IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

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IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

The Second Spitter
Apr 07 2011 02:24 AM

Kick-off is at 3:05PM ET

Hawkman vs. Phillies (career: 1-1, 2.14 ERA)
Carlos Ruiz .333, 1 RBI, 3 K, 9 PA
Raul Ibanez .222, 1 HR, 1 RBI, 1 BB, 2 K, 10 PA
Placido Polanco .200, 1 RBI, 1 BB, 1 K, 11 PA
Ryan Howard .167, 1 RBI, 2 K, 6 PA
Shane Victorino .167, 1 BB, 1 K, 7 PA
Wilson Valdez .143, 2 K, 7 PA
Jimmy Rollins .000, 1 BB, 1 K, 4 PA
Ben Francisco .000, 2 BB, 3 PA
John Mayberry .000, 1 K, 1 PA
Ross Gload --
Michael Martinez --
Pete Orr --

Ginger Face vs. Mets (career: 6-2, 3.86 ERA)
Josh Thole .667, 1 K, 9 PA
Jose Reyes .421, 1 RBI, 1 BB, 3 K, 20 PA
Scott Hairston .333, 1 BB, 2 K, 7 PA
Carlos Beltran .316, 2 HR, 9 RBI, 3 BB, 10 K, 42 PA
Ike Davis .250, 1 RBI, 1 BB, 4 K, 13 PA
Angel Pagan .200, 2 RBI, 1 K, 15 PA
David Wright .133, 1 RBI, 8 K, 15 PA
Willie Harris .000, 1 RBI, 1 BB, 2 K, 7 PA
Lucas Duda .000, 1 K, 3 PA
Brad Emaus --
Chin-lung Hu --
Daniel Murphy --
Mike Nickeas --

Gwreck
Apr 07 2011 08:56 AM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

Reyes SS
Harris LF
Wright 3B
Davis 1B
Pagan CF
Duda RF
Emaus 2B
Thole C
Niese P

Benjamin Grimm
Apr 07 2011 08:59 AM
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Ginger Face???

soupcan
Apr 07 2011 09:43 AM
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Benjamin Grimm wrote:
Ginger Face???

Yeah, not sure I get it either...

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Apr 07 2011 09:45 AM
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Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Apr 07 2011 09:46 AM

"Hawkman v. Creepy Kid From The 'Burbs" also would have worked.

soupcan
Apr 07 2011 09:46 AM
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'Hawkman' is good though

Frayed Knot
Apr 07 2011 10:25 AM
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Benjamin Grimm wrote:
Ginger Face???

Referring to the hair on Halladay's frequently unshaven face. Americans have never taken to using the term 'ginger' for fair/reddish hair the way Brits and other assorted parts of that empire have long done.

G-Fafif
Apr 07 2011 10:29 AM
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The Halladay clan gathers in the stands.

Frayed Knot
Apr 07 2011 10:32 AM
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Wouldn't be complete without a photo of Ginger Baker

Benjamin Grimm
Apr 07 2011 10:38 AM
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The first Ginger that I think of is Ginger Grant:

Followed by... Ginger Rogers.

G-Fafif
Apr 07 2011 10:42 AM
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Reed's: More than a replacement soda.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Apr 07 2011 10:44 AM
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I'm just hoping we send him "back to the rows" a few times.

Benjamin Grimm
Apr 07 2011 10:47 AM
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Ceetar
Apr 07 2011 10:57 AM
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It's weird how much ofa swing game this feels like in April. There's probably a fairly large gap in fan reception if they open at home 4-2 after beating Halladay versus merely 3-3.

Gwreck
Apr 07 2011 11:50 AM
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Bad guys:
Shane Victorino CF
Placido Polanco 3B
Jimmy Rollins SS
Ryan Howard 1B
Ben Francisco RF
Raul Ibanez LF
Carlos Ruiz C
Wilson Valdez 2B
Roy Halladay P

A Boy Named Seo
Apr 07 2011 12:12 PM
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Any illegitimate radio streams trickling down through the internet?

