Master Index of Archived Threads


CPF Song Parody: Ceetar(19) vs. Centerfield(14)

Ceetar

16 votes

Centerfield

5 votes

Ceetar Dec 09 2011 11:59 AM Edited 2 time(s), most recently on Dec 15 2011 10:30 AM

choice: Wayne Hagin I heard you on in Oakland back in Eighty Two Lying awake trying to decipher you. Ball was hit and I didn't know if they turned two. Oh-a no I bought earplugs for your second cacophony. Mangled in New York on a new frequency and now I missed all the plays that you can see. Oh-a no. I missed a home run. Oh-a no. What is the score now? How-ie-Rose killed his radio host. How-ie-Rose killed his radio host. The knife came and slit your throat. Oh-a-a-a no and now we chat during a commercial break, We hear the playback and it still makes no sense Were you watching when the ball hopped the fence? Oh-a no. You missed the first play. Oh-a no. You'll miss the last play. How-ie-Rose killed his radio host. How-ie-Rose killed his radio host. In my mind and in my car, we can't rewind we've gone too far. Oh-a-aho no, Oh-a-aho no. How-ie-Rose killed his radio host. How-ie-Rose killed his radio host. In my park and on the road, we can't deduce he's out at first. Howie came and slit your throat, Put down the blame on SNY. Ooh-ah, zombie host. Ooh-ah, zombie host. How-ie-Rose killed his radio host. How-ie-Rose killed his radio host. How-ie-Rose killed his radio host. How-ie-Rose killed his radio host. How-ie-Rose killed his radio host. How-ie-Rose killed his radio host. (Ooh-ah, zombie host.) [youtube:2cur93lr]hiJ9AnNz47Y[/youtube:2cur93lr]

batmagadanleadoff Dec 10 2011 09:33 PM Re: CPF Song Parody: Ceetar(19) vs. Centerfield(14)

Bravo! I guess Cee was gonna make someone pay dearly for the loss of Reyes. It hadda be Wayne.

MFS62 Dec 11 2011 08:32 AM Re: CPF Song Parody: Ceetar(19) vs. Centerfield(14)

Is somebody warming up in the bullpen for CF? Looks like Ceetar is winning by default. Later

Centerfield Dec 12 2011 08:24 AM Re: CPF Song Parody: Ceetar(19) vs. Centerfield(14)

Ceetar, Sorry, there's no way I'm going to be able to get to this before this weekend. Shit is crazy here at work. Not sure on the rules of this, but if it can wait until then great, if not, I'm going to have to forfeit. Of course, if anyone wants to pinch hit, I got some great subjects in my draw.

Ceetar Dec 12 2011 08:28 AM Re: CPF Song Parody: Ceetar(19) vs. Centerfield(14)

Centerfield wrote: Ceetar, Sorry, there's no way I'm going to be able to get to this before this weekend. Shit is crazy here at work. Not sure on the rules of this, but if it can wait until then great, if not, I'm going to have to forfeit. Of course, if anyone wants to pinch hit, I got some great subjects in my draw. I'm good with whatever. a week might be too long to delay the thing? Maybe we just plug in MFS62 and let him use Sandy Alderson? ruling from the judges?

MFS62 Dec 12 2011 09:05 AM Re: CPF Song Parody: Ceetar(19) vs. Centerfield(14)

Ceetar wrote: I'm good with whatever. a week might be too long to delay the thing? Maybe we just plug in MFS62 and let him use Sandy Alderson? ruling from the judges? I'm not sure it is contest worthy - just a little ditty that came into my head while I was listening to the song on the radio. I think its even missing a few stanzas. It has already been met with an underwhelming response. But if its ok with the powers that be, I'd be glad to be a speed bump on your drive to the title. Later

seawolf17 Dec 13 2011 06:20 AM Re: CPF Song Parody: Ceetar(19) vs. Centerfield(14)

I'll wait until the weekend. We can get some other games started, maybe. Give it until Sunday night, then we'll call it.

Centerfield Dec 13 2011 06:21 AM Re: CPF Song Parody: Ceetar(19) vs. Centerfield(14)

Actually, I got one. Kind of. Anyway it's better than forfeiting. Will post later this morning.

metirish Dec 13 2011 06:25 AM Re: CPF Song Parody: Ceetar(19) vs. Centerfield(14)

Centerfield wrote: Actually, I got one. Kind of. Anyway it's better than forfeiting. Will post later this morning. that's the spirit , litigation can wait.

