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WifeY WatcH: 2011-2012

John Cougar Lunchbucket Feb 24 2011 11:00 AM

Is there a 2011 WW thread already? Anyway, I just came across Skip Lockwood's Wifey's book (not literally): [url]http://www.amazon.com/Major-League-Bride-Outside-Ballpark/dp/0786445602

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Feb 24 2011 11:43 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

They've just sort of been floating about forlornly, without a port... the Flying Dutchmen of internet gawk/stalk. Capuano's far better half (she's the biathlete or something, yes?):

John Cougar Lunchbucket Feb 24 2011 11:45 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

I'm ok with her being Bi.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Feb 24 2011 11:48 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

I think the one on the left is Lauren Tankersley (nee Blair). Funny. Seems more like a Dickey girl. (Actually, there's a little crazy in the eyes, isn't there?) OE: A little, yes.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Feb 24 2011 12:07 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

I suppose it's possible that the girls to Lauren's immediate left are each jamming a thumb up her ass.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Feb 24 2011 12:43 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

That's what I was trying to say there. She's got the "I'm getting Hornered" look going.

TheOldMole Feb 24 2011 01:50 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

This has to be the lamest cover blurb of all time. Kathleen Lockwood married Skip Lockwood shortly after graduating from Regis College. Five children, six teams, and thirty-eight years later, the couple lives in New Hampshire. --Lou Gorman, executive consultant, Boston Red Sox, and author of High and Inside: My Life in the Front Offices of Baseball.

Edgy MD Feb 24 2011 05:15 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

"Uh, thanks, Lou. Douche."

The Second Spitter Mar 18 2011 10:53 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Mar 18 2011 10:57 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

Mrs. Emaus?

The Second Spitter Mar 18 2011 11:03 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

Could be Ms.....but important enough to include in his fb profile pic.

Benjamin Grimm Mar 18 2011 11:17 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

Andy Martino says that we hate her because of her swarthy skin.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Mar 18 2011 11:42 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

Benjamin Grimm wrote: Andy Martino says that we hate her because of her swarthy skin. I knew there was some reason I woke up this morning and starting booing BetterHalfer.

Ceetar May 08 2011 11:02 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

Jason Pridie's Girlfriend. former softball player

Benjamin Grimm May 08 2011 11:17 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

Wow. What's her name and what's she like?

TheOldMole May 08 2011 12:09 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

Her name is Mrs. Coleman and she likes me, bub.

metirish May 08 2011 01:52 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

Hot damn, she's a real charmer, and I thought Jason was smiling because of the three run bomb.

Ceetar May 08 2011 04:47 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

Bianca Cruz [url]http://www.bustedcoverage.com/?p=14108

MFS62 May 08 2011 05:21 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

Ceetar wrote: Bianca Cruz [url]http://www.bustedcoverage.com/?p=14108 After a lot of pictures and dark screen, I saw an announcement for a sale at Lord and Taylor. If that's what they're selling, I'm buying. Later

Fman99 May 08 2011 06:58 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

Ceetar wrote: Jason Pridie's Girlfriend. former softball player I'm swelling, and not with Prid(i)e...

Willets Point May 09 2011 09:29 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

Note to self: don't open this thread at work.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr May 09 2011 09:33 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

Good God, Pridie, you're dating Sophia Loren 2.0. I'm not one these days to give people relationship advice... but son, you need to put a ring and a GPS tracker on that one. Yain't gettin' finer.

Fman99 May 09 2011 03:38 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

Eh, I bet she has hammertoes. Or B.O. Or a big swingin cock. SOMETHING.

Edgy MD May 12 2011 10:14 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

Willie and Trey Harris.

HahnSolo May 12 2011 10:22 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

Ceetar wrote: Jason Pridie's Girlfriend. former softball player I know ballplayers attract hot chicks, but damn. Is this a standard catch for a (until 3 weeks ago) a Triple A outfielder?

Gwreck May 25 2011 01:30 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

The Second Spitter's BFF Mrs. Dillon Gee is featured in this article.

themetfairy May 25 2011 01:35 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

Gwreck wrote: The Second Spitter's BFF Mrs. Dillon Gee is featured in this article. Every time Gee pitches I think of The Second Spitter making time with his wife.

metsguyinmichigan May 25 2011 01:47 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

That's a neat story. I like reading about the behind-the-scenes stuff.

