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CPF Song Parody - Metirish versus LWFS


Irish 9 votes

LWFS 14 votes

metirish
Dec 08 2011 01:42 PM
Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Dec 09 2011 04:42 AM

Warren Zvon - Raul Gonzalez


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Werewolves of Flushing

I saw a minor league call up looking confused
walking through the streets of Flushing in the rain
He was looking for a place called Willets Point-Shea Stadium
Going to crush some fastballs of the train

Rauuuuuuuuuuuuuul Gonzalez was his name
Rauuuuuuuuuuuuuul!
Rauuuuuuuuuuuuuul ,murdering fastballs was his game
Rauuuuuuuuuuuuuul!

You hear some howlin when he swings that bat
Went two for three in his first Mets game
He was gonna be a staaaaaar
Werewolves of Flushing

Rauuuuuuuuuuuuuul Gonzalez was his name
Rauuuuuuuuuuuuuul!
Rauuuuuuuuuuuuuul ,murdering fastballs was his game
Rauuuuuuuuuuuuuul!


Grounded into a 5-2-3 double play with the bases loaded on May 16th
Lately he's been swinging a bad bat
Fran Healy better stay away from him
He'll rip your lungs out Pete Flynn


Rauuuuuuuuuuuuuul Gonzalez was his name
Rauuuuuuuuuuuuuul!
Rauuuuuuuuuuuuuul ,murdering fastballs was his game
Rauuuuuuuuuuuuuul!


Well I saw Bruce Chen in the pen
Doin' the werewolves of Flushing
I saw Mardie Cornejo in my dreams
Doin' the werewolves of Flushing

Rauuuuuuuuuuuuuul Gonzalez was his name
Rauuuuuuuuuuuuuul!
Rauuuuuuuuuuuuuul ,murdering fastballs was his game
Rauuuuuuuuuuuuuul!

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Dec 08 2011 10:11 PM
Re: CPF Song Parody - Metirish versus LWFS

Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Dec 08 2011 10:29 PM

I'm twitchin', watchin' the score, it's four to one, now FIVE to one
Yank him-- it's close no more, he's put it out of reach
As he opens the door, the runners boogie
He coughs up a lead like a nasty LOOGY

He throws, then watches it lined to left
Can't miss a Guetterman
Gives it up to a Cubbie, a Card, a Red
Can't miss a Guetterma-an
Can't miss a batter, man
Can't miss our Guetterma-an...
Ohh...

Sittin' by himself, there's no one else who it could be...
A long guy, but not a "long guy"...
Memories-- 'pen once rocked, short AND long
Now they've dealt for
Eric Hillman, but with more free-passin'
Randy Niemann, but with less mustachin'

He lays it in, and they go to work
Can't miss a Guetterman...
Traded Tim Burke for a lefty Tim Burke
Can't miss a Guetterman...
Gibson went last night, so go with that
Can't find a better man...
Tall and skinny, yet somehow, fat
Can't miss a Guetterm-a-an...
Can't miss a Guetterman
Can't miss our Guetterma-a-an

They loved him, yeah... up River Avenue wa-A-ay
They could use him, yeah... I'll chip in for the tra-in

Can't miss a Guetterman (I could do better, man)
Can't you do better, man? (I could do better, man)
Can't pitch, our Guetterman (I could do better, man)
Dog piss, our Guetterman

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John Cougar Lunchbucket
Dec 08 2011 10:15 PM
Re: CPF Song Parody - Metirish versus LWFS

Randy Niemann, but with less mustachin'

Don't see how this line is going to be topped in this or any other contest.

ps i think the thread also should be a poll

Elster88
Dec 08 2011 10:58 PM
Re: CPF Song Parody - Metirish versus LWFS

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I can't hear this song without thinking of Paul Newman watching Tom Cruise in disgust. I like this movie but in retrospect it shouldn't have been a big surprise when he started jumping on Oprah's couch.

Edgy MD
Dec 09 2011 05:32 AM
Re: CPF Song Parody - Metirish versus LWFS

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:
Randy Niemann, but with less mustachin'

Don't see how this line is going to be topped in this or any other contest.


Dunno, but "Fran Healy better stay away from him / He'll rip your lungs out Pete Flynn" is some coupleting.

Mets – Willets Point
Dec 09 2011 06:53 AM
Re: CPF Song Parody - Metirish versus LWFS

My goodness, I don't really remember either of these players but that's some fine parodyin'.

metirish
Dec 09 2011 06:54 AM
Re: CPF Song Parody - Metirish versus LWFS

great stuff LWFS.....one of my fave songs to an obscure player, love it.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Dec 09 2011 07:09 AM
Re: CPF Song Parody - Metirish versus LWFS

Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Dec 09 2011 07:04 PM

I've been trying to talk myself into thinking I've got this wrapped-- as a sort of psych-up-- since I saw this posted... and my brain keeps humming, "Ra-OOOOOOOOOOl."

Nicely turned, Irish. This'll be close.

Fman99
Dec 09 2011 07:23 AM
Re: CPF Song Parody - Metirish versus LWFS

Yeah these are both top drawer parodies. Seriously. But this was the difference maker to me:

Eric Hillman, but with more free-passin'
Randy Niemann, but with less mustachin'

A Boy Named Seo
Dec 09 2011 08:20 AM
Re: CPF Song Parody - Metirish versus LWFS

LOL'ing over here. Great job, both u guys.

themetfairy
Dec 09 2011 08:43 AM
Re: CPF Song Parody - Metirish versus LWFS

A Boy Named Seo wrote:
LOL'ing over here. Great job, both u guys.


Agreed!

TransMonk
Dec 09 2011 09:06 AM
Re: CPF Song Parody - Metirish versus LWFS

Went with LWFS, but they are both great parodies!

seawolf17
Dec 09 2011 10:11 AM
Re: CPF Song Parody - Metirish versus LWFS

Stickied until Monday.

MFS62
Dec 10 2011 09:08 AM
Re: CPF Song Parody - Metirish versus LWFS

Irish, that was good.
Maybe too good.
Hmmmmmm, are you sure Lorcan isn't another way to spell "Lycan"?

Later

metirish
Dec 12 2011 04:19 PM
Re: CPF Song Parody - Metirish versus LWFS

This should be closed, congratulations LWFS.

G-Fafif
Dec 12 2011 04:26 PM
Re: CPF Song Parody - Metirish versus LWFS

You guys both did great work -- and now I actually have to do something to defend my dormant title.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Dec 12 2011 08:18 PM
Re: CPF Song Parody - Metirish versus LWFS

metirish wrote:
This should be closed, congratulations LWFS.


/Hat tip
//Prepares for vigorous rogering at FAFIF's hands