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Let's Get Them the Blender

Edgy MD
Nov 11 2011 08:02 AM

Jason Pridie and Bianca Cruz's Wedding Registry

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Nov 11 2011 08:05 AM
Re: Let's Get Them the Blender

What, the toothbrush holder I already gave Pridie isn't good enough for them?

Don't go too Big League on me, guys. It's only had one previous owner.

Benjamin Grimm
Nov 11 2011 08:07 AM
Re: Let's Get Them the Blender

Are you going to use this information to update the 2012 projected roster?

If you do, I want credit for it!

HahnSolo
Nov 11 2011 08:10 AM
Re: Let's Get Them the Blender

I'll chip in for a higher OPS.

Edgy MD
Nov 11 2011 08:11 AM
Re: Let's Get Them the Blender

Come on. Let's go all in.

Edgy MD
Nov 11 2011 08:12 AM
Re: Let's Get Them the Blender

Benjamin Grimm wrote:
Are you going to use this information to update the 2012 projected roster?

If you do, I want credit for it!


Just coughed up my fruit pie.

Edgy MD
Nov 11 2011 08:27 AM
Re: Let's Get Them the Blender

Come on, folks. I'm in for $5. I mean, yeah, there's little reason I should be getting gifts for people wealthier than me who don't know me. But I admit it: I'm lured irresistibly to the glamour. And there's no glamour that's so alluring to me AAAA glamour.

Someday, probably on a particularly tough day, I'll be digging a ditch, fighting with people who love me, maybe suffering from a nasty skin irritation, and a beatific smile will cross my face. The guy next to me in the ditch will wipe his brow, snort, and ask me, "What the hell are you smiling at?"

I'll shrug, turn over another shovelful of earth and reply, "Maybe he's giving her a smoothie from my blender right now."

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Nov 11 2011 09:09 AM
Re: Let's Get Them the Blender

I'm in for a share of the toothbrush holder.

Edgy MD
Nov 11 2011 09:30 AM
Re: Let's Get Them the Blender

For 9.99 total? I'm pretty sure Hudgens already beat us to it.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Nov 11 2011 09:49 AM
Re: Let's Get Them the Blender

Obviously destined for the smaller of the guest bathrooms so in case you ever stay over you can still get some value for your investment. I say do it.

seawolf17
Nov 11 2011 10:29 AM
Re: Let's Get Them the Blender

I'll toss in a buck or two. It's not even like the guy's on the 40 anymore, though.

sharpie
Nov 11 2011 07:46 PM
Re: Let's Get Them the Blender

I'm in on the toothbrush holder as well. We can send a card with it.

Ceetar
Dec 12 2011 08:45 AM
Re: Let's Get Them the Blender

Can't find any pictures from the wedding, although Justin Turner was there.

Edgy MD
Dec 12 2011 08:52 AM
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Ceetar
Dec 12 2011 08:55 AM
Re: Let's Get Them the Blender

I can't see Justin Turner gifting Scotch. He'd presumably trend towards a more Irish Whiskey like Jameson.


And he appears to be crushing that Johnny Walker in his iron grip.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Dec 12 2011 01:08 PM
Re: Let's Get Them the Blender

In for five. Would go toothbrush holder, but wouldn't mind the cork pull (as in, "He's pulling her cork with my cork pull right now").

I would also like to send a Dutch oven to Miami, only I'm not sure that the fart will stay under the blanket for the duration of the trip.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Mar 09 2012 10:44 AM
Re: Let's Get Them the Blender

Let's skip the toothbrush holder and get him a 50-game drug suspension instead.

Edgy MD
Mar 09 2012 10:49 AM
Re: Let's Get Them the Blender

Suck of a way to get a marriage started.

That's what you get for not posting marriage photos, Jason the Journeyman.

Ashie62
Mar 09 2012 10:57 AM
Re: Let's Get Them the Blender

Pridie opted for cosmetic dentistry.

Ashie62
Mar 09 2012 10:58 AM
Re: Let's Get Them the Blender

Ceetar wrote:
I can't see Justin Turner gifting Scotch. He'd presumably trend towards a more Irish Whiskey like Jameson.


And he appears to be crushing that Johnny Walker in his iron grip.


Yeah! How bout Tullamore Dew?