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Parody Challenge: A Boy Named Seo vs. attgig


A Boy Named Seo 18 votes

attgig 4 votes

A Boy Named Seo
Dec 22 2011 12:40 PM

Got a white dame, and good Mary Jane
Cleon Jones, you're in some shit, it seems.
Givin ya head? Get her behind?
And you know that Donald just lost his mind.

That seven train will make it on time,
If you make your bail by a quarter to nine,
Hit Willets Point and strip out of those blues,
Say 'sorry' to Grant, you're in the lineup again.

Riding that train, high on good green,
Cleon Jones, you better help your team.
Trouble ahead, glory behind,
Wish this train would roll back to sweet '69.

Trouble ahead! oh, wifey is red!
Take my advice if you still wanna be wed.
"You were only sleeping! No sex for either of you!
Had all your clothes on, except for your shoes!"

Got a white dame, and good Mary Jane
Cleon Jones, you're in some shit, it seems.
Givin ya head? Get her behind?
And you know that Donald just lost his mind.

Trouble with you was as easy to see,
As a gleaming white ball blacked by shoe polishing
Let's not pretend, the color of you and your 'friend'
Made the owner scream, pretty racist it seems

Riding that train, high on good green,
Cleon Jones, you better help your team.
Trouble ahead, glory behind,
Wish this train would roll back to sweet '69.

Got a white dame, and good Mary Jane
Cleon Jones, you're in some shit, it seems.
Givin ya head? Get her behind?
And you know that Donald just lost his mind.

(repeat in jam-bandy fashion like 50 more times)


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attgig
Dec 22 2011 12:46 PM
Re: Parody Challenge: A Boy Named Seo vs. attgig

Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Dec 22 2011 03:10 PM

Nasty in honor of Randy Myers
(to the tune of nasty: Janet Jackson)

sittin on the bullpen bench, thinkin nasty thoughts, huh
killin rats with bb guns, I know it turns you off, huh.
that's right, a let me tell it

Nasty
Nasty boys, got my 86 ring, huh
I'm a nasty boy
Nasty
Nasty boys, don't ever change, huh
I'm a nasty boy.

the nastiest of the three.
oooh ooh yeah
The nastiest of all is my nasty pitch, huh
will this one do?


Nasty
Nasty boys, got my 86 ring, huh
I'm a nasty boy
Nasty
Nasty boys, don't ever change, huh
I'm a nasty boy.

I'm not psycho, I just want some respect.
Can't stand the rookies who don't who don't give a crap
Cuz wild is my middle name
my last name is more heat.
no, my first name ain't baby,
it's Randall. Sir Myers to you G Jeffries

Nasty
Nasty boys, got my 86 ring, huh
I'm a nasty boy
Nasty
Nasty boys, don't ever change, huh
I'm a nasty boy.


Who's traded for John Franco? Nasty boy!
Who bitched enough to get a ring? Nasty boy!
Who beat up that crazy fan? Nasty boy!
who's racking up the strikeouts? Nasty Boy!

Ladies? Nasty boy got my 86 ring.
I'm a nasty boy.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh_gaaUiNs8
(i seem to have trouble embedding the video to the post...)

A Boy Named Seo
Dec 22 2011 12:52 PM
Re: Parody Challenge: A Boy Named Seo vs. attgig

Put the "YOUTUBE" tags around this:

uh_gaaUiNs8

and bingo-bango, you're embedded.

Love the Janet Jackson choice, btw. "Sir Myers to you, G Jefferies" is some good shit.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Dec 22 2011 01:18 PM
Re: Parody Challenge: A Boy Named Seo vs. attgig

Nice work both but interracial buttsex always gets my vote!

themetfairy
Dec 22 2011 01:31 PM
Re: Parody Challenge: A Boy Named Seo vs. attgig

Another superlative round!

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Dec 22 2011 01:37 PM
Re: Parody Challenge: A Boy Named Seo vs. attgig

Liked the marriage of Randall K to "Nasty," and that Jefferies line sings.

But Seo's song choice was just as loopily appropriate, and his focus and funny was as tight as Spring Training van butt.

Fman99
Dec 22 2011 02:05 PM
Re: Parody Challenge: A Boy Named Seo vs. attgig

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:
Nice work both but interracial buttsex always gets my vote!


Yeah you can't really top that unless you're hooking me up personally with some interracial buttsex.

Vic Sage
Dec 22 2011 02:49 PM
Re: Parody Challenge: A Boy Named Seo vs. attgig

what he said

attgig
Dec 22 2011 03:13 PM
Re: Parody Challenge: A Boy Named Seo vs. attgig

Put the "YOUTUBE" tags around this:

uh_gaaUiNs8

and bingo-bango, you're embedded.

Love the Janet Jackson choice, btw. "Sir Myers to you, G Jefferies" is some good shit.



badabing, badabang. thanks for the tip.

looks like you're doing well.

G-Fafif
Dec 22 2011 04:55 PM
Re: Parody Challenge: A Boy Named Seo vs. attgig




Kudos to you both!

A Boy Named Seo
Dec 22 2011 07:31 PM
Re: Parody Challenge: A Boy Named Seo vs. attgig

Put the "YOUTUBE" tags around this:

uh_gaaUiNs8

and bingo-bango, you're embedded.

Love the Janet Jackson choice, btw. "Sir Myers to you, G Jefferies" is some good shit.



badabing, badabang. thanks for the tip.

looks like you're doing well.


They like butt sex.