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Apr 07 2011 12:26 PM
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I brought two hot dogs for late lunch, and am drinking out of a Premio cup. Also, I'll no doubt be cursing myself in my head at some point during the game today for being a Mets fan. Voila: Citizens Bank Field at Office Park!

Depending on how the game goes, I may ask my evening supervisor to throw some soda cups at me and boo me on my way out of the office.

G-Fafif
Apr 07 2011 01:05 PM
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[youtube:2pwvwmqs]LN7ImnCsxbU[/youtube:2pwvwmqs]

Gwreck
Apr 07 2011 01:08 PM
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Leadoff single for Jose (again). Maybe we get him home this time.

G-Fafif
Apr 07 2011 01:08 PM
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Halladay fails to replicate perfect game. Gawd, he sucks.

Ceetar
Apr 07 2011 01:08 PM
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Gwreck wrote:
Leadoff single for Jose (again). Maybe we get him home this time.

Wow, just singled for me just now. I'm way behind. silly streaming via internet/phone app.

Benjamin Grimm
Apr 07 2011 01:09 PM
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G-Fafif wrote:
Halladay fails to replicate perfect game. Gawd, he sucks.

HAH! That that, Ginger Face!

G-Fafif
Apr 07 2011 01:10 PM
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Benjamin Grimm wrote:
G-Fafif wrote:
Halladay fails to replicate perfect game. Gawd, he sucks.

HAH! That that, Ginger Face!

G-Fafif
Apr 07 2011 01:15 PM
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Beaky allows a leadoff single.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Apr 07 2011 01:17 PM
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6-4-3

G-Fafif
Apr 07 2011 01:18 PM
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Gwreck
Apr 07 2011 01:18 PM
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Excellent

TransMonk
Apr 07 2011 01:19 PM
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Pitcher's best friend then a K...great job, Jon!

Gwreck
Apr 07 2011 01:20 PM
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Jimmy down swinging and so far Niese is just as good as Halladay.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Apr 07 2011 01:22 PM
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4-pitch walk to to Pagan . It. Is. On.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Apr 07 2011 01:24 PM
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4-6-3

TransMonk
Apr 07 2011 01:25 PM
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Ugh. Live by the sword...

Edgy DC
Apr 07 2011 01:25 PM
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Emaus Otis GiDPs.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Apr 07 2011 01:28 PM
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4-pitch walk for Chubby Howard.

TransMonk
Apr 07 2011 01:31 PM
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Niese piling up the Ks.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Apr 07 2011 01:32 PM
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Whiffs the side!

Gwreck
Apr 07 2011 01:32 PM
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Francisco - K
Ibanez - K
Ruiz - K

Nice.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Apr 07 2011 01:33 PM
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Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Apr 07 2011 01:34 PM

14 pitches, 3 strikeouts for Chooch, Choocharino, and Choochtastic.

(Yeah, I have no idea which a-hole is Chooch on this team. I swear it's, like, five of them, though. Also, again... new Gameday gives me a raging baseboner.)

Gwreck
Apr 07 2011 01:33 PM
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Ruiz

Ceetar
Apr 07 2011 01:33 PM
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John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:
Whiffs the side!

to reiterate my tweet, and an earlier post, I really think Niese has a chance to K 200 this year.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Apr 07 2011 01:35 PM
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Word Up!

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Apr 07 2011 01:35 PM
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Another leadoff baserunner for the Mets as Word Up Thole singles.

TransMonk
Apr 07 2011 01:36 PM
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:
Also, again... new Gameday gives me a raging baseboner.)

Yeah, I feel like I'm getting more information than if I was actually watching it on TV.

G-Fafif
Apr 07 2011 01:37 PM
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TransMonk wrote:
LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:
Also, again... new Gameday gives me a raging baseboner.)

Yeah, I feel like I'm getting more information than if I was actually watching it on TV.

