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A poster in disguise as Armando Benitez (um, saladoc) needs only seconds to take the stupid people down.
You fools don't get it, do you?
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Mando - 11-2-2001 at 12:04 PM
This is your punishment for arguing (or even daring to think) that I'm anything like a poor closer, that I'm the only one who has ever given up crucial runs in crucial spots (or maybe you don't think those were "clutch" spots for the D'backs, huh?) I want all of you clowns who spent the end of this season arguing that I stunk to get down on your hands and knees, abase yourselves, confess how this is an appropriate penance for your stupidity and arrogance, and maybe--just maybe--God will relent and make the Yankees stop winning championships.
In about thirty years, that is. Ha Ha! LM big, black AO at you!!!!
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TransMonk - 11-2-2001 at 12:16 PM
What about me? I blame Shinjo!
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cooby - 11-2-2001 at 12:21 PM
Gotta hand it to you Mando, when you're right, you're right
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Gregory Gewirtz - 11-2-2001 at 03:07 PM
You wouldn't have waited until there were two outs until you gave up your homers. And your ERA during the seasaon was about 3.70, so I don't need to hear it from you.
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Dwayne Johnson - 11-2-2001 at 03:13 PM
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Mando - 11-2-2001 at 04:19 PM
I'm far more articulate AND far better a pitcher than you myopic, prejudiced, smug, obnoxious, ignorant and, yes, feeble-minded so-called Mets fans ever credited me with being. You wouldn't deserve a good closer, much less a great one, after trying to run me out of town this fall. Which one of you cretins wouldn't have gladly traded me straight up for Kim in early October? How many of you boobs would STILL want to trade me for Kim straight-up? Did the argument about the MANY closers (Wagner, Hoffman, Nen, and on and on) who give up "key" HRs in "clutch" situations penetrate your IQ-impaired brainpans just an iota or two? If you'd stop being whiny "I'm-entitled-to-perfection" crybabies for just a second, you would have realized (even without this Kim disaster) that ALL closers are in "key, clutch" situations almost all the time, that pshidt happens, that it happens with me less, not more, than with other closers, that I'm one of the best players on the Mets if not in Mets' history, and if I'm going to be compared to you fans, I'm a pretty good, pretty consistent, pretty mature closer, all in all, and you are just atrocious piss-poor immature whiny venting fans who don't deserve the name of fans and certainly don't deserve to have me pitching for you. Throw Kim into the equation, for illustrative emphasis, and you barely deserve to live. I am still laughing my black ass off over you feebs. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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YGB - 11-2-2001 at 04:23 PM
I'm laughing my ass off too, there... "Mando."
The question is: Will this bullet of cool penetrate the flesh?
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TheFrankieTStyl - 11-2-2001 at 04:25 PM
...it's good to see that Mando makes lots of references to his "big black ass".
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Willets Point - 11-2-2001 at 04:25 PM
Hey, I've always backed up Mando as a pitcher and a closer.
However, Mando shouldn't be hitting his girlfriend, that's wrong.
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OhSheaCanKC - 11-2-2001 at 04:28 PM
...he's Dominican. Anyone who knows anyone who
hails from there would never call them black.
Especially no one as large as Armando.
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Mando - 11-2-2001 at 04:33 PM
but whatever I am, my ass is still big and it's still black.
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TheFrankieTStyl - 11-2-2001 at 04:35 PM
......Big Hairy Afro Mommas Undressed Pt. 5.
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LEFTFIELD - 11-2-2001 at 04:46 PM
Did the argument about the MANY closers (Wagner, Hoffman, Nen, and on and on) who give up "key" HRs in "clutch" situations penetrate your IQ-impaired brainpans just an iota or two?
This is NOT me under an assumed handle.
Really, it's not.
I swear.
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LasVegasDave - 11-2-2001 at 04:48 PM
Mando...I have a one way ticket out of town....
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Centerfield - 11-2-2001 at 05:17 PM
Now who would doctor their identity to make this point?
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