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Derek Jeter's House

John Cougar Lunchbucket Feb 23 2011 07:56 AM

I'm not saying it's big, but there's an entire level devoted to Ian O'Connor's platitudes. Sure it's a little showy but it makes the other houses in the neighborhood better just by being on their street. Garage is big enough for a Ford Edge, a Range Rover and Joba Chamberlain's ass. ... Thank you ...

metirish Feb 23 2011 08:09 AM Re: Derek Jeter's House

Jetes went with road grey , no name on the mail box please , he's a yankee, thank God.

Valadius Feb 23 2011 08:11 AM Re: Derek Jeter's House

Apparently the locals have taken to calling it "St. Jetersburg".

MFS62 Feb 23 2011 08:13 AM Re: Derek Jeter's House

For those of us wishing he'd take a long walk off a short pier*, he's got one of those, too. Later * = old expression I haven't heard in years.

G-Fafif Feb 23 2011 08:22 AM Re: Derek Jeter's House

The property is overvalued, but it's got great intangibles.

metsguyinmichigan Feb 23 2011 08:46 AM Re: Derek Jeter's House

Looks like he couldn't afford a boat.

Willets Point Feb 23 2011 09:54 AM Re: Derek Jeter's House

Ooh, I'm copying my post from the MFY douchebag thread to here: "The fiscal collapse of 2008 saw the bottom fall out of the Florida housing market. Suddenly, no one was building new homes in the state. But this did not deter Derek Jeter. Showing the same leadership he displays on the hallowed field of Yankee Stadium, Jeter steadfastly brought hope and inspiration to the American economy by building a new house in Florida against the odds."

Willets Point Feb 23 2011 09:55 AM Re: Derek Jeter's House

Speaking of Derek Jeter: WTF Cubs?!

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Feb 23 2011 09:59 AM Re: Derek Jeter's House

Sure that security fence might look imposing, but if you walk a few feet to its left, you can trickle right through to daylight. Also, I hear his house has genital herpes.

G-Fafif Feb 23 2011 10:22 AM Re: Derek Jeter's House

No doubt lavish and quite comfortable, but honestly, not all that attractive.

A Boy Named Seo Feb 23 2011 10:25 AM Re: Derek Jeter's House

Kitchen has all new, state-of-the art appliances, but no range.

Fman99 Feb 23 2011 10:35 AM Re: Derek Jeter's House

A Boy Named Seo wrote: Kitchen has all new, state-of-the art appliances, but no range. Ding ding ding we have a winner!

G-Fafif Feb 23 2011 10:50 AM Re: Derek Jeter's House

That film clip of the audience enthusiastically clapping.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Feb 23 2011 11:09 AM Re: Derek Jeter's House

A Boy Named Seo wrote: Kitchen has all new, state-of-the art appliances, but no range. That's the one I was grasping for this morning.

Centerfield Feb 23 2011 02:07 PM Re: Derek Jeter's House

Those contractors did a great job of picking up A-Rod's house and moving it to the left.

metsguyinmichigan Feb 23 2011 02:31 PM Re: Derek Jeter's House

A Boy Named Seo wrote: Kitchen has all new, state-of-the art appliances, but no range. Spectacular!!!!

seawolf17 Feb 23 2011 02:44 PM Re: Derek Jeter's House

Damn, there's great stuff in this thread. I bow in respectful awe.

A Boy Named Seo Feb 23 2011 03:28 PM Re: Derek Jeter's House

Gardeners instructed to give all hedges 'a fade'.

metirish Feb 23 2011 04:00 PM Re: Derek Jeter's House

I'm not saying it's big but he has enough room in his kitchen to practice his patented catch and throw with his servants

metsguyinmichigan Feb 23 2011 08:57 PM Re: Derek Jeter's House

My wife notes that his shower must have three settings: Hot, cold and soft rain.

MFS62 Feb 23 2011 09:31 PM Re: Derek Jeter's House

A Boy Named Seo wrote: Kitchen has all new, state-of-the art appliances, but no range. I'm torn. On one hand that line makes me wish we still nominated, and voted for, BOCs. On the other hand, why go through all that work ? That one would have won hands down. Later

metsguyinmichigan Feb 28 2011 12:54 PM Re: Derek Jeter's House

[url]http://www.mlive.com/business/west-michigan/index.ssf/2011/02/derek_jeters_splashy_mansion_m.html There's no escaping Derek Jeter and his house. Now my own paper is getting into the act!

metirish Feb 28 2011 01:16 PM Re: Derek Jeter's House

I dunno , I'd want a proper yard for that money......fucking twat Jeter.

metsmarathon Feb 28 2011 03:02 PM Re: Derek Jeter's House

that is a seriously ugly mansion jeter's building. i mean, it looks like it was designed by HOK. it's as much an english manor as ysiii is ysi

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Feb 28 2011 03:06 PM Re: Derek Jeter's House

metsmarathon wrote: that is a seriously ugly mansion jeter's building. i mean, it looks like it was designed by HOK. The food, however, is EXCELLENT and locally sourced. (If a little overpriced.)

metirish Feb 28 2011 03:33 PM Re: Derek Jeter's House

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: metsmarathon wrote: that is a seriously ugly mansion jeter's building. i mean, it looks like it was designed by HOK. The food, however, is EXCELLENT and locally sourced. (If a little overpriced.) Notice how he brought the fence in nice and close.

batmagadanleadoff Feb 28 2011 04:14 PM Re: Derek Jeter's House

And he's only a hop, skip and a jumpthrow away from his next door neighbor.

Edgy DC Feb 28 2011 05:56 PM Re: Derek Jeter's House

metirish wrote: Notice how he brought the fence in nice and close. I hear Jeffrey Maier's already been busted reaching over and stealing stuff from the neighbors.

Gwreck Mar 05 2011 08:13 PM Re: Derek Jeter's House

A Boy Named Seo wrote: Kitchen has all new, state-of-the art appliances, but no range. I was at the House of Evil South on Friday night and told this joke (credited appropriately, of course) to the Red Sod fans sitting near me to uproarious laughter. Thanks ABNS.