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Watch Your Language, C*nt-Lapping Dog!

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 17 2011 10:38 AM

Some things about the game change... and some f*cking things don't. It really makes you feel like part of something bigger than yourself, doesn't it? From an 1898 memo aiming to help curb the use of foul language in baseball (courtesy of Letters of Note/Deadspin): That such brutal language as "You cock-sucking son of a bitch!" "You prick-eating bastard!" "You cunt-lapping dog!" "Kiss my ass, you son of a bitch!" "A dog must have fucked your mother when she made you!"... and many other revolting terms are used by a limited number of players to intimidate umpires and opposing players, and are promiscuously used upon the ball field, is vouched for by the almost unanimous assertion of those invited to speak...

Fman99 Jun 17 2011 08:32 PM Re: Watch Your Language, C*nt-Lapping Dog!

I am offended.

MFS62 Jun 17 2011 08:43 PM Re: Watch Your Language, C*nt-Lapping Dog!

I guess nobody uses "fie on you" any more. Later

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jun 17 2011 08:47 PM Re: Watch Your Language, C*nt-Lapping Dog!

Fman99 wrote: I am offended. Oh shut up you prick-eating bastard

Edgy DC Jun 17 2011 09:02 PM Re: Watch Your Language, C*nt-Lapping Dog!

You think they'd take the time to justify a memo?

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 17 2011 09:29 PM Re: Watch Your Language, C*nt-Lapping Dog!

Seems fakey. Only... it sold at auction-- along with an 1898 Orioles ticket stub-- for 32 large.

A Boy Named Seo Jun 18 2011 10:33 AM Re: Watch Your Language, C*nt-Lapping Dog!

If it is the players' satirical response, that makes the whole thing all the better. And telling someone, "I'll make you suck my ass!" is way scarier/funnier/dirtier than just telling them to "suck my ass".

Fman99 Jun 18 2011 06:31 PM Re: Watch Your Language, C*nt-Lapping Dog!

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Fman99 wrote: I am offended. Oh shut up you prick-eating bastard Sorry I couldn't hear that over the sound of cunt lapping.