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Parody Contest: The Old Mole vs. Soupcan

Mole

6 votes

Soup

18 votes

TheOldMole Dec 19 2011 11:47 AM

Hope I got this right...never can quite manage these polls.

TheOldMole Dec 19 2011 12:25 PM Re: Parody Contest: The Old Mole vs. Soupcan

Target: Tom Glavine Musical source: "What Am I Doing Here?" by the Moody Blues/Justin Hayward Where is Greg Maddux and where is John Smoltz Why am I so alone? Pitching is just a dream at Shea What happened to Chipper Jones? "What am I doin' here?" "What am I doin' here?" Who is this Edgy and G-Fafif Who is this MetFairy? Nobody loves me and my pal Chief Nok-a-Homa I'll never see "What am I doin' here?" "What am I doin' here?" Tenderly bury the last five years 51 wins and no one cares All the balls I can pitch have been thrown And it's time I was headed back home What I just did, you won't believe Listen and you can tell Hits by Hermida, Cabrera and Ross, End it by clipping Dontrelle "What am I doin' here?" "What am I doin' here?" Tenderly bury the last five years 51 wins and no one cares Seven runs in the first and it's all down the drain Better get on that midnight train Tenderly bury the last five years 51 wins and no one cares All the balls I can pitch have been thrown And it's time I was headed back home [youtube:2djj5ouc]swuNBBGWz6k[/youtube:2djj5ouc]

soupcan Dec 19 2011 02:37 PM Re: Parody Contest: The Old Mole vs. Soupcan Edited 2 time(s), most recently on Dec 19 2011 02:54 PM

Subject: Mike Marshall (firstbaseman) We Got The Beast See first base there, that’s where Mex would play Was the best, but then he went away-ay Playing first base next year at Shea? An ugly hulking fool A big dumb ox A big dumb ox A big dumb ox Wow A big dumb ox Just because he did it in L.A. Didn’t mean that he’d be here to stay-ay Caught a few from Sax right in the head Was dumb as a screen door He had horse teeth He had horse teeth He had horse teeth Yeah He had horse teeth Poor Belinda thought that he was cool In actuality he was a tool When they had sex he‘d always start to drool That’s when she’d had enough Lurch at first base Lurch at first base Lurch at first base Uhhhhhhh… * Cou-sin Itt A big dumb ox He had horse teeth Lurch at first base Everybody was scared of him - could you blame them? And his monstrous anvil-shaped chin – looked like white Shrek Groundba-all gets by- inside the park homerun….. Dumb as a wall – was beyond tall Scary to see - seven foot three Cleats were like boats - liked to eat goats Hunchback of Shea - scared them in L.A. King Kong of Queens – smelled like sardines Frightened the fans – overactive glands Guy was just huge – SUPER GIANT STOOGE! *(Lurch groan sound effect) [youtube]LD1BWcf8vhE[/youtube] Thank you LWFS

themetfairy Dec 19 2011 02:45 PM Re: Parody Contest: The Old Mole vs. Soupcan

This is GOLD gentlemen - well done!

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Dec 19 2011 02:47 PM Re: Parody Contest: The Old Mole vs. Soupcan

Para ti, Soupy: [youtube]LD1BWcf8vhE[/youtube] Nice work, both. But sometimes, song choice really does make a yyyyyyyuge difference.

G-Fafif Dec 19 2011 02:55 PM Re: Parody Contest: The Old Mole vs. Soupcan

Both are beautiful and each makes this a tough choice. Mole: Not that the cadence changes one bit, but Gl@v!ne had 61 wins for the Mets (hard as that is to believe).

TheOldMole Dec 19 2011 03:36 PM Re: Parody Contest: The Old Mole vs. Soupcan

That was a typo. Damn, and I thought I proofed it so carefully.

Ashie62 Dec 19 2011 05:49 PM Re: Parody Contest: The Old Mole vs. Soupcan

Mike Marshall and Belinda.awesome

TheOldMole Dec 21 2011 01:57 PM Re: Parody Contest: The Old Mole vs. Soupcan

An ignominious defeat. Congrats Soup!

soupcan Dec 21 2011 02:36 PM Re: Parody Contest: The Old Mole vs. Soupcan

Thanks Moley.