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Benjamin Grimm
Oct 27 2005 11:40 AM

I'm still trying to get our first actual Mets player to visit us here. An invitation I extended a few months ago appears to be reviving itself. (No, it's not Joe Christopher.) I don't remember if I mentioned this one here, but I think I did. I'll reveal more if this thing begins to look as if it will happen.

sharpie
Oct 27 2005 11:48 AM

So long as it isn't Ed Glynn.

Edgy DC
Oct 27 2005 11:51 AM

Glynn would be great.

Benjamin Grimm
Oct 27 2005 11:53 AM

We'd all ask him about hot dogs, I imagine.

No, it's not Ed Glynn.

I guess we could play Twenty Questions or something.

metirish
Oct 27 2005 11:55 AM

Yancy your a gamer, I hope the mystery guest shows up this time.

Edgy DC
Oct 27 2005 11:56 AM

1) Does he have an hispanic surname?

Benjamin Grimm
Oct 27 2005 11:56 AM

Edgy DC wrote:
1) Does he have an hispanic surname?


No.

(This will only work if nobody posts any questions until previous ones have been answered.)

metirish
Oct 27 2005 11:57 AM

Has he played for the Mets in the last twenty years?

Benjamin Grimm
Oct 27 2005 11:58 AM

metirish wrote:
Has he played for the Mets in the last twenty years?


NO.

sharpie
Oct 27 2005 12:01 PM

Was he a pitcher?

Iubitul
Oct 27 2005 12:01 PM

Is he The Stork?

Benjamin Grimm
Oct 27 2005 12:01 PM

sharpie wrote:
Was he a pitcher?


NO.

Edgy DC
Oct 27 2005 12:06 PM

4) Was he an outfielder?

Benjamin Grimm
Oct 27 2005 12:08 PM

Edgy DC wrote:
4) Was he an outfielder?


YES.

Johnny Dickshot
Oct 27 2005 12:10 PM

Is he white?

Benjamin Grimm
Oct 27 2005 12:14 PM

Johnny Dickshot wrote:
Is he white?


YES.

Edgy DC
Oct 27 2005 12:15 PM

Ok, we're probably down to about 60 Mets here. Maybe 55 if you only count the living.

Fifteen questions to go.

metirish
Oct 27 2005 12:21 PM
Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Oct 27 2005 12:22 PM

Is this mystery player currently involved in Professional Baseball as a coach or Front Office type?

Iubitul
Oct 27 2005 12:21 PM

Iubitul wrote:
Is he The Stork?


Bueller, Bueller, anyone?

Benjamin Grimm
Oct 27 2005 12:29 PM

metirish wrote:
Is this mystery player currently involved in Professional Baseball as a coach or Front Office type?


I'm not absolutely sure, but I think the answer is probably NO.

Edgy DC
Oct 27 2005 12:32 PM

Ooh, ambiguity and a continuing dis' of Iubitul.

Use Google, man.

Benjamin Grimm
Oct 27 2005 12:34 PM

Edgy DC wrote:
Ooh, ambiguity and a continuing dis' of Iubitul.

Use Google, man.


That would be problematic, for reasons I can't say yet.

Not meaning to dis anyone, but I'm only answering one question at a time to avoid going crazy.

Johnny Dickshot
Oct 27 2005 12:37 PM

Did he play in any postseason games with the Mets?

Benjamin Grimm
Oct 27 2005 12:38 PM

Johnny Dickshot wrote:
Did he play in any postseason games with the Mets?


NO

Edgy DC
Oct 27 2005 12:41 PM

Did he predate Yogi Berra's managerial tenure at all?

Benjamin Grimm
Oct 27 2005 12:44 PM

Edgy DC wrote:
Did he predate Yogi Berra's managerial tenure at all?


YES.

Edgy DC
Oct 27 2005 12:51 PM

Twelve questions to go. We have a white outfielder (though not necessarily exclusively so) who debuted before 1972, who, if he played in 1969, did not appear in the post-season.

Johnny Dickshot
Oct 27 2005 12:57 PM

Did he bat lefthanded?

Benjamin Grimm
Oct 27 2005 01:03 PM

Johnny Dickshot wrote:
Did he bat lefthanded?


NO

sharpie
Oct 27 2005 01:13 PM

Was Roy McMillan his teamate?

Edgy DC
Oct 27 2005 01:32 PM

Before the McMillan question, I got it down to 19 fellers.

