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haikus for the home opener...

Vic Sage Apr 07 2011 03:26 PM

Rain clouds threaten, but do not dampen the spirit... It's Opening Day! Dickey on the mound Raises Attitudes of fans. Ah, spring... finally. Day game, Citifield, Means all is Wright with the world. The season starts now. Celebrate anew green grass, brown dirt, and white balls... the totems of spring. 3 and 3, OK. it just means we start again, renewed, like the world. your turn...

TransMonk Apr 07 2011 03:32 PM Re: haikus for the home opener...

Dickey takes the hill Nationals quiver with fear Quirky knuckleballs

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 07 2011 03:45 PM Re: haikus for the home opener...

Rolls in hand, a wet Grape, then, thrown, a white thistle Floating home, dizzy

TheOldMole Apr 08 2011 08:13 AM Re: haikus for the home opener...

O knuckleballer your pitch like a butterfly floats past the batsman

John Cougar Lunchbucket Apr 08 2011 08:20 AM Re: haikus for the home opener...

Springtime in Flushing When knucklers float and the wind Freezes our asses

Edgy DC Apr 08 2011 11:55 AM Re: haikus for the home opener...

They sing of Jayson How much is Werth worth? they pun That's bad poetry

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 08 2011 09:28 PM Re: haikus for the home opener...

You don't spit at the Fates on a Dickey off-day. Dangit, Edgy. Dang!

Edgy DC Apr 08 2011 10:06 PM Re: haikus for the home opener...

Just commentary Just of a neutral nature Just got my ass hung.