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Little House Desert Island Memoirs


1) [i:3mfi23as]The Way I See It[/i:3mfi23as] by Melissa Sue Anderson 1 votes

2) [i:3mfi23as]Prarie Tale[/i:3mfi23as] by Melissa Gilbert 2 votes

3) [i:3mfi23as]Confessions of a Prairie Bitch: How I Survived Nellie Oleson and Learned to Love Being Hated[/i:3mfi23as] by Alison Arngrim 2 votes

4) [i:3mfi23as]I Promised My Dad[/i:3mfi23as] by Cheryl Landon 0 votes

5) [i:3mfi23as]Michael Landon's Legacy[/i:3mfi23as] by Cheryl Landon 1 votes

Edgy DC
Aug 24 2011 05:40 AM

Your ship is going down, but you know there's a desert island nearby. Plenty of mangoes and coconuts to sustain you until help comes, and you think, "What better way to catch up on my Little House memoir reading!"

But the books are spread around on cases in all four corners of your shipboard cabin, and you only have time to put one in your waterproof bag before swimming for safety. Which do you reach for?

1) The Way I See It by Melissa Sue Anderson


2) Prairie Tale by Melissa Gilbert


3) Confessions of a Prairie Bitch: How I Survived Nellie Oleson and Learned to Love Being Hated by Alison Arngrim


4) I Promised My Dad by Cheryl Landon


5) Michael Landon's Legacy by Cheryl Landon


Still waiting for memoirs by Lindsay and Sidney Greenbush, Matthew Laboreteaux (?), and Merlin Olsen. Sorry.

metirish
Aug 24 2011 06:12 AM
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The old jacket over the shoulder trick gets me all the time, and no one did it like like Landon.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Aug 24 2011 07:34 AM
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I don't believe Laura or Mary can dish like Nellie. Most of them look like they are religious books.

metirish
Aug 24 2011 07:50 AM
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John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:
Most of them look like they are religious books.


Not a shocker

metsguyinmichigan
Aug 24 2011 08:11 AM
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"Half Pint" gets my vote. Her union leadership and rehab would make for an interesting read.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Aug 24 2011 08:13 AM
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Oooh, rehab. I might have to change my vote.

metsguyinmichigan
Aug 24 2011 08:29 AM
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She's had an interesting life, according to the always-accurate Wikipedia:

At 17, she reconnected with then little-known actor Rob Lowe, also 17. They had met briefly when they were about 14. In 1981, Melissa, in her convertible, saw Lowe stopped next to her at a red light. Gilbert dated Lowe on-and-off for six years. During this time, both had affairs with other famous people. Melissa dated Tom Cruise, John Cusack, Scott Baio, and Billy Idol. After Lowe's failed romance with Princess Stéphanie, he suddenly proposed to Gilbert. While making wedding plans, Gilbert found out she was pregnant. Upon being informed of the pregnancy, Lowe ended their relationship. Gilbert miscarried days later.[5]

Heart-broken, Gilbert left for New York City to star in the play A Shayna Maidel. Gilbert was set up with actor Bo Brinkman, a cousin of actors Randy Quaid and Dennis Quaid. The couple married on February 22, 1988, only seven weeks after she ended her relationship with Rob Lowe. Gilbert became pregnant months later. US Magazine featured a very pregnant Gilbert wrapped in a sheer sheet and named her one of "America's Ten Most Beautiful Women" in 1988. On May 1, 1989, she gave birth to Dakota Paul Brinkman. After Dakota's birth, the couple began to have marital problems and divorced in 1992.

Only weeks after Gilbert's divorce filing, Bruce Boxleitner's ex-wife (Kathryn Holcomb) set Bruce up with Gilbert. Holcomb by then was married to actor Ian Ogilvy. Gilbert had met Boxleitner as a teenager when they both were on Battle of the Network Stars when Gilbert introduced herself, as she had a pin-up of him in her locker. But Boxleitner ignored her, as she was a teen and he was many years older than she was. After re-connecting, the couple started dating on-and-off for over a year. They were engaged twice and Boxleitner broke up with her each time. After re-uniting for a third time, they finally married on January 1, 1995 in her mother's living room. Gilbert quickly became pregnant, but went into premature labor more than two months before her due date. She gave birth to a son, Michael Garrett Boxleitner, named in honor of Michael Landon, on October 6, 1995. His middle name is in honor of Garret Peckinpah, her friend Sandy Peckinpah's son, who had died suddenly of meningitis at age 16.