If you were watching on TV, you'd be watching KB interview R.A. Dickey while the actual game is in progress.

Gwreck
Apr 07 2011 01:37 PM
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Reyes singles and now we're rolling.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Apr 07 2011 01:37 PM
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2 on, 1 out now for Willie Mays Harris

G-Fafif
Apr 07 2011 01:38 PM
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Maybe the first time I've heard a player, during a game, say "come out of the womb" -- R.A. in response to new kid born.

Speaking of which, OH BABY, WILLIE HARRIS!

Gwreck
Apr 07 2011 01:39 PM
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Bases loaded for D. Wright. Let's go.

TransMonk
Apr 07 2011 01:39 PM
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G-Fafif wrote:
If you were watching on TV, you'd be watching KB interview R.A. Dickey while the actual game is in progress.

But, I gots hot/cold zones and release point measurements over here.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Apr 07 2011 01:40 PM
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Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Apr 07 2011 01:40 PM

Not testing the frightful arm of Francisco? What gives, Chip?

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Apr 07 2011 01:40 PM
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Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Apr 07 2011 01:40 PM

[crossout:1elbev09]Hang in there, Wrighty.[/crossout:1elbev09]

Whatever

G-Fafif
Apr 07 2011 01:40 PM
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TransMonk wrote:
G-Fafif wrote:
If you were watching on TV, you'd be watching KB interview R.A. Dickey while the actual game is in progress.

But, I gots hot/cold zones and release point measurements over here.

We all get something.

Except for David.

Gwreck
Apr 07 2011 01:41 PM
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Oh well. Time for a bases-clearing double from Ike, please.

Edit: Shit.

TransMonk
Apr 07 2011 01:43 PM
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A whiff by Wright and the inability of Niese to get the bunt down leaves runs on the bases.

Missed opportunities. Yuck.

G-Fafif
Apr 07 2011 01:43 PM
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I could've done that.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Apr 07 2011 01:43 PM
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Well, hey-- got his pitch count up! A little!

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Apr 07 2011 01:43 PM
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Shitty execution from David Wright, again. And a non-bunt from Niese.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Apr 07 2011 01:45 PM
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Seriously. That's some Thanagar-shaming shit right there.

TransMonk
Apr 07 2011 01:47 PM
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Gingerface got the bunt down.

TransMonk
Apr 07 2011 01:48 PM
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Shit.

Benjamin Grimm
Apr 07 2011 01:48 PM
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Phils draw first blood.

G-Fafif
Apr 07 2011 01:49 PM
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PHILS CF COMES THROUGH
Still considered 'world-class a--hole'

Benjamin Grimm
Apr 07 2011 01:52 PM
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Phillies draw second blood.

TransMonk
Apr 07 2011 01:52 PM
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Fuck.

G-Fafif
Apr 07 2011 01:53 PM
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POLANCO GETS BIG HIT
Victorino scores, remains intolerable

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Apr 07 2011 01:53 PM
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With eleventy billion pitches fouled off, Polanco earned that one. Fuck.

Benjamin Grimm
Apr 07 2011 01:54 PM
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What dead guy are the Phillies honoring with that white B in the black circle?

Gwreck
Apr 07 2011 01:55 PM
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Two members of the ownership group died in the offseason. Both had "B" as an initial.

G-Fafif
Apr 07 2011 01:55 PM
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No need to be squeamish
When it's grounded to Emaush

Ceetar
Apr 07 2011 01:56 PM
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Gwreck wrote:
Two members of the ownership group died in the offseason. Both had "B" as an initial.

The Phillies are nothing if not efficient.

or something.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Apr 07 2011 01:56 PM
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Benjamin Grimm wrote:
What dead guy are the Phillies honoring with that white B in the black circle?

David Wright's clutchness.

TransMonk
Apr 07 2011 01:57 PM
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Howard K's to end the inning.

2-0 Phuks.

