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How I Spent My Summer Vacation: By Derek J.
| Douching, you gotta stay fresh, like, that conversation he had with his mom on the beach that time | 2 votes |
| Rubbing his man-labia with a dildo shaped like Alex Rodriguez shaped like a centaur | 3 votes |
| Watching replays of that time he dove into the stands like ten years ago | 3 votes |
| Driving his stupid Ford Edge around | 3 votes |
| Changing out the BBQ sauce IV drip at CC Sabathia's pad | 0 votes |
| Wearing Minka Kelly's panties over his face strategically | 2 votes |
| Other | 1 votes |
| Fman99 Jul 12 2011 03:24 PM |
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So many choices!
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| metirish Jul 12 2011 05:21 PM Re: How I Spent My Summer Vacation: By Derek J. |
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The Captain is officiating the John Harper , Bob Klapisch , Ian O'Connor, Jon Heyman and assorted NY area hacks in a circlejerk.
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| Lefty Specialist Jul 12 2011 05:50 PM Re: How I Spent My Summer Vacation: By Derek J. |
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Derek Jeter? He's SO got an Edge.
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| Ashie62 Jul 12 2011 05:50 PM Re: How I Spent My Summer Vacation: By Derek J. |
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Driving his Ford around Route 22 in Paramus looking for a Taco Bell.
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| Ceetar Jul 12 2011 06:09 PM Re: How I Spent My Summer Vacation: By Derek J. |
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There is no route 22 in Paramus (I don't think there's a Taco Bell either) not that that would stop someone with Jeter's intangibles.
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| Ashie62 Jul 12 2011 06:51 PM Re: How I Spent My Summer Vacation: By Derek J. |
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I'm sure with his edge Jeter can find Route 4 or 17..
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| Ceetar Jul 12 2011 07:10 PM Re: How I Spent My Summer Vacation: By Derek J. |
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That's dangerously close to my apartment for him.
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| MFS62 Jul 12 2011 09:25 PM Re: How I Spent My Summer Vacation: By Derek J. |
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He turned that offer down. He'd have to move to second base to be the pivot man. I voted for number 3, reliving the moment over and over, like the character from Beckett's Krapp's Last Tape. Later
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