Ceetar May 25 2011 01:51 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

themetfairy wrote: Gwreck wrote: The Second Spitter's BFF Mrs. Dillon Gee is featured in this article. Every time Gee pitches I think of The Second Spitter making time with his wife. Apparently he should've offered them a place to stay!

Bunt the First Two May 25 2011 02:04 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

KariAnn Gee, O KariAnn Gee RFK Stadium, sitting near me I asked who's that lady --- so young and so free? She turned and she smiled: "The name's Mrs. Gee" "My husband's the pitcher, today he debuts And he'll make The Times, The Post, and The News The puns he'll inspire, the bats he'll retire For he throws with my love, and my love is on fire" Oft have I seen a young Sheila's affection And oft have I charmed them back in my direction For I --- an Australian, a scoundrel, a scamp Played love with no rules, and was known as the champ My loyalty torn: My Mets! My libido! ("The flesh must come first!" was my long-guiding credo) But to see Dillon mow down the Nash'nals that night Was to see KariAnn and her smile in new light I instead stood beside her! My love was for him! She told of the minors, long nights at the gym Of torn ACLs, of road trips in limbo A major league angel, no baseball bride bimbo And so, as I saw bold Dillon dismember That lineup that night, I chose to befriend her Her ally! Defender! Allied to her gender! I! Who would like' scheme to kiss and to bend her! And so I looked back at my life with distaste To know such delights on a night O so chaste At RFK Stadium, sitting near me KariAnn Gee, O KariAnn Gee

John Cougar Lunchbucket May 25 2011 02:20 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

Nice. Can you put up the one with the bridesmaids again? We need to get a poll going.

Bunt the First Two May 25 2011 02:26 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

Hardly seems worth the poll. There isn't a lot of of contrast. Strong jaws, athletic builds, Palin-type upsweeps to the hair. They're even the same size except for the one on the right. But the photos are fun, even if Dillon's face is sort of treated as a subject to avoid. His hair too, as best as that can be worked.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr May 25 2011 02:43 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

Now THAT's wordsmithin'. And some pretty terrible bridesmaids'-dress-tailorin'.

John Cougar Lunchbucket May 25 2011 02:46 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

If you scroll through the galleries on the site you can find a second bridesmaid shot with some potential but I didn't know how to capture the image.

Ceetar May 25 2011 02:53 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

link the gallery? That reminds me, my wedding albums should arrive today.

John Cougar Lunchbucket May 25 2011 03:02 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

It's all flash magic. Go to http://blombergweddings.com/ then cliuck website --> featured weddings then scroll to Dillon & KariAnn (not that I got too creepy in my investigation). That starts up a slideshow with a Maidy Watch photo (and bad music).

batmagadanleadoff May 25 2011 03:06 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

I feel ancient asking this question, but why would a married couple want to post their wedding pictures on the internet? I don't see any good coming from that.

themetfairy May 25 2011 03:32 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

batmagadanleadoff wrote: I feel ancient asking this question, but why would a married couple want to post their wedding pictures on the internet? I don't see any good coming from that. It's way easier sending an e-mail link to people than to print up multiple sets of photos. You can share the pictures with more people, especially friends who live a distance from the bride and groom.

G-Fafif May 25 2011 03:35 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

KariAnn Gee, O KariAnn Gee RFK Stadium, sitting near me Nationals Park, but that's hardly the point, I suppose.

Ceetar May 25 2011 04:04 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

batmagadanleadoff wrote: I feel ancient asking this question, but why would a married couple want to post their wedding pictures on the internet? I don't see any good coming from that. ease It's just easier. when they finish touching up the pictures, viola! they're online for viewing. We had nearly 1000 pictures taken (after editting) and we got to see them as soon as she had them ready. Ultimately we had stuff developed, and sent to us, but that was a couple more weeks. (And now the albums arrive today, but they didn't leave 'em at the door so I have to pick them up omw to work tomorrow. disappointing) But actually, ours are password protected (not that it's hard to guess, it's the 6 digit wedding date) so much more secure than the hundreds of pictures that got uploaded to facebook immediately after anyway.

Ceetar May 25 2011 04:09 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

John Cougar Lunchbucket May 25 2011 05:35 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

nice, ceets. Poll tmw?

