got home... and a handful of young dudes kicking themselves for NOT saying anything). Old City or no, and Yair's advice notwithstanding, it's a good idea to refrain from displaying signifiers for fun until you get back home (or to Tel Aviv, at least).
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soupcan
Mar 06 2012 08:39 AM
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In fairness to me I did not realize nor was I ever told that wearing it as a scarf was a 'signifier'. The only time anybody said anything about it was the one time I was grabbed by the nut. Perhaps it doesn't excuse my ignorance or lack of tact but it is what it is.
AND...I might add that accosting me because I'm simply wearing a scarf is as ridiculous as assuming any black man with an afro is a Black Panther. Now I realize that Israel is a different place and the tension level among those that live there is off the charts but still - that kind of behavior should never be tolerated and only adds fuel to those that are looking to make trouble. I think that's why Yair told me that I should keep it on.
As to those that live in Jerusalem - we were told that the difference between Tel Aviv and Jerusalem was that the people of Jerusalem live to pray and in Tel Aviv they live to party. We understood that to mean that those that do in fact live in Jerusalem are of a more pious ilk and that existing in that city necessitates a level of tolerance and understanding. This is what we were told, though from what I saw and experienced - my kaffiyeh experience notwithstanding - I tend to agree with LWFS. The people were bitter about one thing or another. The courtesies were there but you could definitely sense an underlying resentment from pretty much every native we encountered. Either we were Jews, Americans, American Jews, Jews who aren't 'Jewish enough' or simply foreigners.
An interesting country that I'm glad I visited but I didn't leave feeling the need to go back anytime soon.
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metirish
Mar 06 2012 08:40 AM
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Big loud american tourists.......you could bring them no where....:)
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Edgy MD
Mar 23 2012 10:39 AM
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How do you tell Lenny Randle to take it easy on the caps-lock?
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Benjamin Grimm
Mar 23 2012 10:48 AM
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Have Frank Luchessi talk to him.
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Mar 23 2012 11:35 AM
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Edgy DC wrote:
How do you tell Lenny Randle to take it easy on the caps-lock? |
Blow the words gently in his ear?
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Fman99
Mar 23 2012 08:28 PM
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Something you have in common with Rachael Ray:
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I bet she has a big puffy vagina.
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Mets Willets Point
Mar 28 2012 10:26 AM
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Oh dear god, the most ineffective protest in history - the Gas Out - is returning and being promoted on Facebook. If you're not familiar with the concept, the idea is to get everyone to agree not fill up their cars on one day April 15 then gas prices will magically go down. Because everyone who drives a car buys gas every single day and this "protest" will just demolish the oil companies' bottom line. Because we wouldn't want to participate in a protest that actually requires some personal sacrifice or lifestyle change. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
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Ceetar
Mar 28 2012 10:37 AM
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yay! The protest really should be 'take mass transit if you can today. walk to the supermarket. carpool." etc. Not that that works, since the gas companies would just then raise gas prices tomorrow to make up for today's losses.
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Frayed Knot
Mar 28 2012 10:42 AM
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The problem with protests like that is that they're designed more to make the protesters feel good about themselves than they are to actually address the issue.
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Mar 28 2012 10:48 AM
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Putting a hoodie on the problem, so to speak.
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Edgy MD
Mar 28 2012 10:59 AM
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Wait, my hoodie isn't helping? Shut up.
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Mets Willets Point
Mar 28 2012 11:50 AM
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I don't think the two things are directly analagous. I haven't heard anyone say "IF EVERYONE WORE A HOODIE FOR ONE DAY, ZIMMERMAN WOULD BE ARRESTED AND CONVICTED AND STAND YOUR GROUND LAWS WOULD BE ERASED FROM THE BOOKS!" and if I did I'd mock them too. Wearing a hoodie shows solidarity and may inspire conversations to discuss the issues that will change minds. Obviously it's only a start of what needs to be done as far as public activism but I think it's a far cry from Gas Out's claims that boycotting gas purchases for just one day will force the oil companies to lower prices and it has worked before (both of which are demonstrably false). Maybe if they proposed giving up gas for a week or month and encouraged carpooling, public transit, biking, walking and telecommuting it would be a start to something effective. See Snopes for more details on why the Gas Out is just dumb.
