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Rank the Beatle Babes

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Nov 04 2010 10:26 AM

Rank the Beatle Wifeys and Girlies

John's Jo's

Cynthia Lennon (x-wifey)


Yoko Ono (widow)


May Pang (Yoko's assistant and periodic Lennon Licker)


Brian Epstein (rumored roughhouser)

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Paul's Paramours


Dot Rhone (early girly)


Jane Asher (x-fiance)


Francie Schwartz (mistress whose discovery crushed Asher-McCartney nups)


Linda McCartney (dead wife)


Heather Mills (x-wife)


Nancy Shevell (current bish)

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Harrison's Honeys

Patty Boyd (x-wife)


Olivia Trinidad Arias (widow)

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Ringo's Bimbos

Maureen Cox (ex-wifey)


Barbara Bach (wifey 2)

Ashie62
Nov 04 2010 10:34 AM
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Quite a dogshow.

Edgy DC
Nov 04 2010 10:46 AM
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If I vote for May do I get to hang out with Tony Visconti?

TransMonk
Nov 04 2010 10:51 AM
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What do you call a dog with wings?

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Nov 04 2010 11:18 AM
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I suppose it's Patti Boyd or Barbara Bach fighting it out for my vote.

Hmm. Add some grease and a time machine in there, and that's not a bad idea.

Willets Point
Nov 04 2010 11:43 AM
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Patti Boyd. There's something about her that's wonderful tonight and eases my worried mind.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Nov 04 2010 11:50 AM
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Researching this I came across this story of George's widow: When he was attacked by that whackjob in his home, Olivia called the authorities, beat the guy with a fireplace poker and subdued him until cops arrived.

The next day George received a fax from Tom Petty which said: Aren't you glad you married a Mexican?

Me, I dig the 60s English chicks over the NYers they all seemed to go for after they were stars.

My top 4 are Jane, Patti, Mo & Cynthia. Janes family had lots of dough, that would have helped too.

Edgy DC
Nov 04 2010 11:56 AM
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John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:
Aren't you glad you married a Mexican?

There's totally a song in there.

Frayed Knot
Nov 04 2010 12:20 PM
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Tough to tell just from some of those pics.
Have to go with Barbara (I'd like to get her on her) Bach based solely on my current knowledge.

Edgy DC
Nov 04 2010 12:26 PM
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When you're done with the Beatle babes, rank your Bachs:

Barbara
Catherine
J.S.
J.C.
P.D.Q.
Pamela
Richard
Sebastian

Frayed Knot
Nov 04 2010 12:32 PM
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All of which reminds me that I saw a piece on the news a few weeks back about Julian Lennon doing a photography showing somewhere which produced the public gathering of Julian, Sean, Cynthia & Yoko.
Things were all happy/smiley although some of the back story wasn't always pleasant.

Edgy DC
Nov 04 2010 12:44 PM
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Julian and Sean had a reconciliation a few years ago when Julian showed up backstage at one of Sean's concerts. Sean saw him and did a doubletake, shook his head, and said "Sorry, dude, you just kinda look like my brother."

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Nov 04 2010 12:53 PM
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I would never have guessed people show up at Sean Lennon concerts.

Edgy DC
Nov 04 2010 12:54 PM
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It was in Europe.

RealityChuck
Nov 04 2010 12:56 PM
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I vote for Layla.

A Boy Named Seo
Nov 04 2010 01:30 PM
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Patty Boyd, shah-huh. And I'm a fan of lost weekends & cute Asians, so I'll give May Pang the #2 slot, and Francie #3.

Dot Rhone? Looked her up, and not to sound like an internet jerk or anything, but c'mon, Paul, what's going on there?

SteveJRogers
Nov 04 2010 04:37 PM
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Gotta give it to one of the best Bond Girls ever.

BTW, also need to give some love to the woman Ringo went with inbetween Mo and Barbara, Nancy Lee Andrews



Who was, and still is, a professional photographer.



I believe May Pang is also one if I'm not mistaken. So, Nancy, May, Linda. Lots of photogs within the Beatle inner circle.

SteveJRogers
Nov 04 2010 04:39 PM
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A Boy Named Seo wrote:
And I'm a fan of lost weekends


And you are right there where John's Lost Weekend happened! Go to Troubadours much Seo?

A Boy Named Seo
Nov 04 2010 04:44 PM
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SteveJRogers wrote:
A Boy Named Seo wrote:
And I'm a fan of lost weekends


And you are right there where John's Lost Weekend happened! Go to Troubadours much Seo?


I'd be all up in May Pang's bajingo if I was right where John's Lost Weekend happened. But I do go to the Troub a lot. THE best place to see a rock show in... anywhere. Be there next weekend, matter of fact.

SteveJRogers
Nov 04 2010 04:49 PM
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A Boy Named Seo wrote:
A Boy Named Seo wrote:
And I'm a fan of lost weekends


And you are right there where John's Lost Weekend happened! Go to Troubadours much Seo?


I'd be all up in May Pang's bajingo if I was right where John's Lost Weekend happened. But I do go to the Troub a lot. THE best place to see a rock show in... anywhere. Be there next weekend, matter of fact.



HAHAHA! True, true. Considered doing a "John Lennon: The Lost Weekend Tour" when I was out there this summer, Troubadour, the house out in Malibu that John and May stayed in, the recording studio where John and Harry Nilsson were recording. But didn't have time to fit that stuff in.

Edgy DC
Nov 04 2010 05:37 PM
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Steve J. Rogers arrested wearing a feminine hygiene project on his head. Film at 11.

SteveJRogers
Nov 04 2010 05:46 PM
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Edgy DC wrote:
Steve J. Rogers arrested wearing a feminine hygiene project on his head. Film at 11.


I didn't say I wanted to REENACT John's Lost Weekend!

Plus I'd need to heckle a Smothers Brother as well...

Fman99
Nov 04 2010 06:41 PM
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I'd go after every one of them, and I'd use Heather Mills' peg leg to do it. 'Cause I'm nasty like that.

dgwphotography
Nov 04 2010 07:02 PM
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The former Linda Eastman

TheOldMole
Nov 05 2010 07:39 AM
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I'll go for May.

dgwphotography
Nov 05 2010 08:20 AM
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The first (only?) person to both photograph a cover of Rolling Stone, and be on the cover of Rolling Stone...

Edgy DC
Nov 05 2010 09:01 AM
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I'm investigating the Dot Rhone angle.

My uncle and godfather was an early paramour to "Ellie Greenwich." She met Jeff Barry and kicked him to the curb, so this stuff is fascinating to me.

Edgy DC
Nov 05 2010 09:03 AM
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dgwphotography wrote:


The first (only?) person to both photograph a cover of Rolling Stone, and be on the cover of Rolling Stone...

With your avatar right next to her photo, and the light just so, this post is creepy in a way I can't explain.

cooby
Nov 05 2010 05:32 PM
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Why isn't May wearing a shirt?

TheOldMole
Nov 05 2010 07:25 PM
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Hot day?