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Parody Contest: sharpie vs. Mets-Willets Point

sharpie

21 votes

Mets-Willets Point

1 votes

sharpie Dec 19 2011 07:18 AM

Setting: June 12, 2003, Fred Wilpon’s office. SUITE: STEVIE GREY HAIR It’s getting to the point where it’s no fun anymore. I am sorry. Sometimes we suck so badly I must cry out loud - “You are fired.” I am here, you are gone, I still own the team. You made it hard. Remember when they played, and won, and got to the World Series (what’s Timo thinking?) Don’t let the past remind you of how they play right now, they are so dreary. I am here, you are gone, I still own the team. You made it hard. Go get yourself away from me now, you are free, now you can broadcast. This does not mean you get free seats, you won’t, thats forever and yes for always I am here, you are gone, I still own the team. You made it hard. Something inside is telling me that I’ve got your secret. It’s sex addiction. Here is the part where I tell the key to my heart: Bernie Madoff. I am here, you are gone, you screwed office temps. She made it hard. And she made it hard, and she made it hard, and she made it hard, and she made it hard. Friday evening, Sunday in the afternoon, why do we always lose? Tuesday morning, please be gone and leave your keys. Why do we always lose? Can I tell it like it is? Listen to me, Stevie, it’s those chumps you’ve acquired, they play badly and That’s why we always lose. I’ve got an answer. I’ll hire Minaya. So we won’t always lose. We’ll mail your last check Thursday or Saturday. Where did you keep the booze? Casting off Jay Payton, Jason Isringhausen Nelson Cruz, Jason Bay and Alfonzo. Trades for Billy Taylor, Mo Vaughn and Mike Bordick Telling me that they so slick, then they all play like horseshit. Bobby Valentine gone, Art Howe is a lamebrain. Wigginton, Jeff Duncan, make me crazy. Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo (The next winter, Steve on the phone): Hey Omar, hear you got a pipeline to Cuba Remake this team with plenty guys from Caribe But there’s Fred and his little pod’ner Jeffy They won’t win til the Mets get another buyer O ya! O ya! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzF_MoXOU1E

Mets – Willets Point Dec 22 2011 10:06 PM Re: Parody Contest: sharpie vs. Mets-Willets Point

"As Long As We Got Our Pitchers" SCENE: On October 16, 1969, Jerry Koosman and Tom Seaver jubilantly harmonize together in the Mets' clubhouse. Oh, show me that fastball again (show me that fastball) Can't wait to see the pop-up ball a-flyin'. We're Amazin' to the end (Amazin' to) The Koos is on for the win. Ooohhh, as long as we got our pitchers We got the World Series under command Maybe you'll believe, we're gonna be The greatest hurlers who ever graced Flushing. As long as we keep on pitchin' We can bring the champion's flag to Shea Baby it's yours and mine, pay my tax on time, Well at least I'll get a share of Orosco's tossed glove. Player: Jerry Koosman Song: "As Long As We Got Each Other" by B.J. Thomas [youtube]L1fcB3QlW_g[/youtube]

Mets – Willets Point Dec 23 2011 11:54 AM Re: Parody Contest: sharpie vs. Mets-Willets Point

Wow, somebody actually voted for my parody.

metsmarathon Dec 23 2011 11:56 AM Re: Parody Contest: sharpie vs. Mets-Willets Point

it got stuck in my head, and i couldn't shake it. i figured it was the only way to purge my ears.

Mets – Willets Point Dec 23 2011 01:40 PM Re: Parody Contest: sharpie vs. Mets-Willets Point

This is a slaughter. No "Growing Pains" fans here? Kirk Cameron is going to tribulate all of you.

Fman99 Dec 23 2011 07:34 PM Re: Parody Contest: sharpie vs. Mets-Willets Point

Mets – Willets Point wrote: Wow, somebody actually voted for my parody. Your parody is so gay as to be an affront to gayness.

MFS62 Dec 23 2011 07:48 PM Re: Parody Contest: sharpie vs. Mets-Willets Point

Fman99 wrote: Mets – Willets Point wrote: Wow, somebody actually voted for my parody. Your parody is so gay as to be an affront to gayness. This just in, Liza Minelli has refused to sing it. Later

Mets – Willets Point Dec 30 2011 08:22 AM Re: Parody Contest: sharpie vs. Mets-Willets Point

We surely can unsticky my pain and humiliation now, yes?