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Edgy MD
Mar 28 2012 11:55 AM
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Yeah, it seems even in theory to be playing into a zero-sum game. If everybody doesn't buy gas on Tuesday, they could in theory bring the price down. But then they head to the pumps on Wednesday, flood the market, and the price quickly spikes. And does the market respond so quickly?
And that's only if this campaign has the kind of traction that dwarfs Kony2012.
The Hoodie thing is probably far more effective.
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Mets Willets Point
Mar 28 2012 11:58 AM
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Edgy DC wrote:
If everybody doesn't buy gas on Tuesday, they could in theory bring the price down. But then they head to the pumps on Wednesday, flood the market, and the price quickly spikes. And does the market respond so quickly? |
The post I saw on Facebook actually suggested to top up your tank on April 14th.
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Edgy MD
Mar 28 2012 11:59 AM
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That's just fab'lously stoopit.
I imagine those that copy and paste into their stati will forget that they ever committed to the campaign in the first place.
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metsmarathon
Mar 28 2012 01:31 PM
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man, when i wear a hoodie, i never look like a thug. i can't even pull off white trash.
but i still can't wrap my mind around how you can trigger a confrontation with an unarmed person committing no crime, who you then shoot dead, and walk away without any charges filed against you.
there must be some really deep nuances to that florida law that i just don't see.
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themetfairy
Apr 11 2012 08:56 PM
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From my son, in college -
| Reading Streetcar Named Desire for lit. class. My biggest distraction is that I keep thinking about the Simpson's episode. |
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Fman99
May 16 2012 06:55 PM
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A Girl I Dated in High School wrote:
GOD...please give me the strength to make it threw this day.... |
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metirish
May 17 2012 01:32 PM
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Edgy MD
May 17 2012 09:55 PM
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Oh, wait, I get it.
Nope... no, I don't. This isn't your idiot cousin, is it?
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metirish
May 18 2012 05:34 AM
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Nope, he wouldn't have the skills to do that.
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Frayed Knot
May 18 2012 06:20 AM
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Fman99 wrote:
A Girl I Dated in High School wrote:
GOD...please give me the strength to make it threw this day.... |
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Write back and tell her not to throe herself off a bridge over it.
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Chad Ochoseis
May 20 2012 02:51 PM
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John Cougar Lunchbucket
May 20 2012 03:18 PM
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Chad Ochoseis wrote:
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lol
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Edgy MD
May 21 2012 01:54 PM
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That infographic, by itself, will get Steve Miller into the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame.
I'm like pathologically resistant to re-posting, but I'm sorely tempted to repost that.
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Edgy MD
May 21 2012 02:56 PM
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But I had to get on board in my own lesser way.
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Benjamin Grimm
May 22 2012 06:38 AM
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That one I got!
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Mets Willets Point
May 22 2012 11:12 AM
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I saw a guy yesterday wearing a t-shirt that had a representation of one of those "Hello, my name is ___________" stickers and the blank space was filled in Space Cowboy, Gangster of Love, and Maurice.
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Edgy MD
May 22 2012 11:17 AM
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Well, clearly the guy is responding to my internet meme, spreading with the ferocity of an Oregon wildfire in September.
(One lousy share so far. I suck at viral meming.)
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Mets Willets Point
May 22 2012 11:45 AM
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Edgy DC wrote:
(One lousy share so far. I suck at viral meming.) |
Make that two shares. And I've got four likes for you already!
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Edgy MD
May 22 2012 12:50 PM
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Thanks! I rule at viral meming!
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Mets Willets Point
May 22 2012 11:01 PM
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A random friend commented on your chart:
| This should be a gif where the Maurice oscillates up and down |
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John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jun 14 2012 06:26 PM
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Elementary-school-acquaintance-turned-Florida-based-middle-aged-job-seeker wrote:
Hope to here some good news Budweiser needs drivers should now if its a go tomorrow I need a change!!!!! |
Good luck!
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Ceetar
Jun 28 2012 04:47 PM
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| Snakes on the streets of NY on my lunch hour! |
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metirish
Jul 03 2012 10:57 AM
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blocked here, can you give more info?....I really am hating the "like this" posts that are viral now.......and now it's " like this in 2 seconds" variant.
