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Conservative Porn (not for everyone)

TheOldMole Nov 07 2005 09:30 AM

Match the quote with the author: A: [She] finally came to him in the bed and shouted ‘Arragghrrorwr!’ in his ear, bit his neck, plunged her head between his legs and devoured him. B: T’sa Li froze, her lips still enclosing Rand’s glans. C: It felt like a little tongue. D: Okay, Shannon Michaels, off with those pants E: I’d rather do this with you than play cards. F: At age ten the madam put the child in a cage with a bear trained to couple with young girls so the girls would be frigid and not fall in love with their patrons. They fed her through the bars and aroused the bear with a stick when it seemed to lose interest. 1. Lewis "Scooter" Libby 2. G. Gordon Liddy 3. Bill O'Reilly 4. John Ehrlichman 5. William F. Buckley 6. William Safire

MFS62 Nov 07 2005 10:17 AM

Mole, you have hereby been nominated for this year's "Dennis Miller I'm So Clever I've Left My Audience Behind" Award. At least you've left this member of your audience behind. Because I'm pretty sure I recognize at least two of those quotes, I have not nominated you for the "Dennis Miller How Fucking Obscure Can My References Get?" Award. :) Later

Elster88 Nov 07 2005 11:15 AM

Where's the non-conservative porn thread?

Valadius Nov 07 2005 11:36 AM

3. D

Valadius Nov 07 2005 11:43 AM

Found the "New Yorker" article you got this from. 1. F 2. B 3. D 4. C 5. E 6. A They're disgusting bastards. Here's another filthy quote from the mind of Scooter Libby: He asked if they should fuck the deer.

Elster88 Nov 07 2005 11:47 AM

Valadius wrote: Found the "New Yorker" article you got this from. Cheater.

Yancy Street Gang Nov 07 2005 12:08 PM

="Valadius"]Found the "New Yorker" article you got this from. 1. F 2. B 3. D 4. C 5. E 6. A They're disgusting bastards. Here's another filthy quote from the mind of Scooter Libby: He asked if they should fuck the deer. It's bad form to look up and post the answers to a quiz that someone else posted. Ten yards. First down.

Yancy Street Gang Nov 07 2005 12:09 PM

I have to wonder how you can arouse a bear with a stick. Anyone here ever try it?

TheOldMole Nov 07 2005 01:04 PM

A perfectly good quiz ruined. However, Vlad does get a perfect score.