Jerry Buchek
Chris Cannizzaro
Cliff Cook
Billy Cowan
John DeMerit
Shaun Fitzmaurice
Tim Foli
Rick Herrscher
Don Hahn
Jim Hickman
Rod Kanehl
Phil Linz
Bobby Pfeil
Jimmy Piersall
Bobby Gene Smith
Dick Smith
Ron Swoboda
Hawk Taylor
Frank Thomas

Benjamin Grimm
Oct 27 2005 01:40 PM

sharpie wrote:
Was Roy McMillan his teamate?


YES

Edgy DC
Oct 27 2005 01:47 PM

Was he born south of the Mason-Dixon Line, as it imaginarily extends across the country?

Benjamin Grimm
Oct 27 2005 01:48 PM

Edgy DC wrote:
Was he born south of the Mason-Dixon Line, as it imaginarily extends across the country?


NO.

metirish
Oct 27 2005 02:02 PM

Did he sign with the Mets out of High School or College?

Benjamin Grimm
Oct 27 2005 02:03 PM

metirish wrote:
Did he sign with the Mets out of High School or College?


NO.

Edgy DC
Oct 27 2005 02:08 PM

Does his surname begin with a T?

Benjamin Grimm
Oct 27 2005 02:12 PM

Edgy DC wrote:
Does his surname begin with a T?


YES

Edgy DC
Oct 27 2005 02:15 PM

Does his name rhyme with "Rank Llamas?"

Benjamin Grimm
Oct 27 2005 02:19 PM

Edgy DC wrote:
Does his name rhyme with "Rank Llamas?"


I have a feeling you've figured it out.

YES.

Elster88
Oct 27 2005 02:19 PM

Yancy Street Gang wrote:
="metirish"]Did he sign with the Mets out of High School or College?


NO.


HAHAHAHA.

"Dammit stop wasting our questions"

metirish
Oct 27 2005 02:34 PM

What's wrong with that question?

Benjamin Grimm
Oct 27 2005 02:35 PM

It was a yes-no question, but I think Elster read it as an either-or and thought I gave a smartass response.

Edgy DC
Oct 27 2005 02:37 PM

Welcome Frank Thomas!

Benjamin Grimm
Oct 27 2005 02:42 PM

Edgy DC wrote:
Welcome Frank Thomas!


DINGDINGDINGDING!

You've figured it out. (Now you see why I couldn't reliably search on "Frank Thomas" to see what his current job might be.)

Anyway, Frank has self-published his autobiography, and his ghost writer has been in contact with me. Frank would like to drop by to talk with us and help spread the word about his book.

I have a link at home to the page from which the book can be ordered; I'll paste it here tonight or tomorrow. It's available from the Philadelphia Athletics' web site.

Edgy DC
Oct 27 2005 02:43 PM

Egg-celent.

Elster88
Oct 27 2005 02:58 PM

Yancy Street Gang wrote:
It was a yes-no question, but I think Elster read it as an either-or and thought I gave a smartass response.


Oh crap. Yeah I did. My bad. Wow I'm really getting smacked around (deservedly) today.

Willets Point
Oct 27 2005 03:09 PM

And Mackey Sasser too.

Benjamin Grimm
Oct 27 2005 06:16 PM

The link to Frank Thomas' book:

http://www.philadelphiaathletics.org/cgi-local/cart.pl?IT=booksthom

Nymr83
Oct 27 2005 06:48 PM

]You've figured it out. (Now you see why I couldn't reliably search on "Frank Thomas" to see what his current job might be.)


wow, i cant believe i didnt figure that out on the spot.

Centerfield
Oct 28 2005 07:52 AM

Dear Frank,

How tough was it to have to sit out the World Series after having been such a productive player all those years?

Did you know you and Jeff Bagwell have the same birthday?

Did you juice? Some people think your injuries are a result of prolonged steroid use.

Did you notice there were no black players on the Astros?

Edgy DC
Oct 28 2005 08:23 AM

Some questions for Frank Thomas:

1) You were known as a dead pull hitter. Did they ever try an infield shift against you?
________________

2) You switched teams eight times between 1959 and 1966. What was going on there? What was it about your game that made GMs think if you as tradeable? Was it because they could try fit you in at so many different positions?
________________

3) You were famous for claiming that you could catch anybody's hardest throw barehanded.

3a) It is said that you always lived up to this claim. Is that true?

3b) At what distance did you catch them?

3c) Who was the hardest thrower you caught barehanded?