Gilbert is also stepmother to Boxleitner's two sons with Holcomb, Sam (b. 1980) and Lee (b. 1985).

She has battled alcoholism and drug abuse, which she wrote about in her 2009 autobiography.[6]

On July 22, 2010, Gilbert underwent surgery to replace a disc as well as fuse a vertebra in her lower spine. The surgery was described as a complete success. It was discovered during a doctor's visit that she had been playing the role of Caroline "Ma" Ingalls in the touring musical Little House on the Prairie with a broken back for months.[7]

On March 1, 2011, Gilbert announced that she and Boxleitner had separated.[8]

MFS62
Aug 24 2011 08:36 AM
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I fugured that if Arngrim loved being hated, then she must be a Yankee fan.
So I went with Gilbert, who must love being loved.

Later

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Aug 24 2011 08:36 AM
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Cougar on the loose!

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Aug 24 2011 11:05 AM
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Tough to leave the Gilbert saga on the shelf. But I'll take what just feels-- on its face, and face alone-- like a better piece of writing: c'mere, Bitch.

Edgy DC
Aug 24 2011 05:31 PM
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Landon's daughter may still believe that the show's legacy can still be used to deal out Jesus cards, but for the former child actresses (and Landon's namesake son), that ship long ago sailed. Uncle Mike was clearly, by all accounts, an outright piece of work. He had the perfect politician's charm where he betrayed just about everybody, and had the angelic eyes, hair, and smile --- and the remorselessness to work them --- to get forgiven by them all.




His image might have been built around hard work, decency, a flat stomach, and a quiet abiding faith as the tools to sustain a family through the rockiest of seas, but he was more like a three-way cross between Bill Clinton, Aaron Spelling, and Jim Baker. A fascinating and great American story, if not such a great American.

Add Little House (the show) to the list of things I can talk about forever. My wife can do the same with the books. We can have an hour conversation and not realize we're each talking about separate but parallel Little House universes.

Frayed Knot
Aug 24 2011 06:22 PM
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My sister was a huge fan of both the books and the series ... and even she wouldn't read any of those post-show tell-alls/bios.

Willets Point
Aug 27 2011 03:49 PM
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Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Aug 28 2011 09:27 PM

A friend I used to work with was childhood friends with Alison Arngrim. According to her, Alison Arngrim was a pretty ordinary, studious girl while Melissa Gilbert was the real brat. There's a probability that this is true since Gilbert being the star of the show at a young age could have had it go to her head. Still, I had a crush on Laura Ingalls when I was a kid.

Rockin' Doc
Aug 28 2011 08:43 PM
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To the best of my recollection, I never watched an episode of Little House on the Prairie.

sharpie
Aug 29 2011 09:57 AM
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I can unequivocally state that I never saw an episode of Little House. Nor did I read the books nor do I really know who any of these memoirists are. Michael Landon is strictly Little Joe to me.

Willets Point
Aug 29 2011 10:00 AM
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Kind of a fascinating fact from Michael Landon's Wikipedia page: "Little Joe Cartwright in Bonanza (1959–1973), Charles Ingalls in Little House on the Prairie (1974–1983), and Jonathan Smith in Highway to Heaven (1984–1989)." Look at the dates and that's 30 consecutive years of prime time, network tv presence.

Fman99
Aug 29 2011 07:45 PM
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I'd like to play grabass with the Prairie Bitch.

Edgy DC
Aug 29 2011 09:22 PM
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Yeah, that would be a different poll.

Willets Point
Aug 29 2011 11:34 PM
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I just noticed that the actress who played the blind character titled her memoir The Way I See It.

Ha!