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igt May 14: Astro Disastro!

John Cougar Lunchbucket
May 14 2011 12:08 PM

lgm

Edgy DC
May 14 2011 01:03 PM
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RA@JA.

G-Fafif
May 14 2011 01:10 PM
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Jose Reyes - SS
Justin Turner - 2B
David Wright - 3B
Jason Bay - LF
Ronny Paulino - C
Daniel Murphy - 1B
Scott Hairston - CF
Fernando Martinez - RF
R.A. Dickey - RHP

Edgy DC
May 14 2011 01:55 PM
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Tough draw for Fernando. Go, Fernando!

G-Fafif
May 14 2011 02:03 PM
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Edited 1 time(s), most recently on May 14 2011 02:38 PM

ANSWER:

Bourn CF
Barmes SS
Pence RF
Lee LF
Wallace 1B
Johnson 3B
Hall 2B
Quintero C
Happ P

QUESTION:

Who's going the fuck DOWN?

G-Fafif
May 14 2011 02:16 PM
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So R.A.'s eloquence isn't wasted on a concession speech:

[youtube:11uxvbge]Z04r_tlWdRs[/youtube:11uxvbge]

G-Fafif
May 14 2011 02:19 PM
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Leadoff triple something to forget about.

G-Fafif
May 14 2011 02:24 PM
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I'll likely forget where I was when Carlos Lee collected his 2,000th base hit.

G-Fafif
May 14 2011 02:30 PM
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Dickey's postgame remarks, unless this 3-0 deficit is countermanded at once.

[youtube:1yt2bl6l]n03g8nsaBro[/youtube:1yt2bl6l]

themetfairy
May 14 2011 02:31 PM
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This isn't an auspicious start....

John Cougar Lunchbucket
May 14 2011 02:33 PM
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RA Flukey with 6 baserunners in the 1st so far. Can't wait for his new book.

bmfc1
May 14 2011 02:36 PM
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Another shitty outing for Mr. Eloquent. Hey Dickey, STFU and earn your two year contract. All spring you kept saying how nice it was to have job security and that you could work on refining your pitches instead of making the team. Well maybe he needed to be challenged because he has been awful this year. Right now, Dickey is Pelfrey with a good vocabulary.

G-Fafif
May 14 2011 02:36 PM
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45 pitches. Many of them suckleballs.

G-Fafif
May 14 2011 02:44 PM
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F-Mart hitting like a young man again.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
May 14 2011 02:46 PM
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bmfc1 wrote:
Right now, Dickey is Pelfrey with a good vocabulary.

lol

Ashie62
May 14 2011 02:50 PM
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Dickey hasn't won since the first week of the season.

The Mets bought Dickey at the top.

G-Fafif
May 14 2011 02:53 PM
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They just ran a feature on Collins insisting guys spit on their aches and play. Which is fine as far as it goes, but has the problem for years been Mets begging out of the lineup? Not safe and therefore sorry.

Mixed messaging.

G-Fafif
May 14 2011 02:56 PM
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The worm Turners! Drives in Reyes, deficit shortened to 4-1.

G-Fafif
May 14 2011 02:59 PM
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Keith just addressed his audience as "Kids."

G-Fafif
May 14 2011 03:01 PM
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The LOB turns. Justin stranded at third.

G-Fafif
May 14 2011 03:03 PM
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I wish Burkhardt would stop calling things "cool" and "neat". Guys?

bmfc1
May 14 2011 03:06 PM
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The Astros version of Guys! did a two batter length report on a local charity event.

smg58
May 14 2011 03:07 PM
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Some good hustle by Turner, advancing to second on the wild pitch and then getting to third on the flyball to right in spite of a strong throw by Pence. And then Bay strikes out going after two fastballs out of the zone, and Paulino pops out. Sigh.

Ashie62
May 14 2011 03:11 PM
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Kevin Burkhardt is the baseball equivalent of an NFL Sideline reporter.

bmfc1
May 14 2011 03:13 PM
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"YOU CAN KISS IT GOODBYE!"--Wayne Hagin.

themetfairy
May 14 2011 03:13 PM
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Nice KaBoom from Muffy!

G-Fafif
May 14 2011 03:13 PM
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Shipping that ball out of Houston!

[youtube:19ixznw8]qtCAhb5QGSo[/youtube:19ixznw8]

Ashie62
May 14 2011 03:14 PM
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Muffy goes KABOOM!

smg58
May 14 2011 03:14 PM
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Murph, unlike Bay, sits and waits for the right fastball and sends it way over the right field wall. 4-2.

bmfc1
May 14 2011 03:28 PM
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How come the Astros 1B and 3B didn't slam into each other resulting in a DL-trip for the 1B?

smg58
May 14 2011 03:37 PM
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Turner just saved a run with his glove.

G-Fafif
May 14 2011 03:48 PM
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Nice shot of Bagwell statue outside Minute Maid Park. Really puts the Seaver statue outside Citi Field to shame.

G-Fafif
May 14 2011 03:50 PM
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Eff Bill Hall. Get thrown out at home on your trot.

G-Fafif
May 14 2011 03:53 PM
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R.A. Suckey has reappeared, dammit.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
May 14 2011 04:01 PM
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this fraud needs to arRAnge a trip to Buffalo.

G-Fafif
May 14 2011 04:12 PM
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John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:
this fraud needs to arRAnge a trip to Buffalo.


Or to the bullpen at the very least.

G-Fafif
May 14 2011 04:13 PM
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IgaRAshi not as quotable, but just as effective.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 14 2011 04:13 PM
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Aaaaaaand click.

MFS62
May 14 2011 04:40 PM
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G-Fafif wrote:
R.A. Suckey has reappeared, dammit.

I think he's been tipping his pitch.
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