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Benjamin Grimm
Jul 03 2012 11:09 AM
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If one of my friends likes a page, then I get all of the updates, even though I myself don't like the page.
So even though I haven't "liked" any of the following pages, I'm getting their updates cluttering my news feed:
Elizabeth Warren
Cory Booker
Ford Mustang
The NRA
Support our Troops
Philadelphia Phillies
And I'm sure that the list will continue to grow. I think it's something called "Sponsored Links". The page that has been liked has paid Facebook to spam its users. Each time I see one of these come up, I "mark as spam" although I doubt it does much good.
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metirish
Jul 03 2012 11:11 AM
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Yeah it's annoying....I think if you hover the mouse over the subscribe area you can unsubscribe from post like that.
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Ceetar
Jul 03 2012 11:21 AM
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Weird, I'm not sure I've seen any of those. maybe I don't pay enough attention.
There are 'levels' you can set for visibility of friends right? "See all there posts" versus "see most"? does the see most ignore those maybe?
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Benjamin Grimm
Jul 03 2012 11:43 AM
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It doesn't seem to.
You can block "game stories" from your friends (which I do) but not these spammy things. I think there's a setting where I can prevent my "likes" from polluting my friends' pages, but for me to stop being annoyed, my friends would have to hunt down that option, if it even exists.
When I get a chance I'll look for it. I certainly don't want to be a channel for annoying posts if I can help it.
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Ceetar
Jul 03 2012 11:46 AM
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I just checked, nothing unexpected on my page, no likes or whatnot that I don't subscribe to, Phillies junk or anything. I doubt my friends are that considerate, especially since their are plenty of directly shared "money!" and "skate key!" and "Obama's a socialist!" drivel on there.
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Mets Willets Point
Jul 27 2012 08:54 AM
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Under the heading "What your Facebook page looks like when proper grammar is more important to you than friendship."
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Edgy MD
Jul 28 2012 04:15 PM
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Tom Keener wrote:
Every time the Olympics volleyball commentator says "Destinee Hooker" an angel gets its wings. |
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Edgy MD
Aug 01 2012 09:17 AM
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| A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. .... |
Shut up, shut up, shut up! Stop re-posting this! What is wrong with you?!
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metsmarathon
Aug 01 2012 09:26 AM
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| who cares that it's not true, its a good message. what, are you not against racism? |
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Mets Willets Point
Aug 01 2012 10:56 AM
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These are the people you need to promise millions of dollars to if only they can give you their credit card and bank account numbers first.
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metsmarathon
Aug 01 2012 10:58 AM
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and if enough people give out their bank account numbers, then eventually i will be able to fill someone's bank account with millions. it's not lying at all!
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SteveJRogers
Aug 01 2012 11:08 AM
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Edgy DC wrote:
| A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. .... |
Shut up, shut up, shut up! Stop re-posting this! What is wrong with you?! |
Sometimes I just want to troll the re-postings of glurge-rific stories, not just this one, with the snopes.com article on it!
Speaking of things I'm getting sick of seeing re-posted, why is it that we should take what standup comedians (well, maybe bmfc1 excepted), singers and other entertainers say about religion and politics all that seriously to the point of creating memes with their quotes plastered on them as if they were some scholar or well seasoned commentator on the issue the meme is about?
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Edgy MD
Aug 01 2012 11:12 AM
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Mets Willets Point wrote:
These are the people you need to promise millions of dollars to if only they can give you their credit card and bank account numbers first. |
Or better yet, I'll put an end to ALL racism on ALL commercial airlines if only they give me their bank account info.
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Ceetar
Aug 01 2012 11:53 AM
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metsmarathon wrote:
and if enough people give out their bank account numbers, then eventually i will be able to fill someone's bank account with millions. it's not lying at all! |
You have a message from Fred Wilpon on line one.
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Mets Willets Point
Aug 01 2012 12:34 PM
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SteveJRogers wrote:
Sometimes I just want to troll the re-postings of glurge-rific stories, not just this one, with the snopes.com article on it!
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I'm pretty sure I have a reputation for giving people a Snopes smackdown (but they always deserve it).
