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One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials
| Fman99 Aug 02 2011 08:09 PM |
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Dumb ass locked out of hotel room scores with skinny hooker.
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| HahnSolo Aug 02 2011 08:13 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Chubby cheeked Indian chick loves Mr. Met.
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| John Cougar Lunchbucket Aug 02 2011 08:19 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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cough, wheeze.
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| Fman99 Aug 02 2011 08:20 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Wanker delivers calorie free Pepsi to vending machine in corn field and gets a mustache shaped sticker.
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| bmfc1 Aug 02 2011 08:20 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Text, drive, die.
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| Fman99 Aug 02 2011 08:24 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Fat lottery winner falls into ball pit.
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| Frayed Knot Aug 02 2011 08:25 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Jeter's gay.
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| Ceetar Aug 02 2011 08:49 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Jeter excels with new wonder-drug, Edge.
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| LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 02 2011 09:44 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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I have a structured settlement; however, I need cash now.
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| G-Fafif Aug 02 2011 10:38 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Mr. Snuggles is trapped with a psycho...pie.
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| LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 02 2011 10:59 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Dramatized rhetorical questions... and hey, the asshole from those Ed Burns movies!
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| G-Fafif Aug 02 2011 11:02 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Goddamn, I'm glad my parents moved to Istanbul.
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| LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 02 2011 11:56 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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The Snooze may give you generally-terrible sports coverage, but... um... hey, look! Baseball swag!
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| Edgy DC Aug 03 2011 06:21 AM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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"If Gary Busey pays real money to put his scalp in my care, I don't see why you shouldn't pay nickles on the dollar for the same... Baldy."
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| Lefty Specialist Aug 03 2011 06:33 AM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Obscenely rich guy with bad glasses thinks you're inferior for not buying his car.
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| Ceetar Aug 03 2011 07:17 AM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Here's a joke about pop-culture from a guy that used to play football, now buy a car.
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| bmfc1 Aug 03 2011 07:31 AM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Get immunized for meningococcal meningitis, dance around a playground with Tito Puente Jr.
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| John Cougar Lunchbucket Aug 03 2011 07:55 AM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Ugly twins sell Toyotas!
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| MFS62 Aug 03 2011 08:23 AM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Derek Jeter doesn't make the ads around his better.
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| Lefty Specialist Aug 03 2011 09:03 AM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Michael Jordan endures harassment by airborne underwear fetishists.
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| Ceetar Aug 03 2011 09:05 AM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Mr. Met makes corporate meetings more exciting.
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| Lefty Specialist Aug 03 2011 09:16 AM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Aug 03 2011 09:25 AM |
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Mr. Met suffers humiliation for his poor penmanship at the hands of callous, insensitive co-workers.
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| John Cougar Lunchbucket Aug 03 2011 09:25 AM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Imagine her naked (and maybe buy a Honda in Queens)
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| themetfairy Aug 03 2011 09:38 AM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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He's SORRY!
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| G-Fafif Aug 03 2011 12:34 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Hi, I'm Keith Hernandez for Coin Galleries of Oyster Bay or whatever you just put in front of me to read.
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| LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 03 2011 01:01 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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They're still making body-switch movies?
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| Lefty Specialist Aug 03 2011 01:13 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Badly-leashed dog runs through poorly-secured construction site, and movie tie-in ensues.
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| G-Fafif Aug 03 2011 01:34 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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A ravenous horde of adults in my dining room believes it will be satisfied by Chicken McNuggets.
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| Ceetar Aug 03 2011 01:58 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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The pinnacle of technological achievement is being able to identify an object as cold.
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| HahnSolo Aug 03 2011 02:41 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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be cool if we could get him to "cough, wheeze, cough", then bring Mr. Met along to encourage him. We'd be combining two campaigns in one. cough wheeze cough Let's Go Mets cough wheeze cough Let's Go Mets
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| Fman99 Aug 03 2011 04:54 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Kid gets run over by goofy looking horrified teen in a tank top.
