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Bryce Harper, Jerk

bmfc1 Jun 07 2011 07:01 AM

Harper's a year away from Nationals and I hate him already. http://thebiglead.com/index.php/2011/06 ... her-video/

The Second Spitter Jun 07 2011 07:03 AM Re: Bryce Harper, Jerk

You may also notice Harper’s ditched the Ultimate Warrior face paint in favor of a porn ‘stache pmsl

Edgy DC Jun 07 2011 07:58 AM Re: Bryce Harper, Jerk

His repuatation as a jerk certainly predated his professional career. The idea that he's gone to the wispy stache and mullet is going to make his jerkhood very entertaining. I see wrestling-type story lines developing.

metirish Jun 07 2011 08:00 AM Re: Bryce Harper, Jerk

WOW , what an asshole , his trip around the bases is like something you'd see in a jock movie . A fastball to the back might sort him out.

duan Jun 07 2011 09:18 AM Re: Bryce Harper, Jerk

i'm all for a bit of style and substance and celebration. Always have felt you've got to understand a bit of joy in the scoring. However, he's clearly a cock.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 07 2011 09:20 AM Re: Bryce Harper, Jerk

Edgy DC wrote: His repuatation as a jerk certainly predated his professional career. The idea that he's gone to the wispy stache and mullet is going to make his jerkhood very entertaining. I see wrestling-type story lines developing. It'll make Mets-Nationals games a scoonch more interesting. All the old villains-- Chipper, Utley-- are getting prohibitively older. We NEED Bryce Harpers. (All the better if he's good, this dicklike, AND injury-prone.)

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jun 07 2011 09:27 AM Re: Bryce Harper, Jerk

He should wear a lot of armor in the batter's box, then practice nonchalence when he gets hit, as though lesser men would be wailing in pain.

attgig Jun 07 2011 09:34 AM Re: Bryce Harper, Jerk

i need to get out to hagerstown and watch this kid play. that said, everyone knew he was a punk... in the video, he definitely admired a bit too long, and i'm guessing the pitcher let him know to stop admiring and just run around the bases. when the pitcher did that, the kids kissed him back.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 07 2011 09:41 AM Re: Bryce Harper, Jerk

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: He should wear a lot of armor in the batter's box, then practice nonchalence when he gets hit, as though lesser men would be wailing in pain. Maybe a catchphrase-- "I hit your WIFE harder last night, Broseph!"-- would help, too.

Ashie62 Jun 07 2011 01:01 PM Re: Bryce Harper, Jerk Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jun 07 2011 06:40 PM

He'll punk his way to the 2012 NL ROY.

Rockin' Doc Jun 07 2011 06:35 PM Re: Bryce Harper, Jerk

Fastball...ear hole. That should calm him down a little bit.

Edgy DC Aug 11 2011 09:33 AM Re: Bryce Harper, Jerk

Unhappy Bryce: http://web.minorleaguebaseball.com/mult ... d=tw_share

attgig Aug 11 2011 09:57 AM Re: Bryce Harper, Jerk

yup... still a jerk.