G-Fafif
Apr 07 2011 01:57 PM
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If Nolan Ryan and Frank Howard had a baby, he'd be Ryan Howard, with lots of strikeouts.

Also, someone might want to figure out how Nolan Ryan and Frank Howard had a baby.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Apr 07 2011 01:57 PM
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Niese settles, as Niese tends to.

Should have gotten at least that off of Big Malachi.

Benjamin Grimm
Apr 07 2011 01:58 PM
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Steroids caused Nolan to grow a uterus.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Apr 07 2011 01:59 PM
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Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Apr 07 2011 02:01 PM

Benjamin Grimm wrote:
Steroids caused Nolan to grow a uterus.

Well, young pitchers today could grow a uterus, if they had a mind to. But they're too busy being pussies about their hormone counts and getting pampered by doctors and scientists who aren't mad.

G-Fafif
Apr 07 2011 02:00 PM
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Leading off innings: Not a problem.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Apr 07 2011 02:04 PM
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The average might be down (SSS), but Pagan is walking with the ardor of an antsy retiree at the mall.

OE: And running like a mallwalking retiree who just had a bad Cinnabon.

Gwreck
Apr 07 2011 02:05 PM
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C'mon Josh. Let's clear the pitcher's spot with an RBI single here.

G-Fafif
Apr 07 2011 02:06 PM
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:
a bad Cinnabon.

There's such a thing?

Benjamin Grimm
Apr 07 2011 02:07 PM
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That called third strike looked up and in.

Willets Point
Apr 07 2011 02:07 PM
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G-Fafif wrote:
LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:
a bad Cinnabon.

There's such a thing?

Maybe if it's stale. Or moldy.

G-Fafif
Apr 07 2011 02:07 PM
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Warning: Gingers can be harmful to your happiness.

G-Fafif
Apr 07 2011 02:08 PM
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Willets Point wrote:
G-Fafif wrote:
LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:
a bad Cinnabon.

There's such a thing?

Maybe if it's stale. Or moldy.

I'm thinking at the mall you'd get a relatively fresh one.

Benjamin Grimm
Apr 07 2011 02:08 PM
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G-Fafif wrote:
LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:
a bad Cinnabon.

There's such a thing?

TransMonk
Apr 07 2011 02:09 PM
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G-Fafif wrote:
Leading off innings: Not a problem.

For either team.

G-Fafif
Apr 07 2011 02:09 PM
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Just like that, I no longer fancy a Cinnabon.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Apr 07 2011 02:10 PM
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Fuckfuckfucfuck

Gwreck
Apr 07 2011 02:10 PM
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Two on and nobody out, with Ruiz, Valdez and Halladay coming up. Let's go Jon. Keep us in the game please.

Benjamin Grimm
Apr 07 2011 02:11 PM
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Phillies draw third blood.

Gwreck
Apr 07 2011 02:11 PM
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NO

Benjamin Grimm
Apr 07 2011 02:11 PM
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Phillies draw fourth blood.

G-Fafif
Apr 07 2011 02:11 PM
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May Carlos Ruiz choke on a stale Cinnabon.

Valdez can join him.

TransMonk
Apr 07 2011 02:12 PM
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The wheels are coming off...

Gwreck
Apr 07 2011 02:12 PM
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It's Wilson fucking Valdez! He has a lifetime OPS+ of 65. Sixty-fucking-five!

Ashie62
Apr 07 2011 02:12 PM
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Pelfrey sucks,,oops...wrong game.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Apr 07 2011 02:12 PM
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WTF with this Exxon Valez

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Apr 07 2011 02:13 PM
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Fucking Oil Spill.

My GI Tract feels like an Arthur Treacher's grease trap.

Gwreck
Apr 07 2011 02:13 PM
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I remember this game from last year. This is where we walk Halladay and Victorino hits a grand slam.

G-Fafif
Apr 07 2011 02:13 PM
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Phillie Conflation Theatre...

