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Fman99 Dec 29 2010 09:09 PM

Shit drives me nuts! OK, today, file this under the category of "shit at the gym that drives me nuts." And no, this isn't another rant on the disturbing non-tendency of some men to ignore their towel in favor of cock-air-exposure in the locker room. Because I have a per day cock limit and you're crossing the line, shower-boy. No, this one is the guy who's standing directly in front of my treadmill, yakking at the girl on the treadmill next to me who may or may not be his girlfriend, about NOTHING, while I'm trying to do sprints and listen to music and watch closed captioned television and the hindquarters of other female gym patrons, but, still, can't focus on ANY of these things. HEY BUDDY, GET YOUR ASS OVER TO THE NAUTILUS MACHINES AND GET OUT OF MY GRILL.

Ashie62 Dec 29 2010 10:24 PM Re: Pet Peeves

I don't like tardiness.

Chad Ochoseis Dec 30 2010 07:58 AM Re: Pet Peeves

Fman99 wrote: Because I have a per day cock limit I'm not going to ask if it's in the single digits or not. Since I just got back from a flight yesterday, I'm going to rant about seriously out-of-shape people who insist on pushing the 40-pound carry-on bag limit to the max, thereby holding up the 150 or so people behind them waiting to get off an airplane while they struggle with getting their bug-ugly overstuffed faux-leather poke out of the overhead compartment. I'm torn between the angel on my right shoulder that whispers "help that poor soul" and the devil on my left shoulder who screams "knock the poor soul aside and explain to him or her that Continental Airlines will gladly check baggage for a nominal fee next time you fly. WELCOME TO NEWARK, JAGOFF!" Sucker that I am, I usually wind up helping the poor soul. But in my heart, I'm knocking Jagoff aside and hoping he/she gets at least moderately trampled by the crowd trying to disembark.

Fman99 Dec 30 2010 08:19 AM Re: Pet Peeves

Chad Ochoseis wrote: Fman99 wrote: Because I have a per day cock limit I'm not going to ask if it's in the single digits or not. The limit is 2. Fboy still needs some parental attention at times when it comes to getting ready for bed and such. Once I've seen cock #3, that means I'm having a bad day.

G-Fafif Dec 30 2010 11:53 AM Re: Pet Peeves

My older cat really reacts theatrically badly when I accidentally step on his tail. He also doesn't much care for being fed only twice a day. Yes, my pet has several peeves.