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CPF Parody Contest - Round Three - Willets Point vs. sharpie

point or sharp?

willets point	11 votes
sharpie	15 votes

sharpie Nov 16 2005 02:38 PM

Round Three, coming up:

sharpie Nov 16 2005 02:39 PM

I AM McDOWELL I am me and Jess is he and Sisk makes three and we are all together See how we throw like pigs on the go, see how we try I’m trying. Sitting in the bullpen, waiting for the call to come. Just another outing, stupid bloody Darling Man, you been a naughty boy, you let the game get tied I am the pen man They are the pen men I am McDowell Goo goo g’joob New York City, sitting pretty Pitching Terry Pendleton way down low See the ball fly like crows from a pie, see how it goes I’m crying. I’m cry----------ing. I’m crying. I’m cry----------ing. Yellow matter custard, dripping from a thrown cream pie Crab-in-locker hijinx, pornographic phone calls Boy, I’ve been a naughty girl with that blonde wig on I am the joke man They are the joke men I am McDowell Goo goo g’joob. Sitting in the hometeam dugout, waiting for some runs If the runs don’t come, you get a kick From the wearing of the cap sideways I am the fun man They are the fun men I am McDowell Goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob Hotfoot shockfoot smoking choking Don’t you think that jokes are needed too? (ho ho ho, hee, hee, hee, ha, ha ha) But they were mean, trade me from the team, the dream had died I’m crying. Jesse, me and Doug Sisk, sometimes helped by Aguilera Element’ry schoolkids singing of our praises Man, you should have seen us kicking Whitey Herzog’s ass. I was the pen man They were the pen men I am McDowell Goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob. Goo goo g’goo g’goo goo g’joob g’joob. (jibberish, culminating in…) Everybody hotfoot Everybody hotfoot Everybody hotfoot…

Valadius Nov 16 2005 02:53 PM

What song is this from?

KC Nov 16 2005 03:01 PM

Nice job, wow.

metirish Nov 16 2005 03:07 PM

Val it's I am the walrus..the Beatles. excellent work.

Rotblatt Nov 16 2005 03:17 PM

Good stuff. I'd been going into pariodical withdrawl.

Edgy DC Nov 16 2005 03:20 PM

One more song I was working with in my lab goes down.

Zvon Nov 16 2005 03:22 PM

.....see the ball fly like crows from a pie........ :):):):):) LMAO! Classically hilarious sharpie.

Willets Point Nov 16 2005 03:25 PM

“Heads are Turning” Outfield at Harbor Park Agbayani makes his mark Hitting homers and stealing bases Playing in ninety-five degrees The time has come Today’s the day To call him up To let him play The time has come We need a bat Benny hits ‘em hard Even if he’s fat Look how he hits now some heads are turning Benny’s not bad, Met fans are learning Look how he hits now some heads are turning Eleven home runs, now our Benny’s burning The time has come for this scab player To help the Mets to win their share Loud cheers drown the scattered boos From Willets Point to Flushing Bay Benny's home run has us winning In the thirteenth inning The time has come Today’s the day He may goof up But that’s okay There’s just two out The ball’s in play Gave it to the fan She better give it back! Look how he hits now some heads are turning Benny’s not bad, Met fans are learning Look how he hits now some heads are turning A walk off home run, now our Benny’s burning The time has come for this scab player To help the Mets to win their share The time has come we need a bat Benny hits ‘em hard even if he’s fat Look how he hits now some heads are turning Benny’s not bad, Met fans are learning Player: Benny Agbayani Song “Beds are Burning,” by Midnight Oil.

Willets Point Nov 16 2005 03:29 PM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Nov 16 2005 03:44 PM

I'M DOOMED!!! ON EDIT: Or maybe not. Someone other than me voted for me. Thanks! Sharpie's parody is amazing!

Zvon Nov 16 2005 03:31 PM

:):):):) Another great parody. Hey, you guys are good. No losers here. Just us winners who get to read em.

seawolf17 Nov 16 2005 03:31 PM

Nice work, both of you. Doc and I will be along later this evening, hopefully.

ScarletKnight41 Nov 16 2005 04:42 PM

I really have to think about this one. Kudos to both competitors!

Diamond Dad Nov 16 2005 04:44 PM gotta go

Gotta go with the Beatles on this one.

Rockin' Doc Nov 16 2005 09:37 PM

Another great round of parodies.

Edgy DC Nov 16 2005 10:57 PM

Tightens to 10-8.

metirish Nov 16 2005 11:10 PM

WOW..both are amazing and as Zvon said it's us that are the winners, I have to go with Willets, I love that song and that was a great play on words...

Edgy DC Nov 16 2005 11:17 PM

11-9. The predicted thrashing does not come to be.

Johnny Dickshot Nov 17 2005 08:08 AM

Make 'em draw numbers already, willya. Excellent matchup. Yellow matter custard, dripping from a thrown cream pie

Edgy DC Nov 17 2005 08:11 AM

Six hours, 15 minutes to go, we have a one-vote race.

Edgy DC Nov 17 2005 08:14 AM

Fellow admins, I'm embarassed to say, but I can't figure out how to stick up a thread at the top of the forum. We should stick the active polls up there.

Yancy Street Gang Nov 17 2005 08:20 AM

Just edit the first post in the thread, and scroll down a little. You'll see a radio button that allows you to make the thread "sticky."

Willets Point Nov 17 2005 10:20 AM

Looks like this one's going to sharpie. The vote is close but probably everyone has already voted. Unless I can get my three-year old nephew to register and vote. He's a big Mets fan you know. (j/k)

smg58 Nov 17 2005 11:05 AM

Wow, you parodied my two favorite bands. This was a tough call.

Willets Point Nov 17 2005 12:41 PM

Looks like sharpie has a mandate (NTTAWWT).

Yancy Street Gang Nov 17 2005 02:49 PM

Sharpie leads 14-11 with about 35 minues remaining.

Edgy DC Nov 17 2005 03:01 PM

How hard can three votes be to drum up?

sharpie Nov 17 2005 03:40 PM

3 votes is too big a hill to climb when 25 had been cast. I'm claiming victory in the Northern Bracket. Had me scared there, Willets. Good job.

Yancy Street Gang Nov 17 2005 03:43 PM

Welcome to the Final Four, Sharpie. We'll have our third member later today.

Willets Point Nov 17 2005 04:08 PM

Congrats sharpie. Excellent amazing parody. You will go far. I was just starting to get used to winning. Now the world will never see my Rusty Staub parody.

MFS62 Nov 17 2005 04:32 PM

See ya' in the loser's lounge, willets. First round is on me. Congrats, sharpie. Later

Johnny Dickshot Nov 17 2005 04:41 PM

Willets Point wrote: I was just starting to get used to winning. Now the world will never see my Rusty Staub parody. My exact words after dropping a prior battle.