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Who's the better looking guy?

David Allen Wright

9 votes

Mark Sanchez

5 votes

The Second Spitter Oct 26 2010 01:22 AM

If you were a chick or gay, who would you rather do. If you're a chick, who would you rather do.

metirish Oct 26 2010 04:25 AM Re: Who's the better looking guy?

Sanchez

John Cougar Lunchbucket Oct 26 2010 05:23 AM Re: Who's the better looking guy?

Gayest thread ever, and that's saying something.

Benjamin Grimm Oct 26 2010 06:28 AM Re: Who's the better looking guy?

Including Wright's middle name threw me for a second. It caused me to not recognize the name. I thought "David Allen Wright" was probably some teen actor who plays a vampire in the movies.

themetfairy Oct 26 2010 06:42 AM Re: Who's the better looking guy?

Damn - I don't think that cougar is really my style....

metirish Oct 26 2010 07:22 AM Re: Who's the better looking guy?

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Gayest thread ever, and that's saying something. Just vote and stop gay bashing I'm going to guess that Second Spitter and Seo were lounging around Seo's bachelor pad talking about this......yeah , gayest thread ever might just be correct.

Edgy DC Oct 26 2010 07:23 AM Re: Who's the better looking guy?

If I'm going to give it up, there better be Mets tickets coming in return. Which means I'm leaning toward Wright, but then those eyebrows come into the equation, and the way he wipes his snot on his shirt. TOTAL TURNOFF!!

TransMonk Oct 26 2010 07:43 AM Re: Who's the better looking guy?

I think Wright's better looking. I don't have the desire to have a romantic encounter with either. NTTAWWT.

MFS62 Oct 26 2010 07:56 AM Re: Who's the better looking guy?

Is this some sneaky way to bring up the topic of clutch again? Homey don't play 'dat. But if I were a chick, Sanchez. Later

soupcan Oct 26 2010 08:19 AM Re: Who's the better looking guy?

Sanchez is simply a handsome man. Wright looks like an overgrown Eddie Munster and his eyebrows are on pace to look like Andy Rooney's one day.

Frayed Knot Oct 26 2010 08:21 AM Re: Who's the better looking guy? Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Oct 26 2010 08:23 AM

I believe that, under Brezhnev, Russians were able to predict the severity of the coming winter by seeing how bushy Leonid's eyebrows had grown over the preceding few months.

soupcan Oct 26 2010 08:23 AM Re: Who's the better looking guy?

Better!

John Cougar Lunchbucket Oct 26 2010 08:28 AM Re: Who's the better looking guy?

This guy's not necessarily headed to the eyebrow Hall of Fame;

HahnSolo Oct 26 2010 09:02 AM Re: Who's the better looking guy?

I went to Mrs. Solo on this one and her vote goes to Sanchez. Does think Wright is cute in a little boy kind of way.

TransMonk Oct 26 2010 09:07 AM Re: Who's the better looking guy?

David wants to make himself pretty for you.

Benjamin Grimm Oct 26 2010 09:10 AM Re: Who's the better looking guy?

The Second Spitter wrote: If you were a chick or gay, who would you rather do. I'm a terrible judge of male attractiveness, so I'll have to sit this one out. In the 80's, my sister used to tell me which Mets were cute and which ones weren't. (She liked Mazzilli, Aguilera, and Heep and not Sid Fernandez.)

John Cougar Lunchbucket Oct 26 2010 10:12 AM Re: Who's the better looking guy?

Wifey Bucket wrote: Neither. QB has spots and wright looks wet

Edgy DC Oct 26 2010 10:16 AM Re: Who's the better looking guy?

David called me his man.

Fman99 Oct 26 2010 10:23 AM Re: Who's the better looking guy?

If we're going to all go gay, collectively, then I'll take whichever one has the bigger cock.

soupcan Oct 26 2010 10:31 AM Re: Who's the better looking guy?

I'll go for tighter asshole. That's right, I said it.

Willets Point Oct 26 2010 10:34 AM Re: Who's the better looking guy?

I'm not opening this thread anymore.

metirish Oct 26 2010 10:34 AM Re: Who's the better looking guy?

Dying over here

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Oct 26 2010 12:41 PM Re: Who's the better looking guy?

Besides being more classically-handsome-- really, David's looks aren't bad, but they're soft around the edges, and not exactly primary-selling-point good; Sanchez has marble-carved cheekbones-- Sanchez is taller. And sometimes, you just want to feel taken care of. I do think SugarPants would work a little harder in the ways of love than Everybody's All American... but then, we've seen what he does when pressing.

Ceetar Oct 26 2010 12:55 PM Re: Who's the better looking guy?

Wright I'd rather be in the family section at Citi. (though presumably Sanchez can get free Mets tickets as well) Wright has a little less chance of being seriously injured (though I guess he is up 1-0 on concussions?) and is probably richer. go ahead, call me a gold digger.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Oct 26 2010 01:56 PM Re: Who's the better looking guy?

I don't believe the question was, "Who would you rather date?" or "With whom would you rather build a home?"

Edgy DC Oct 26 2010 02:16 PM Re: Who's the better looking guy?

ceets is being strategic and I support that.

Ceetar Oct 26 2010 02:27 PM Re: Who's the better looking guy?

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: I don't believe the question was, "Who would you rather date?" or "With whom would you rather build a home?" Topic is different than the post *shrug* If you were a chick or gay, who would you rather do.

Ceetar Oct 26 2010 02:28 PM Re: Who's the better looking guy?

Or maybe it's a nested else-if ladder? Does it depend on which uniform they have on? I don't particularly like the Jets Hess-Green uniforms..is Wright in the pinstripes?

cooby Oct 26 2010 08:55 PM Re: Who's the better looking guy?

David Wright looks like a doofus. I don't know what the other guy looks like but I'd probably like him better, because David Wright looks like a doofus.

cooby Oct 26 2010 09:00 PM Re: Who's the better looking guy?

Okay I just read through the thread and saw the other guy. Ew. Are there no real men playing QB anymore?

metsmarathon Oct 27 2010 05:30 PM Re: Who's the better looking guy?

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: I don't believe the question was, "Who would you rather date?" or "With whom would you rather build a home?" what, you think i would just give it up that easy? if i like it, i'm gonna find me a state with the applicable set of laws and put a ring on it. i'll just leave that all dangling out there for fman. if i'm going gay, i'm building a gay little life with david wright.

Fman99 Oct 27 2010 07:53 PM Re: Who's the better looking guy?

metsmarathon wrote: LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: I don't believe the question was, "Who would you rather date?" or "With whom would you rather build a home?" what, you think i would just give it up that easy? if i like it, i'm gonna find me a state with the applicable set of laws and put a ring on it. i'll just leave that all dangling out there for fman. if i'm going gay, i'm building a gay little life with david wright. I hear if you put a ring on it it gets harder, better, longer. Wait, what?

soupcan Oct 28 2010 07:42 AM Re: Who's the better looking guy?

Yeah sure, you 'hear'. You're not fooling anyone .