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SteveJRogers
Aug 01 2012 01:04 PM
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SteveJRogers wrote:
Speaking of things I'm getting sick of seeing re-posted, why is it that we should take what standup comedians (well, maybe bmfc1 excepted), singers and other entertainers say about religion and politics all that seriously to the point of creating memes with their quotes plastered on them as if they were some scholar or well seasoned commentator on the issue the meme is about? |
I'm replying rather than editing due to more recent posts added to this thread, but I think the most inane, latest example is taking the quote from the first episode of Newsroom, and acting as if this is something Jeff Daniels had said on some panel, rather than his character.
Now, it may be that Daniels' (or Aaron Sorkin as well) beliefs on how great this country is or isn't could be close to what Will McEvoy said, but seriously, A) Why do you need an actor's words to validate what you believe to the point of plastering it on a cyber bumper sticker and B) You do realize that was a fictional character right? I like quoting fiction all the time, but at the end of the day it's just entertainment, not something to bolster your overall point of view on whatever social or political issue.
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Frayed Knot
Aug 01 2012 01:39 PM
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As Homer Simpson once said: "Celebrities, is there anything they don't know?"
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Mets Willets Point
Aug 01 2012 01:50 PM
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| As Homer Simpson once said: "Celebrities, is there anything they don't know?" |
Make that into a meme with a picture of Homer and those words superimposed.
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SteveJRogers
Aug 01 2012 02:02 PM
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| As Homer Simpson once said: "Celebrities, is there anything they don't know?" |
Make that into a meme with a picture of Homer and those words superimposed. |
I would, but I'm sure someone would call me out for it! =;)
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SteveJRogers
Aug 01 2012 02:37 PM
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| As Homer Simpson once said: "Celebrities, is there anything they don't know?" |
What's even more annoying though, is when they turn around and say "SHUT UP, AND GO AWAY, WHO CARES WHAT THE FUCK YOU HAVE TO SAY" to an entertainer, or anyone with some modicum of fame (talk show hosts, family members of former politicos, etc), whom doesn't share their points of view on issues.
They really want it both ways, where if someone they agree with says something it's "Yeah, good on ya! Right on!" But if not, it's "Just. Go. Away."
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Edgy MD
Aug 01 2012 02:43 PM
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John Lennon, Albert Einstein, and George Carlin apparently said everything.
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seawolf17
Aug 01 2012 02:47 PM
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"John Lennon, Albert Einstein, and George Carlin apparently said everything." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Edgy MD
Aug 01 2012 02:51 PM
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Hey, wait that was m... shit!
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metirish
Aug 01 2012 03:30 PM
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I DISLIKE anything that asks...
"how many likes can I get for.......insert cause, people(usually afflicted with some malady) or awful disease.
DON"T IGNORE, ONE LIKE WON"T HURT
damn sorry , can't like this, the 3 second rule has elapsed.
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Edgy MD
Aug 01 2012 05:05 PM
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I know that 95% of you will ignore Irish's post. Will you be one of the 5% that shares it?
I just hate that everybody thinks it's cool to be prejudiced against 50-something white women. It's awful. God willing, we'll all be 50-something white women some day.
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SteveJRogers
Aug 01 2012 06:02 PM
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Edgy DC wrote:
John Lennon, Albert Einstein, and George Carlin apparently said everything. |
All we are saying is the theory of relativity is one of the words you can't say on TV!
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metirish
Aug 01 2012 07:01 PM
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Edgy DC wrote:
I know that 95% of you will ignore Irish's post. Will you be one of the 5% that shares it?
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lol, brilliant.....
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Edgy MD
Aug 01 2012 07:13 PM
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Making up quotes. It's the new national pastime.
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Edgy MD
Aug 17 2012 11:49 AM
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| Remember when we all went out to Central Park to look at a bunch of orange sheets? How high were we? |
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Ceetar
Aug 18 2012 07:01 AM
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Edgy DC wrote:
| Remember when we all went out to Central Park to look at a bunch of orange sheets? How high were we? |
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they were fun!
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Fman99
Aug 26 2012 06:04 PM
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My Wife's Brainlessly Stupid Aunt wrote:
Slept in this morning,did a few choirs around the house. |
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Swan Swan H
Aug 26 2012 06:31 PM
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Fman99 wrote:
My Wife's Brainlessly Stupid Aunt wrote:
Slept in this morning,did a few choirs around the house. |
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Well, first I did the tenors, then the baritones...
