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CPF 2005 Parody Tiebreaker - Seawolf17 vs. Rockin Doc, Redux

Who? Who will win the tiebreaker?

Seawolf17	9 votes
Rockin' Doc	13 votes

seawolf17 Nov 16 2005 08:33 PM

Since You've Been Gone by Seawolf17 a parody of the song of the same name, by Kelly Clarkson http://www.kellyclarkson.com/music.aspx In '65 you started out slow You soon became a legend, you know Yeah yeah But since you've been gone Kicked Pete's ass in '73 The best damn shortstop we'll ever see Yeah Yeah but since you've been gone Why can't any of these guys play? They'll never be as cool as you Our infield has been in disarray Since you've been gone We've been looking for a shortstop Is Jose the one? Yeah yeah He can run But he's no Harrelson Since you've been gone Overmatched in '91 80 losses and your season was done Yeah yeah Since you've been gone I cried when you got canned that day I always wore your number three So sad when they sent you to Phillay And since you've been gone We've been looking for a shortstop Is Jose the one? Yeah yeah He can run But he's no Harrelson Since you've been gone Rey had a chance, he blew it Elster and Oquendo tried Hard to watch Kaz throw it away Again and again and again and again Since you've been gone We've been looking for a shortstop Is Jose the one? Yeah yeah He can run But he's no Buddy Harrelsoooooooon We've been looking for a shortstop Is Jose the one? Yeah yeah He can run (he can run) He can hit (he can hit) He can throw (he can throw) Guess he's better than Bud Harrelson He might be the one He might be the one He might be the one

Rockin' Doc Nov 16 2005 09:25 PM

Harrelson Is Too Slight (For Fighting) “Jon had the Reds swingin’ like drunk monkeys” Our shortstop, Bud was heard to say Now the Big Red machine is feeling dissed As a tied series moves on to Shea Rusty’s hit two, the Mets are winning in a laugher As Koos cruises into inning five Grounder near second, Bud fields it, should be two Rose hits Bud with some elbow jive Don’t give us none of your aggravation Rose’s cheap shot won’t help you win Harrelson is too slight for fighting Good thing Garrett jumped on in Pete Rose was givin’ odds at five to one Bettin’ he would of won the fight But Harrelson is as tough as nails Harrelson is alright, alright, alright Now all the fans at Shea are pissed tonight They’re throwing Schaeffer cans with all their might Pete tried to use a little muscle to intimidate Our gold gloved little buddy and steal our victory One of the sights I always enjoy to see Is our slick fielding shortstop wearing number 3 Pete Rose is a redneck bully that showed no class When he tried to hurt our buddy, so he can kiss my ass.

Diamond Dad Nov 16 2005 09:29 PM Iwas waiting

I was going to vote for the guy who did "kung fu fighting" (everybody was Pete Rose Fighting! do do do do do, do, do, do, do do do)

Nymr83 Nov 16 2005 09:50 PM

a good job seawolf, but i'm afraid you may not have played to your audience by using a song popular with teenage girls...

Johnny Dickshot Nov 16 2005 11:23 PM

These playoff rounds really bring out the best in the combatants, don't they? Swell job to you both.

Elster88 Nov 17 2005 08:47 AM

Very nice.

Edgy DC Nov 17 2005 12:03 PM

Doc's up 13-9. Thirteen seems to be the magic number this year.

Edgy DC Nov 17 2005 08:23 PM

An hour to go, and Dickshot has his long-awaited opponent.

Valadius Nov 17 2005 09:43 PM

And the hour's up.

Johnny Dickshot Nov 17 2005 10:14 PM

Congrats, Hottie. Let me know when you're ready again.