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Question/Answer in 2011

The Second Spitter Mar 15 2011 03:31 AM

I have a really large boil on my head. It hurts like hell. What remedies do you suggest?

cooby Mar 15 2011 08:01 PM Re: Question/Answer in 2011

A needle, a lighter, a bottle of peroxide, (do you have blond hair already? you will now) and a tube of Balsam of Myrrh. Ouch, Spitty, that sounds bad. Do you like the longer evenings? or miss the early mornings?

soupcan Mar 15 2011 08:19 PM Re: Question/Answer in 2011

Neither. Daylight savings is always a big pain in my ass. Isn't it irresponsible to live every day like it's your last?

John Cougar Lunchbucket Mar 18 2011 09:27 AM Re: Question/Answer in 2011

Probably. My sister, who's funny and unfortunately has a death sentence as a result of ALS, says As much as I’d like to “make every moment count” and all that syrupy nonsense, the truth is that life is still just life, filled with the usual routines, petty annoyances and Monday blahs. Maybe I do sweat the small stuff less, and the good moments are a little sweeter. Q: Why can't you be like Endicott?

Edgy DC Mar 18 2011 09:41 AM Re: Question/Answer in 2011

Only one answer to that: Because I'm free. Although I probably am a lot like Endicott. What are you looking forward to doing now asap now that the weather is breaking?

metirish Mar 18 2011 09:44 AM Re: Question/Answer in 2011

Edgy DC wrote: What are you looking forward to doing now asap now that the weather is breaking? Getting my son a bike and getting outside with him, hate that he was inside all winter..... Q - Do you eat fish on Fridays ?

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Mar 18 2011 09:54 AM Re: Question/Answer in 2011

I eat fish EVERY day. Fish is delicious; delicious, these fishes! (As one who's technically "lapsed," I don't go out of my way. On occasion, though, my subconscious leads me down the Roman nutri-moral path; last Friday, f'r instance, ordered two-and-a-half meals from the deli a few blocks away, and reflexively chose lox, a tuna fish sammich, and a tomato-basil quiche.) What's the last person, place or thing you remember hating to the point of wishing actual ill on it/him/it?

Fman99 Mar 18 2011 10:38 AM Re: Question/Answer in 2011

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: I eat fish EVERY day. Fish is delicious; delicious, these fishes! (As one who's technically "lapsed," I don't go out of my way. On occasion, though, my subconscious leads me down the Roman nutri-moral path; last Friday, f'r instance, ordered two-and-a-half meals from the deli a few blocks away, and reflexively chose lox, a tuna fish sammich, and a tomato-basil quiche.) What's the last person, place or thing you remember hating to the point of wishing actual ill on it/him/it? My wife's boss, who is a slave driver, an ungrateful bitch, and relentless in her ability to keep my wife tied to her desk, her job and work-related responsibilities. Quick to praise when the day care center is in the black, and quicker to attack when numbers take a turn in the other direction. I'd like to see her slathered in BBQ sauce and fed to killer ants. She's a mean, two faced cunt. She also has a giant head, like a Mylar balloon. Not attractive. My question is, who are you fucking people?

themetfairy Mar 18 2011 12:01 PM Re: Question/Answer in 2011

My husband. What's for dinner?