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Aug 26 2012 07:24 PM
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Swan Swan H wrote:
Fman99 wrote:
My Wife's Brainlessly Stupid Aunt wrote:
Slept in this morning,did a few choirs around the house. |
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Well, first I did the tenors, then the baritones... |
Well, see, if you start with the basses, then by the time you get to the baris and tenors, they might be basses.
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seawolf17
Aug 27 2012 07:30 AM
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Just got misty-eyed reminiscing about CF and Latvia.
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Edgy MD
Sep 27 2012 02:43 PM
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24-7 Wise Guy wrote:
RA wins 20, with an Acosta "hold" it would have been sweeter |
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Edgy MD
Oct 04 2012 08:36 PM
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Brooklyn Friend wrote:
The line about Big Bird hurt. It felt like he was taking a cheap shot at a friend. |
Friend of Brooklyn Friend wrote:
You should have heard what was said about Snuffleufaguess... |
Friend of Brooklyn Friend wrote:
Sorry, Snuffleupagas |
Friend of Brooklyn Friend wrote:
Snuffleupagus |
Friend of Brooklyn Friend wrote:
Steve |
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Kong76
Oct 07 2012 02:59 PM
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Lazy Q .. how do you de-friend a person? I got this guy who every
weekend posts 17,000 political things and it's driving me nuts.
Just stfu already, we get where you stand and don't care!!
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metirish
Oct 07 2012 03:11 PM
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Go to the persons page, hover the mouse over "Friends" and it will drop down, at the bottom is unfriend.
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Kong76
Oct 07 2012 03:21 PM
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Thanks, dude ... may do a few more tonight after dinner.
Hate having one's politics constantly shoved in my face(book).
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Fman99
Oct 07 2012 09:04 PM
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seawolf17
Oct 08 2012 02:04 PM
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That literally made me laugh out loud.
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Edgy MD
Oct 08 2012 02:15 PM
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Is that your'n?
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Fman99
Oct 08 2012 03:12 PM
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Edgy DC wrote:
Is that your'n? |
Yes, this was handed to me at Open House last week. What's funny is that Fboy knows that beer is not my normal beverage of choice; aside from having a cold one at the ballpark I do not normally drink beer. He put that only "to be funny." It worked.
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Mets Willets Point
Oct 11 2012 07:51 AM
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Friend from college, now a Washington-based Nats fan wrote:
It was almost worth the Yankee victory for A-Rod to be so publicly humiliated. |
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Frayed Knot
Oct 11 2012 08:04 AM
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Mets Willets Point wrote:
Friend from college, now a Washington-based Nats fan wrote:
It was almost worth the Yankee victory for A-Rod to be so publicly humiliated. |
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Now you see I root for ARod victories and Yankee humiliations.
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Oct 11 2012 09:07 AM
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Frayed Knot wrote:
Mets Willets Point wrote:
Friend from college, now a Washington-based Nats fan wrote:
It was almost worth the Yankee victory for A-Rod to be so publicly humiliated. |
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Now you see I root for ARod victories and Yankee humiliations. |
Same here. In himself, A-Rod-- mostly off-field-- is an embarrassment; he just doesn't know it half the time.
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Mets Willets Point
Oct 15 2012 02:19 PM
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Everton supporter wrote:
Liverpool have offered Felix Baumgartner a contract. Reckons his experience of diving in places with no atmosphere would fit right in. |
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Kong76
Oct 17 2012 06:09 PM
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I think a post of mine on fb was removed ... I used the word
assholes in it ... is that verboten? If so, fuck you facebook.
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Kong76
Oct 17 2012 06:45 PM
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Thanks, Willet ... now getting:
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Ceetar
Oct 24 2012 08:45 AM
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John Cougar Lunchbucket
Oct 24 2012 08:49 AM
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We never should have traded Rusti Yaub for her.