3d) Did this have anything to do with you breaking your thumb in 1964?
________________

4) Casey Stengel --- idiot, genius, or both? Now that you're in your seventies, do you understand him better?
________________

5) This is a sensitive one. Playing your whole career in the National League, your era was an era of aggressive integration, can you describe what the general atmosphere was like?

5a) Even for players without a racial animus, it must have been difficult as African-American players regularly won the Rookie of the Year and MVP awards through the fifties, and got the subsequent publicity. Is this accurate?

5b) Were there racial issues between yourself and Richie Allen? Or was it, as reported, merely horseplay that got out of hand? There are certainly accounts that say Allen divided the team on racial lines.

5c) Did you and Allen ever subsequently try to square things? And do you think this was a good look for him?

Benjamin Grimm
Oct 28 2005 09:31 AM

I heard back from Frank Thomas' ghost writer this morning. He's going to talk to Frank later today and see if he wants to wade into the Pool.

Valadius
Oct 28 2005 08:22 PM

Frank Thomas, eh?

Sweet. How old is he now?

Benjamin Grimm
Dec 08 2005 10:04 AM

I heard from the author of Frank's book again today. His CPF visit may be days away. If anybody cares to pose any additional questions, please do so.

Edgy DC
Dec 08 2005 10:08 AM

I have his book at home. I'll do some quick reading.

Benjamin Grimm
Dec 08 2005 12:57 PM

Okay, here's how this is going to work. Frank Thomas doesn't use the Internet, so he himself won't be here. Ronnie Joyner, who ghost-authored Frank's recent autobiography, will be our guest instead. He's going to phone interview Frank with our questions, and then he'll appear here with the answers. I'm going to direct him to the "Questions for Frank Thomas" thread which I more or less spun off from this one.

Like Edgy, I also have an unread copy of the book. I plan to get to it soon, probably in January.

This may be a landmark week on the CPF for me. I made it to the song parody finals, Steve Zabriskie actually showed up, and I've learned that the Frank Thomas thing is still alive. If Joe Christopher were here, everything would be perfect and I'd be able to turn my attention to Mackey Sasser.

Elster88
Dec 08 2005 12:59 PM

I guess this means no more pictures of people in agony?

Great work, Yancy.

ScarletKnight41
Dec 08 2005 01:36 PM

Good job Yancy!

metirish
Dec 08 2005 01:42 PM

Good stuff Yancy.

Willets Point
Dec 08 2005 01:54 PM

Hoorah for Yancy!


Hip, Hip, Huzzah!

Benjamin Grimm
Dec 08 2005 01:58 PM

Valadius
Dec 08 2005 03:27 PM

LOL Yancy!

Benjamin Grimm
Dec 12 2005 12:04 PM

Wow! What a week! Steve Zabriskie promises to come by on Wednesday, and then Frank Thomas sneaks in ahead of him with a Monday appearance. (Keep in mind that was Ronnie Joyner, the author of Frank's book who's doing the keyboarding for Frank.)

Some of you may remember all the images of anguish and despair that I posted when Joe Christopher didn't show up. I was going to post happy pictures here, but I learned something important:

Don't do a Google image search on "joy" when you're at work!

Edgy DC
Dec 12 2005 12:19 PM

So that's Mr. Joyner, hmmm? So good at writing in the first person as Frank Thomas that he can't drop it?

I don't know. The book had paragraph breaks.

Benjamin Grimm
Dec 12 2005 12:26 PM

I guess he's continuing his "ghost writer" role here.

The lack of paragraph breaks did make it seem somehow like Frank Thomas was actually doing the typing, didn't it?

Anyway, here's what's going to happen next:

Ronnie will check in again on Friday and read whatever questions have accumulated and he'll take those (in addition to the ones posted before the introductory post) and pose them to Frank Thomas over the weekend. We can expect to see responses early next week. So keep 'em coming!

seawolf17
Dec 12 2005 12:29 PM

I think Edgy's suspicious. I think I am too.

Benjamin Grimm
Dec 12 2005 12:43 PM

seawolf17 wrote:
I think Edgy's suspicious. I think I am too.


Well, I can verify that the Frank Thomas user name is registered under the e-mail address of the person with whom I've been corresponding. Because of that correspondence, I received a copy of Frank Thomas' book in my mailbox. If he is an imposter, he's gone to extraordinary lengths to fool us.

seawolf17
Dec 12 2005 12:49 PM

We trust Yancy. Bring on Frank Thomas!