Carlos Ruiz =

Wilson Valdez =

Benjamin Grimm
Apr 07 2011 02:13 PM
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Being down four runs to Ginger Face is probably somewhat less than ideal.

metirish
Apr 07 2011 02:14 PM
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Going pear shaped here.

Ceetar
Apr 07 2011 02:16 PM
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What's Halladay's pitch count?

Gwreck
Apr 07 2011 02:16 PM
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Enough. Some bullpen, Mr. Collins, if you will?

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Apr 07 2011 02:17 PM
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65.

TransMonk
Apr 07 2011 02:18 PM
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Ugh.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Apr 07 2011 02:18 PM
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Gwreck wrote:
Enough. Some bullpen, Mr. Collins, if you will?

Bull. They used five pitchers yesterday, and have another day game tomorrow. Leave him in.

G-Fafif
Apr 07 2011 02:19 PM
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Benjamin Grimm wrote:
Being down four runs to Ginger Face is probably somewhat less than ideal.

Ideal grabbed an early Acela back to Penn Station. Doable is about to board the SEPTA.

G-Fafif
Apr 07 2011 02:20 PM
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:
Gwreck wrote:
Enough. Some bullpen, Mr. Collins, if you will?

Bull. They used five pitchers yesterday, and have another day game tomorrow. Leave him in.

The point is moot. And the pinch-hitter is out.

So much for leading off innings with baserunners.

Edgy DC
Apr 07 2011 02:21 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

Score one, Mets.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Apr 07 2011 02:23 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

Hell, this team scores 7 last night, it's not impossible.

But cannot keep fucking up chances to score them.

Edgy DC
Apr 07 2011 02:25 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

Duda may need another night out with Carlos Beltran. This DGANG lineup got me down.

G-Fafif
Apr 07 2011 02:25 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

Oh, Harris.

Gwreck
Apr 07 2011 02:27 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

Gameday wrote:
Daniel Murphy remains in the game as the left fielder.

Curious

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Apr 07 2011 02:27 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:
Hell, this team scores 7 last night, it's not impossible.

But cannot keep fucking up chances to score them.

And where Blanton may let you shit on his house, Halladay... well, Halladay won't abide that.

Ceetar
Apr 07 2011 02:30 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

Gwreck wrote:
Gameday wrote:
Daniel Murphy remains in the game as the left fielder.

Curious

and obviously the first two plays are to him. first one supposedly he got a late break on, drops in for a single. second an 'easy' catch at the warning track.

G-Fafif
Apr 07 2011 02:31 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

Collins to Murphy: Make yourseLF useful. Funny how two balls found him instantly.

(Yeah, hilarious.)

Edgy DC
Apr 07 2011 02:31 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

Gwreck wrote:
Gameday wrote:
Daniel Murphy remains in the game as the left fielder.

Curious

Lub it.

G-Fafif
Apr 07 2011 02:33 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

Did Murphy get any time in left all spring?

Benjamin Grimm
Apr 07 2011 02:33 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

Pagan just shoved Murphy out of the way so he could catch a fly to left center.

Benjamin Grimm
Apr 07 2011 02:33 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

Okay, on replay it wasn't quite a shove. More like a gentle collision.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Apr 07 2011 02:34 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

G-Fafif wrote:
Did Murphy get any time in left all spring?

A couple of games in right, I think.

Murphy in, Beato in, Duda in... sweatpants time it is.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Apr 07 2011 02:34 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

Benjamin Grimm wrote:
Pagan just shoved Murphy out of the way so he could catch a fly to left center.

Yeah, Angel

Ceetar
Apr 07 2011 02:35 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

G-Fafif wrote:
Did Murphy get any time in left all spring?

I know he played..I think RF, one in Spring in the minors. (Of course, Bay was still set up for LF regularly at that time)

TransMonk
Apr 07 2011 02:36 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

Fuckity fuck fuck.

