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CPF SONG PARODY: Vic Sage (20) vs The Old Mole (13)

Vic Sage

13 votes

Old Mole

14 votes

Vic Sage Dec 09 2011 12:46 PM

“Vincent Van GO, MAN” Comin' to us, Vincent Van Go Good money, he got a truckload But when we got him (ha) We got nuthin’, And Gooden’s arm, he’d soon be clubbin' He’s Vince Coleman Yeah, Vince Coleman He’s Vince Coleman Vincent Van GO, MAN! Got what he got from Harazin By stealin’ bases Without no twin So our money, he soon would get But with the Mets, he was a nuthin’ vet He’s Vince Coleman Yeah, Vince Coleman (don’t sign him, Al) He’s Vince Coleman (ha) Vincent Van GO, MAN! Musta been brought up on the wrong street (listen now) to throw explosives at some kiddies’ feet Thought it was funny, out in the parking lot to injure children, just to hear a “pop” He’s Vince Coleman He’s Vince Coleman He’s Vince Coleman (yeah) Vincent Van GO, MAN Here’s your hat Your bags we’ll send And when you de-plane Don’t even wait to descend, yeah (Yeah) yeah (yeah) (I'm talkin' about) Vince Coleman (he’s got no) soul man (Yeah) Vince Coleman let that tarp roll, man (Yeah) Vince Coleman The “Jackie who?” man He’s Vince Coleman Vincent Van GO, MAN -- NOW! ----------------------------------- Based on SOUL MAN by Isaac Hayes and David Porter, Originally recorded by Sam & Dave [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pwaklOkoTU&feature=related

TheOldMole Dec 10 2011 10:09 PM Re: CPF SONG PARODY: Vic Sage (20) vs The Old Mole (13) Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Dec 11 2011 05:26 AM

CHANTHOLE LACE Josh Thole Based on "Chantilly Lace" by the Big Bopper hello, Terry, this is the big GM speaking Oh, you sweet thing, you You want what? A catcher who'll what? Who'll hit what? Oh, come on, Terry, you know what I got... Chanthole lace, can he get on base Can he get clutch hits, can he cover ground, And the hitch in his swing, does it mean a thing Can he help the Mets bat around, round round? Can he drive in runs, does he have cute buns, Is he fast like a bunny, does he cost much money, Oh, Terry, you know what we got! What's that, Terry? A trade? But - but - but - but Oh, Terry, you know what we got! Chanthole lace, can he make the plays Can he handle Niese, and Pelf, and Gee? And the weakness in his arm, will it do us any harm, Can he do the job with his D, D, D? Can he call the pitches, can he handle switches, When he stops the knuckler, does he look like Buckner, Oh, Terry, you know what we got! What's that, Terry? Pick you up a free agent? You can't be patient? But the Wilpons ain't got no money, honey! And anyway...you know what we got! Chanthole lace, he can take up space Yes, he's what we got, what we gotta like So he ain't Jerry Grote, and he ain't Todd Hundley, And he sure as hell ain't Mike, Mike, Mike! But he's not too shitty, and he'll do for Citi, Hey, what do we care, cuz we're going nowhere -- Come on, Terry, you know what we got! [youtube:3f3a169e]4b-by5e4saI[/youtube:3f3a169e]

themetfairy Dec 11 2011 05:17 AM Re: CPF SONG PARODY: Vic Sage (20) vs The Old Mole (13)

That was worth waiting for mole. Great job both of you!

Fman99 Dec 11 2011 05:55 AM Re: CPF SONG PARODY: Vic Sage (20) vs The Old Mole (13)

Wow, awesome.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Dec 11 2011 06:50 AM Re: CPF SONG PARODY: Vic Sage (20) vs The Old Mole (13)

Tough choice. TOUGH choice.

Edgy MD Dec 11 2011 01:36 PM Re: CPF SONG PARODY: Vic Sage (20) vs The Old Mole (13)

Hard call.

Mets – Willets Point Dec 11 2011 07:54 PM Re: CPF SONG PARODY: Vic Sage (20) vs The Old Mole (13)

Just when I thought I'd have to vote for Vic, Mole comes along and blows me away!

sharpie Dec 11 2011 10:23 PM Re: CPF SONG PARODY: Vic Sage (20) vs The Old Mole (13)

Very nice, both of you, but it appears like the equivalent of the "makes me feel real loose like a long-necked goose" lines are missing from Mole's version.

TheOldMole Dec 12 2011 05:08 AM Re: CPF SONG PARODY: Vic Sage (20) vs The Old Mole (13)

No, that's there. What's missing is the equivalent of "like a girl." I meant to put in "Like a Met" but somehow that got left out. My only defense is that I was typing it late at night with my thumbs on an iPad. Also, if it's any defense (which it really isn't), the Jerry Lee Lewis version also leaves out that line. On edit -- my gosh, you're right.

seawolf17 Dec 13 2011 06:21 AM Re: CPF SONG PARODY: Vic Sage (20) vs The Old Mole (13)

This will go until tonight, missing lines be damned.

attgig Dec 13 2011 09:04 AM Re: CPF SONG PARODY: Vic Sage (20) vs The Old Mole (13)

solid offerings by both sides. pretty awesome.

Vic Sage Dec 14 2011 11:56 AM Re: CPF SONG PARODY: Vic Sage (20) vs The Old Mole (13)

damn. lost by one. congrats, Mole.

TheOldMole Dec 15 2011 08:42 AM Re: CPF SONG PARODY: Vic Sage (20) vs The Old Mole (13)

Good match. First time I've ever won a round.