Master Index of Archived Threads
You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better
I stand and I applaud -- I respect the Captain. | 0 votes |
I stand and I applaud -- I respect history. | 4 votes |
I stand because everybody else does -- but I'm silent & motionless. | 1 votes |
I sit and pretend it's not happening -- I'm bitter. | 7 votes |
I sit/stand and boo -- I fucking hate Jeter and all MFYs. | 7 votes |
G-Fafif Jun 19 2011 03:41 PM |
So you've got a ticket for one of the upcoming Subway Series games, just in time for Captain Intangibles to register his 3,000th. After he's made the entire ballpark better by reaching base safely, what you do?
|
metirish Jun 19 2011 03:45 PM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
It's probably little of me but I don't give a fuck, I hate the twat and the Yankees, I stand and boo.
|
themetfairy Jun 19 2011 03:49 PM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
I hit the Shake Shack line while the line is short.
|
Edgy DC Jun 19 2011 04:37 PM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
I sit and applaud. If he tries some game-delay shit like a victory lap, bets are off.
|
MFS62 Jun 19 2011 05:46 PM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
I sit politely.
|
LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 19 2011 06:06 PM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
I'd applaud politely. Really depends on game context, though, along with whether or not they drag out a podium or something.
|
Ashie62 Jun 19 2011 06:32 PM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
I stand silent and motionless for a moment and then run like hell to scarf all the food I can ala Met Fairy!
|
dgwphotography Jun 19 2011 07:27 PM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
None of the above - I will never go into Citi/Shea while infested with YLDBs. Heaven knows communicable diseases are floating around.
|
Ceetar Jun 19 2011 07:57 PM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
on the off chance it happens (I'll be there Saturday, I doubt Jeter will) I'll boo. I boo when opposing players get hits. they're the enemy. I'm not a gentlemanly opposing player in the same 'fraternity' of baseball players.
|
Fman99 Jun 19 2011 08:19 PM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
I will yell 1890's curses at him, threatening to make him suck my ass and also calling him a cunt lapping dog.
|
John Cougar Lunchbucket Jun 19 2011 08:23 PM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
The thing is, you KNOW the Wilpons will roll out the red carpet for the guy with intentions of giving a 'warm CitiField welcome' to our visitors from the Bronx. This they will do under the guise of being sportsmen, which they are in a sense, but they'll obviously do it for the ticket $ales, and won't for a second consider what it will all mean for the rest of us.
|
metsguyinmichigan Jun 19 2011 08:23 PM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
I was at the game in Detroit the day Clemens went for (tainted) win No. 300. I was with my baseball friends who gather for a game once a year, and we had these tickets months in advance, never suspecting this would happen.
|
Frayed Knot Jun 19 2011 08:53 PM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
|
Just on a general note, I HATE it just about anytime the action is stopped in-game for a record acknowledgment. Tip your cap, acknowledge the applause, and when that dies down throw the next pitch. Records are meaningful only in the context of the game and shouldn't be treated as an end itself which trumps the game it occurred during. So yeah, if they're going to drag out a podium I'd hate it even if it were Reyes reaching 3K and I'd really turn on the boo machine if it's for an opponent. The only one I was really OK with was Ripken and his post-5th inning trot, probably because that record was specifically for reaching that particular point. But otherwise spare me in on-field ceremonies. Save it for the post-game presser or, if the team wants to recognize the achievement further, set up a day to have a pre-game ceremony later on. And, yes, I was turned off by the McGwire/Sosa antics after the redhead's 62nd HR -- WAY over the top IMO.
|
John Cougar Lunchbucket Jun 19 2011 09:02 PM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
But that drug-fueled sideshow SAVED baseball and Made America Proud again! What are you a communist?
|
metirish Jun 19 2011 09:02 PM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
|
just like they did that time with Tom Glavine....oh wait , he was with the Mets,
|
Frayed Knot Jun 19 2011 09:08 PM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
|
Nyet!
|
G-Fafif Jun 19 2011 09:15 PM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
That I actually had to stop and think about it indicates the terrorists have already won, but of course, "BOOOOO!!!!" If it's some non-MFY and the Mets are winning by a dozen or so runs in the eighth and it doesn't break up a no-hitter or shutout, I think I could bring myself to lightly clap a relatively random opponent's mega-milestone base hit. But otherwise, no. Fuck no.
|
G-Fafif Jun 19 2011 09:18 PM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
|
If the Wilpons can afford to replace it, we can assume the pitching rubber used to surrender this (thus far hypothetical) milestone-reaching base hit will be pulled up and forwarded directly to MFYS III or perhaps the Captain's castle in St. Jetersburg, Fla. And because the rubber was stepped on by a pitcher who permitted a base hit to Derek Jeter, it will make all the memorabilia around it better.
|
Benjamin Grimm Jun 20 2011 04:01 AM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
I sit and pretend it's not happening -- I'm bitter.
|
themetfairy Jun 20 2011 06:05 AM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
|
That's what I would have chosen if it were available (but I still prefer my Shake Shack strategy).
|
seawolf17 Jun 20 2011 08:10 AM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
||
This.