Gwreck
Apr 07 2011 02:36 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

It's WILSON fucking VALDEZ. How can we not get this scrub out?

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Apr 07 2011 02:37 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

That's it. Someone needs to hit this Lemke Wannabe on the kneecap or something. (Rookie Sweatpants, that's all you.)

G-Fafif
Apr 07 2011 02:39 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

And who wouldn't wanna be Mark Lemke?

Centerfield
Apr 07 2011 02:40 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

I guess 3-3 ain't terrible. Such a shame not getting to 4-2. Really needed last night's game.

G-Fafif
Apr 07 2011 02:49 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

Beato is RWP: Rookie With Poise.

G-Fafif
Apr 07 2011 02:59 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

Seven straight innings the Phillies have led off with a baserunner. Bet they won't make it nine!

TransMonk
Apr 07 2011 03:03 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

themetfairy
Apr 07 2011 03:04 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

No beer for you today!

Gwreck
Apr 07 2011 03:05 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

themetfairy wrote:
No beer for you today!

I guess Jose gets a point for his two hits...and...ummm....nobody else is going to be drinking tonight.

G-Fafif
Apr 07 2011 03:05 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

Brian Cashman says Mets are abusing Tim Byrdak's arm.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Apr 07 2011 03:07 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Apr 07 2011 03:09 PM

At least it's my fantasy assholes doing most of the shop-wrecking. (Sarcastic applause)

Because you deserve a break today that doesn't make your heart hurt:

http://nameoftheyear.blogspot.com/

I've got a feeling about you, Taco Monster!

TransMonk
Apr 07 2011 03:07 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

Gwreck wrote:
I guess Jose gets a point for his two hits...and...ummm....nobody else is going to be drinking tonight.

I'll give Beato a point. Ike's error influenced the scoring during his appearance.

bmfc1
Apr 07 2011 03:08 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

So let's see: I left work early so I could watch the game w/my son, I drove in because the Metro in DC is even worse in non-rush hour than in rush hour, on the way home my car got clobbered from behind (I was at an intersection with a "no left turn" sign, a car in front of me stopped to make a left anyway, I stopped, the guy behind me didn't and hit me). I finally get home, my son is under the weather and went to sleep, and it's 10-0. Ugh.

G-Fafif
Apr 07 2011 03:11 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

At least Wright got a two-out base hit.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Apr 07 2011 03:12 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

Great show, Sugar Pants! (Sarcastic asspat)

Gwreck
Apr 07 2011 03:13 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

bmfc1 wrote:
on the way home my car got clobbered from behind (I was at an intersection with a "no left turn" sign, a car in front of me stopped to make a left anyway, I stopped, the guy behind me didn't and hit me).

That sucks. Hope you are ok.

TransMonk
Apr 07 2011 03:14 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

Looks like Ike's Hack Wilson RBI pace is going to fall back down to Earth.

G-Fafif
Apr 07 2011 03:15 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

TransMonk wrote:
Looks like Ike's Hack Wilson RBI pace is going to fall back down to Earth.

Too many more games like this, our Hack Wilson drinking pace is going to pick up.

G-Fafif
Apr 07 2011 03:15 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

Luis Castillo really lit a fire under Wilson Valdez.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Apr 07 2011 03:15 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

Terry's totes missing out on a chance to use Frankie here.

bmfc1
Apr 07 2011 03:22 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

Thanks Gwreck. Sore but we'll see in the morning. Whiplash takes a day to show up.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Apr 07 2011 03:24 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

Damn. About how fast was traffic going?

bmfc1
Apr 07 2011 03:31 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

Tx. Not too fast but I was stopped and he was going downhill.

TransMonk
Apr 07 2011 03:33 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

That was gross. I'm glad it's over.

Rockin' Doc
Apr 07 2011 07:11 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

Not that it's the fault of the CPF members, but I can't say I enjoyed reading this IGT much.

Fman99
Apr 07 2011 07:27 PM
Re: IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

Boy did that suck.