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| LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 03 2011 10:44 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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THERE'S A BOMB IN THAT ABANDONED BAG!
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| HahnSolo Aug 04 2011 07:12 AM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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There's trouble on the Golden Gate Bridge...in a movie...again.
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| Ceetar Aug 04 2011 07:24 AM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Dunkin Donuts has solved one of life's great questions: Mocha or Caramel?
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| Lefty Specialist Aug 04 2011 07:58 AM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Mr. Met is smart enough to be a manicurist, but dumb enough to attempt high-fives before his customers' nails have fully dried.
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| LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 05 2011 09:57 AM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Mamas, don't let robots watch your children.
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| Frayed Knot Aug 05 2011 07:49 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Rooftop urban party gets their music drowned out by neighboring rooftop party - but are apparently too drunk to care.
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| Lefty Specialist Aug 06 2011 11:50 AM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Studious law student discovers to his chagrin that instead of wasting tens of thousands of dollars and years to pass his bar exam, all he really had to do was read a beer bottle label.
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| LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 06 2011 09:22 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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I'm finagling auto insurance via my veteran dad.
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| G-Fafif Aug 07 2011 12:25 AM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Differences in mobile service notwithstanding, I may not be cut out for this flash mob.
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| Lefty Specialist Aug 08 2011 09:29 AM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Dang woodchucks....there goes the fuel for the winter.
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| Centerfield Aug 08 2011 12:37 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Smart phones, stupid people, even stupider commercial.
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| Frayed Knot Aug 08 2011 06:32 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Exposure to SNY programming makes gold-digging, trophy wife reconsider her lifestyle choices.
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| Fman99 Aug 08 2011 08:07 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Forty years after his death, Jimi Hendrix hawks laptops for HP.
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| metsmarathon Aug 09 2011 06:05 AM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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ugly sunglasses wow bad actors
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| SteveJRogers Aug 09 2011 06:54 AM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Douchebag looking smart phone seller goes from walking down a street to a HS cheerleading gig.
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| Fman99 Aug 12 2011 07:38 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Mr. Met has poor penmanship and is easily insulted by corporate shitdicks.
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| Fman99 Aug 12 2011 07:47 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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You have to have been one of the best basketball players of all time if you want to appear in an underwear ad with a Hitler moustache.
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| Fman99 Aug 12 2011 07:54 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Watching SNY will help you grow man-pects and enable you to hug a Negro on your couch.
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| Fman99 Aug 12 2011 08:06 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Whoops, wrong thread.
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| themetfairy Aug 30 2011 07:43 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Instead of being grateful for life-saving surgery, ex-smoker bitches and moans about not being able to go swimming.
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| themetfairy Aug 30 2011 07:49 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Watching SNY causes embarrassing hair growth.
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| Fman99 Sep 01 2011 06:30 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Hispanic cyborg can no longer umpire.
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| Lefty Specialist Sep 01 2011 06:54 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Ducks provide better insurance than pigeons.
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| themetfairy Sep 08 2011 02:50 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Driving at supersonic speeds in residential neighborhoods kills passengers.
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| themetfairy Sep 08 2011 06:13 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Winning the lottery makes you a self-centered douchebag (or, alternatively, it's self-centered douchebags who win the lottery).
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| LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Sep 08 2011 09:28 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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The best way to stop people from texting-while-driving is by t-boning them.
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| G-Fafif Sep 12 2011 04:56 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Randy Johnson's delight is of utmost concern to several retired athletes and can be achieved by making the most superficial adjustments to his appearance, though his notoriously sour personality remains unaddressed.
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| Lefty Specialist Sep 12 2011 06:26 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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If I just hide, crouched in the lunchroom cabinet, I can end Jeffrey's reign of sandwich-stealing terror.
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| HahnSolo Sep 12 2011 07:47 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Ducks rap and breakdance like white guys.
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| Edgy DC Sep 27 2011 06:20 PM Re: One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials |
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Obnoxious washed-up rocker thinks obnoxious truck is a statement that "rocks."
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