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Hack Klapisch
bmfc1 May 21 2011 09:01 AM |
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F*** you. The first sentence is fine but then he returns to his Met-hating norm by telling us, without qualification, that the Mets will not make the playoffs. How does he know? I bet he wouldn't have guessed that the Mets wouldn't be at .500, have the 4th best record since April 21, or even have beaten his MFYs last night. http://www.northjersey.com/sports/pro_s ... ility.html
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soupcan May 21 2011 09:44 AM Re: Hack Klapisch |
Hate to say it, but I agree with Klap.
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Ceetar May 21 2011 09:49 AM Re: Hack Klapisch |
That's odd, I thought winning was exactly how you changed a profile.
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G-Fafif May 21 2011 12:00 PM Re: Hack Klapisch |
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Klap might as well write:
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Ceetar May 21 2011 12:56 PM Re: Hack Klapisch |
Waldstein had a good article today imo.
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Ashie62 May 21 2011 02:17 PM Re: Hack Klapisch |
Hard to tell..I had troubling getting by Keith's manlove for Jeter last night.
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G-Fafif May 22 2011 09:09 AM Re: Hack Klapisch |
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Klap incapable of writing a simple "good guy, I hope he's OK" column about a Met in potential life-threatening danger.
Mets were out of hand. Carter talked too much. Mets were unpleasant to be around. Mets didn't even like each other. They certainly couldn't fully accept a nice man. He didn't deserve this...but maybe somebody else did?
Carter is ill -- and several other Mets have broken the law lately...take that, Mets, for stealing the 1986 World Series from my precious Yankees who deserve to win every year.
Great guy, but boy has he not been perfect, and this seems like a good time to bring up why he's far from perfect.
I seriously don't get any of the above three paragraphs in relation to what this is supposed to be about. He was the ONLY baseball player who signed autographs back then? The Mets drew fans because they were a bunch of drunks? Did he "concentrate" on interacting with the media, or was he someone who understood it was part of his job to answer questions, lengthily or otherwise? (And how come Ray Knight, acknowledged leader in that clubhouse, always gets left out of these formulations -- he was, by all indications, happily married and not a hellraiser off the field.)
His smile was that of a prophet's? WTF? He was the only one who recognized that coming to a 90-win team filled with outstanding young pitching and several solid and better hitters was going to create a golden era (filled with savage infighting wherein nobody but him signed an autograph and everybody stayed out too late and got what they ultimately deserved, except Carter didn't)? And if "nothing was beyond the imagination," how is that a lesson to relearn sadly? This, I suppose, is what Klapisch has to sell where the Mets are concerned. "The '80s Mets," as he likes to refer to them, were the team that put him on the map but apparently weren't nice to him, so he goes to the well over and over again...which is neither here nor there most days (when he's too busy praising the MFYs to notice the Mets), but how is it he can't focus 800 words on a Hall of Fame catcher diagnosed with four tumors on his brain without dredging everything about everybody else up? "Hack Curry" was a play on words. "Hack Klapisch" is an accurate critical synopsis.
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bmfc1 May 22 2011 09:22 AM Re: Hack Klapisch |
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Excellent review. Klapisch wrote:
This column reads as is Klapisch had an early deadline for Saturday night, wanted to say something nice about Carter, and then ran out of any interesting after 100 words so he rambled for way too long. Klapisch is the Charles Krauthammer of New York area sports columnists.
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MFS62 May 22 2011 10:00 AM Re: Hack Klapisch |
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Whether or not you agree with him, Krauthammer sometimes has something interesting to say. And, in contrast to Klapisch, usually writes it well. Later
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John Cougar Lunchbucket May 22 2011 12:19 PM Re: Hack Klapisch |
Nice take, Geef.
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Edgy DC May 22 2011 12:29 PM Re: Hack Klapisch |
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"Hack Klapisch" is an imperative sentence. An imperative imperative sentence. Yes, nice work.
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metirish May 24 2011 07:17 AM Re: Hack Klapisch |
Bob today
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Ceetar May 24 2011 07:28 AM Re: Hack Klapisch |
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I heard Michael Kay use the purge word too. Is this a way to make the Mets situation sound even worse than fire sale or rebuilding process?
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John Cougar Lunchbucket May 24 2011 07:47 AM Re: Hack Klapisch |
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I can't believe anyone could read that article and come away with the impression Fred Wilpon is calculating or clever enough to send signals through a writer, particularly when he doesn't even know what if anything the writer will use of their conversation. Seems as though however the comments critical of the Mets come at the end of a game they'd watched together. Does Fred drink? Maybe he helped himself to a couple Shackmeisters by the time those moments came.
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metirish May 24 2011 07:54 AM Re: Hack Klapisch |
Yeah it was during that awful Houston series......from all I've read Fred comes across as not all that smart and I wonder how the hell he ever made it in the real estate/construction business.
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Edgy DC May 24 2011 07:59 AM Re: Hack Klapisch |
How sophisticated do you have to be? It's not like the rest of the folks he ripped off were semi-literates just off the turnip truck.
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Ceetar May 24 2011 08:03 AM Re: Hack Klapisch |
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Obviously as sophisticated as Klapisch who would've known something was up! Madoff appears to be clearly more intelligent than, well roughly everyone, so as smart or dumb as Fred actually is, Madoff still probably has him by a good margin.
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John Cougar Lunchbucket May 24 2011 08:30 AM Re: Hack Klapisch |
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Article lays out Fred's Blueprint for Success: Concentrate on personal relationships, networking and in-laws with enormous genitals. They basically got lucky in real estate as they explain, got in on the Mets early, and later discovered THAT was good for the real estate business.
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr May 24 2011 08:57 AM Re: Hack Klapisch |
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The game was the Astros loss that brought the season record to 5-13. Toobin appeared today on one of the local morning shows, and the host asked the alcohol question. He asserted both were swigging Pepsi/Diet Pepsi.
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batmagadanleadoff May 24 2011 09:02 AM Re: Hack Klapisch |
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I don't see how someone can make all that money without getting very lucky. In my next life, I'm going to devote all of my studies and all of my schooling towards improving my luck. Because what they say is true: it's better to be lucky than anything else.
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TransMonk May 24 2011 10:02 AM Re: Hack Klapisch |
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Klapisch doesn't know this to be true. Maybe behind closed doors, Reyes has been asking for more money for months now. And anyone who really thinks Reyes was going to give the Mets a hometown discount even before Fred's comments is a dreamer. What Wilpon said changed nothing about what was inevitable this summer regarding the coming and going of players.
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Vic Sage May 24 2011 10:56 AM Re: Hack Klapisch |
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Too much work. Just come back as the child of someone who was incredibly lucky. Which, i guess, is the kind of luck you really need, at least to start.
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