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Florida in 2011

Edgy DC Mar 24 2011 02:47 PM

What a home for a journalist. http://blogs.forbes.com/danbigman/2011/ ... b-ad-ever/

Willets Point Mar 24 2011 08:29 PM Re: Florida in 2011

Sorry Florida, but you are no longer the craziest state. Not by a long shot.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Mar 25 2011 10:43 AM Re: Florida in 2011

I love that they rumbled in there to put an end to animal cruelty... then ended up executing a Florida Marlins crowd's worth of birds. Well, actually, I love it all. But that's one thing. Florida's running with an established track record of funnystuff. Like, say, the beauty queen who shot a home invader dead... and is now seeking to cash in. The way I see it is, the guy was a really bad guy and if it wasn't my bullets, it probably would have been the police officer's bullets. It's not like he was going to turn his life around. The model and her fiancee claim they didn't know Hill before the break-in. Police are apparently investigating whether that's actually the case. BONUS: "Mommy held me out the window."

metirish Mar 25 2011 10:58 AM Re: Florida in 2011

Willets Point wrote: Sorry Florida, but you are no longer the craziest state. Not by a long shot. Have you ever watched that Segal show? ,when you think reality TV can't go lower this comes along, you'll find yourself turning your ears towards the TV to try and hear him as he seems to whisper everything.......just like in his movies IIRC. I remember one show where he was showing the squad room some of his moves, you could tell they were doing their best not to laugh at him.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 20 2011 03:37 PM Re: Florida in 2011

Perhaps he just hates bikes... She said Gray purposely crashed into her leg and bicycle, knocking her off. Further, she said he picked up the bike, which her late father gave her, and “slammed” it down, causing the front tire to come off. “(The victim) stated that Gray has chased her for the last three days around the parking lot, but she never called the police,” an affidavit states. Gray, who police said appeared “very intoxicated,” denied doing anything. He then offered the woman money to repair the bike. ... and perhaps he just hates not-being-in-jail. A homeless man, who has been arrested at least 120 times since 1998, has been arrested after a woman accused him of assaulting her while she was passed out. Police didn't have to go far to find Grady Bell, 67; he was already being held at the Palm Beach County Main Detention Center. On Tuesday, Bell came before Circuit Judge Krista Marx on a trespassing charge. Because of his frequent visits to the jail, Marx ordered Bell to undergo a mental health evaluation this morning. Instead, he stood in front of Marx yet again, this time facing a sexual battery charge. Marx, who is so familiar with Bell that she calls him by his first name, ordered he be held in lieu of $101,000 bond.

Willets Point Apr 26 2011 10:58 AM Re: Florida in 2011

Florida governor uses Talking Heads' song in campaign advertisement without permission. David Byrne sues and as part of the settlement gets a video apology. Video goes viral on YouTube. [youtube:97y023ms]s4k13LmlcUE[/youtube:97y023ms]

Edgy DC Apr 26 2011 11:11 AM Re: Florida in 2011

David Byrne gave him a lot of shit at the annual meeting of the Society of Prematurely White-Haired Guys.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 26 2011 11:32 AM Re: Florida in 2011

Buying cough drops in the Walgreens in Sanford. Might want to stay away from the lemon-lime. Or, you know, any of the bags that smell like urine.

Edgy DC May 02 2011 08:40 AM Re: Florida in 2011

Florida likes the brevity.

Chad Ochoseis May 10 2011 09:45 AM Re: Florida in 2011

There's some evidence that just spending a month in Florida makes you stupid. http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/n ... d=obinsite

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 02 2011 03:36 PM Re: Florida in 2011

STOOPID WAN CRAWDADDY. NO CRAWDADDY? STOOPIDS MAD. LUCKY, STOOPID CAN HAZ A MASHEEN GUN CUZ STOOPIDS MURRIKAN. Kelly allegedly called the seafood market to order crawfish and became "incredibly irate" when an employee said the store didn't have any, according to a Sheriff's Office report. From 4:50 p.m. to 5:20 p.m., Kelly called the market 11 times, according to the business' caller ID. The later calls went unanswered because the business closed at 5 p.m., investigators said. Employees found 11 bullet holes in the front of the store the next morning. When law enforcement tracked him down and tried to arrest him on foot, Kelly allegedly attempted to hit them with his car.

TransMonk Jun 03 2011 07:35 AM Re: Florida in 2011

Billy Bob Thornton's daughter, Amanda Brumfield, found guilty of manslaughter in girl's death

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jul 06 2011 10:28 AM Re: Florida in 2011

You thought this was about Caylee Anthony, but no... Mentally disabled man beaten after complimenting Ga. Bulldogs shirt By Fran Jeffries A Publix employee in Jacksonville was attacked after complimenting a man wearing a Georgia Bulldogs T-shirt. James Wall, 26, said, “Hey, I like your shirt,” and Ryan Keys responded by punching Wall in the face, according to wokv.com. The attack happened Friday at the Publix on Duval Station Road, but the details were not made public until recently, according to the website. Wall told News4Jax.com that he complimented Keys on his Bulldogs T-shirt, and for no apparent reason, Keys was offended by the statement and decided to attack him. Wall has worked at the store for the past seven years. His family told News4Jax.com that he has the mental capacity of a teenager. Wall was punched in the face so hard it knocked his two front teeth out; the teeth were found 10 to 12 feet from where he was lying, according to the website. Police described Keys as 6-foot-4 and 275 pounds. Keys fled the scene and was later arrested at his home and charged with aggravated battery and resisting arrest, according to the website.

