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Playing the straight man for Letterman

Edgy DC
May 02 2011 07:49 PM

Mets donate 4,000 tickets to the miltary.

The jokes write themselves, don't they?

Vince Coleman Firecracker
May 02 2011 09:42 PM
Re: Playing the straight man for Letterman

To further highlight Tuesday's event at Citi Field, Marine Corps veteran Sgt. Elizabeth Quiñones will sing "God Bless America" during the seventh-inning stretch.


Quiñones was in my unit. I really hated her. Now she gets to sing the national anthem at Mets games. I hate her even more. But the ticket giveaway is nice. The Mets actually had another offer for free tickets going into the season through the Welcome Back Veterans program.

Ceetar
May 02 2011 09:45 PM
Re: Playing the straight man for Letterman

bleh, I was hoping now that Osama is dead we could kill God Bless America at baseball games too.

dgwphotography
May 03 2011 08:06 AM
Re: Playing the straight man for Letterman

Ceetar wrote:
bleh, I was hoping now that Osama is dead we could kill God Bless America at baseball games too.


I always wanted it replaced by Ray Charles' version of America The Beautiful...

Gwreck
May 03 2011 08:17 AM
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dgwphotography wrote:
I always wanted it replaced by Ray Charles' version of America The Beautiful...


I've always wished the Mets (or any other team) would have the balls to just play that instead one Sunday. It would obviously paint MLB into a corner (could they really complain about that song versus the inferior GBA?).

metirish
May 03 2011 09:09 AM
Re: Playing the straight man for Letterman

Vince Coleman Firecracker wrote:
To further highlight Tuesday's event at Citi Field, Marine Corps veteran Sgt. Elizabeth Quiñones will sing "God Bless America" during the seventh-inning stretch.


Quiñones was in my unit. I really hated her. Now she gets to sing the national anthem at Mets games. I hate her even more. But the ticket giveaway is nice. The Mets actually had another offer for free tickets going into the season through the Welcome Back Veterans program.



didn't know you were in the armed forces.....go to the game and heckle her....


I guess the jokes do write themselves but fuck 'em , good for the Mets on this.

Edgy DC
May 03 2011 09:18 AM
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dgwphotography wrote:
Ceetar wrote:
bleh, I was hoping now that Osama is dead we could kill God Bless America at baseball games too.


I always wanted it replaced by Ray Charles' version of America The Beautiful...


America! America!
God mend thine every flaw,
Confirm thy soul in self-control,
Thy liberty in law!


That's a few lines I can't get enough of right now.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 03 2011 09:43 AM
Re: Playing the straight man for Letterman

Edgy DC wrote:
dgwphotography wrote:
Ceetar wrote:
bleh, I was hoping now that Osama is dead we could kill God Bless America at baseball games too.


I always wanted it replaced by Ray Charles' version of America The Beautiful...


America! America!
God mend thine every flaw,
Confirm thy soul in self-control,
Thy liberty in law!


That's a few lines I can't get enough of right now.


BOO! IT DON'T HAVE COLORS NOR EMOTIONS INNIT! I WANNA SHIT IN ITS FACE HOLES AND PEE ALL OVER IT!

LOVE IT ER LEAVE IT, BITCHEZ!