And this.
|
Lefty Specialist Jun 20 2011 08:23 AM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
Eh, I hit the men's room and let him know how I really feel.
|
batmagadanleadoff Jun 20 2011 08:37 AM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jun 20 2011 08:58 AM |
I was at Shea in 1978 when Pete Rose received many ovations on his way to setting the NL hit-streak record. At this Mets game, Rose passed Tommy Holmes, the then NL record holder. I was appalled at all of the warmth and fuzzies sent Pete's way by the Mets fans in attendance. Up to that point, Rose was the biggest villain in the Mets universe -- Met fans never forgiving him for his playoffs fracas with Bud Harrelson. I stayed in my seat, and did not cheer at all. Rose turned out to be a graceless asshole when his streak ended about a week later: he griped that Phillies' reliever Gene Garber, the last pitcher Rose faced on the day that Rose's streak ended, pitched Rose like it was the seventh game of the World Series, implying that Garber should've tossed Rose a meatball so that the streak could continue.
|
TransMonk Jun 20 2011 08:42 AM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
I stand and I applaud -- I respect history.
|
Edgy DC Jun 20 2011 08:46 AM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
Garber was with Atlanta, but yeah. Rose went on to say that Phil Niekro would have given him a fastball.
|
batmagadanleadoff Jun 20 2011 08:54 AM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
I stand corrected. Garber began the '78 season with the Phils, but was traded to Atlanta in June for Dick Ruthven.
|
Edgy DC Jun 20 2011 09:19 AM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
The '78 Braves. I can talk about them all day.
|
LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 20 2011 09:33 AM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
|
"A LEADER OF A CLASSY, CLASSY DOGPACK MUST HAVE FUCKED YOUR MOTHER WHEN SHE MADE YOU!"
|
Vince Coleman Firecracker Jun 20 2011 09:06 PM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
dgwphotography Jun 21 2011 07:43 AM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
|
I still haven't.
|
Edgy DC Jun 22 2011 12:17 PM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
|
Because we need to literally worship the ground on which he walks.
|
metirish Jun 22 2011 12:32 PM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
There's nothing that Steiner Sports won't sell , crooks.
|
Edgy DC Jun 22 2011 12:37 PM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
And there's nothing that would redeem Fred Wilpon faster in some eyes than him saying "Get that fucking shovel off of my field."
|
Ceetar Jun 22 2011 12:43 PM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
|
He should file a suit for theft afterwards.
|
Edgy DC Jun 22 2011 12:49 PM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
|
This is what always gets me about the Jeter-touters. He's cynical in the same way as everybody else. I can deal with that. It's the way the world is. But I'm supposed to celebrate that he's the same but in moderation --- as measured out in some careful PR-calibrated moderation? "He'd never drown six kittens. Maybe one. One a week, in the privacy of his home. That's it. Unless there's a party or something."
|
metsguyinmichigan Jun 22 2011 01:55 PM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
Alas, no deal with Charmin to put the logo on TP. I could get behind that!
|
batmagadanleadoff Jun 22 2011 02:03 PM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
|
Fred'll probably just ask for his cut of the dirt. It's' not like he couldn't use the money.
|
LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 22 2011 02:19 PM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
||
This.
|
Edgy DC Jun 22 2011 02:21 PM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
Well, yeah, it's not like I actually anticipate Jeter getting anything but a red carpet.
|
Edgy DC Jun 30 2011 09:34 PM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
Derek Jeter is now not expected to play at CitiField. Yankee blogger acknowledges (1) the injury is a lie, and (2) "It's not hurting the Yankees."
|
Ceetar Jun 30 2011 09:43 PM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
Coming back Monday..is he ducking the drama?
|
themetfairy Jul 01 2011 06:59 AM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
They're marketing Captain Intangibles' rehab in Trenton to the max - selling tickets like hotcakes.
|
Benjamin Grimm Jul 01 2011 07:13 AM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
I'd rather have hotcakes.
|
Ceetar Jul 01 2011 07:55 AM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
Come watch The Great Derek Jeter ground out softly to shortstop against minor leaguers.
|
metsmarathon Jul 01 2011 08:09 AM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
|
i was waiting for la greca to counter with the leader angle, but what he really should have said is that, if bumping derek jeter down to the 9-hole for the good of the team would negatively affect him in any way, then the derek jeter we've been led to believe in is a lie. but we've known that for years, ever since they traded for arod.
|
Edgy DC Jul 01 2011 08:20 AM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
Oh, I think we knew it before then.
|
Ceetar Jul 01 2011 08:24 AM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
Francesa complained a a bunch too. Nunez's defense or something. I saw the throwing error yesterday. Jeter doesn't get to it and it goes into to CF. the guy's on first, maybe second, base anyway. But Jeter's way doesn't look bad, so let's give him a gold glove and rave about his sure hands.
|
Edgy DC Jul 01 2011 08:33 AM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
|
Bell was coming off a season where he went .173 / .287 / .288 // .576. Should somebody really be obliged to tell him he's playing for his life?* It's just the way the world works. *I have review this afternoon at four. Four o'clock on a Friday before a holiday weekend(!) You bet your ass I know my job's on the line.
|
Ceetar Jul 01 2011 08:46 AM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
||
ballplayers are dumb. He should've seen it coming obviously. And he probably wouldn't have suddenly become good in Spring if he was 'trying' nor would it necessarily have prompted them to NOT make the decision they were probably set on making anyway. But ballplayers also always seem to think the bad is a fluke and they're god's gift and all that. Probably wasn't even thinking 'i sucked last year, i should kick it in gear'. probably thought "I'm awesome, i'm the RFer, let's get in shape"
|
Frayed Knot Jul 01 2011 09:54 AM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
Yanx, btw, are doing fine (12-3) in Jeter's absence, just like they survived quite nicely as a team in the other time they went without his presence (they were 26-12 while he sat out with a busted up shoulder in 2003), and just as they were when they were essentially without his bat due to a month-long slump he had in April/May 2004 (Yanx were 17-13 while he was hitting .177). The only difference now is that people realize he's closer to the end than the beginning and so it's semi-OK to talk about it.
|
Rockin' Doc Jul 01 2011 07:18 PM Re: You're at Citi Field When Jeter Makes History Better |
I think I would be overcome with a wave of nausea which would cause me to grab the nearest Yankee hat so I could use it as a barf bag.
|