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Mets Willets Point
Oct 24 2012 12:45 PM
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Someone I'm thinking of de-friending due to the complete tastelessness of this status wrote:
I know this is mean and disgusting but so is the Donald. Dear Donald Trump: I was SO hoping that you were going to have a press conference like Budd Dwyer did in 1987. Now that would have been some news!! Especially if you ended it the way he did!!! For those of you who dont know who Budd Dwyer is, Google it, or better yet YOU TUBE IT!!! Its mind blowing!! |
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metirish
Oct 24 2012 01:09 PM
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Fucking hell Willets, I did Google the name and am shocked, 1) at what happened and the way it went down, 2) that anyone would post something so vile as a status......that they would even think it for fecks sake....
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Mets Willets Point
Oct 24 2012 01:15 PM
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Yes, I would strongly advise against searching for Bud Dwyer on YouTube, especially if you don't know who he is.
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metirish
Oct 24 2012 01:17 PM
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How shocked are you that your FB "friend" would post that?, is this person a close firend?, a respectable person?,kids?
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Mets Willets Point
Oct 24 2012 01:21 PM
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metirish wrote:
How shocked are you that your FB "friend" would post that?, is this person a close firend?, a respectable person?,kids? |
Someone I know from the walking tour group I volunteer with. He's a very engaging guide and usually someone who can make a funny quip. Not someone I know well otherwise.
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Ceetar
Oct 24 2012 01:42 PM
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Mets Willets Point wrote:
Yes, I would strongly advise against searching for Bud Dwyer on YouTube, especially if you don't know who he is. |
noted.
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Swan Swan H
Oct 24 2012 02:43 PM
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If you can't stand to watch the Bud Dwyer videos, perhaps this song about him will suffice:
[youtube:1ssfuzrj]o9mJ82x_l-E[/youtube:1ssfuzrj]
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Frayed Knot
Oct 24 2012 02:54 PM
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IIRC some TV stations actually aired that footage at the time.
Most opted not to but not all of them.
I've never seen the video and don't plan on it anytime soon.
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John Cougar Lunchbucket
Oct 24 2012 03:12 PM
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It's grosser than you might imagine.
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Ceetar
Oct 25 2012 05:55 AM
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Not a friend in any sense of the word, but it was on my facebook feed and I laughed, so I'll share. (I believe he lives in San Fran)
Christopher Moore wrote:
Hi. So how you guys doing? I'm fine. Thanks. Writing, watching a little baseball, you know, stuff. I'll check back with you in a bit. I'm already getting a little sad that pumpkin spice lattes are going to go away soon. It's really what we use to gage the passing of the seasons here in California. Oh, Peppermint Mocha? I guess I'd better buy some presents and tell my friends I'm going to be out of town for December. Then is rain month. Then 60-70 partly sunny until Pumpkin Spice Latte time again. Alas, I've overshared. Again. |
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Edgy MD
Oct 28 2012 12:37 PM
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Funny and Talented but Sadly Underemployed Architect Friend wrote:
Businesswoman #1: We need a sign for our headquarters.
Businesswoman #2: I have a friend who carves tombstones. |
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metsmarathon
Oct 31 2012 05:12 PM
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wife's clearly oblivious 1%-er friend on the west coast who went to school in Hoboken and has tons of friends back east wrote:
I want to tell (daughter) that if she doesn't stop being such a brat and go to sleep that Halloween is cancelled. But it's only once a year so I will eat all her donut holes instead while she's upstairs |
Two comments:
"the rest of the country isn't waiting for us to have Halloween on Monday?" and "come to nj. Halloween cancelled for all"
No response.
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Nov 07 2012 09:22 AM
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Central PA cousin's wife whose family benefitted from federally-extended unemployment assistance for 18 months from 2010-2011 wrote:
I'd like to apologize now to Joshua, Luke, Jimmy, Noah and Leah for the mess that they and their children will be left to clean up because of 4 more years. It's okay I'll go to work every day so that my hard earned money can be taken from my family and given to people who would rather sit home on their asses in front of their tv's and wait for a handout from the government. And maybe just maybe by 2016 this nation will be in a bad enough spot that we can finally elect a REAL President back into the White House. By then we might just need to find an Abraham Lincoln!!!! |
U.S.A now stands for United Socialists of America. Goodbye to our Freedom :(
... Thanks Kelly, I am due in the spring. Very excited except we might have to move to western canada now so the kids can grow up in an democracy |
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Edgy MD
Nov 07 2012 09:49 AM
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Sheesh. No matter who loses, Canada wins! Huge migration of sore losers and their Yankee greenbacks to the north either way.