Centerfield Dec 13 2011 07:53 AM Re: CPF Song Parody: Ceetar(19) vs. Centerfield(14)

Sorry about the wait. Is this song going to get me disqualified? Yup. Is it worth it? Yup. I think it really demonstrates where I am as a fan right about now. Anyway, the subject is Paul Wilson. The song is the closing theme to the Flintstones. Wilpons! Fuck the Wilpons! They're a fucking fuckhead family. Caustic, moron, shitbags, they're the worst owners in history. Someday, maybe Fred will see the light, and he'll sell this team and end our plight. Wilpons! Fuck the Wilpons! They are fucking fuckhead fuckclowns. They fuck their dachshunds. They're fucking asshole sluts! (banging on door) Wilson!!!

Edgy MD Dec 13 2011 07:55 AM Re: CPF Song Parody: Ceetar(19) vs. Centerfield(14)

This is a violent choice.

metirish Dec 13 2011 07:56 AM Re: CPF Song Parody: Ceetar(19) vs. Centerfield(14)

Dying over here, classic

John Cougar Lunchbucket Dec 13 2011 08:08 AM Re: CPF Song Parody: Ceetar(19) vs. Centerfield(14)

Centerfield wrote: Sorry about the wait. Is this song going to get me disqualified? Yup. Is it worth it? Yup. I think it really demonstrates where I am as a fan right about now. Anyway, the subject is Paul Wilson. The song is the closing theme to the Flintstones. Wilpons! Fuck the Wilpons! They're a fucking fuckhead family. Caustic, moron, shitbags, they're the worst owners in history. Someday, maybe Fred will see the light, and he'll sell this team and end our plight. Wilpons! Fuck the Wilpons! They are fucking fuckhead fuckclowns. They fuck their dachshunds. They're fucking asshole sluts! (banging on door) Wilson!!! dying

themetfairy Dec 13 2011 08:51 AM Re: CPF Song Parody: Ceetar(19) vs. Centerfield(14)

ROFL!

Vic Sage Dec 13 2011 09:07 AM Re: CPF Song Parody: Ceetar(19) vs. Centerfield(14)

i lost in the first round with Paul Wilson a few years ago, with this one: Because of You, Paul Wilson (With music by your uncle Meredith, from THE MUSIC MAN) There were studs on the hill But I never saw them bringing No I never saw them at all Because of you There were guns from on high But I never saw them winging No I never saw them at all Because of you You were the #1pick, the next Tom Seaver, so they say, you were the leader of the Gen “K” that was coming to Shea… hooray! And there were wins all around But you never earned them flinging No we never won in the Fall Because of you Then there was disappointment, and then the DL, and we dumped you, when not Tom Seaver but Tim Leary you proved anew… adieu! There were my hopes on the ground to which I’d never more be clinging No more will I sing of such dopes Because of you

batmagadanleadoff Dec 13 2011 09:44 AM Re: CPF Song Parody: Ceetar(19) vs. Centerfield(14)

Centerfield wrote: (banging on door) Wilson!!!

Nymr83 Dec 13 2011 10:03 AM Re: CPF Song Parody: Ceetar(19) vs. Centerfield(14)

That is the GREATEST SONG EVER... I dont care that its barely about his player, i want more Wilpon-hate in round 2, he's got my vote!

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Dec 13 2011 01:39 PM Re: CPF Song Parody: Ceetar(19) vs. Centerfield(14)

If you're going to go down, go down with middle fingers raised.

Edgy MD Dec 13 2011 08:16 PM Re: CPF Song Parody: Ceetar(19) vs. Centerfield(14)

Says the guy who hates the proud legacy of Richard Todd.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Dec 13 2011 10:20 PM Re: CPF Song Parody: Ceetar(19) vs. Centerfield(14)

I never said I didn't like the guy.

Diamond Dad Dec 14 2011 11:19 AM Re: CPF Song Parody: Ceetar(19) vs. Centerfield(14)

In the spirit of the rules, I have to go with Ceetar's submission since CF's song was so off-topic. But it was fucking funny.