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CPF Parody Contest - Round Three - KC vs. Edgy DC

Who's the cuter Corey?

KC	7 votes
Edgy DC	16 votes

Edgy DC Nov 16 2005 04:14 PM Edited 2 time(s), most recently on Nov 18 2005 12:55 AM

Pick your poison

Willets Point Nov 16 2005 04:16 PM

Edit that topic headline NOW!

sharpie Nov 16 2005 04:17 PM

I concur with my worthy opponent.

Edgy DC Nov 16 2005 04:19 PM

Sorry. Vivian walked in while I was posting.

Willets Point Nov 16 2005 04:35 PM

Thanks. Now post the song.

sharpie Nov 16 2005 04:37 PM

I concur with my worthy opponent.

Edgy DC Nov 16 2005 04:39 PM

There's a setting here. It's the morning after the clinching night and subsequent party in 1986. Somebody, or mulitiple somebodies, from the Scum Bunch are singing. Wake up, Maggsie, I think I got something to say to you It’s mid-September and Hernandez, he went down with flu Johnson went and threw you a start But Maggsie, you just had to get smart Oh Maggsie you went and got three hits — almost four-or-or Keith, he was a last-minute scratch “Just stand on the bag, Dave, and catch” But you showed us up and that’s what really hurt The morning news, when it’s on your bed really makes it clear We clinched the pennant but the story is this new guy here! I know you’re still kind of dazed But it’s time your ass got hazed Oh, Maggsie, the bad guys won — that’s for sure-or-or We won and we clinched at home Thanks to the bat of some damned unknown You stole the spot and that’s a pain we can do without All we needed was a rook to sub for a boozy Keef But you turned into a batter and not a wooden ladder and there’s our beef Don’t try and find your clothes Cause McDowell’s off burning those And I wouldn’t go using that toothbrush — anymore-or-or Knight used it on his feet Then removed your brows with Neet We’ve tied you up; you couldn’t leave here if you tried I suppose we could collect your bats have ourselves a fire Or Ben-Gay your jock like we used to do with Gardenhire Backman’s gone and soiled your glove It’s our way of showing our love Oh Maggsie, you’ll wish you’d never seen your face Teufel’s done a phone interview He’s convinced the press he’s you You stole the show but we love you anyways Maggie you’ll wish you’d never seen your face But you’ll get to do this to Jefferies, one of these… days

sharpie Nov 16 2005 04:42 PM

Egg-sellent. Lots of great lines.

seawolf17 Nov 16 2005 04:45 PM

I hate when we have to guess. Maggie May, by Rod Stewart, about Dave Magadan?

KC Nov 16 2005 04:46 PM

Hey, it's not six yet? Reading that, I may have to use my one hour and fifteen minutes to find something worthy beside what is on my laptop.

Willets Point Nov 16 2005 04:47 PM

I can't believe Edgy was playing the "Got nothin'" game!

Centerfield Nov 16 2005 04:51 PM

It's called "pulling a Yancy".

KC Nov 16 2005 05:37 PM

DOLPHIN FACE (a silly parody of Bruce's Glory Days based on Michael William Hampton Our mammal friend was big baseball player Clear View High School He could throw that speedball by you Make you look and just drool boy Saw him the other night on that TBS Was walking 'em in and getting no outs He went back inside, couldn't get no good sink And all the crowd kept shoutin' out was Dolphin Face, well time's passed you by Dolphin Face, ya got no sink' and no slide' Dolphin Face, Dolphin Face Well let's go back a bit on the clock On the 'stros he could turn all the fan's heads In ninety-nine he won twenty-two and only dropped four And then he got shipped to the Mets He and the Mets went to The Series and then split up I guess it's four years gone by now Won the MVP in the NLCS The fans say when they felt like crying We start laughing thinking about Dolphin Face, welll time's passed you by Dolphin Face, ya got no sink' and no slide' Dolphin Face, Dolphin Face The mammals didn't sleep well at night They had their New Yorker fill And they lied and said something about the schools and shit They made lots of bad will Yeah, off to the Rock's trying to recapture a little of the glory of The years slipped away And leaves you with nothing mister but Silly stories of Dolphin Face Dolphin Face, welll time's passed you by Dolphin Face, ya got no sink' and no slide' Dolphin Face, Dolphin Face Dolphin Face, welll time's passed you by Dolphin Face, ya got no sink' and no slide' Dolphin Face, Dolphin Face

MFS62 Nov 16 2005 05:39 PM

Edgy, I'll overlook that "wooden ladder" forced rhyme and say that was a pretty darn good song. Can't wait to see what KC has written. EDIT: Looks like he just posted his parody. Lemmie look and vote. Later

Edgy DC Nov 16 2005 06:48 PM

That's my best bit.

KC Nov 16 2005 07:05 PM

>>>Edit that topic headline NOW!<<< What did I miss? (again)

Edgy DC Nov 16 2005 07:39 PM

I was in a hurry and I copied the topic from Willets v. Sharpie. I meant to edit it out but failed. This thread was born as "Willets v. Sharpie." Great job.

KC Nov 16 2005 07:47 PM

7-1 after two hours, even I voted for you. I smell a rout. (thanks to whoever posted the sympathy vote)

Diamond Dad Nov 16 2005 09:37 PM great efforts

the rhyme of Fire and Gardenhire is classic. KC used the Boss, which gets some points, and Dolphin Face, which gets some Pool inside only joke points. Very nice.

Edgy DC Nov 16 2005 10:33 PM

KC takes three of the last four votes to pull within 8-4.

Elster88 Nov 17 2005 08:49 AM

Good job both of you. I say the same thing in every thread, this forum could kick any other's ass when it comes to parodies.

sharpie Nov 17 2005 09:50 AM

Bring it on, Sons of Sam Horn.

KC Nov 17 2005 02:04 PM

Good job, Edgewardo ... best of luck in the next round!

Yancy Street Gang Nov 17 2005 02:50 PM

Edgy leads 16-7 with a little under three hours remaining.

Edgy DC Nov 17 2005 05:33 PM

Thanks for the game. On to the semis, it looks like. I need to talk with a muppet right now.

KC Nov 17 2005 05:35 PM

I had four more minutes there, wise guy. Good luck in the next round.