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CPF Song Parody Challenge: JCL v. Ceetar

John Cougar Lunchbucket

17 votes

Ceetar

3 votes

John Cougar Lunchbucket Dec 20 2011 08:06 AM

A former Met warrior Joined the dark side Today Al Leiter’s Soul has died When at last his arm was spent He joined the dumb and arrogant It was quite a deep descent, to represent the one percent YES Network! And what you hear from his company will be a threat to your sobriety Ballwash Jeter, jerk off Nick Praise Girardi, suck his dick The word is, the word is sell the Brand Yankee As though all his life was pinstripes Today Al Leiter, He’s a blind old fool And like Kay the disgrace He will lie to you (synth solo/guitar solo/drumrolling proggy climax) But time will not forget When Al was a New York Met Pitched game 5 until he was spent The damage was permanent Brain damage! Now what he says about anybody is phonier than a Yankee-ography Praise Steinbrenner, diss the Mets That’s the spirit, "only on YES" The word is, the word is, Loyalty is cheap, When you grow old, rich, slow and white Ever the talker, Today's Al Leiter, He will lie to you, And while you’re betrayed He nods right on to the fiction of Michael Kay [youtube:1zny3u4l]3UiTNZrr2Vk[/youtube:1zny3u4l]

Ceetar Dec 20 2011 08:10 AM Re: CPF Song Parody Challenge: JCL v. Ceetar

Longest Met of history, champion of third, dives after the baseball, D-Wright owns the hole Somewhere Cole Hamels deals, But his fastball's flat. (1-2-3) David Wright (When there's Phillies you call DW) David Wright (Let's hit some homers) David Wright( David, David Wright!) Swing of maple and he runs home, Master of vict'ry. Who's that slugging bat behind That future silver prize? No one wants to face him, But closers are out of luck. 'Cause here comes (David Wright) Home run! (When there's Kimbrel you call DW) David Wright (Let's hit some homers) David Wright (Better not balk, Papelbon) David Wright! [youtube:kkvcgt09]375ENQbru8s[/youtube:kkvcgt09]

Edgy MD Dec 20 2011 08:12 AM Re: CPF Song Parody Challenge: JCL v. Ceetar

If there's one thing my life is lacking, it's more proggy climax.

G-Fafif Dec 20 2011 08:21 AM Re: CPF Song Parody Challenge: JCL v. Ceetar

A poll, gentlemen?

John Cougar Lunchbucket Dec 20 2011 08:24 AM Re: CPF Song Parody Challenge: JCL v. Ceetar

ah, thanks. As always, a cartoon duck is my nemesis.

metirish Dec 20 2011 08:33 AM Re: CPF Song Parody Challenge: JCL v. Ceetar

And what you hear from his company will be a threat to your sobriety Ballwash Jeter, jerk off Nick Praise Girardi, suck his dick Gold

themetfairy Dec 20 2011 08:36 AM Re: CPF Song Parody Challenge: JCL v. Ceetar

Great work!

Ceetar Dec 20 2011 08:38 AM Re: CPF Song Parody Challenge: JCL v. Ceetar

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: ah, thanks. As always, a cartoon duck is my nemesis. quack

G-Fafif Dec 20 2011 08:46 AM Re: CPF Song Parody Challenge: JCL v. Ceetar

And maybe a stickie? Oh, and these both in their very different ways kick ass.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Dec 20 2011 09:20 AM Re: CPF Song Parody Challenge: JCL v. Ceetar

A cartoon superhero theme for Sugarpants? Marshall-Carlisle aside, I don't know if there's been a more-pitch perfect song choice in this whole contest. It's bright, it's sunny, it's hopeful, and it hits the spot. But "The damage was permanent... BRAIN DAMAGE!" has made me giggle for, like, three solid minutes.

Vic Sage Dec 20 2011 11:14 AM Re: CPF Song Parody Challenge: JCL v. Ceetar

i'm a sucker for a superhero theme song, especially as it regards DW. but Bucket's "take no prisoners" venom wins me over.

Ceetar Dec 20 2011 02:08 PM Re: CPF Song Parody Challenge: JCL v. Ceetar

sweet, I'll get some Tequila in teh losers lounge yet.