Edgy DC Jul 06 2011 10:39 AM Re: Florida in 2011

What hits me about the Floridian news stories is how soon the guns come out. Cut me off in the parking lot, talk to my gun. Your kid pushed mine on the playground? Say hello to my little friend. In some cases, someone calls the cops, the cops arrive and shoot the caller who greets them with a gun.

Rockin' Doc Jul 06 2011 08:21 PM Re: Florida in 2011

Edgy DC wrote: What hits me about the Floridian news stories is how soon the guns come out. Cut me off in the parking lot, talk to my gun. Your kid pushed mine on the playground? Say hello to my little friend. In some cases, someone calls the cops, the cops arrive and shoot the caller who greets them with a gun. I think it's the incessant heat and humidity that makes people crazy.

Fman99 Jul 06 2011 08:56 PM Re: Florida in 2011

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: You thought this was about Caylee Anthony, but no... Mentally disabled man beaten after complimenting Ga. Bulldogs shirt By Fran Jeffries A Publix employee in Jacksonville was attacked after complimenting a man wearing a Georgia Bulldogs T-shirt. James Wall, 26, said, “Hey, I like your shirt,” and Ryan Keys responded by punching Wall in the face, according to wokv.com. The attack happened Friday at the Publix on Duval Station Road, but the details were not made public until recently, according to the website. Wall told News4Jax.com that he complimented Keys on his Bulldogs T-shirt, and for no apparent reason, Keys was offended by the statement and decided to attack him. Wall has worked at the store for the past seven years. His family told News4Jax.com that he has the mental capacity of a teenager. Wall was punched in the face so hard it knocked his two front teeth out; the teeth were found 10 to 12 feet from where he was lying, according to the website. Police described Keys as 6-foot-4 and 275 pounds. Keys fled the scene and was later arrested at his home and charged with aggravated battery and resisting arrest, according to the website. I can't tell you how many retards I punched the last time I was in Florida.

seawolf17 Jul 06 2011 09:03 PM Re: Florida in 2011

Rockin' Doc wrote: Edgy DC wrote: What hits me about the Floridian news stories is how soon the guns come out. Cut me off in the parking lot, talk to my gun. Your kid pushed mine on the playground? Say hello to my little friend. In some cases, someone calls the cops, the cops arrive and shoot the caller who greets them with a gun. I think it's the incessant heat and humidity that makes people crazy. I vaguely remember a joke from the early 90s that they should name the expansion Miami baseball team the Humidity so people could say "It's not the Heat that are so bad, it's the Humidity."

themetfairy Jul 08 2011 08:39 AM Re: Florida in 2011

45 Reasons Why Florida Is The Craziest State

MFS62 Jul 18 2011 09:50 PM Re: Florida in 2011

Add this one to the list: http://news.yahoo.com/police-fla-teen-k ... 14985.html Later

Fman99 Jul 19 2011 09:14 AM Re: Florida in 2011

MFS62 wrote: Add this one to the list: http://news.yahoo.com/police-fla-teen-k ... 14985.html Later Florida be crazy.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jul 19 2011 09:31 AM Re: Florida in 2011

Well, you can't tell people about the bodies upstairs BEFORE the big shebang. I mean, talk about a party foul! /Pulls tie and collar //Reminds you to stick around for Moody Blues tribute band Knights in White Satin

Edgy DC Jul 19 2011 09:33 AM Re: Florida in 2011

This disaster took place in PSL. Mets prospects may have been invited.

TransMonk Aug 10 2011 01:24 PM Re: Florida in 2011

http://tampa.cbslocal.com/2011/08/10/po ... customers/ police-nap-alleged-zit-popper-grossing-out-fast-food-customers

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 16 2011 10:24 PM Re: Florida in 2011

"For the last time, stop that sh*t, and treat me with some respect, or it's the motherfatherin' tamales." "Yeah, you buntsticker? Well, keep talking like that, and I'm-a give you the faux-bozack."

metirish Aug 23 2011 07:02 AM Re: Florida in 2011

Sickening Junkie Tried to Sell Son

metirish Aug 23 2011 07:26 AM Re: Florida in 2011

Christ Daughter Bakes in Car

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 30 2011 08:52 PM Re: Florida in 2011

From Palm Bay, FL, more Father-of-the-Year stuff... or should I say, "Father/Teen-Street-Fight-Referee-of-the-Year?" Police said Johnson had just refereed a street fight between the other teen and his son, who gave up. Police have not released the name of the 16-year-old victim because of his age, but authorities said he came to the Johnson's home for the semi-organized street fight. But when the teenager started talking back to Johnson, the roles suddenly changed. The 6-foot-5-inch, 220-lb. man clocked the 16-year-old in the head, knocking him to the ground and continued to beat him. Eventually Johnson's son returned to try to break up the fight by holding his father back.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Sep 01 2011 10:55 PM Re: Florida in 2011

Meet Dale McDaniel... man of leisure, man of vice... and man who assaults disabled neighbors with fish.

Ceetar Nov 17 2011 07:24 PM Re: Florida in 2011

People already on line for Black Friday in St. Pete. [url]http://www.shoppingblog.com/blog/1117201113 Two Tampa women, Tito Hernandez and Christine Orta, are already lined up outside the Best Buy in St. Petersburg. ABC Action News reports that the women have been camped out in front of the store since Monday, which put them a ridiculous twelve days ahead of the Black Friday opening. Take a look:

Edgy DC Nov 17 2011 07:52 PM Re: Florida in 2011

Tampa Mayor Bob Buckhorn has sworn to put an end to this Occupy Best Buy business.