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Swan Swan H
Nov 08 2012 12:31 PM
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Friend, and response from friend-of-friend:
Anyone know where I can get good, affordable shiatsu massage in NYC?
If flexible, I have an NYC friend with a good adorable shih tzu.
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A Boy Named Seo
Nov 09 2012 08:42 PM
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Feel like this is prob some righty cut & paste thing being passed around, but this from a retired OC real estate guy/job-creator I used to rent from. 'Have fun with your terrorist attack, kids! It's yours, not ours!' Don't loose interest til you get to the end.
Congratulations to the Democrats and Young People! You now own it.
The next terrorist attack you own it.
Can't get a job after graduation, you own it.
Sky rocketing energy prices due to Obama's EPA shutting down the energy producing states, you own it. A nuclear Iran, you own it.
Bowing to the Soviet Union, you own it.
Another severe recession, you own it.
A volatile border with Mexico, you own it.
Trouble getting good health care, you own it.
Higher heath insurance costs and health care costs, you own it.
No budget, you own it.
Our allies mistrust, you own it.
Another trillion of debt, you own it.
More Benghazi situations, you own it.
No one willing to join the military, you own it.
Trouble getting a loan to buy a home, you own it.
More dependency on food stamps, you own it.
Several part time jobs instead of a good job, you own it.
A World Government, you own it.
The UN governing the United States instead of ourselves, you own it.
A Senate that will not bring any legislation to the table rather it is "Dead on Arrival", you own it.
China controlling our world trade trampling all over us, you own it.
Loss of our freedoms as we have known it in the past, you own it.
A dictatorship instead of a democracy that follows the Constitution, you own it.
Less take home pay and higher living costs, you own it.
Driving a car that looks like a toy, you own it.
More government corruption and lies, you own it.
More toleration of extreme and fanatical Islamists, you own it.
Terrorist attacks called work place incidents, you own it.
Your revenge instead of love of country, you own it.
President George Bush is out of it now, and there is not another good man for you to villify and lie about.
In a way I am relieved that another good man will not be blamed when it was impossible to clean up this mess you voted for.
Have a good day. God bless the United States and Arizona! God is our hope now.
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Arsehole Friend #1, 100% correct!!
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Arsehole Friend #2 Add to that, when the battle starts, you loose it.
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Arsehole Friend #3 AMEN!!!
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Edgy MD
Nov 09 2012 09:28 PM
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| Driving a car that looks like a toy, you own it. |
Hey, wait. That's a CHOICE, man.
Car make me look GOOD! GOOD, man!
You wish you had a ride like this. Shit... .
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Chad Ochoseis
Nov 10 2012 12:27 PM
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| Bowing to the Soviet Union, you own it. |
Damn straight. We should have elected someone who could stand up to that effin' commie Brezhnev.
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themetfairy
Nov 10 2012 12:30 PM
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| The next terrorist attack you own it. |
It's such a shame that we had a Democrat in office on September 11th, 2001.
Oh, wait....
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themetfairy
Nov 24 2012 02:03 PM
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| I enjoy watching the girls play with the nativity set. I'm curious to know when baby Jesus became so adept at Kung fu. |
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Mets Willets Point
Dec 09 2012 02:57 AM
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Boss: are you going to the Holiday Party this afternoon?
Me: Unfortunately I can not attend I have to prep for the Santa Speedo run on Saturday.
Boss: What does that entail
Me: Manscaping.
Boss: You can leave at 3..looks like you have work to do!! |
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cooby
Dec 09 2012 08:47 AM
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themetfairy wrote:
| I enjoy watching the girls play with the nativity set. I'm curious to know when baby Jesus became so adept at Kung fu. |
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Hehehe!
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Edgy MD
Dec 10 2012 02:21 PM
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| Jim Duquette and 2 other friends like Best Buy. |
Ergo, Braden Looper.
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seawolf17
Dec 10 2012 02:24 PM
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You're Facebook friends with Jim Duquette?
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Edgy MD
Dec 10 2012 02:29 PM
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I'm thinking of asking him for advice with the drapes.
Also, my friend Steve, bassist and producer for my wife's next album, makes his real money playing live-band karaoke, and got this baby for his memory album.
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