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Expectations of Eleven: Ronny Paulino
Edgy MD Feb 09 2011 08:56 PM |
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Ronny Leonel Paulino
Number: 9 Wife: His MLB bio lists none, but it does say he has a five-year-old daughter. so he's got that going for him. Which is nice. Nickname: I don't see any, but for being dumb enough to risk his career over what he claimed was a diet pill, I dub him "Seņor Zantrex." (Yeah, I guess not, but I'm open to suggestions.) Namesakes: Friendster sends me this guy. Thirty and single? With dimples like that? Is this some sort of trick? Best Day in 2010: I guess any day you don't get traded back to Pittsburgh is pretty good, but Ronny best remembers this day, when his Fishies followed an 8-0 shutout loss to the Chicago White Sox with some 13-0 payback led by Ronnie and his seven total bases, including a singe, a double, a homer, two runs scored, one driven in (his own self) and catching a shutout pitched by four pitchers. Last Word: Ronny has to open the season finishing out his PED suspension. After that, he's expected to protect Josh Thole from lefthanded starters. How much protection Thole will need remains to be seen. What do you expect of Ronny Paulino in 2011?
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Ceetar Feb 09 2011 09:03 PM Re: Expectations of Eleven: Ronny Paulino |
i'm supposed to expect something from this guy? gee..I dunno.
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MFS62 Feb 09 2011 09:28 PM Re: Expectations of Eleven: Ronny Paulino |
Mashing the crap out of lefties, mostly sitting against righties.
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batmagadanleadoff Feb 09 2011 09:32 PM Re: Expectations of Eleven: Ronny Paulino |
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It's all in the splits. Why is this and the other related threads called "Expectations of Eleven?" You've submitted more than 11 Mets and there's more than 11 of us. I'm going to assume that this is some clever play on words that's over my head.
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Edgy MD Feb 09 2011 09:33 PM Re: Expectations of Eleven: Ronny Paulino |
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Yeah, there's something Shane Spencery there. He looks like a guy who could put up good numbers if he could be isoltated against lefties, but doesn't manage to stay isolated. How come nobody could do that? The Pirates couldn't do it with switch-hitting Ryan Doumit. The Marlins had John Baker (who I conflate with Paul Bako and Matt Treanor but does bat lefthanded). What gives? Is platooning catchers that hard?
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Ashie62 Feb 09 2011 09:37 PM Re: Expectations of Eleven: Ronny Paulino |
Paulino will be a pleasant surprise.
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batmagadanleadoff Feb 09 2011 09:43 PM Re: Expectations of Eleven: Ronny Paulino |
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Not if you're Earl Weaver. Lefty-righty catching platoons: (Etchebarren & Hendricks) (Duncan & Hendricks). Earl Weaver could do everything.
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Edgy MD Feb 09 2011 10:03 PM Re: Expectations of Eleven: Ronny Paulino |
Except win a second championship, but yeah.
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Ceetar Feb 09 2011 10:06 PM Re: Expectations of Eleven: Ronny Paulino |
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I imagine he was going for the alliteration thing. And referring to the year in which we're expecting it.
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Edgy MD Feb 09 2011 10:11 PM Re: Expectations of Eleven: Ronny Paulino |
Somewhat less than cleverly.
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batmagadanleadoff Feb 09 2011 10:12 PM Re: Expectations of Eleven: Ronny Paulino |
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Aha! Eleven is the year. Shouldn't that be "Expectations for Eleven"
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Feb 09 2011 10:22 PM Re: Expectations of Eleven: Ronny Paulino |
This is weird. There's something weird about this guy.
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Frayed Knot Feb 10 2011 06:53 AM Re: Expectations of Eleven: Ronny Paulino |
I always expected Paulino to be a Met since we all know Omar was obsessed with him so, as soon as he was available, it's no surprise that Omar immediately jum .... oops, nevermind.
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Benjamin Grimm Feb 10 2011 07:31 AM Re: Expectations of Eleven: Ronny Paulino |
6 homers. One of them a walkoff. In June. On a Saturday.
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Feb 10 2011 09:41 AM Re: Expectations of Eleven: Ronny Paulino |
Impossible, Grimm-- Saturday's when he does paintball with the boys from the warehouse.
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batmagadanleadoff Feb 10 2011 09:44 AM Re: Expectations of Eleven: Ronny Paulino |
Against lefties, he projects to be a terrific bottom of the order guy. Thank god Minaya didn't get Paulino because then Paulino would've batted higher up in the order and against everbody. Just like Francoeur did.
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Edgy MD Feb 10 2011 09:51 AM Re: Expectations of Eleven: Ronny Paulino |
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You better drop and roll, be you're on fire.
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smg58 Feb 10 2011 10:07 AM Re: Expectations of Eleven: Ronny Paulino |
A useful platoon catcher. I expect a line like his 2009 line with the Marlins -- 80 G, 239 AB, 8 HR, 27 RBI, .272/.340/.423.
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