Fman99 May 25 2011 09:16 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: nice, ceets. Poll tmw? I've got a pole going right now.

Edgy MD May 25 2011 09:21 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

I guess Blomberg isn't big on focusing.

batmagadanleadoff May 26 2011 11:22 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

themetfairy wrote: batmagadanleadoff wrote: I feel ancient asking this question, but why would a married couple want to post their wedding pictures on the internet? I don't see any good coming from that. It's way easier sending an e-mail link to people than to print up multiple sets of photos. You can share the pictures with more people, especially friends who live a distance from the bride and groom. OK. This makes sense to me, but only if the pics are password protected, like Ceetar's post demonstrates.

Edgy MD May 26 2011 11:25 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

Photographer gives you a lower rate in exchange for permission to show your beautiful C-list celebrity faces on his or her website. (This was not a deal offered to me at my wedding.)

batmagadanleadoff May 26 2011 11:32 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

Edgy DC wrote: Photographer gives you a lower rate in exchange for permission to show your beautiful C-list celebrity faces on his or her website. (This was not a deal offered to me at my wedding.) Got pics?

seawolf17 May 26 2011 11:41 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

Ooh! Edgy bridesmaid poll!

Edgy MD May 26 2011 11:50 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

The famous and much-admired Never-Became-a-Sister Christine would win any poll, but since she was the lone bridesmaid at our wedding, it would be a drama-free vote.

metirish May 26 2011 11:52 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

That last pic of Gee and company walking on the beach looks like it got bad treatment in photoshop, overly saturated blues.

Edgy MD May 26 2011 11:54 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

You know some days, when my woman's being mean, and my ballclub is getting battered, and the boss wants everything yesterday, I've been known to get the oversaturated blues myself.

Ceetar May 26 2011 11:57 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

Edgy DC wrote: Photographer gives you a lower rate in exchange for permission to show your beautiful C-list celebrity faces on his or her website. (This was not a deal offered to me at my wedding.) Mine either. In fact, I don't think my photographer even posted the odd photo to Facebook to show off.

themetfairy Jun 30 2011 10:08 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

Sad news to report - Willie Harris' wife lost her baby yesterday.

Gwreck Jul 16 2011 04:48 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

Learned during the Saturday broadcast: both Niese and Pridie got engaged over the all star break.

bmfc1 Jul 16 2011 05:00 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

Gwreck wrote: Learned during the Saturday broadcast: both Niese and Pridie got engaged over the all star break. To each other?

Frayed Knot Jul 16 2011 05:24 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

bmfc1 wrote: Learned during the Saturday broadcast: both Niese and Pridie got engaged over the all star break. To each other? Hey, it's legal in NYS now (or will be in a few weeks).

Ashie62 Jul 16 2011 05:48 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

So who is catching in this matchup?

Ceetar Jul 16 2011 09:13 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

how does this thread not have Pridie's fiancee picture?

seawolf17 Jul 17 2011 06:34 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

How does every thread not have that picture? I might make her my special avatar.

Fman99 Jul 17 2011 07:03 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

Ceetar wrote: how does this thread not have Pridie's fiancee picture? I am bursting with Pridie.

A Boy Named Seo Jul 17 2011 08:01 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

My innocence is lost. Who is that chick and what's her story?

Frayed Knot Jul 17 2011 08:10 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

Pridie's girlfriend - and I guess now fiance. Softball player who went to college with him. oe: Ooops, looks like he was drafted out of HS so I got the college part wrong, but she is an ex-softballer who met him somewhere. Name is Bianca Cruz

bmfc1 Sep 22 2011 09:26 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

Mets minor leaguer Collin McHugh's wife: http://www.buzzycraftery.com/

Edgy MD Dec 14 2011 01:35 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

Lucas May shown in his engagement photo with his now wife, the empire-waisted Mariah May (nee Murdock). Introduced on a blind date by their great friends Tara and Andy --- affecitonately known as T&A. (Seriously!)

Edgy MD Jun 07 2012 03:20 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011

Did we never do an 2012 thread? Anyhow, Chris and Liz Young (left, doncha know) are proud parents a third time over with young Grant Christopher Young. Shares his name with the drummer from Soul Asylum.

Edgy MD Jul 03 2012 07:12 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011-2012

Happy birthday to Sara Grace Hefner.

