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Unclean Air

G-Fafif Aug 27 2011 01:02 PM

With Mets off and Newsradio 88 presumably devoted to Irene, WFAN will be airing, if they're not rained out the MFYs versus the Orioles ('FAN and 'CBS being corporate siblings). Sterling, Waldman and all that on the home of the Mets. Feh.

Ceetar Aug 27 2011 01:11 PM Re: Unclean Air

G-Fafif wrote: With Mets off and Newsradio 88 presumably devoted to Irene, WFAN will be airing, if they're not rained out the MFYs versus the Orioles ('FAN and 'CBS being corporate siblings). Sterling, Waldman and all that on the home of the Mets. Feh. as long as every 10 second station ID is Mets praise, go for it.

G-Fafif Aug 27 2011 01:18 PM Re: Unclean Air

"You're listening to Yankee baseball on the Home of the Mets -- only because the Mets aren't on and it's an emergency: 66 WFAN." Somehow this will get spun as the MFYs saving New York ten years after they saved them the first time. "Victims of Hurricane Irene found one saving grace in their battery-operated radios: the sound of John Sterling soothing their storm-battered souls with his familiar, triumphant catchphrase 'I SUCK.'" Or something like that.

Ceetar Aug 27 2011 01:34 PM Re: Unclean Air

The Mets aren't on today, so let's go to our backup plan, where Jon Sterling will describe every hit as being "Rocked like a Hurricane"

metirish Aug 27 2011 01:48 PM Re: Unclean Air

"it's a Grander-Slam"...."hey Ed Coleman is here to give me a blow Susan"

Ceetar Aug 27 2011 01:51 PM Re: Unclean Air

metirish wrote: "it's a Grander-Slam"...."hey Ed Coleman is here to give me a blow Susan" Would've been better as Curtis Granderslam, but eh.

metirish Aug 27 2011 01:52 PM Re: Unclean Air

it's how he called it the other day...take it up with him, eh.

Ceetar Aug 27 2011 02:00 PM Re: Unclean Air

metirish wrote: it's how he called it the other day...take it up with him, eh. Just putting in my two cents. I'll take it up with him next time I see him for sure.

Fman99 Aug 27 2011 07:57 PM Re: Unclean Air

OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS, OF ALL THE DRAMATIC THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN, HURRICANE IRENE IS BLOWING UP MY DRESS AND MY CLITORIS HAS BEEN INFLUENCED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 60 YEARS! CLIT IS HIGH, CLIT IS FAR, CLIT IS UHUHUHUHUHUHUHGONE! AN ORGASM FOR THE PHANTASM! A THRILL FOR THE SHRILL! A COUP D'ETAT ON YOUR POOTIE-TWAT!

Fman99 Aug 27 2011 08:04 PM Re: Unclean Air

HURRICANE IRENE IS IN GEORGE'S BOOTH! AND SHE'S BLOWING UP MY SKIRT AND I'M JUST JUICING IN MY GRANNY PANTIES! LOOK IN THE DUGOUT, POSADA CAN'T BELIEVE IT, PETTITTE KNEW! AND IT'S GONE! MMMMMM, THERE'S GOO'S IN SUZYN! AND WALDMAN'S BEEN BALLED, MAN!

metirish Aug 27 2011 08:07 PM Re: Unclean Air

Dying over here Fman.....

Fman99 Aug 28 2011 02:00 PM Re: Unclean Air

Thanks, it seemed like the logical conclusion to this epic drama. I may save these two clowns for a mocktacular KTE next year...