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CPF Song Parody 15 Attgig 18 MFS62 (pinch hitter)

attgig

11 votes

MFS62

12 votes

attgig Dec 13 2011 09:05 AM

"My hands are tough" in honor of Moises Alou (to the tune of We found love by Rhianna - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GchEVSx9XEA ) Yellow sprinkles in the light And we’re standing side by side As your stream it crosses mine Fmart listen t’my advice It’s my years of playing I just can’t deny But I’ve gotta let it go My hands are tough at the urinal My hands are tough at the urinal My hands are tough at the urinal My hands are tough at the urinal Came up big in 94 Playing for my older kin It wasn’t untill Florida That I won my only ring It’s my years of playing I just can’t deny But I’ve gotta let it go My hands are tough at the urinal My hands are tough at the urinal My hands are tough at the urinal My hands are tough at the urinal I thought I’d make it in 2002 But Steve Bartman killed my time. Damn that curse, I did lose Never loved in the southside. It’s my years of playing I just can’t deny But I’ve gotta let it go My hands are tough at the urinal My hands are tough at the urinal My hands are tough at the urinal My hands are tough at the urinal Omar treated me so well Got my "Ben's" though I so old Through the pain and through D-L Mets hitting streak M Alou It’s my years of playing I just can’t deny But I’ve gotta let it go My hands are tough at the urinal My hands are tough at the urinal My hands are tough at the urinal My hands are tough at the urinal a few extra verses compared to the rather sparse original. but his career was just that long...

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Dec 13 2011 01:31 PM Re: CPF Song Parody 15 Attgig 18 MFS62 (pinch hitter)

[youtube:1yjlmkyw]GchEVSx9XEA[/youtube:1yjlmkyw]

MFS62 Dec 13 2011 09:07 PM Re: CPF Song Parody 15 Attgig 18 MFS62 (pinch hitter)

Sandy Baby Sandy Baby, slip a catcher under the tree, For me. been an awful good fan, Sandy baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight. Sandy baby, a reliable clutch hitter too, in Mets blue. I'll wait up for you dear, Sandy baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight. Think of all the fun we've missed, Think of all the years that we’ve felt pissed, Next year I could be just as good, So just check things off my wishing list, Sandy baby, I wanna pitching stud, And not one just good, Been an angel all year, Sandy baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight. Sandy baby, forgot to mention one little thing, Some bling. You know I’m talkin’ some World Series rings. Sandy baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight, Hurry down the chimney tonight, Hurry, tonight. The video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7T0IK99ELs Later

Mets – Willets Point Dec 14 2011 10:13 AM Re: CPF Song Parody 15 Attgig 18 MFS62 (pinch hitter)

Tough choice. In the end I went with the piss joke.

A Boy Named Seo Dec 14 2011 10:29 AM Re: CPF Song Parody 15 Attgig 18 MFS62 (pinch hitter)

Both great. Never woulda guessed Rhianna would've made a song parody contest, but I'm glad she did.

Edgy MD Dec 14 2011 10:34 AM Re: CPF Song Parody 15 Attgig 18 MFS62 (pinch hitter)

I'm not sure what hap'd here. MFS jumped in for Ashie but with a subject not originally on his list? Was this bout sanctioned by the WPC?

A Boy Named Seo Dec 14 2011 10:38 AM Re: CPF Song Parody 15 Attgig 18 MFS62 (pinch hitter)

Yeah, why's he got 6 names? Confused. (18) Ashie62/MFS62 Tim Leary Amos Otis Benny Ayala 1975 1971 Sandy Alderson

John Cougar Lunchbucket Dec 14 2011 10:51 AM Re: CPF Song Parody 15 Attgig 18 MFS62 (pinch hitter)

Edgy DC wrote: I'm not sure what hap'd here. MFS jumped in for Ashie but with a subject not originally on his list? Was this bout sanctioned by the WPC? Not cromulent.

batmagadanleadoff Dec 14 2011 11:01 AM Re: CPF Song Parody 15 Attgig 18 MFS62 (pinch hitter)

I got winners. When's it my turn?

seawolf17 Dec 14 2011 11:07 AM Re: CPF Song Parody 15 Attgig 18 MFS62 (pinch hitter)

MFS jumped in for Ashie, but took Sandy Alderson and we punted Ashie's entire list. Executive decision. Those names should be crossed out above Sandy.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Dec 14 2011 11:09 AM Re: CPF Song Parody 15 Attgig 18 MFS62 (pinch hitter) Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Dec 14 2011 05:27 PM

/Notes trending results //Flips open "Ideas" notebook ///Crosses off 30-35 "poo-tine" and "urinar-eh?" Ken McKenzie jokes

Diamond Dad Dec 14 2011 11:16 AM Re: CPF Song Parody 15 Attgig 18 MFS62 (pinch hitter)

Seasonally appropriate parody gets the nod here. Nice job to both (I was laughting at the Alou urine joke)

attgig Dec 14 2011 12:06 PM Re: CPF Song Parody 15 Attgig 18 MFS62 (pinch hitter)

A Boy Named Seo wrote: Both great. Never woulda guessed Rhianna would've made a song parody contest, but I'm glad she did. once I saw Alou on my list, I could only think of "yellow sparkles in the light". There were no other ideas that were gonna come to me until I got that one outta my system.