Benjamin Grimm Jul 03 2012 07:30 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011-2012

I don't think those are actually her children.

Edgy MD Jul 03 2012 07:36 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011-2012

No, but the Hefs are expecting one.

soupcan Jul 03 2012 07:37 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011-2012

This thread just gets creepier and creepier. But that's why we like it!

HahnSolo Jul 03 2012 07:57 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011-2012

Benjamin Grimm wrote: I don't think those are actually her children. Well, they ain't Jeremy's.

themetfairy Jul 03 2012 07:58 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011-2012

HahnSolo wrote: Benjamin Grimm wrote: I don't think those are actually her children. Well, they ain't Jeremy's. Shhh....Don't tell him!

Fman99 Jul 03 2012 10:31 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011-2012

It's nice to know that there are other creeps here besides myself.

Edgy MD Jul 03 2012 10:34 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011-2012

Hey, wait. I wished her a happy birthday and re-posted two recent pictures from her very own bloggity blog. Not even one of the halter top shots, neither.

Fman99 Jul 03 2012 07:00 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011-2012

Tell it to the judge, stalky. I'm just here to make cock jokes.

Farmer Ted Jul 10 2012 06:49 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011-2012

Epic. http://network.yardbarker.com/mlb/artic ... rantsports

Ceetar Jul 10 2012 09:05 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011-2012

wait, Ronny Cedeno? did we know this? (And did he steal Alex Avila's wife?)

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jul 11 2012 09:26 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011-2012

Sorry Ronny, you had nothing on George Stone.

Edgy MD Jul 11 2012 09:38 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011-2012

Pretty sure Aura's bikini is cut from Diana's old halter top.

Lefty Specialist Jul 11 2012 11:30 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011-2012

If I were Ryan Braun, I would have taken the 50-game suspension and spent it with Larisa Fraser. And it's good to be David Wright, when you can casually toss a Molly Beers aside like a used Kleenex.

Edgy MD Jul 11 2012 11:40 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011-2012

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Sorry Ronny, you had nothing on George Stone. That "pretty" business is dangerous territory, yearbook editors.

bmfc1 Aug 14 2012 12:57 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011-2012

Jennifer Shoppach (left), in 2008: After making the playoffs in 2011. Remember that feeling, Jen:

Edgy MD Aug 14 2012 01:02 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011-2012

Extensions in photo #2?

G-Fafif Aug 14 2012 01:02 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011-2012

Jennifer Shoppach (left), in 2008: Wanna know what "fan services" Alyssa Soloff was performing exactly.

Edgy MD Aug 22 2012 10:33 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011-2012

Welcome aboard, Ashley McHugh, wedding crafterer.

HahnSolo Aug 23 2012 07:31 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011-2012

Would you let a woman who wears that blouse craft your wedding?

Edgy MD Aug 23 2012 07:34 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011-2012

Just as long as I get to pick the band.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 23 2012 08:46 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011-2012

HahnSolo wrote: Would you let a woman who wears that blouse craft your wedding? She's got so many tricks in the inside pockets of that airy rayon, you don't even know.

Edgy MD Sep 11 2012 01:45 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011-2012

Kelly Olerud, and her wonderful hitter, fabulous fielder, and douchebag neighbor of a husband. I don't know about you, but I think if the Oleruds just turn around here, they'll have themselves a damn fine view.

G-Fafif Sep 12 2012 02:29 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011-2012

I admire their ability to paste on grins despite staring directly into one of the ugliest trees on God's green earth.

Fman99 Sep 13 2012 07:29 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011-2012

I'm disappointed that he's not wearing his helmet.

The Second Spitter Sep 14 2012 01:50 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011-2012

Fman99 wrote: I'm disappointed that he's not wearing his helmet. If you put a helmet on his wife, she'll look just like him.

Edgy MD Sep 14 2012 01:35 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011-2012

No way, man. I find a generous amount of neck an attractive attribute.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Sep 14 2012 05:17 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011-2012

Well, sure. That way, she can forage in taller trees.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Oct 12 2012 11:41 AM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011-2012

Meet CariEllen Edgin, impregnated and expecting a boy.

Mets – Willets Point Oct 12 2012 12:09 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011-2012

Creepiest. Thread. Ever.

Edgy MD Oct 12 2012 12:11 PM Re: WifeY WatcH: 2011-2012

Willets hates JC Penney.