A Boy Named Seo Dec 14 2011 12:19 PM Re: CPF Song Parody 15 Attgig 18 MFS62 (pinch hitter)

Glad you did. Over the years a lot of these have been classic rocky. Feel like we can handle some genre jumping and still make a good vote.

G-Fafif Dec 14 2011 12:30 PM Re: CPF Song Parody 15 Attgig 18 MFS62 (pinch hitter)

attgig wrote: A Boy Named Seo wrote: Both great. Never woulda guessed Rhianna would've made a song parody contest, but I'm glad she did. once I saw Alou on my list, I could only think of "yellow sparkles in the light". There were no other ideas that were gonna come to me until I got that one outta my system. Alou got it out of his system...and onto his hands. Nice job.

themetfairy Dec 14 2011 03:35 PM Re: CPF Song Parody 15 Attgig 18 MFS62 (pinch hitter)

Well done guys!

Mets – Willets Point Dec 14 2011 07:11 PM Re: CPF Song Parody 15 Attgig 18 MFS62 (pinch hitter)

A Boy Named Seo wrote: Glad you did. Over the years a lot of these have been classic rocky. Feel like we can handle some genre jumping and still make a good vote. This is true, although I do recall one matchup won by a sea shanty so venturing out into different genres can be a good strategy.

Edgy MD Dec 14 2011 09:23 PM Re: CPF Song Parody 15 Attgig 18 MFS62 (pinch hitter)

Frayed Knot made that play. And he ventured so far out that he couldn't get back to shore. He gakked when he got to the next round and, as far as I know, has never come out of retirement. What do you do with a Lenny Harris, What do you do with a Lenny Harris, What do you do with a Lenny Harris, earl-eye in the season? You stick him on the bench and let him back-up Let him tell jokes til the coaches crack up Start him once a month when injuries rack up later in the season. Hoo-Ray - he gets to pinch-hit Hoo-Ray - he shows his quick wit Hoo-Ray - he makes your sides split So you keep him for no reason. What do you do with a Lenny Harris, when it's mid-June and he starts to scare us? By now you realize that he ain't no Maris, 'Round about mid-season? You make a bunch of calls, try to get some prospects Hope the other teams think he's got some skill-sets. Maybe work a deal with Fred Wilpon's Mets then you'll save your season. Hoo-Ray - he still can pinch-hit Hoo-Ray - just lock up his mitt Hoo-Boy - it ain't worth warm spit his defense should be treason What do you do with a Lenny Harris, when Mike wants friends who won't embarrass? He's our guiding star though he ain't Polaris and the GM wants to please 'im? Steve signs him to a two-year no-cut contract even though his stick and his glove are suspect Hope that the team takes a cue from his act, even though it defies reason. Hoo-Ray - the record's now his Hoo-Ray - most all-time pinch hits Hoo-Boy - no one gives two shits And now we've tanked the season. What do you do with a Lenny Harris when he gets gonged like from Chuck Barris you wish he could go to a team in Paris during winter's trading season. You ship him away to the Beer Town Brewers who hope they can deal him to another wooer when Florida picks him up it looks even bluer For the oh-three season. Hoo-Ray - he got his pinch-hits Hoo-Ray - his team never quits Hoo-Ray - the Yanks hit the pits And his Marlins rule post-season

Mets – Willets Point Dec 14 2011 09:27 PM Re: CPF Song Parody 15 Attgig 18 MFS62 (pinch hitter)

Classic.

attgig Dec 15 2011 07:58 AM Re: CPF Song Parody 15 Attgig 18 MFS62 (pinch hitter)

wait, did I just win? last I saw I was behind by like 3 votes! thanks guys :) hopefully, I can swim to shore, or at least swim parallel to the tide and do you guys proud.

MFS62 Dec 15 2011 08:05 AM Re: CPF Song Parody 15 Attgig 18 MFS62 (pinch hitter)

attgig wrote: wait, did I just win? last I saw I was behind by like 3 votes! thanks guys :) hopefully, I can swim to shore, or at least swim parallel to the tide and do you guys proud. Don't know if its over yet. Like any reliever given a start, I did ok for a while, then faded in the late innings. No Terry Leach, I. If it is over, congrats, pal. And I'm off to the losers' lounge. (Do you drink mead cold or warm? I need something warm, I'm getting a cold.) Later